'I Learned Something Today!' Posting Only Thread




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

did you learn anything today, share it with us man

- rusty bucket bay is still a ****in ***** of a level
- you could take a private flight to vietnam if you got conscripted




Posted by Zeta

Special weekend sales suck *** for employees.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

- street fighter 2 HD remix is coming out on wednesday for 1200MSP




Posted by #061402

- Don't say you've never gotten an infraction.




Posted by Klarth

UHT stands for ultra high temperature




Posted by Ant

horde takes forever when you play with a bunch of FAGS




Posted by Linko_16

I learned that aznz are not easy to draw with my cartooning style.




Posted by Slade

I learned my local water system lost about 16% of it's annual water supply to unknown sources/leaks in 2006.

online courses suKK

edit: but don't worry they conducted tests on the entire system to find out exactly where the water went RIGHT AWAy!




Posted by The Judge

I find Anthony proclaiming he has a worthwhile life to be hilarious, apparently.




Posted by #061402


Quoting Ant: horde takes forever when you play with a bunch of FAGS


You guys were the ones always dying on Wave 46.



Posted by Stalolin

"The inventor Eddy Key received a patent for a mop holder in 1837"




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Ant: horde takes forever when you play with a bunch of FAGS


I learned today that Anthony was talking about GoW2, not WoW.



Posted by Stalolin

he should have been talking about WoW

that faggot




Posted by Ant

oh yeah, horde is in wow too.

FUNNY




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

gears of warcraft II: extremus editional




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

when I sit around not moving for a few days my legs start to hurt with a pain I've never felt. Not a horrible pain, but a throbbing, deep muscle pain. Almost feels like my body is eating away at the muscle.

so, I'm not doing that anymore.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

you were sitting around but not posting on vgc? that aint pro, bro

today i learned the people in medieval times believed you could change from a boy to a girl or vice versa during puberty




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Too lazy to turn on my computer, that's how lazy my weekend was. Once or twice I leaned over to hit the power button only to find my reach fall short... would end up just laying in that position until I needed food.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

holy crap how are you not fat




Posted by #061402


Quoting The X: today i learned the people in medieval times believed you could change from a boy to a girl or vice versa during puberty


Hahahaha, what, seriously? Oh man, that's news to me.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=#061402;905874]Hahahaha, what, seriously? Oh man, that's news to me.yeah, you know how you get lil manboobs as you hit puberty and your voice fluctuates wildly between mega-high and mega-low? they thought you were in some semi-state between boy and girl.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: holy crap how are you not fat


I'm fat on the inside. I'm almost certain my arteries are terribly ****ed, but I got a good metabolism I guess.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: yeah, you know how you get lil manboobs as you hit puberty and your voice fluctuates wildly between mega-high and mega-low? they thought you were in some semi-state between boy and girl.


whoa, that logic almost makes sense. I mean, I'd believe it if science didn't exist.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

there were contraptions involving yo dick as well but the professor skipped those pages




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

those were likely the best parts. Ask him for the info tomorrow saying you need to show some dudes on the net.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

also, joan of arc didn't get burned at the stake for being a woman

only reason they burned her was because she wore male clothing, lol




Posted by Ant


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Too lazy to turn on my computer, that's how lazy my weekend was. Once or twice I leaned over to hit the power button only to find my reach fall short... would end up just laying in that position until I needed food.


I got a pretty good mental image of this and lol'd.



Posted by Stalolin

i learned today that no matter what i do i'm ****ed

just ****ed




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

dont take that attitude :(




Posted by Stalolin

i am ****ed if i take that attitude and i am ****ed if i don't

IT MATTERS NOT X




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

come over to scotland, you can work for me




Posted by Stalolin

alright i'd be game for that

then i could acquire amazing drinking skills




Posted by Ant

I learned one of my friends is really into fat chicks. like, really fat. guess it isn't that surprising, but still.




Posted by The Judge

WHO?




Posted by Ant

don't act so coy.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

judge: this booty is flabby but hot as hell, you are sentenced to two hours on my dick with no parole




Posted by The Judge

Turns out I knew who it was.




Posted by Klarth

it was darksong right




Posted by Ant

inner demons.




Posted by The Judge

Nope. Someone else.




Posted by #061402

I bet it's Exo. He's been hiding some dark secret from me.




Posted by Linko_16

It's me. I make myself sick.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

who's that guy that's not darksong? ramen? him




Posted by The Judge

No one any of you would know.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

remember i usurped senator ramen's modship of DA? good times




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

bet you guys regret that decision now, huh




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

how could anyone regret having such a great guy as a mod?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

heh, i'm great huh :love:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

so great :love:




Posted by Linko_16

Today I learned that this guy who used to do a sub comic for Bob and George is into vore. I lol'd.




Posted by The Judge

That was the cutest gay moment I've ever seen.




Posted by Ant

ehhhhh I think we've had better.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

i love you ant, will you be my waifu :love:




Posted by Ant

I think you mean "bishi". :mad:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

waifu :love:




Posted by Ant

no i'm sorry this just isn't going to work out. :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

huni? :love:




Posted by Ant

I don't care how many :love: you use it just won't work.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

well **** me then :love:




Posted by Ant

NO I WILL NOT **** YOU! :ANGRY!!!!:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

HEY, PAL, YOU WANNA **** MY POSTS?

WELL **** ME, PAL :love:




Posted by Ant

ewww no that's nasty and i am not a gay




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol

this guy :love:




Posted by Ant

k i'm done. i LEARNED my lesson.




Posted by #061402

Today I learned that Ant and Vamp are having an affair. Vamp, what will X say? :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

open relationship, dude. he has his girlfriend, I have ant




Posted by Ant

wow, I just learned something.




Posted by The Judge

Hell, so did I.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

hey, ant, buddy. you know the film that was being shot while we were playing gears? you should post it.




Posted by Slade

most disturbing thing I've learned recently: a friend of mine was the victim of attempted rape. and he's a big dude. the rapist is this old guy who can barely speak english, and he's apparently a serial rapist because they find other people who have been slipped roofies passed out around where they live. ****ing terrifying




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Slade;907271]most disturbing thing I've learned recently: a friend of mine was the victim of attempted rape. and he's a big dude. the rapist is this old guy who can barely speak english, and he's apparently a serial rapist because they find other people who have been slipped roofies passed out around where they live. ****ing terrifyingmy girlfriend's friend from work recently moved to london to become some kind of fashion ***** for d&g, and was raped within a week of moving there despite living in some middle-class part of the city

lot of people gettin raped itt, includin vamp cause he 2timin me




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Found out a few months back my grandpa was raped when he was a kid. Pretty ****ed up ****. Might explain why he was such an *******. Kinda actually felt sorry for the dude.

But knowing a friend who went through that would be even more ****ed up really.




Posted by Slade

This was someone he was familiar with, and he was actually hanging out with the guy every now and then despite the fact that they couldn't communicate too well. Bring each other food and stuff apparently. Then one night he was sipping scotch and went blind. I MEAN... MY ***


I don't think it's doomed to make him an ******* yet because he's worked it out and is willing to talk about it. Plus it's less scarring because he managed to get away. Though I can see how the whole situation of living there will change him soon unless he moves out. So it's good that he's coming back home really soon.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Was this recently or in his teens? Maybe it doesn't have the same lasting affect if you're older. Seems to seriously **** up people when it happens under a certain age, around the age where they're unable to discuss anything out of fear or don't know any better.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

it would definitely **** you up more as a kid

WHAT THE **** IS HE PUTTING IN MY *** OOOOOH FUUUUUCK WHAT THE HELL




Posted by Stalolin

rape? pah, that's nothing

my grandpa's mother killed herself on his 19th christmas




Posted by Slade

This was, like, a month ago. Yeah, him being older probably has a lot to do with it. Still ****ing scary that there's this guy who rapes bums/rejects regularly living nearby.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: This was, like, a month ago. Yeah, him being older probably has a lot to do with it. Still ****ing scary that there's this guy who rapes bums/rejects regularly living nearby.


Can't really imagine being raped in my late teens. I would likely beat the mother****er to death or something. No way in hell he'd get to go through with it unless I was unconscious.



Posted by The Judge

I have friends whos parents were raped or were products of rape, but no one in my family has ever been raped to my knowledge.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Seems like a lot of people were raped. Just don't hear about it until a long time after.




Posted by Slade


Quoted post: Can't really imagine being raped in my late teens. I would likely beat the mother****er to death or something. No way in hell he'd get to go through with it unless I was unconscious.

I don't know exactly how those drugs work but apparently he was blind, confused as hell, and in the process of falling unconscious but he managed to fight off the guy's immediate advances and get the **** out of there. I was a little surprised to hear he didn't go beat the hell out of him later, but I think it was just so bizarre that it took time to figure it out. I'm sure, though, if the guy tries talking to him again he'll respond with ***-kicking.

Come to think of it, a girl I know had the same thing happen to her with someone she knew. And jeez, rape is only going to get worse with countries like china having so many more men than women. shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh, right, roofies. Yeah, that would certainly make it a lot harder to defend yourself.




Posted by Linko_16

Finding out that that one BnG guy was into vore makes me wish I had some latent ability to tell what peoples' fetishes are. Would be way lol to find out some people you'd never suspect were anything but normal people have weird /d/-worthy secrets.

Like, what if Obama is secretly into Furry Tentacle Rape? I could know that.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

why are you still talking about vore

are you into that ****




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Would be way lol to find out some people you'd never suspect were anything but normal people have weird /d/-worthy secrets.


Most computers I fix have at least one folder full of ****ed up ****. The people who bring them in are usually straight-laced execs and family men who you'd assume don't even look at porn. So at this point you just gotta assume everyone has a secret fetish and it's likely ****ed up.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

search function + 'tits' on any PC produces something meaty




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Most computers I fix have at least one folder full of ****ed up ****. The people who bring them in are usually straight-laced execs and family men who you'd assume don't even look at porn. So at this point you just gotta assume everyone has a secret fetish and it's likely ****ed up.


Exactly. Would be hilarious to know what that is just upon meeting someone.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Not sure I'd want to know.


Quoted post: search function + 'tits' on any PC produces something meaty


idk, obvious stuff have never really turned up anything good. Whenever I get a computer to work on the first thing I do is go through folders starting with the biggest and working my way down until I find the porn stash. Usually doesn't take too long, but most are hidden and keep away from obvious file names like "tits" and the like.



Posted by #061402


Quoting The X: search function + 'tits' on any PC produces something meaty


I leaned that this is not always the case.



:)



Posted by Klarth


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Not sure I'd want to know.



idk, obvious stuff have never really turned up anything good. Whenever I get a computer to work on the first thing I do is go through folders starting with the biggest and working my way down until I find the porn stash. Usually doesn't take too long, but most are hidden and keep away from obvious file names like "tits" and the like.


porn hidan guide

rar it all, change the extension to .dat, put it in the MS word program files folder

for ultra security, open it up in a hex editor and change the header bytes to something that doesn't identify it as an archive



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i just store all my porn remotely




Posted by #061402


Quoting netman: porn hidan guide

rar it all, change the extension to .dat, put it in the MS word program files folder

for ultra security, open it up in a hex editor and change the header bytes to something that doesn't identify it as an archive


Now, I could understand if you were hiding it on the family computer, or some illegal ****, but there's no way in hell I would go through all of that trouble to hide porn. I mean, come on, by the time you've unhidden all that you'll be bored and boner-less!



Posted by Klarth

family computer is the kind of situation i was talking about

why the hell would i hide porn on my own computer




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

whats that on my desktop? oh, just my porn collection. no its all wholesome dad. dont worry. why does that chick have a dick? she doesnt. i swear. no, i'm not shouting. get out of my room please.




Posted by Klarth

lol parents




Posted by Klarth

what are those anyway




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

<-- ASHAMED TO BE THE ONLY VGC POSTER WITH MARRIED PARENTS




Posted by Lord of Spam

I just have a subfolder in my movie folder.

LOL BIG BOYS DONT HIDE IT




Posted by #061402

I have a subfolder in my picture section. :cool: But I keep it hidden because it creeps the **** out of me when friends drop by and sit there looking through the pictures. I mean, what the ****.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

C:\My Documents\My Downloads\AIM_Setup901\romcmp\




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting The X: <-- ASHAMED TO BE THE ONLY VGC POSTER WITH MARRIED PARENTS


I have married parents. Do you know something I don't?



Posted by Klarth

\FOXHOUND\Users\Jack\Documents\Photoshop Stuff\RAW\2005-06\Patagonia\Valdivia\ns\ns

transferred from my old laptop, didn't change the directory structure, ho-hum




Posted by Klarth

today i learned that stephen fry is crazy in exactly the same way as me

now all i need is a craving for manflesh and i'm all set for the media circuit




Posted by Darth Vader

I just learned that the above netman isn't really netman.




Posted by Klarth

oh, i am netman

i'm just not decapitt




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting netman: craving for manflesh


as if you dont suck fifty cubic meters of dick a day already



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=netman;908731]today i learned that stephen fry is crazy in exactly the same way as me

now all i need is a craving for manflesh and i'm all set for the media circuithe sent a picture of his crotch to the wrong person on his phone, read about this in the paper today




Posted by Klarth

haven't quite got to that point yet

funny he'd manage that given how much of a techie he is




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: rar it all, change the extension to .dat, put it in the MS word program files folder

for ultra security, open it up in a hex editor and change the header bytes to something that doesn't identify it as an archive


We're talking about people who bring their computers in to delete viruses for them at 65 bucks an hour. They don't know how to do anything more than surf for porn.