???
Um, what about the poll? :o
Ah, there we go. :cool:
Haha, "No pp."
i voted
Every vote counts.
thx
Your welcome
now if we had moar voters we'd know who is circumcised and who isnt.
i know the x isnt
dont let this thread die
They will come soon!
http://vgchat.com/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=1249
see poco voted
yes my penis was butchered as a baby
rly
stalolin how old is your brother
Yea
what
how did you know i had a brother
i remember
and i know your parents werent smart enough to only have one kid lol
Yes, I am. I am very happy about that, too. The idea of foreskin seems kind of gross.
...*** you're ****ing stupid
[quote=Panic;906624]Yes, I am. I am very happy about that, too. The idea of foreskin seems kind of gross.only if you're a fat ****ing *** who doesn't scrub
like you
Uncircumsized penises can be hot sometimes.
On girls.
And there's like a whole thing in the hentai world about drinking smegma, so...
its not liquid
dude smegma is ****ing nasty, it smells horrible
what is it with america and circumcision
y'all jews or something
why dont you shower
i do!
Nah, I'm not. People who claim people with foreskins have bad hygiene are stupid; as long as you clean yourself every day there's nothing to fear.
Yeah, previously mentioned comment about uncircumcised dickgirl dick only counts towards a well-cleaned dick. I don't want to put my mouth on that ****.
Quite nasty to put your mouth on anything uncleaned.
yeah people are ****in gross when they kiss their dogs
or newborn babby
Well **** yeah they are! Just think about what that dog has eaten. Maybe a pile of fresh, steaming crap. Or maybe your cat just ate a week-dead rat. A newborn baby is probably pretty sterile though.
Not sure on that one.
all that **** from the birth? no thanks
covered in smegma lol
My little brother isn't circumcised.
That is all.
why
how old is he
I don't know... Let me ask my mom.
*hopes this won't be too ackward*
Edit-LOL ninjad
He's 15
She said she told the doctors to, but they forgot/had to leave because of an emergency.
Hahaha, did you just ask your mom why your brother isn't circumcised? :jump:
FYI, newborns are hyper-sensitive. So cutting a piece of skin off right after birth is basically torture. :)
who cares
baby is ugly it deserves it
Marry me.
YOU GUYS, PANIC VOTED IN THE POLL I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW HIS PENIS STYLE :( :( :(
AND WHOS INEQUITY
panic probably has a huge, sweaty scar
lol ew
She asked me why I asked her and I was like "oh no reason, just curious about my little bro's penis".
lol I didn't say the second part, but thats probably what she thought after I told her why.
BRB, got to go check....
er, I'm back. Golly, it's pretty dirty down their behind that skin!!!! :D:D:D
Jesse, your filthiness never ceases to amaze me!
He'd probably be ostracized for life.
otl howcome you know these penile facts of your brother
tell him to go get cut
lol
Circumcision is a practice that only came about as a result of desert peoples needing to conserve water and deciding that by eliminating the need to wash a particular body part, not only did sustenance become easier, but the threat of disease was reduced in those harsh conditions
It is only perpetuated in these relatively civilised times because some bright individual a few centuries back decided to use the operation as evidence of a contract between mankind and a semitic imaginary friend (lol, biblical retcon)
Now you poor cunts have to grease up even when you want to rub one out, haha.
some ppl dont
no debating plz
ty
[CENTER][SIZE="7"]SHUT UP BEFORE I SLAP YOU TO DEATH !!![/SIZE] :mad: [/CENTER]
eurofags vs civilized civilization
who wins
poco wins
the new world is a cancerous blot on the horizon
for every ant, there are myriad wackohaters
and a handful of pocos and juniors senior
what a tangled weave we web.
I suppose there's the aesthetic portion of it too, right? I mean, it's pretty queer to have parents who are concerned about whether or not you have an attractive penis, but still. Excess foreskin looks gross.
Absolutely none looks even worse.
Speaking as a straight man here holla
you probably have overhang longer than the actual length of your dick
My mother tells me it's easier for infants to pee if they just lop that extra stuff off. Seems like they would pee just fine either way since we're kind of designed that way.
[quote=Panic;906624]Yes, I am. I am very happy about that, too. The idea of foreskin seems kind of gross.
Not to mention it'd be just another flap of folded skin to add to your body!
[youtube=kwWq7k6x8bY]kwWq7k6x8bY[/youtube]
[quote=Iris;906803] Excess foreskin looks gross.
Does it really now, Iris?!
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[quote=netman;906771]Circumcision is a practice that only came about as a result of desert peoples needing to conserve water and deciding that by eliminating the need to wash a particular body part, not only did sustenance become easier, but the threat of disease was reduced in those harsh conditions
It is only perpetuated in these relatively civilised times because some bright individual a few centuries back decided to use the operation as evidence of a contract between mankind and a semitic imaginary friend (lol, biblical retcon)
Now you poor cu[COLOR=white]n[/COLOR]ts have to grease up even when you want to rub one out, haha.
And you have to live with an ever dirtier penis, wanka.
Please netty, please clean your gun.
[quote=netman;906841]washing your dong literally takes half a second
holy **** how lazy are americans
Not lazy at all netty. I just slap some floor polish on, a little Dawn Anti-bacterial for scent, and rub one out to clean the pipes. And bango bingo, clean circumcised American penis in ONLY 5 MINUTES.
[quote=WackoHater;906846]You and Tyler Turden should hang yourselves in parallel fashion doing the entire population of the earth a giant parting favor Son !!!
Shut up slut.
[quote=WackoHater;906846]You and Tyler Turden should hang yourselves in parallel fashion doing the entire population of the earth a giant parting favor Son !!!
Shut up slut..
[quote=WackoHater;906846]You and Tyler Turden should hang yourselves in parallel fashion doing the entire population of the earth a giant parting favor Son !!!
Shut up slut...
Shut up slut.
Keep your trap shut Turden Durden !!!! :p:
[quote=netman;906771]Now you poor cu[COLOR=white]n[/COLOR]ts have to grease up even when you want to rub one out, haha.
yeah man, totally don't have to
mine is pretty smooth and has little to no friction
this post was purely for junior senior's sexual fantasies because we all know she digs the chub
[quote=WackoHater;906857]Keep your trap shut Turden Durden !!!! :p:
Shut your ***** trap, slut.
Before I ram my circumcised penis down it!
[quote=WackoHater;906857]Keep your trap shut Turden Durden !!!! :p:
Even your girlfriend ****ing sucks!
HELL YEAH SHE ****ING SUCKS!
Oh **** you you ****ing ****!
HELL YEAH YOU ****ING SUCK!
Tell me how much you ****ing suck!
Wow this is my most successful thread.
Thanks guys
go to hell.
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No problem dogg, no problem at all, none atall.
penises suck anyways
i like robots more
[quote=Linko_16;906888][COLOR=indigo]Hey.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=indigo]That hurt.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=indigo]Words hurt.[/COLOR]
WH's common sense hurts, more than dull knives.
yeah
they took one look at our wangs and expelled us
Huh I remember you saying that once. Never asked why.
Why?
hell of such as circumstances
you mean circumcisions!!! lolol!!!
circ4lyfe
a jew girl was kicked out of my school for being a jew. nothing happened. Pretty sure nothing can happen.
there were secret muslims and everything in my catholic school, it owned
TERRORISTS
ew #61402 isn't! :(
in twenty years circumcision will be seen as evil mutilation
mark. my. words.
too bad. uncircumcised dicks are gross.
eurofags in the old country don't know better. give them 20 years and they'll understand.
Seeing uncircumcised dicks in porn ruins my erection. Why would you hire that guy? Why?
correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't circumcision originally just a Jewish tradition, and now it's used EVERYWHERE? Like, in WWII it was a surefire sign that you were Jewish, while now lots of religions practice it? Isn't that a sign that it's gaining popularity, as opposed to the other way around?
I know a girl who says she feels its mutilation. I'm just glad I got it done as an infant because it'd suck to get it done now, and the alternative looks freakin gross.
lets make fun of jack
[quote=Bj Blaskowitz;907171]correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't circumcision originally just a Jewish tradition, and now it's used EVERYWHERE? Like, in WWII it was a surefire sign that you were Jewish, while now lots of religions practice it? Isn't that a sign that it's gaining popularity, as opposed to the other way around?
I know a girl who says she feels its mutilation. I'm just glad I got it done as an infant because it'd suck to get it done now, and the alternative looks freakin gross.
And the win goes to that kid from Nip/Tuck that circumcised himself in the first season, in his father's bathroom! Dumbass almost bled to death, let that be a lesson to anyone. Only doctors and surgeons should touch your penis. Stop masturbation!
tYLER tURD NEEDS HIS ip BANNED !!!
Son, you are more of an extreme moron than Jezzie:jesse:DumbBell !!!!
IP ban my cock from your ear, slut..
[quote] the alternative looks freakin gross.
enjoy your societal conditioning.
personally i think the way a body part looks naturally is going to be far preferable to a hideous diced-up alternative any day.
[quote]eurofags in the old country don't know better. give them 20 years and they'll understand.
shut it, fatlander
can you blame him?
you could, but COULD you?
Yeah, I might be a little ashamed of my wiener too if I were him. Wouldn't be able to help but defend it.
doubt uncut hair and beards was ever considered natural for humans. unless cavemen walked around with hair trailing behind them, idk.
point is, most girls prefer cut dicks. Whether that's just the way we're conditioned doesn't really matter, because if I were a girl I'd be all "no thank you" if a dude with some narly foreskin asked me to go down on him.
But really, isn't that what we as people are about anyways? Conditioning? So this shouldn't be any different.
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;907211]if I were a girl I'd be all "no thank you" if a dude with some narly foreskin asked me to go down on him.
[CENTER][FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=7]ORLY?[/SIZE][/FONT]
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Yeah... you have a point. We have the aesthetic advantage here, but we will never know how it feels. :(
Fapping must be even more enjoyable.
Also, he could cut it if he really wanted to, but we can't grow it! We're on the losing side here, guys.
enjoy your backwards christian-style logic
studies that prove absolutely nothing either way: BACKWARDS CHRISTIAN LOGIC FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
no, defending something that was never your decision in the first place and clinging to it = SEVERELY IRRATIONAL FUUUUUUUCK
wouldnt being circumcised make your dick really uncomfortable
seriously, any time my foreskin is pulled back it stings like hell
[quote]hahaha, this is classic klarth to the extreme.
what, in that i've consistently made sense and provided intelligent arguments that you cocks are completely unable to refute because you choose to foolishly cling to the irrational?
yeah mate
klarth's proof: no proof except that HE SAYS SO
lol
[quote=The X]seriously, any time my foreskin is pulled back it stings like hell
Another fine reason to be circumcised.
[documentary narrator]At least in America, most people been conditioned to prefer to aesthetic look of a circumcised penis to an uncut one. It's also more hygenic (you can't argue that something that needs specific washing is as hygenic as something that doesn't), and Jack, a lot of guys don't need to lotion up first. Add to that the fact that being cut allows the head to expand and contract, which women find more pleasurable, and it's pretty easy to see why this originally Jewish practice has spread so quickly.[/documentary narrator]
no circumcision here
I prefer circumcised!
iris likes cock
what a queer
[quote]klarth's proof: no proof except that HE SAYS SO
it's all opinion, experience, and irreversibility
[quote]It's also more hygenic (you can't argue that something that needs specific washing is as hygenic as something that doesn't)
true, but i don't see the sense in permanently trading away a beneficial part of the anatomy for the sake of a very marginal decrease in effort when it comes to cleansing oneself
[quote]Jack, a lot of guys don't need to lotion up first. Add to that the fact that being cut allows the head to expand and contract, which women find more pleasurable,
when the bloodflow to the dong increases, the head expands while the foreskin remains the same size - thus pulling it back over the shaft. a fully erect uncircumcised wang doesn't look all that different to a cut one (unless you have an amazingly tiny dick, or are unfortunate enough to suffer from phimosis).
[quote]It's also foolish and irrational for men to prefer larger-breasted women.
seconded. i don't get big tits. b/c is awwwright.
[quote]Enjoy your dick cheese, Klarth!
fffffffff. you only get **** trapped in there if you have no personal hygiene whatsoever. besides, provided the organ's exercised regularly, there's no chance of buildup.
this is p. much the most heated discussion you can get outside of abortion/jesus
Speaking of which, what's with girls with hairy arms not having them? Seen a couple moderately attractive girls who, on closer inspection, had hairier arms than I do. What the **** is that about?
I occasionally wax my arms. My hair's not that dark, so it isn't a problem usually, but I like being smooth.
Also, never shave. The pain of waxing is worth it unless you want a rugged vagina.
linko digs the rugged vaginas
waxed vag rocks :cool2:
The X then went on to describe the most erotic night he ever spent in a wax museum.
nothing else will satisfy. Even a nicely trimmed one is too hairy. Ruins the mood.
[URL="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=jonestown+cult&aq=2&oq=jonestown"]You morons need to drink the Jim Jones KoolAid and end it all in mass !!![/URL]
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;907410]nothing else will satisfy. Even a nicely trimmed one is too hairy. Ruins the mood.getting hair in your mouth is ****in nasty
****, I hate girls who are all "WELL, IF YOU WANT ME TO SHAVE THAN YOU SHOULD TOO" and I'm always like, well, ****, my pubes don't grow all the way up my dick so you don't have to get your face all up in that **** unlike me who has to get right down in there and getting it all in my nose, mouth and eyes.
girls are ****ing stupid as hell.
Wait until you are over 35 Vamp, you will have hair growing on your back, out of your nose, on your shoulders and out of your ears, so watch your statements and quit your censoring !!!! :mad: :mad:
PS: As long as a chick is clean, no one gives a **** about how much hair they have except you sissies.
hairy girls are ****ing nasty.
Jezzie:jesse:DumbBell has so much body hair that he could be mistaken for a Gorilla when nude !!!
it's a turn on
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;907439]****, I hate girls who are all "WELL, IF YOU WANT ME TO SHAVE THAN YOU SHOULD TOO" and I'm always like, well, ****, my pubes don't grow all the way up my dick so you don't have to get your face all up in that **** unlike me who has to get right down in there and getting it all in my nose, mouth and eyes.
girls are ****ing stupid as hell.i have shaved in the past and it just grows back in like a day
sorry girls *shoves dick into ur mouth*
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;907439]****, I hate girls who are all "WELL, IF YOU WANT ME TO SHAVE THAN YOU SHOULD TOO" and I'm always like, well, ****, my pubes don't grow all the way up my dick so you don't have to get your face all up in that **** unlike me who has to get right down in there and getting it all in my nose, mouth and eyes.
girls are ****ing stupid as hell.
Haha. A shaved dong looks longer though. Bare or trimmed, doesn't matter as long as the pubes aren't gross and straggly.
It's shouldn't be a big deal though. Unless your boyfriend isn't very endowed or you have no gag reflex, you shouldn't be flossing with pubes.
Eh, I would only want the crotch shaved to avoid discomfort. Men without body hair look awful unless they're buff enough to distract from it.
Yeah, **** looks goofy as hell. Would be understandable if it served a purpose, but it certainly doesn't.
I still don't know why swimmers tend to shave. Is it only for grooming or does it actually affect them?
it affects their speed in the water
Vamp needs a nose and ear hair trimmer !!! :p:
Iris you and me need to do some waxing together soon !!! :eek:
[quote=Angelwing;907463]it's a turn onbody hair?
gorillas. she likes the black dudes
so you're into the big dicks huh
that rules me out, i guess
pretty sure your skin colour ruled you out longer before the size of your dick.
technically you're mutilated when they chop off your umbilical chord at birth
female and male circumcision are totally different. if females were circumcised like males, the clitoris hood would be the only thing removed.
i win lol
[quote=Linko_16;907674][COLOR=indigo]I'm down with either more or less.
Kinda depressing how the little offhand comments I've been making throughout this thread used to divert the entire conversation to how weird I am. Now people barely notice I said anything at all.[/COLOR]
at least be happy they notice you
I notice you, Lolin.
i notived you too while im watching pink floyds the wall
[quote=Linko_16;907697][COLOR=indigo]I notice you, Lolin.[/COLOR]
[quote=junior senior;907700]i notived you too while im watching pink floyds the wall
;_; i'm so happy i'm crying
but no seriously it is nice, usually it feels like i'm glanced over
Nah, man, you totally rock. Lolin for Super Mod '09.
big dicks, dark meat. it's all good.
i have always noticed you, lolin
i mean... s-stupid eros
it's n-not like i like you or anything
y were u banned jack
Huh, who are we pitying?
jk, ilu GameKing.
Change your avatar though. I keep thinking you're Arcadios.
you guys make me feel special, and one the internet that's pretty hard
and yeah judge contemplating changing my avatar because linko never found that site with the sigs
More like never looked.
Sorry guyz, my cock wasn't ripped apart as a child, so now I have this ****ing weird penis
I hate it so much, especially when I have to clean it every night, specifically in that area. Worst few seconds of my life wasted. The only positive thing is that the skin isn't close to noticeable when it's erected. you go boner.
you poor island boy
i always thought you were im really sad now :(
pocos clean
BIOLOGY
holy **** i just looked at this thread for the first time since it was new
coolest ****in' thread ever
fyi i think uncut looks pretty neat and exotic since it's not how mine is but i personally feel glad that i was cut
don't ask where or why i've been looking at dicks or you might start calling me weird like linko
and stalolin you're ****ing awesome never forget that my child
5 pages filled with cock
klarths the minority here
Shut up JS.
Klarth isn't the only member currently to insist on having an ugly penis in VGC.. read the entire thread again..
Look at the numbers.
Anywho This years April Fools, Jesse should ban every member who is not circumcised. April Fools 2009 should be recognised as Ugly Penis de-Appreciation Day.
Haha Coro, that statement was FOR the minority.
bet you my penis looks better than your face
wow, uncut is infinitely more attractive than mutilated.
i am natural and beautiful
[quote=Dark Bulb 4.3;909016]bet you my penis looks better than your face
Yes thank you, my penis does look better than your face.
lol
Really, how would you know this PokedHo ??
he doesn't say it.
[quote=Poco;909190]only virgins who are male say this. im serious.
Yeah, only pompous uncut peckers WOULD think that women can find any actual pleasure in their dirty little folds of sin. Like hell..
I've actually taken it upon myself (along with my friend who is uncut) to survey and interview a few females. And the majority prefers a clean cut penis.
If you live in America, Tyler, that is understandable, as cut is pretty much the norm there.
But really, you're doing it very wrong if you can't get sex with an uncut penis. I don't think she'll give a rats *** either, unless she's going down on you. And if she cares while going down on you, she's not turned on enough. :cool:
Hey numbers, a penis is a penis..
But when that penis looks like a Southern American dish, a woman is going to lose interest.
Most of them hate eating as is, I mean com'on.. America's all about diets now. And vitamins!
i bet there is a strong correlation between free-thinking and uncut knobs
true gentlemen do not blindly accept the will of our sires
Face it netman, a circumcised penis is what serperates us from animals.. Have you ever looked at a dog's penis, yeah, you're not far down the road from it with all that foreskin. Ya' dirty cock having foreigner!
what does a guy have to do to suck a dick around here
become chummy with vgc's benders
of whom i know of several, although i am unsure of my liberty to openly discuss such things
furthermore, it would not be gallant
most heated debate ever
so who here has used their penis yet
I'm still waiting for mine to descend
I use mine almost every night, when I'm not working and can manage time off for a moment with my girlfriend.. or Klarth's mum.
if you know where she is, don't hesitate to tell me!
[quote=netman;909388]if you know where she is, don't hesitate to tell me!
Son she's been here the whole time, with me!
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funny, because she actually had hair like that in the eighties
Haha..
That feels like a backfire. **** you Netty.
eww klarth has an elephant penis
Hah, don't flatter him.
that means its small and prehensile
http://www.rathergood.com/elephant/
poco how many guys on the wrestling team are circumcised
pound number arent you overseas
[CENTER]You morons are dumber than Jezzie:jesse:DumbBell and need to be banned........
[SIZE="5"] to your own MORON FORUM !!![/SIZE]
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: [/CENTER]
not in africa
you need like 19 inches or something, documentary on the sci fi channel, real sick ****
>sci fi
yea
dolphins have prehensile dicks too and they're way cuter
and echidnas have dicks that look like bagpipes
i am the master of penisses
penis expert poco at your service`
i know we have more boiz on this board than this
It's the latest rage in Japan...or atleast that's what their advertising suggests.
what is
sniping the tip
yeah doing it makes their penises look bigger, that's why the asians do it
lol
darth vader are you cut?
MI a MORON ?????
I look at my penis and say "I am son of Abraham" occasionally. Couldn't do that without circumcision. So it's worth it.
poco what did you post
[quote=Poco;911851][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/Lobo_Rules/untitled-2.jpg[/IMG]
Nvm Poco, I got it handled..
he looks at it to pee
no I don't. will create future problems with future wife
can't wait
You do speak English, right Vamp ??? :rolleyes:
PS: If anyone can translate Vamp's posts within the context of this thread, please do !! :p:
[SIZE="7"]DUH !!!
I'z a moron (:jesse:) [/SIZE]
you make no sense
holy ****
teacher was talking about this the other day and i laughed lol
someone archive this thread 10 thumbs way up!
what