this man is my great-great-great-great granddaddy
I always where an under shirt no matter what.
I have a gay barber that has cut my hair for over a decade now.
i wish i could sage you to death
I've slept standing.
Uuuuuh
I am a Leo, and born in the year of the Dragon.
My hair was blond as a kid but it's slowly turning more and more brown.
I ****ing love a good plate of spaghetti.
looks like you faggots are actually abiding by this horrible thread
okay, here are some facts which are not random as i have gone through a careful selection process in posting them. they are irrelevant facts. some might call them facts posted here in a moment of whimsy. perhaps you could regard them as esoteric facts. well, here they are.
i am wearing socks.
mother 3 is the best game.
i have several hats.
i can't find pot anywhere
[quote]My hair was blond as a kid but it's slowly turning more and more brown.
this
Was half asleep at the time.
My bad.
Sure is redundANT triple posting around here.
[quote]My hair was blond as a kid but it's slowly turning more and more brown.
This, 'cept mine was borderline white until I turned 6 or so.
I've got primary hyperhydrosis. (Wiki it. **** sucks.)
I wear hoodies and jackets all the time but actual long-sleeve shirts annoy me for some reason.
I've never broken any bones.
Only thing I've ever broken is my nose. Three times.
I used to sleep walk, not sure if I still do.
From time to time, I talk in my sleep
I'm fat
I used to sleep in a chair
im gay
I stalk VGC from time to time.
You aren't so dead
I broke my collarbone as a kid once when my older brother rocked my crib off of the table on accident, but I don't remember it, so it may as well be said that I've never broken anything.
For the most part I can't stand pasta or cheese.
I hate people who don't like cheese and/or pasta.
I hate people who hate people who don't like cheese and/or pasta.
I hate people who hate people who hate people who don't like pasta/cheese.
And PHANT what happened to that backpack with my name on it(among others) with a top hat lol?
OH MY *** ninja'd by a comedic genius
previous post edited for 4x combo
[quote=Corrupt;904991]im gay
im gayer
i challenge u to a gay off
Fun Fact:
I just posted in this thread.
this thread is a low point for darkness advanced
*posts anyway*
- never broken anything in my body
- never had to go to the hospital for anything
- one of my drawings from primary school was made into a tile on wall of st patricks church in glasgow, never seen it in the flesh
- havent left my own country in 4 years
Fact: I tried to become an hero a while ago
that was a fun night
NETMAN DON'T KILL YOURSELF!
don't do it klarth i love you
believe me, it isn't a priority
I close my door when I don't mind if people come in an stay for a while, but when I open my door, I don't want anybody even giving me a passing glance.
Weird, I know.
if my feet are the least bit uncomfortable, i get rather ****y
PRETTY RANDOM I KNO
I save my gum for days on end.
[quote=netman;905146]Fact: I tried to become an hero a while ago
that was a fun nightdude, why
the depressing part about this is that if you had, i'd never have found out
cool
that makes two members of DA that have tried to kill themselves
three
****ing sniper you faggot
2 who failed
1 who succeeded
oh *** i'm sorry sniper
please forgive me :(
he succeeded where you both failed
that alone makes him more worthy of life
Fail at killing oneself.. that does indeed sound quite depressing.
So why'd you do it, Jack?
probably came off his medication
i hate when people use IM abbreviations in person
I chew on toothpicks near constantly. Otherwise I bite my nails or make mouth noises. My mouth has to be active more or less at all time.
oh yeah, i forgot one
the left corner of my mouth is cut open a little wider than it should be because of a facking huge acne spot that grew there when i was 14. tried to cut it out and ended up ripping out a chunk of soft skin.
WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THIS SCAR
through poor facial hygiene and diet!
wow, you are a ****ing manly dude bro
cutting your own face like that. dude, bro... man
it looks stupid as hell but thankfully it's only visible if i open my mouth wide
take a picture
alright, i'll do it tonight
not gonna take a picture of my mouth in the college library
IT'S FOR A BIOLOGY PROJECT, I SWEAR!!!
WOOO
fun fact: remember that accident I got into a long while back and I ****ed up my leg? It only recently, within the past week, fully healed. Crazy how long that took. Was getting worried for a second.
maybe that's why you found it painful to walk
why would it be painful to walk after my leg has healed and not the month prior? Nah. My leg only hurt for a month or so after the accident.
i've broken my left arm. remember when it was like, hella cool to jump off swings when you were going REALLY HIGH? yeah I flew off and landed on my arm. on the hard dirt!
never been in a physical fight in my life.
I wrote a 100 page illustrated book in 3rd grade with the 30-minute journal periods we'd have at the beginning of each day. Think I lost it. :'[
Explain, Jack. I want to know the full story.
you never asked me to explain
dick
I wrote [url=http://discreaderror.wordpress.com/about-the-ranters/100-things/]100[/url] of these **** pointless facts.
ctrl f love machine
there's really not a lot to tell, and the how and why aren't things I'm comfortable with going into detail about.
it was february and things were not very good.
stalolin why did you try to kill yourself
Yeah, Jack. GFF = Gamingforce. "Mach" on the blog is Chaotic at GFF.
Haha, ****, really? Wow, small world.
Yep. I don't know if Len goes to GFF or not. He goes by Tenks about anywhere else.
Then there's Sousuke, who I'm pretty sure goes to GFF under the same name. I'm not sure about the rest of the guys.
hah, daaaamn. why don't you jump ship yourself, boy
quality
[quote=Alastor;906243]stalolin why did you try to kill yourself
because i thought that no matter what i did in life i'd end up failing
so far this is still proving to be true but i'm not giving up until i do everything
I've tried. I'm sure I will again in the future, but I couldn't quite get used to using two forums for some reason.
Edit: Tried staying at GFF, I mean, not killing myself. Have yet to attempt that, and hope it stays that way.
spineless shaftsitters
Too many people so I couldn't remember who was which, and forums kinda suck if you don't know who anyone is after awhile.
postin in SA and VGC right now
*tabs out of dis thread*
here's a fun fact
this man is my great-great-great-great granddaddy
you can tell by the hair
I've seen a picture of one of my great great greats during the civil war in uniform on the battlefield. I'm sure he'd be very proud of his great great great grandchild.
I only have a picture of my grandfather in a military uniform. beyond that, no pictures exist that I know of.
i am alone
****, I love pictures of old dead people. My grandma has one of my great-great grandfather, and he looks like a total badass. A glassy-eyed, black and white farmer badass.
here's another fun fact
my aforementioned progenitor has a [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franz_Liszt]wikipedia page[/url]
Oh, huh, I'm actually familiar with that name. Pretty badass ancestor!
[quote=Ant;907147]I've seen a picture of one of my great great greats during the civil war in uniform on the battlefield. I'm sure he'd be very proud of his great great great grandchild.i have my great-grandfather's WW2 heroism medal. he was a tank driver at the battle of monte casino, and drove over a landmine. even though part of his face got blown off, he still dragged everyone else to safety
they all died of their injuries though, except my great grandfather
same guy's son was part of the occupying force in italy post-WW2. drove transport vehicles and one day left a truck parked on a steep hill in rome without a handbrake. the truck rolled backwards down the hill and collided with a wall. OOPS
i have my great uncle's SS uniform.
i would like to see someone top that. **** YES HISTORY
wat the FUK?!
NAZI KLARTH?!
Dude netman totally badass ancestor there. Mine are almost all farmers from either Finland or Washington, far as I can tell.
raped as a child and a member of the luftwaffe? jesus ****ing christ what a life
idk, he said being in the military was the greatest time of his life and he resented every minute he was out of it.
my grandpa wanted me to join the army too, w00t
Never really talked to mine. He went crazy around the time I was growing up and whenever he saw me he would pull out a knife and threaten to cut off my wiener. Pretty sure he was joking around, but it was a real knife and scared the **** out of my mom.
good times.
Some members of my family were in the military. I don't quite remember which ones though. I know my grandfather on my mom's side shot torpedos in a submarine or some navy crap.
matt miller suddenly respects you
semper navi
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;907346]semper naviHEY LISTEN
dohohoho
Internet generation, man. failures to out ancestors.
except for slade maybe. everything about his life probably blows the minds of his ancestors. simple folk.
I don't have ancestors. My heritage is boring.
we're all like late teens early twenties, aint had time to do remarkable **** yet
[quote=The X;907421]we're all like late teens early twenties, aint had time to do remarkable **** yet
and we won't do remarkable **** anyways yar har har har har
most of those from whom i am descended were born into crazy circumstances though. i'm pretty content with not accomplishing anything spectacular
the only brushes with fame i've had within my lineage are [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidney_Gordon_(businessman)]a now-deceased great uncle who wasn't even a blood relative[/url] and the fact that both my dad and his brother have had newspaper comics based on them
Someday I'd like to find out more about my family tree. There's a crest floating around the internet that matches my Finnish ancestor's name. There might be a little more to the story on that side, and even on my 100% settler/farmer mom's side there are probably some interesting stories.
we should be grateful we've been born in one of the longest periods of international peace
i mean jesus christ our ancestors must be like 'GEE WOULD BE GREAT TO LOUNGE IN BED ALL DAY TALKING TO PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD'
that's what's remarkable bout us
Not like we played any part in it whatsoever. Other than reaping the benefits.
Plus, pretty sure if my grandpa or pretty much anyone else born before 1940 saw me sitting in bed all day playing video games they would rage hardcore.
i should totally go visit my grandmother and play cod2 in front of her
Yeah, pretty sure my grandpa would be rolling in his grave seeing me play CoD5 right now. At least in CoD2 I was always the germans. couldn't part wit mai huni mp44
is it really any worse than playing with toy soldiers and ****
pretty sure he'd rage at me for playing with toy soldiers too. raged at you for everything unless you were doing something respectable and weren't talking out of line.
sounds like my kind of guy
sounded like a real assface.
Regarding topic on last page, I have a lot of information about my ancestry on my father's side, but nothing on my mother's side. :cool:
Dunno about ancestry, but my family is pretty ****ed up, regardless.
Mom's side: Ex-cons
Dad's side: Church folk
OPPOSITES ATTRACT HAHAHAHA
though no one ever tells you the things that made you fall in love with the person is usually what you hate about them most a few years down the road. So opposites attract until you realise all their flaws aren't cute and they're annoying as ****