BANJO-KAZOOIE STILL PUH-OWNS




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

got a gamestop preorder code, been playin it most of today

for some reason it lags like hell any time the shaders are used, but the game itself still owns. the music owns. the butt jokes own. collectin jiggies owns.

though i had to lol pretty hard at myself. i always rememered mumbo's mountain being this huge expanse that went on for miles and when i got there it was tiny as ****, next-gen gaming has spoiled me




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

game was a ****ty collectathon back then. good to know it hasn't changed since.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i hope that swear is supposed to say godly




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

YOU WISH




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

banjo rules, marcus drools

banjo is weed lord of spiral mountain




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

hahaha, this guy. cracks me up




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

heh, they changed all the n64s to xbox 360s and all the nintendo logos to MICROSOFT GAME STUDIOS but forgot to change banjo's game boy to something else, good job microsoft




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

zune




Posted by maian

Wait, X, aren't you the one that really hated the demo? Like, a lot? Or was that someone else?

I hope you don't say yes, because then I can still assume that there was only one person that actually said it's a good game thus not making me rage for not owning a 360 to play this, as Banjo Kazooie is one of my favorite games ever made lol

...Wai, so Mumbo's Mountain is completely rebuilt? :( :( :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Wait, X, aren't you the one that really hated the demo? Like, a lot? Or was that someone else?


X was ****ing blowing a load over the demo. That was someone else



Posted by Ant

I was ****ed about the text. And still am, cause I'm in the mood for a good collectathon. Been a year since SMG. :(




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE XBLA VERSION OF BANJO-KAZOOIE, IT OWNS

NUTS AND BOLTS ALSO OWNS BUT IS NOT RELATED TO THIS DISCUSSION




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

stupid maian




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

does anyone even expect maian to know what the **** is going on anymore? Because I sure as hell don't. I just see green text and assume he's going on about something semi-related but not related whatsoever.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

he bought a triple for one game, stupidity confirmed




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I pretty much bought it for MGS4 too. But I'm not poor so who the **** cares, doesn't count.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i would buy a 360 to play banjo-kazooie




Posted by Ant

no you wouldn't shut up.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

banjo-kazooie owns, play it every day

i cant find the last ****ing jiggie on freezzey peak though, no idea where it is




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I still have my N64 connected to my tv. I'll just play that if I wanna get collectibles shoved down my throat.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

in all honesty the collectibles arent that bad, the worlds are a lot smaller than i remember them

plus the jiggie dance owns, every time




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

sucked then sucks now




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

banjo-tooie had shootan




Posted by maian

I bought a PS3 because I actually wanted future exclusives and junk, and most of my friends own PS3s over 360s. Metal Gear Solid 4 was just the "k time to buy" game. :cookie:

and they remade banjo kazooie in 360 graphics? HOW DID I MISS THIS RAAAAAGH








jk lol :cool2:




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

they didnt remake it entirely, it just has more detailed models, new water effects and shaders plus some typical 360 stuff like leaderboards and DLC




Posted by Ant

so how do you get this game for free? you just had to preorder nuts and bolts?




Posted by Shade

You get it for free by playing the N64 game that you already have.




Posted by G-Sides

in the new one, did they change the text any from the demo to the real game
cuz i remember in the demo, i couldn't read a fckn thing :/
(so i made up my own storyline)




Posted by Breakman

if they add the stop n swap areas and **** as dlc i'm totally buying it

and EVERY 360 game has unreadably small text unless you have a massive hdtv




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Ant;905205]so how do you get this game for free? you just had to preorder nuts and bolts?someone on SA was giving out free codes




Posted by Ant

LUCKY BOY




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

do you want one?




Posted by Ant

yeah that'd be cool if you might be able to pm me one.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

gimme a couple of days and i should have it




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

DOES IT HAVE 'CHIEVEMENTS?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

yup, real easy ones. already got 165/200 and i'm not even done yet.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

k, give me a code




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

look at this scrub, playin a collectathon he hates




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Every second will be rage. But easy achievements will relieve some of that rage.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

seriously, the game takes like 5 hours to beat with 100% completion

somehow i played it for 6 months when i was a kid




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Holy ****, seriously? I remember that game ****ing dragging on when I was a kid. Though all games, at least in memories, took me forever.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i got to the quiz show on my second day with 100% of the musical notes and 91% of all jiggies

****ing raged when i beat the quiz and the game was like YOU NEED 98% OF ALL JIGGIES TO FIGHT GRUNTY, GUH-HUK!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Hahaha, that's the banjo I remember. Stupid ****.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

nuts and bolts is gonna own, cant wait for that ****

you get special vehicle parts and an achievement for getting the stop and swop stuff




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

does it have coop?

seems like a good coop game




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

nuts and bolts? not sure, but it definitely has multiplayer, video/screenshot uploading and banks you can upload your blueprints to. someone made the millennium falcon and some gundams, gonna download that ****




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

that's not multiplayer.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

no, it definitely has multiplayer of some sort where there are two players on the field at one time

cant remember if its VS or co-op though. OR BOTH?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

coop

competitive coop probably




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

racing, woot

putting your car in someone else's trebuchet would be p. ownage