David: Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one. I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
Kelly: okay. go ahead then
David: uhhhh ok
David: Hi. Can I domesticate you in due time after the appropriate amount of courtship?
Kelly: ..
Kelly: no
David: Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Kelly: ..
Kelly: fail
David: I envy your lipstick.
Kelly: I don't wear lipstick
David: I have only three months to live.
Kelly: ..fail
David: If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a sandbox.
Kelly: ..no
David: Is your father a theif? Because I saw him steal a snickers at K-Mart.
Kelly: ..no
David: I thought I was gay before I met you.
Kelly: ..no
David: Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Kelly: HHAHAHAA NO.
Kelly: that's lame
David: I'm not really this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
Kelly: ..no
David: You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Kelly: ..no
David: You look just like my mother.
Kelly: LOL
David: is that a yes
Kelly: yeah
Kelly: HAHAHHA
David: sweet. when you wanna go out?
Kelly: November 31st.
David: it's a date
Kelly: lol check the calender
David: ...I hate you. =(
I can feel the awkwardness she must have been feeling just by reading this.
dude.
what
[quote]I know plenty of women who'd gut me after such a question.
Yeah, you have to have guts to say it.
Did you say this irl? Those were some funny lines, I'd say yes. :)
Haha how did it go
Epicness, you are the master I must say XD