but at least we don't do stupid **** like this: http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local&id=6529135
And Wal Mart is all that we have!
This is why I stay the **** home on Black Friday.
****ing hell panic why do you have a suicide girl as your avatar
*stampedes panic but keeps bouncin off*
What's wrong with Suicide Girls?
Fastest derail ever.
*** bless rampant consumerism. I MAY HAVE KILLED A MAN, BUT IO GOT 20% OFF!
Hahaha, oh man. Only in America.
At least that you hear of.
**** I totally forgot about Suicide Girls
jesus christ
Jesus Christ. It's ****ing Wal-Mart.
I want to believe people would have a little more decency than to trample each other to save a dollar, but then again, this really isn't that surprising. Truly sad, though.
christ, how the hell do you say that guy's name
america needs a ****ing recession to give it a reality check
runnin over babies for a tickle-me-elmo..
That's America, folks!
did anybody hear about the shoot out at toys r us and a baby was killed in the process
What type of gun was the baby using?
an anime gun
He's in a Lone Star state of mind?
Hey, I'll let you guess what geographic part of the USA I lived in for the majority of my life, and where I'm going for Christmas break, and where my auto insurance is located, and where my phone's area code is! Go ahead, guess! You people have shorter attention spans than I do, and I have ADHD.
I'll let you guess how much I really cared in the first place.
I care. Go on BJ.
pwnd.
I went to see Daniel Tosh a few weeks ago. He opened his show with "hello Georgia...I don't want to say Atlanta. Because Atlanta always forgets you're a part of the south. You are not better than the south"
He's hilarious.
How is regicide the perfect crime?
de facto racisim is the way of all perfect crimes.
If I poison Lord of Spam, is that considered regicide?
I think he meant perfect murder. Google it.
[quote=☆Ezhno☆;914851]If I poison Lord of Spam, is that considered regicide?
His forehead is like a whole new race, so maybe.
Regicide: killing a monarch. I'd assume it's the perfect crime because there's no one to punish you for it.
But his forehead, and him ruling the forehead, just maybe...juuuust maaaybeee.
Actually I'm wrong. After hearing from my friends that still work the The Sports Authority, a lot of people think the perfect crime is stealing something and then trying to return it. The only problem is that most people who do that are black, and they don't let black people return things without a receipt.