son you looking at the dragonall. son. i am goku. watch me power up son. can u feel my ki. get your mother im ascending
drunkposting on vgc? you know that's bad for you son. no. not your liver. just ur postin career.
*** ****it, stop being a jerk!
YOU LISTEN TO ME IN THIS HOUSE.
I WORK TOO ****ING HARD FOR THIS ****.
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havent talked to him in years lol
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arcadio's dad: ay caramba! ai ai ai! no me guesta!
"this is it son. the great depression 2 is coming. we're gonna have to grow out own food now. taking you out to the range to learn how to shoot."
n/a
although when we still talked it was mainly "here's a tip" and "you have an attitude problem"
requesting a van
Bah!!! BAN!!!! Not van!!!! :D
My dad doesn't say much. Just stares at the TV all day.
"You can do whatever the W-A-C-K you want to."
And yes he does say the letters instead of the word.
Supper tiiiiiiiiiiime.
"son, your mother and i are very worried about you. just don't do anything to harm yourself, okay?"
You havin girl troubles I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one.
"Let me just tell you what your Grandfather told me. Just keep it in your pants"
And on a seperate occasion
"I know you've been sneaking into the living room during the night to watch cinemax. Just know that's all fake. The real thing is nothing like that."
And that concludes my dad's version of sex talk.
It's just like that, don't listen to him. Him and your mother just have very poor sexual intercourse.
yeah, you can totally have porno-like sex if you want, most chicks dig getting thrown around
OR FREAKIER!
[quote=Ant;908137]It's just like that, don't listen to him. Him and your mother just have very poor sexual intercourse.
Stop sleeping with my parents.
Not drunk: "Got job yet?", "Get a job." "Gotta show some willpower." "You've gotta do something." etc etc
Drunk: "WHY THE **** DIDN'T YOU FINNISH SCHOOL?!" "You're useless." etc
O also, "g2bar get drunk and have sex, get a lyfe." (That was a a few years ago, however.)
The only reason I still respect him as my father is that he also has good sides that make up for it.
Whenever I'm staying with him up in San Francisco it usually goes like this:
"Y' know son you should y'know probably stay y'know in school and y'know be nice to your mom (not that HE ever was) and y'know just... y'know, arrange your priorities in life y'know so that they y'know benefit you the most."
*takes massive bong hit*
"..................y'know? HOLY **** AND DON'T TELL YOUR MOM I'VE BEEN SMOKING POT ALL THESE YEARS OK" *says something in german*
To be entirely honest, he's a cool guy with interests in plenty of cool things and chock full of stories to tell (he's been a tour guide for two decades now), but the fact that he treats me as a casual friend and not a (y'know) son is a bit unnerving. I love San Francisco, but I can't say I harbor the same amount of affection for him. He just wants to magically forget everything he did wrong, and my presence there is nothing more than an awkward reminder of said events, now that I'm not too young to understand what happened anymore.
Nonetheless, LIFE GOES ON
"You just have to do everything differently."
"You should start looking into colleges."
"You've gotta hear this song I'm playing with a couple ladies from church."
One interesting thing I've noticed is that people around my parent's age (50-60) are using the word "cute" a lot more. Or maybe that's just in my family.
"I HAVE AN IQ OF OVER A 170, I KNOW HOW TO RUN YOUR LIFE BETTER THAN YOU DO! wait, brb, gotta go take my anti-depressants so I don't kill myself"
don't really talk to the dude anymore since the last thing he said to me was "I'm ashamed ever having fathered you two" meaning my sister and I. Pretty sure he didn't mean it that way, but I said something like "dude, you left when I was five, you didn't father us" and he's all "you're too disturbing to talk to" and then there was an awkward silence and we both hung up.
was pretty funny. Smart guy, but doesn't know how to properly express his feelings, so everything he says comes off really dickish.
A lot of dads are like that in some form. Being male and expressing emotions to their kids is always slightly awkward thanks to gender roles.
less to do with gender, more to do with how their father treated them and not being exposed to a wider community. The cycle only seems to be breaking with out generation because of television, movies, the internet and magazines. Males finally realise how fathers used to act is ****ed up.
I meant gender role as in society's view of how the father figure is suppose to act, not that the Y chrom had something to do with it.
that would make sense
forgot to actually post things my dad says
while playing ANY game EVER: 'heh, saving the world again?'
every time he notices i'm playin the st andrews course in TWPGA09: 'did i ever tell you the story about the two japanese tourists we met there?'
'if you ever need help with anything, i'm here. except if it's to do with computers or maths or p. much anything you're studying/interested in. welp.'
Wow, your dad actually sounds decent.
Both my dad and stepdad ****ing sucked hard. One was an intensely angry, highly depressed dude and the other was a druggy/alcoholic. Good times.
oh, stepdads huh
well he's all like "i read this very interesting study" and "i was reading in the economist..." and "hey, did you know about this article"
he actually has interesting **** to say, but occasionally winds up telling me about the same study several times. decent guy though.