the judge is a faggot




Posted by Stalolin

parody thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Posted by The Judge

OH SNAP!




Posted by Iris

nah just kiddin', he's a faggot




Posted by Lord of Spam

thats some copyright infringment right thur, and i wont stand for it! i'll see you in court






sexy court


buffet




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

in Darkness Advanced HD Remix the judge went from a high tier poster to ****ing whiney fag tier

him and lord of spam got some serious nerfs




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i'm like the sagat of DA, just spammin ****ty post after ****ty post until everyone is owned




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

black sun is like king of fighters, a ****ty wannabe forum, and chill icebox is smash bros, a whole different beast but just as awesome




Posted by #061402

I thought everyone in DA were faggots?




Posted by WillisGreeny

Well, did you? did you think everyone in DA were faggots? GRAMMA MOTHA ****A.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

that was a horrible post




Posted by Lord of Spam

countering with awesome, brace for impact

WHAT? WHAT AINT NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF! THEY SPEAK ENGLSISH IN WHAT?

what?

ENGLISH, MOTHER ****ER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

buffet

ps: had the mental image of samual l. looking into the camera after that scene and saying buffet, mother ****er and i lol'd so hard i woke my roommate up.




Posted by WillisGreeny

[quote=The X;908695]that was a horrible post

says the master.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

precisely

willisgreeny, the dan hibiki of Darkess Fighter Advanced 2 Turbo




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

technically this is DFA3, because of the previous wipes




Posted by WillisGreeny

[quote=The X;908773]
willisgreeny, the dan hibiki of Darkess Fighter Advanced 2 Turbo


























I hate you.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Darkness Fighter Advanced 3: Third Strike

you know how they replaced all the classic characters with new ****ty ones? a lot like the current DA




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

but ultimately, just like third strike, it still owns




Posted by WillisGreeny

eeck, I'm leaving.




Posted by Klarth

good. you have never been welcome here.




Posted by WillisGreeny

and just like that, I'm staying.




Posted by Klarth

good. we appreciate your presence.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting The X: Darkness Fighter Advanced 3: Third Strike

you know how they replaced all the classic characters with new ****ty ones? a lot like the current DA


you watch your mouth boy



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

WHO AM I?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

akuma. grim, mysterious. the most powerful poster in the game.

shin akuma = xvamp




Posted by #061402


Quoting The X: Darkness Fighter Advanced 3: Third Strike

you know how they replaced all the classic characters with new ****ty ones? a lot like the current DA


Why do I feel targeted.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: akuma. grim, mysterious. the most powerful poster in the game.

shin akuma = xvamp


we suck in sfiv



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

a clear parallel to our current posting careers




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I've always been like this. So, you've single-handedly dragged us down.




Posted by Lord of Spam

because you are

veeeryyy slooow niiinjaaa




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

lord of spam wishes he was guile




Posted by WillisGreeny

[quote=#061402;909056]Why do I feel targeted.

It must be something you ate.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting The X: lord of spam wishes he was guile


o7s make retaaaaaaaaaarded amounts of money



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

isnt guile a fighter pilot




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

and arent fighter pilots like the most hardcore tough guys in all the army? i remember hearing that you have to go to torture camp and be tortured for real




Posted by Lord of Spam

seals>all

edit: i actually know a guy that got picked up for STA21 (elisted to officer program) who is going to be a pilot on EA18 Growlers (fa18s with electronic equipments and gunz for shootan radar). Hes a fat tubby bastard though, so idk.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I have never seen a fat guy piloting a plane, let alone a fighter jet.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

cant think of fighter planes without hearin the top gun theme tune in my head, **** it sucks




Posted by Linko_16

Just do a list for everyone in DA like usual, X, geez. We shouldn't have to ask for this stuff anymore.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Akuma - Vamp
Shin Akuma - XVamp
Sagat - X
Ryu - Ant (synonymous with darkness advanced)
Evil Ryu - Judge (the dark side of ant)
Ken - Slade (pretty cool guy, blonde hair)
M Bison - Speedfreak (evil oppressor, defeated by vamp)
Balrog - Bebop (stupid henchman of speedfreak)
Guile - LoS (military fag)
Charlie - sniper (r.i.p.)
Dan Hibiki - Arcadios (pathetic, wants to be japanese)
Zangief - Exo (east european, rages a lot)
Chun-Li - Fate (BECAUSE THEY)
Cammy - Angelwing (ARE GIRLS)
Dudley - netman (classy Englishman)
Necro - Linko_16 (loves little girls)
Sakura - that 13 year old judge fapped to

**** this one was hard




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

[quote=The X;908470]black sun is like king of fighters, a ****ty wannabe forum, and chill icebox is smash bros, a whole different beast but just as awesome

:cool2:




Posted by Klarth

**** YES BOXING




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

lets fight..... like gentlemen




Posted by Klarth

seriously, i'm probably the most gentlemanly of all of you

with my bowler, my greatcoat and my shiny black shoes




Posted by Stalolin

man i am never in x's lists




Posted by Klarth

stalolin: vega

jap vega or us vega, you decide




Posted by Stalolin

oh man

both of them are pretty cool

i do not know who to choose

it's like trying to choose between claws and PSYCHO CRUSHAH




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Stalolin;910287]man i am never in x's listsyou dont post enough




Posted by WillisGreeny

Once again, I'm on the list, like, 4 times. X sure does think I'm cool!




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting The X: Chun-Li - Fate

She must post pics of thighs before I can accept this.

[QUOTE=The X;910142]Necro - Linko_16 (loves little girls)


I... don't love little girls. But I'm cool with being someone who is as big of a freak as Necro. Actually, can I be E. Honda instead? He's not taken and I like him better anyway. And we're both fat. And let's face it, he's very traditionally Japanese, so he probably likes little girls too.

Also, didn't see it until now, but,


Quoting The X: king of fighters, a ****ty wannabe


ur a fagit.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=The X;910292]you dont post enough

okay that is fair




Posted by Ant

I'm just going to say this here. Love your avatar Stalolin.




Posted by Slade

I'm just going to say this here. Love you Stalolin.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I'm just going to say this here. Stalolin.




Posted by Klarth

I'm just going to say "this" here.




Posted by Klarth

this




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: She must post pics of thighs before I can accept this.


It works. She's a girl and slightly asian.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

and nagel is also a chick and has light hair




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=The X;910430]I'm just going to say this here. Stalolin.

alas i cannot rep you for saying my name

let me spread more reputation




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: It works. She's a girl and slightly asian.


Shut up dudes. She's totally about to show me her thighs.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

speaking of which, that chick from smallville playing chun-li was one of the worst casting choices I've seen. skinny as **** thighs.




Posted by Linko_16

Yeah, I didn't really know a thing about her until I heard about the movie, but isn't she tiny? I know lol hollywood and all, but, ****, at least get someone taller. Budget must be too small for Lucy Liu.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

yeah, pretty ****ing tiny. doesn't even come close