R U circumcised?




Posted by O.T.L

???




Posted by coromoro

Um, what about the poll? :o




Posted by coromoro

Ah, there we go. :cool:

Haha, "No pp."




Posted by junior senior

i voted




Posted by O.T.L

Every vote counts.




Posted by junior senior

thx




Posted by O.T.L

Your welcome

now if we had moar voters we'd know who is circumcised and who isnt.




Posted by junior senior

i know the x isnt

dont let this thread die




Posted by coromoro

They will come soon!




Posted by junior senior

http://vgchat.com/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=1249

see poco voted




Posted by Stalolin

yes my penis was butchered as a baby




Posted by junior senior

rly

stalolin how old is your brother




Posted by Breakman

Yea




Posted by Stalolin

what

how did you know i had a brother




Posted by junior senior

i remember




Posted by junior senior

and i know your parents werent smart enough to only have one kid lol




Posted by Panic!

Yes, I am. I am very happy about that, too. The idea of foreskin seems kind of gross.




Posted by Stalolin

...*** you're ****ing stupid




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Panic;906624]Yes, I am. I am very happy about that, too. The idea of foreskin seems kind of gross.only if you're a fat ****ing *** who doesn't scrub

like you




Posted by Linko_16

Uncircumsized penises can be hot sometimes.

On girls.

And there's like a whole thing in the hentai world about drinking smegma, so...




Posted by junior senior

its not liquid




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

dude smegma is ****ing nasty, it smells horrible




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

what is it with america and circumcision

y'all jews or something




Posted by junior senior

why dont you shower




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i do!




Posted by coromoro


Quoting junior senior: its not liquid


Everything is possible within the world of hentai.



Posted by #061402

Nah, I'm not. People who claim people with foreskins have bad hygiene are stupid; as long as you clean yourself every day there's nothing to fear.


Quoting The X: y'all jews or something


Oh yeah, this. Haha, jews.



Posted by Linko_16

Yeah, previously mentioned comment about uncircumcised dickgirl dick only counts towards a well-cleaned dick. I don't want to put my mouth on that ****.




Posted by #061402

Quite nasty to put your mouth on anything uncleaned.




Posted by junior senior

yeah people are ****in gross when they kiss their dogs

or newborn babby




Posted by #061402

Well **** yeah they are! Just think about what that dog has eaten. Maybe a pile of fresh, steaming crap. Or maybe your cat just ate a week-dead rat. A newborn baby is probably pretty sterile though.

Not sure on that one.




Posted by junior senior

all that **** from the birth? no thanks

covered in smegma lol




Posted by O.T.L

My little brother isn't circumcised.

That is all.




Posted by junior senior

why




Posted by junior senior

how old is he




Posted by O.T.L

I don't know... Let me ask my mom.

*hopes this won't be too ackward*

Edit-LOL ninjad

He's 15




Posted by O.T.L

She said she told the doctors to, but they forgot/had to leave because of an emergency.




Posted by coromoro

Hahaha, did you just ask your mom why your brother isn't circumcised? :jump:




Posted by junior senior


Quoting O.T.L: She said she told the doctors to, but they forgot/had to leave because of an emergency.


what emergency

make him get that **** cut



Posted by #061402

FYI, newborns are hyper-sensitive. So cutting a piece of skin off right after birth is basically torture. :)




Posted by junior senior

who cares
baby is ugly it deserves it




Posted by #061402

Marry me.




Posted by junior senior

YOU GUYS, PANIC VOTED IN THE POLL I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW HIS PENIS STYLE :( :( :(




Posted by coromoro


Quoting #061402: FYI, newborns are hyper-sensitive. So cutting a piece of skin off right after birth is basically torture. :)


Good thing I don't remember.



Posted by junior senior

AND WHOS INEQUITY




Posted by coromoro


Quoting junior senior: YOU GUYS, PANIC VOTED IN THE POLL I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW HIS PENIS STYLE :( :( :(


At least he's circumcised. :o Imagine if he wasn't! :puke2:



Posted by junior senior

panic probably has a huge, sweaty scar

lol ew




Posted by O.T.L

She asked me why I asked her and I was like "oh no reason, just curious about my little bro's penis".

lol I didn't say the second part, but thats probably what she thought after I told her why.




Posted by Jesse Smith

BRB, got to go check....

er, I'm back. Golly, it's pretty dirty down their behind that skin!!!! :D:D:D




Posted by coromoro

Jesse, your filthiness never ceases to amaze me!


Quoting O.T.L: She asked me why I asked her and I was like "oh no reason, just curious about my little bro's penis".

lol I didn't say the second part, but thats probably what she thought after I told her why.


Hahaha, that'd be hilarious if you would've said the second part. :p:



Posted by #061402

He'd probably be ostracized for life.




Posted by junior senior

otl howcome you know these penile facts of your brother

tell him to go get cut

lol




Posted by Klarth

Circumcision is a practice that only came about as a result of desert peoples needing to conserve water and deciding that by eliminating the need to wash a particular body part, not only did sustenance become easier, but the threat of disease was reduced in those harsh conditions

It is only perpetuated in these relatively civilised times because some bright individual a few centuries back decided to use the operation as evidence of a contract between mankind and a semitic imaginary friend (lol, biblical retcon)

Now you poor cunts have to grease up even when you want to rub one out, haha.




Posted by junior senior

some ppl dont




Posted by WackoHater


Quoting netman: Circumcision is a practice that only came about as a result of desert peoples needing to conserve water and deciding that by eliminating the need to wash a particular body part, not only did sustenance become easier, but the threat of disease was reduced in those harsh conditions

It is only perpetuated in these relatively civilised times because some bright individual a few centuries back decided to use the operation as evidence of a contract between mankind and a semitic imaginary friend (lol, biblical retcon)

Now you poor cunts have to grease up even when you want to rub one out, haha.


You are a moron of the highest magnitude, congratulations idiot !!! :p:

To save water, LOL arsewipe, this practice was given to by G O D to mankind, that is how it started.

Do you make up S H I T as you troll through life, or did Dear old Dud teach you all you know ???



Posted by junior senior

no debating plz


ty




Posted by WackoHater

[CENTER][SIZE="7"]SHUT UP BEFORE I SLAP YOU TO DEATH !!![/SIZE] :mad: [/CENTER]




Posted by Klarth


Quoting WackoHater: You are a moron of the highest magnitude, congratulations idiot !!! :p:

To save water, LOL arsewipe, this practice was given to by G O D to mankind, that is how it started.

Do you make up S H I T as you troll through life, or did Dear old Dud teach you all you know ???


i like placing my faith in what i can directly observe

it makes, uh, what's the word

sense



Posted by Ant

eurofags vs civilized civilization




Posted by junior senior

who wins


poco wins




Posted by Klarth

the new world is a cancerous blot on the horizon

for every ant, there are myriad wackohaters




Posted by Klarth

and a handful of pocos and juniors senior




Posted by Iris

what a tangled weave we web.

I suppose there's the aesthetic portion of it too, right? I mean, it's pretty queer to have parents who are concerned about whether or not you have an attractive penis, but still. Excess foreskin looks gross.




Posted by Klarth

Absolutely none looks even worse.

Speaking as a straight man here holla




Posted by junior senior

you probably have overhang longer than the actual length of your dick




Posted by Linko_16

My mother tells me it's easier for infants to pee if they just lop that extra stuff off. Seems like they would pee just fine either way since we're kind of designed that way.




Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=Panic;906624]Yes, I am. I am very happy about that, too. The idea of foreskin seems kind of gross.

Not to mention it'd be just another flap of folded skin to add to your body!

[youtube=kwWq7k6x8bY]kwWq7k6x8bY[/youtube]




Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=Iris;906803] Excess foreskin looks gross.

Does it really now, Iris?!

[IMG]http://blog.silive.com/weather/pigs%2520in%2520blanket.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=netman;906771]Circumcision is a practice that only came about as a result of desert peoples needing to conserve water and deciding that by eliminating the need to wash a particular body part, not only did sustenance become easier, but the threat of disease was reduced in those harsh conditions

It is only perpetuated in these relatively civilised times because some bright individual a few centuries back decided to use the operation as evidence of a contract between mankind and a semitic imaginary friend (lol, biblical retcon)

Now you poor cu[COLOR=white]n[/COLOR]ts have to grease up even when you want to rub one out, haha.

And you have to live with an ever dirtier penis, wanka.
Please netty, please clean your gun.




Posted by Klarth


Quoting junior senior: you probably have overhang longer than the actual length of your dick


nah, you'd be surprised at how snug a fit it is. or maybe you're completely unable to relate. didn't you pretend to be a boy here for the longest time anyway



Posted by Klarth


Quoting Tyler Durden: And you have to live with an ever dirtier penis, wanka.
Please netty, please clean your gun.


washing your dong literally takes half a second

holy **** how lazy are americans



Posted by WackoHater


Quoting Linko_16: Yeah, previously mentioned comment about uncircumcised dickgirl dick only counts towards a well-cleaned dick. I don't want to put my mouth on that ****.


[SIZE="6"]You are dumber than Jezzie:jesse:DumbBell moron !!! :p: [/SIZE]



Posted by WackoHater


Quoting netman: washing your dong literally takes half a second

holy **** how lazy are americans


You and Tyler Turden should hang yourselves in parallel fashion doing the entire population of the earth a giant parting favor Son !!!



Posted by O.T.L


Quoting netman: washing your dong literally takes half a second

holy **** how lazy are americans


lol

Half a second.



Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=netman;906841]washing your dong literally takes half a second

holy **** how lazy are americans

Not lazy at all netty. I just slap some floor polish on, a little Dawn Anti-bacterial for scent, and rub one out to clean the pipes. And bango bingo, clean circumcised American penis in ONLY 5 MINUTES.




Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=WackoHater;906846]You and Tyler Turden should hang yourselves in parallel fashion doing the entire population of the earth a giant parting favor Son !!!

Shut up slut.




Posted by WackoHater


Quoting O.T.L: lol

Half a second.



A Q-Tip will do for a pathetic loser !! :p:



Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=WackoHater;906846]You and Tyler Turden should hang yourselves in parallel fashion doing the entire population of the earth a giant parting favor Son !!!

Shut up slut..




Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=WackoHater;906846]You and Tyler Turden should hang yourselves in parallel fashion doing the entire population of the earth a giant parting favor Son !!!

Shut up slut...




Posted by Tyler Durden

Shut up slut.




Posted by WackoHater

Keep your trap shut Turden Durden !!!! :p:




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=netman;906771]Now you poor cu[COLOR=white]n[/COLOR]ts have to grease up even when you want to rub one out, haha.

yeah man, totally don't have to

mine is pretty smooth and has little to no friction

this post was purely for junior senior's sexual fantasies because we all know she digs the chub




Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=WackoHater;906857]Keep your trap shut Turden Durden !!!! :p:
Shut your ***** trap, slut.

Before I ram my circumcised penis down it!




Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=WackoHater;906857]Keep your trap shut Turden Durden !!!! :p:

Even your girlfriend ****ing sucks!
HELL YEAH SHE ****ING SUCKS!
Oh **** you you ****ing ****!
HELL YEAH YOU ****ING SUCK!
Tell me how much you ****ing suck!




Posted by O.T.L

Wow this is my most successful thread.

Thanks guys




Posted by Klarth

go to hell.




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Tyler Durden: Even your girlfriend ****ing sucks!
HELL YEAH SHE ****ING SUCKS!
Oh **** you you ****ing ****!
HELL YEAH YOU ****ING SUCK!
Tell me how much you ****ing suck!


**** YOU YOU ****ING ****



Posted by Tyler Durden

[IMG]http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/5888/blackupev0.jpg[/IMG]

No problem dogg, no problem at all, none atall.




Posted by Stalolin

penises suck anyways

i like robots more




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting WackoHater: [SIZE="6"]You are dumber than Jezzie:jesse:DumbBell moron !!! :p: [/SIZE]


Hey.

That hurt.

Words hurt.




Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=Linko_16;906888][COLOR=indigo]Hey.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=indigo]That hurt.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=indigo]Words hurt.[/COLOR]


WH's common sense hurts, more than dull knives.




Posted by junior senior


Quoting Stalolin: yeah man, totally don't have to

mine is pretty smooth and has little to no friction

this post was purely for junior senior's sexual fantasies because we all know she digs the chub


gross



hey jack didn't you and your brother get like suspended or something from elementary school bc you were uncircumcised



Posted by Klarth

yeah

they took one look at our wangs and expelled us




Posted by Shade

Huh I remember you saying that once. Never asked why.

Why?




Posted by Klarth

hell of such as circumstances




Posted by junior senior

you mean circumcisions!!! lolol!!!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

circ4lyfe




Posted by #061402


Quoting netman: yeah

they took one look at our wangs and expelled us


Hahaha, you should ask your parents to sue them for discrimination.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

a jew girl was kicked out of my school for being a jew. nothing happened. Pretty sure nothing can happen.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

there were secret muslims and everything in my catholic school, it owned




Posted by #061402

TERRORISTS




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: there were secret muslims and everything in my catholic school, it owned


anyone who was found out not be a catholic was immediately kicked out or refused entry. Even if they found out you lost your faith halfway through grade 10 they would send you to a lady to try and help you get it back or you get kicked the **** out.

was badass as ****



Posted by junior senior

ew #61402 isn't! :(




Posted by Klarth

in twenty years circumcision will be seen as evil mutilation

mark. my. words.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

too bad. uncircumcised dicks are gross.




Posted by Ant

eurofags in the old country don't know better. give them 20 years and they'll understand.




Posted by Shade

Seeing uncircumcised dicks in porn ruins my erection. Why would you hire that guy? Why?




Posted by #061402


Quoting netman: in twenty years circumcision will be seen as evil mutilation

mark. my. words.


Female "circumcision" is already. :cookie: It's well on its way.

Edit:

Quoting Shade: Seeing uncircumcised dicks in porn ruins my erection. Why would you hire that guy? Why?


Haha, oh wow. :D



Posted by Bj Blaskowitz

correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't circumcision originally just a Jewish tradition, and now it's used EVERYWHERE? Like, in WWII it was a surefire sign that you were Jewish, while now lots of religions practice it? Isn't that a sign that it's gaining popularity, as opposed to the other way around?

I know a girl who says she feels its mutilation. I'm just glad I got it done as an infant because it'd suck to get it done now, and the alternative looks freakin gross.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Female "circumcision" is already. It's well on its way.


that's, uh, pretty different, dude. Look it up:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_Circumcision

it's a hell of a lot more extreme than male circumcision and often includes the removal of the clit. That's a pretty big deal.



Posted by junior senior

lets make fun of jack




Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=Bj Blaskowitz;907171]correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't circumcision originally just a Jewish tradition, and now it's used EVERYWHERE? Like, in WWII it was a surefire sign that you were Jewish, while now lots of religions practice it? Isn't that a sign that it's gaining popularity, as opposed to the other way around?

I know a girl who says she feels its mutilation. I'm just glad I got it done as an infant because it'd suck to get it done now, and the alternative looks freakin gross.

And the win goes to that kid from Nip/Tuck that circumcised himself in the first season, in his father's bathroom! Dumbass almost bled to death, let that be a lesson to anyone. Only doctors and surgeons should touch your penis. Stop masturbation!




Posted by WackoHater

tYLER tURD NEEDS HIS ip BANNED !!!

Son, you are more of an extreme moron than Jezzie:jesse:DumbBell !!!!




Posted by Tyler Durden

IP ban my cock from your ear, slut..




Posted by Klarth

[quote] the alternative looks freakin gross.
enjoy your societal conditioning.

personally i think the way a body part looks naturally is going to be far preferable to a hideous diced-up alternative any day.
[quote]eurofags in the old country don't know better. give them 20 years and they'll understand.
shut it, fatlander




Posted by Ant


Quoting netman: enjoy your societal conditioning.

personally i think the way a body part looks naturally is going to be far preferable to a hideous diced-up alternative any day.

shut it, fatlander


ur just jealious



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: personally i think the way a body part looks naturally is going to be far preferable to a hideous diced-up alternative any day.


haha, this guy. He actually sounds jealous/butthurt.



Posted by Ant

can you blame him?

you could, but COULD you?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, I might be a little ashamed of my wiener too if I were him. Wouldn't be able to help but defend it.




Posted by coromoro


Quoting netman:

personally i think the way a body part looks naturally is going to be far preferable to a hideous diced-up alternative any day.


By that rationale, couldn't it be argued that you also prefer long haired-men with long beards and hairy women who don't shave or cut their hair? :p:



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

doubt uncut hair and beards was ever considered natural for humans. unless cavemen walked around with hair trailing behind them, idk.

point is, most girls prefer cut dicks. Whether that's just the way we're conditioned doesn't really matter, because if I were a girl I'd be all "no thank you" if a dude with some narly foreskin asked me to go down on him.

But really, isn't that what we as people are about anyways? Conditioning? So this shouldn't be any different.




Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;907211]if I were a girl I'd be all "no thank you" if a dude with some narly foreskin asked me to go down on him.

[CENTER][FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=7]ORLY?[/SIZE][/FONT]

[IMG]http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2084582/pigsinablanket-main_Full.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER]




Posted by Klarth


Quoting coromoro: By that rationale, couldn't it be argued that you also prefer long haired-men with long beards and hairy women who don't shave or cut their hair? :p:


dude. you are comparing a haircut to having flesh torn from the end of your dick.

think about this. (p.s. hair regrows)
[quote]Yeah, I might be a little ashamed of my wiener too if I were him. Wouldn't be able to help but defend it.
actually, I'd say I'm **** proud. you poor bastards will never know how good it feels~



Posted by coromoro

Yeah... you have a point. We have the aesthetic advantage here, but we will never know how it feels. :(

Fapping must be even more enjoyable.




Posted by coromoro

Also, he could cut it if he really wanted to, but we can't grow it! We're on the losing side here, guys.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: you poor bastards will never know how good it feels~


iir no reliable study has proven one way or the other that it impacts sexual pleasure. All studies I've read have had numerous issues or other studies saying the complete opposite. There's just no real way of knowing whether it really has any impact or not.


ALLS I KNOW IS THAT IT STILL FEELS GOOOOOD. and women prefer it too!



Posted by Klarth

enjoy your backwards christian-style logic




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

studies that prove absolutely nothing either way: BACKWARDS CHRISTIAN LOGIC FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK




Posted by Klarth

no, defending something that was never your decision in the first place and clinging to it = SEVERELY IRRATIONAL FUUUUUUUCK




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

wouldnt being circumcised make your dick really uncomfortable

seriously, any time my foreskin is pulled back it stings like hell




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: no, defending something that was never your decision in the first place and clinging to it = SEVERELY IRRATIONAL FUUUUUUUCK


hahaha, this is classic klarth to the extreme.


Quoted post: wouldnt being circumcised make your dick really uncomfortable

seriously, any time my foreskin is pulled back it stings like hell


No.



Posted by Klarth

[quote]hahaha, this is classic klarth to the extreme.
what, in that i've consistently made sense and provided intelligent arguments that you cocks are completely unable to refute because you choose to foolishly cling to the irrational?

yeah mate




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

klarth's proof: no proof except that HE SAYS SO

lol




Posted by The Judge

[quote=The X]seriously, any time my foreskin is pulled back it stings like hell
Another fine reason to be circumcised.

[documentary narrator]At least in America, most people been conditioned to prefer to aesthetic look of a circumcised penis to an uncut one. It's also more hygenic (you can't argue that something that needs specific washing is as hygenic as something that doesn't), and Jack, a lot of guys don't need to lotion up first. Add to that the fact that being cut allows the head to expand and contract, which women find more pleasurable, and it's pretty easy to see why this originally Jewish practice has spread so quickly.[/documentary narrator]




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

no circumcision here




Posted by Iris

I prefer circumcised!




Posted by Stalolin

iris likes cock

what a queer




Posted by Klarth

[quote]klarth's proof: no proof except that HE SAYS SO
it's all opinion, experience, and irreversibility

[quote]It's also more hygenic (you can't argue that something that needs specific washing is as hygenic as something that doesn't)
true, but i don't see the sense in permanently trading away a beneficial part of the anatomy for the sake of a very marginal decrease in effort when it comes to cleansing oneself

[quote]Jack, a lot of guys don't need to lotion up first. Add to that the fact that being cut allows the head to expand and contract, which women find more pleasurable,
when the bloodflow to the dong increases, the head expands while the foreskin remains the same size - thus pulling it back over the shaft. a fully erect uncircumcised wang doesn't look all that different to a cut one (unless you have an amazingly tiny dick, or are unfortunate enough to suffer from phimosis).
[quote]It's also foolish and irrational for men to prefer larger-breasted women.
seconded. i don't get big tits. b/c is awwwright.
[quote]Enjoy your dick cheese, Klarth!
fffffffff. you only get **** trapped in there if you have no personal hygiene whatsoever. besides, provided the organ's exercised regularly, there's no chance of buildup.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

this is p. much the most heated discussion you can get outside of abortion/jesus




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: it's all opinion, experience, and irreversibility


Irreversibility doesn't factor in. At all. Many things you can't reverse, doesn't mean it's for the worse. And opinion and experience mean absolutely nothing unless, you know, you were recently circumcised and could perform fine sexually before the procedure.

At this point I realise you are trolling.



Posted by Linko_16


Quoting coromoro: By that rationale, couldn't it be argued that you also prefer... hairy women who don't shave or cut their hair? :p:


I know I do.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Speaking of which, what's with girls with hairy arms not having them? Seen a couple moderately attractive girls who, on closer inspection, had hairier arms than I do. What the **** is that about?




Posted by Iris

I occasionally wax my arms. My hair's not that dark, so it isn't a problem usually, but I like being smooth.

Also, never shave. The pain of waxing is worth it unless you want a rugged vagina.




Posted by Stalolin

linko digs the rugged vaginas




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Also, never shave. The pain of waxing is worth it unless you want a rugged vagina.


Yeah... girls gotta realise shaving doesn't always cut it. Specially the ones that have issues with ingrown hairs. Usually ends up looking a lot better for a lot longer when they wax.

But still, everyone can see your arm hair, especially if it's dark as **** and plentiful. How hard is it to take a few minutes to shave after you shave your legs?



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

waxed vag rocks :cool2:




Posted by The Judge

The X then went on to describe the most erotic night he ever spent in a wax museum.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

nothing else will satisfy. Even a nicely trimmed one is too hairy. Ruins the mood.




Posted by WackoHater

[URL="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=jonestown+cult&aq=2&oq=jonestown"]You morons need to drink the Jim Jones KoolAid and end it all in mass !!![/URL]




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: At this point I realise you are trolling.


mildly. circumcision is still dumb, but i dont actually care about it as much as i'm letting on

just glad that i'm all natural baby oh yeah



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;907410]nothing else will satisfy. Even a nicely trimmed one is too hairy. Ruins the mood.getting hair in your mouth is ****in nasty




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

****, I hate girls who are all "WELL, IF YOU WANT ME TO SHAVE THAN YOU SHOULD TOO" and I'm always like, well, ****, my pubes don't grow all the way up my dick so you don't have to get your face all up in that **** unlike me who has to get right down in there and getting it all in my nose, mouth and eyes.

girls are ****ing stupid as hell.




Posted by WackoHater

Wait until you are over 35 Vamp, you will have hair growing on your back, out of your nose, on your shoulders and out of your ears, so watch your statements and quit your censoring !!!! :mad: :mad:

PS: As long as a chick is clean, no one gives a **** about how much hair they have except you sissies.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Wait until you are over 35 Vamp, you will have hair growing on your back, out of your nose, on your shoulders and out of your ears, so watch your statements and quit your censoring !!!!


I'm a man. I'm supposed to have hair to the point that it's visually offensive. Who gives a ****, I welcome the day.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

hairy girls are ****ing nasty.




Posted by WackoHater

Jezzie:jesse:DumbBell has so much body hair that he could be mistaken for a Gorilla when nude !!!




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

it's a turn on




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;907439]****, I hate girls who are all "WELL, IF YOU WANT ME TO SHAVE THAN YOU SHOULD TOO" and I'm always like, well, ****, my pubes don't grow all the way up my dick so you don't have to get your face all up in that **** unlike me who has to get right down in there and getting it all in my nose, mouth and eyes.

girls are ****ing stupid as hell.i have shaved in the past and it just grows back in like a day

sorry girls *shoves dick into ur mouth*




Posted by Iris

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;907439]****, I hate girls who are all "WELL, IF YOU WANT ME TO SHAVE THAN YOU SHOULD TOO" and I'm always like, well, ****, my pubes don't grow all the way up my dick so you don't have to get your face all up in that **** unlike me who has to get right down in there and getting it all in my nose, mouth and eyes.

girls are ****ing stupid as hell.
Haha. A shaved dong looks longer though. Bare or trimmed, doesn't matter as long as the pubes aren't gross and straggly.

It's shouldn't be a big deal though. Unless your boyfriend isn't very endowed or you have no gag reflex, you shouldn't be flossing with pubes.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: A shaved dong looks longer though.


WELL I CERTAINLY HAVE NO ISSUES IN THAT DEPARTMENT HAHAHAHA

and idk, few times I've shaved the length looked the same. Totally not worth it. In fact, terrible experience.



Posted by Iris

Eh, I would only want the crotch shaved to avoid discomfort. Men without body hair look awful unless they're buff enough to distract from it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, **** looks goofy as hell. Would be understandable if it served a purpose, but it certainly doesn't.




Posted by Iris

I still don't know why swimmers tend to shave. Is it only for grooming or does it actually affect them?




Posted by Stalolin

it affects their speed in the water




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I still don't know why swimmers tend to shave. Is it only for grooming or does it actually affect them?


speed. every hair and bump adds to resistance in the water. That's why you saw so many records getting broken in this year's olyimpics. The suit compressed their muscles and that alone was enough to smash records.



Posted by WackoHater

Vamp needs a nose and ear hair trimmer !!! :p:

Iris you and me need to do some waxing together soon !!!
:eek:




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Angelwing;907463]it's a turn onbody hair?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

gorillas. she likes the black dudes




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

so you're into the big dicks huh




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

that rules me out, i guess




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

pretty sure your skin colour ruled you out longer before the size of your dick.




Posted by #061402


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: that's, uh, pretty different, dude. Look it up:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_Circumcision

it's a hell of a lot more extreme than male circumcision and often includes the removal of the clit. That's a pretty big deal.


Not necessarily. It's still mutilation, even if a lot less. And a lot less painful, I'd wager.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

technically you're mutilated when they chop off your umbilical chord at birth




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Stalolin: linko digs the rugged vaginas


I'm down with either more or less.

Kinda depressing how the little offhand comments I've been making throughout this thread used to divert the entire conversation to how weird I am. Now people barely notice I said anything at all.




Posted by junior senior

female and male circumcision are totally different. if females were circumcised like males, the clitoris hood would be the only thing removed.


i win lol




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Linko_16;907674][COLOR=indigo]I'm down with either more or less.

Kinda depressing how the little offhand comments I've been making throughout this thread used to divert the entire conversation to how weird I am. Now people barely notice I said anything at all.
[/COLOR]

at least be happy they notice you




Posted by Linko_16

I notice you, Lolin.




Posted by junior senior

i notived you too while im watching pink floyds the wall




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Linko_16;907697][COLOR=indigo]I notice you, Lolin.[/COLOR]

[quote=junior senior;907700]i notived you too while im watching pink floyds the wall


;_; i'm so happy i'm crying

but no seriously it is nice, usually it feels like i'm glanced over




Posted by Linko_16

Nah, man, you totally rock. Lolin for Super Mod '09.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

big dicks, dark meat. it's all good.




Posted by Klarth

i have always noticed you, lolin




Posted by Klarth

i mean... s-stupid eros

it's n-not like i like you or anything




Posted by junior senior

y were u banned jack




Posted by Iris

Huh, who are we pitying?

jk, ilu GameKing.




Posted by The Judge

Change your avatar though. I keep thinking you're Arcadios.




Posted by Stalolin

you guys make me feel special, and one the internet that's pretty hard

and yeah judge contemplating changing my avatar because linko never found that site with the sigs




Posted by Linko_16

More like never looked.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Sorry guyz, my cock wasn't ripped apart as a child, so now I have this ****ing weird penis

I hate it so much, especially when I have to clean it every night, specifically in that area. Worst few seconds of my life wasted. The only positive thing is that the skin isn't close to noticeable when it's erected. you go boner.




Posted by Ant

you poor island boy




Posted by cool gamer dad


Quoting Stalolin: ;_; i'm so happy i'm crying

but no seriously it is nice, usually it feels like i'm glanced over

haha awww :3


*kissez*



Posted by junior senior


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: Sorry guyz, my cock wasn't ripped apart as a child, so now I have this ****ing weird penis

I hate it so much, especially when I have to clean it every night, specifically in that area. Worst few seconds of my life wasted. The only positive thing is that the skin isn't close to noticeable when it's erected. you go boner.


really? :(



Posted by junior senior

i always thought you were im really sad now :(




Posted by Poco


Quoting O.T.L: Your welcome

now if we had moar voters we'd know who is circumcised and who isnt.


moar moar.

kill yourself.



Posted by junior senior

pocos clean




Posted by O.T.L


Quoting Poco: moar moar.

kill yourself.


*kills self*


*gets revived by pink fairy that just so happened to escape from
the bottle it was in*


Just read everything I missed, good stuff.

So only those of us that are circumcised can make the head of our penis expand?



Posted by Klarth

BIOLOGY




Posted by Breakman

holy **** i just looked at this thread for the first time since it was new

coolest ****in' thread ever

fyi i think uncut looks pretty neat and exotic since it's not how mine is but i personally feel glad that i was cut

don't ask where or why i've been looking at dicks or you might start calling me weird like linko

and stalolin you're ****ing awesome never forget that my child




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

5 pages filled with cock




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Not necessarily. It's still mutilation, even if a lot less. And a lot less painful, I'd wager.


hahaha, man. if you can't see the difference between the two just forget it.



Posted by junior senior

klarths the minority here




Posted by Tyler Durden

Shut up JS.
Klarth isn't the only member currently to insist on having an ugly penis in VGC.. read the entire thread again..

Look at the numbers.
Anywho This years April Fools, Jesse should ban every member who is not circumcised. April Fools 2009 should be recognised as Ugly Penis de-Appreciation Day.




Posted by Tyler Durden

Haha Coro, that statement was FOR the minority.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

bet you my penis looks better than your face




Posted by Kutlass

wow, uncut is infinitely more attractive than mutilated.

i am natural and beautiful




Posted by Kutlass


Quoting #061402: Not necessarily. It's still mutilation, even if a lot less. And a lot less painful, I'd wager.


stupidest statement i've ever read on this here wacko beard.



Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=Dark Bulb 4.3;909016]bet you my penis looks better than your face

Yes thank you, my penis does look better than your face.




Posted by junior senior

lol




Posted by Poco


Quoting Kaptain Kutlass: wow, uncut is infinitely more attractive than mutilated.

i am natural and beautiful


only virgins who are male say this. im serious.



Posted by WackoHater

Really, how would you know this PokedHo ??




Posted by junior senior

he doesn't say it.




Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=Poco;909190]only virgins who are male say this. im serious.
Yeah, only pompous uncut peckers WOULD think that women can find any actual pleasure in their dirty little folds of sin. Like hell..

I've actually taken it upon myself (along with my friend who is uncut) to survey and interview a few females. And the majority prefers a clean cut penis.




Posted by #061402

If you live in America, Tyler, that is understandable, as cut is pretty much the norm there.

But really, you're doing it very wrong if you can't get sex with an uncut penis. I don't think she'll give a rats *** either, unless she's going down on you. And if she cares while going down on you, she's not turned on enough. :cool:




Posted by Tyler Durden

Hey numbers, a penis is a penis..
But when that penis looks like a Southern American dish, a woman is going to lose interest.

Most of them hate eating as is, I mean com'on.. America's all about diets now. And vitamins!




Posted by Klarth

i bet there is a strong correlation between free-thinking and uncut knobs

true gentlemen do not blindly accept the will of our sires




Posted by Tyler Durden

Face it netman, a circumcised penis is what serperates us from animals.. Have you ever looked at a dog's penis, yeah, you're not far down the road from it with all that foreskin. Ya' dirty cock having foreigner!




Posted by Breakman

what does a guy have to do to suck a dick around here




Posted by Klarth

become chummy with vgc's benders

of whom i know of several, although i am unsure of my liberty to openly discuss such things

furthermore, it would not be gallant




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

most heated debate ever

so who here has used their penis yet




Posted by Klarth

I'm still waiting for mine to descend




Posted by Tyler Durden

I use mine almost every night, when I'm not working and can manage time off for a moment with my girlfriend.. or Klarth's mum.




Posted by Klarth

if you know where she is, don't hesitate to tell me!




Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=netman;909388]if you know where she is, don't hesitate to tell me!

Son she's been here the whole time, with me!
[IMG]http://www.cthb.org/pics/misc/80schild.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Klarth

funny, because she actually had hair like that in the eighties




Posted by Tyler Durden

Haha..
That feels like a backfire. **** you Netty.




Posted by junior senior

eww klarth has an elephant penis




Posted by Iris

Hah, don't flatter him.




Posted by junior senior

that means its small and prehensile




Posted by junior senior

http://www.rathergood.com/elephant/




Posted by Poco


Quoting #061402: If you live in America, Tyler, that is understandable, as cut is pretty much the norm there.

But really, you're doing it very wrong if you can't get sex with an uncut penis. I don't think she'll give a rats *** either, unless she's going down on you. And if she cares while going down on you, she's not turned on enough. :cool:


truth be told being uncut will prevent some girls from giving head. sex is a-ok. but oral? hell no.



Posted by junior senior

poco how many guys on the wrestling team are circumcised




Posted by #061402


Quoting Poco: truth be told being uncut will prevent some girls from giving head. sex is a-ok. but oral? hell no.


Yeah, I was thinking that could be the case. Oh well, the gals around here don't mind, so whatever. Depends on where you're from and what's the norm.



Posted by Ant


Quoting #061402: gals


oh ***, you use that word too?



Posted by junior senior

pound number arent you overseas




Posted by WackoHater

[CENTER]You morons are dumber than Jezzie:jesse:DumbBell and need to be banned........

[SIZE="5"] to your own MORON FORUM !!![/SIZE]


:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: [/CENTER]




Posted by #061402


Quoting Ant: oh ***, you use that word too?


Nah, not really. Just felt that it helped the flow of the line.


Quoting junior senior: pound number arent you overseas


Yeah, I am. Or what?



Posted by Klarth


Quoting Iris: Hah, don't flatter him.


tbh i think seven inches is enough for any hole

and oh man i really want a prehensile dong now



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

not in africa

you need like 19 inches or something, documentary on the sci fi channel, real sick ****




Posted by Breakman

>sci fi

yea

dolphins have prehensile dicks too and they're way cuter

and echidnas have dicks that look like bagpipes

i am the master of penisses




Posted by junior senior

penis expert poco at your service`




Posted by junior senior

i know we have more boiz on this board than this




Posted by WillisGreeny

It's the latest rage in Japan...or atleast that's what their advertising suggests.




Posted by junior senior

what is




Posted by WillisGreeny

sniping the tip




Posted by junior senior

yeah doing it makes their penises look bigger, that's why the asians do it

lol




Posted by junior senior

darth vader are you cut?




Posted by WackoHater

MI a MORON ?????




Posted by Poco





Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I look at my penis and say "I am son of Abraham" occasionally. Couldn't do that without circumcision. So it's worth it.




Posted by junior senior

poco what did you post




Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=Poco;911851][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/Lobo_Rules/untitled-2.jpg[/IMG]

Nvm Poco, I got it handled..




Posted by WackoHater


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: I look at my penis and say "I am son of Abraham" occasionally. Couldn't do that without circumcision. So it's worth it.



Quit looking at your penis Vamp, get a chick, it is more fun that way, more time consuming and expensive, but much more fun !!!



Posted by junior senior

he looks at it to pee




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

no I don't. will create future problems with future wife

can't wait




Posted by WackoHater

You do speak English, right Vamp ??? :rolleyes:

PS: If anyone can translate Vamp's posts within the context of this thread, please do !! :p:




Posted by Jesse Smith


Quoting WackoHater: MI a MORON ?????


You FINALLY figure it out!!!!!!!!! About time!!!! :D:D:D:D



Posted by WackoHater

[SIZE="7"]DUH !!!

I'z a moron (:jesse:) [/SIZE]




Posted by junior senior

you make no sense




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: You do speak English, right Vamp ???

PS: If anyone can translate Vamp's posts within the context of this thread, please do !!


if you can't understand that you're an idiot.



Posted by WackoHater


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: no I don't. will create future problems with future wife

can't wait



Someone else care to explain this Junior Senior Classic ?? :p:

Right Vamp, I'm an idiot, LOL man !! :p:



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

holy ****




Posted by WackoHater


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: if you can't understand that you're an idiot.


We are all idiots (:jesse:) Vamp !!!

Only NO:jesse:ONE could understand logic like that !!!
:p:



Posted by junior senior


Quoting WackoHater: Someone else care to explain this Junior Senior Classic ?? :p:

Right Vamp, I'm an idiot, LOL man !! :p:


too bad i didnt say that



Posted by junior senior

teacher was talking about this the other day and i laughed lol




Posted by Ant

someone archive this thread 10 thumbs way up!




Posted by junior senior

what