p. sure my xbox is about to die




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

was playing FO3 earlier and the display GLITCHED THE **** OUT, like weird textures and vertical black lines, thought maybe it was local to FO3, loaded up world at war beta, same weird graphical ****, loaded up skate, same thing

maybe i just need to let it cool off (been playing 6 hours straight) but i think this is the beginning of the end *metal gear solid 3 end theme plays*

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Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

this should probably go in chill icebox discussion but i really aint thinking straight right now... no... xbox...




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i think... if my xbox dies... i'll just kinda bury it in the garden... buy a new one... we shared too many good times for me to send it to some mexican refitting plant...




Posted by Corrupt

start playing brawl online more... i have yet to see you sign on...

(sorry about your xbox btw :'()




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO6vqa7732E

this is the song i was thinking of, **** yeah, it owns, i kinda tear up, mgs3 had an awesome ending




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

who am i kidding i'm tearing up... because... xbox... gonna pull through?




Posted by Slade

In a little while you're gonna try playing it again and it'll just sputter a couple times and then die. You'll fall to your knees, holding it in your hands (bracing your elbows against your knees under the weight), and let out one big tearful WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR?!!




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

okay just booted it up again, everything's cool

... for now.




Posted by Ant

xbox is an extension of THE X's soul. if his xbox dies so does a part of him.

*** that's sad.




Posted by Lord of Spam

so what part of the x lights up red and flashes and rotates when hes angry?




Posted by cool gamer dad

mine broke and ended up not sending it in or getting a new one for two months.


because I DIDN'T GIVE A ****


until Halo 3 came out.




Posted by Klarth

get a tripple




Posted by Lord of Spam

JUST SAY PS3 FAGGOT




Posted by Klarth

it's called a ps tripple




Posted by Lord of Spam

three




Posted by The Judge

Tripple




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

tripple


And yeah, vertical lines generally mean a hardware failure is imminent. It SHOULD be black and pink lines, but no matter the colour it's not good. Just don't let it run for so long next time.

On the plus said, the hdd will still work and an Arcade is cheap as ****.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

heh, the arcade is 110 quid, even if my 360 dies it aint all bad...

*montage of x's life with the 360 plays*




Posted by Slade

Thread title edited because X's recent adoption of the term really ****es me off but his posts seem somehow empty without it.


p. sure he's doing it to be annoying on porpoise but I can't be too shore




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

p is for pretty :)




Posted by Slade

I can't help but imagine you or your avatar or whoever saying it literally like "I PEE MUCH LOVE XBOX"




Posted by Linko_16

100% failure rate.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

IT HASNT FAILED YET TARD




Posted by Linko_16

Yet.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

go back to playin your wii




Posted by Linko_16

At least it's always there for me.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

no games

the 360 is a loving wife who gives awesome sex then dies of tragic heart failure
the wii is just some skank who knows a few kinky tricks then overwhelms you with ****ty lovin




Posted by Linko_16

Wii is a totally cute girl you can bring home to the folks. She's always free for a date and knows what moves you.

The 360 is a big fat money-draining whore who chokes on her own cancer and dies.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Wii is a totally cute girl you can bring home to the folks. She's always free for a date and knows what moves you.


The Wii's a cute girl that's incapable of doing anything other than being cute. Your parents will love her at first, but like you, they'll realise she's a vapid airhead that just sits at home reading magazines, can't hold down a job and doesn't know how to cook.



Posted by Corrupt


Quoting Slade: Thread title edited because X's recent adoption of the term really ****es me off but his posts seem somehow empty without it.


p. sure he's doing it to be annoying on porpoise but I can't be too shore


p. sure he's doing it because he likes bringing a bit of wholesome SA goodness over to VGC (like me heh)

love you x!!!! <3



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I like how X does that p thing but when durden does that - thing x rages.




Posted by Corrupt

Pssh- you know you're just jealous, V..




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

hahaha, that's a pretty good impression!




Posted by Klarth


Quoting The X: no games

the 360 is a loving wife who gives awesome sex then dies of tragic heart failure
the wii is just some skank who knows a few kinky tricks then overwhelms you with ****ty lovin


the tripple is a high class hooker with a dick.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

And really, once you pay it for, you realise that you might enjoy it.




Posted by Ant

explains why linko got one over a 360.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

linko has a ps3? holy ****. I really need to hook mine up sometime.




Posted by Ant

remember him going on and on about soul calibur 4? no? eh




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh yeah...

thought that was someone else. David maybe.




Posted by Ant

nobody cares about david.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Linko does.


wait, yeah, nobody.




Posted by Ant

i hope david sees this and totally freaks out!




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;899690]I like how X does that p thing but when durden does that - thing x rages.tyler durden's a faggot though, he taints all that is holy




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

the x: holy as ****




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

temple of the box

praise be to ye X




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

X

BOX

X

BOX

X

BOX

X

BOX




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

it died. one flashing red ring, error e37. welp, repair costs are




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I must prepare a farewell speech for a fallen comrade. He was a good box and he served you well. It's the least I could do.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i'm actually pretty bummed right now, i'm gonna miss him




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

if this was any other time of year i'd probably wait and see if it fixed itself or do the towel trick but fuuuck too many good games




Posted by Crazy K

No point in living now.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

an arcade 360 just aint gonna be the same, i know it. these new 360s with their falcon chips, think they're the ****




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, I was all "it's just not the same..." so I kept my old box beside my new box and painted the front light green so I just pretend I'm playing my old box.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

hahahaha seriously

what the **** the arcade 360 doesn't have a silver disk tray what the hell




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I actually prefer the white tray. Looks better. But still, not the same. Maybe when I feel like the new box earned my respect I can retire my old box and give it a proper resting place in my closet among all the other fallen heroes. But until then, it'll keep fighting the good fight.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

hmmmm who should i invite to the funeral

fallout 3 hasnt known him for long but they had a passionate relationship, COD4 for sure... maybe ninja gaiden gives the eulogy? idk idk fuuuck




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Gaiden for sure. The stairwell scene where the framerate drops probably helped kill it. So it's only right that it should speak during the funeral. You should also bring your Wii and Brawl disc to make amends and apologize for your cheating ways.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

just asked my girlfriend if she'd buy me it for an early christmas

'why would i pay




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

if you two are together long enough that'll change. She'll realise the xbox was the greatest thing to happen to your relationship.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

made me the man i am today

'eats **** and dies'




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

you should say that to her the next time you have guys have sex.

I bet she'll find it hot as ****.




Posted by Ant

I doubt they have sex together. or that he has a girlfriend.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

got my new xbox, heh... recovering your gamertag takes a long-*** time

also prolly donating my old 360 to klarth




Posted by Klarth

this sounds like a good course of action. as i said, i'll gladly pay shipping

worst case scenario is that i have to pay repairs and then we have a 360 on the cheap, cheers vault boy




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

you could either pay




Posted by Ant

The power is yours.




Posted by #061402


Quoting The X: no games

the 360 is a loving wife who gives awesome sex then dies of tragic heart failure
the wii is just some skank who knows a few kinky tricks then overwhelms you with ****ty lovin


This is probably the best quote ever. Screen'd and saved forever.



Posted by Linko_16

The amount of games I have for the Wii right now is more than I probably would own for the 360 if I had one.

Lol.

And the only reason I have a PS3 over a 360 is because my bro wanted one. Not that I minded getting to play Metal Gear Solid 4, and sooner or later Little Big Planet.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

4 wii games

32 games for the box




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

8 wii games

34 xbox games

19 DS games




Posted by Slade


Quoting The X: 19 DS games

lol :)



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: 34 xbox games


Wait, are you counting XBLA games?



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;900746]Wait, are you counting XBLA games?woops, i probably should




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Slade;900738]lol :)pre-R4 days lol :)




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: woops, i probably should


Whoa, surprised you have more games than I do.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i bought a lot of the games that you rented.

collection at present is:
Fallout 3
Far Cry 2
Gears of War
Skate
Call of Duty 4
Call of Duty 2
Rainbow Six Vegas
Rainbow Six Vegas 2
Mass Effect
Halo 3
DBZ Burst Limit
Virtua Fighter 5
Soul Calibur IV
Beautiful Katamari
Fight Night Round 3
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 09
Oblivion
Guitar Hero 2
Guitar Hero 3
Burnout Paradise
Dead Rising
Crackdown
Condemned
Table Tennis
Splinter Cell: DA
GRAW
Bioshock
King Kong
Perfect Dark Zero
Lego Indiana Jones
Ninja Gaiden 2
The Force Unleashed
Assassin's Creed

i have a brother who buys games too, so it kinda helps




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

holy ****, seeing it like that makes me realize how much money i have wasted being an xbot




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh, okay, I see where we differ.

Yeah, looking at me entire collection of games, man... tens of thousands of dollars. Well spent, but still. Jesus.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

eh, whatever your hobby was you'd be spending a ton of money on it anyway

bet two guys are on hockeychat.com right now posting all their skates and sticks and helmets and ****




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Sports are one hobby where you probably don't spend that much money, unless you actually play the sport. Which most don't.




Posted by #061402

33 games for the 360. Got it this summer. Makes me feel pretty bad yet empty inside, guise. :(




Posted by Ant

11 360
12 Wii

But I got p.much every wii game I'm gonna get. JUST AS PLANNED




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

wii: smash box confirmed

pretty sad I have, like, 100 GC games but only 4 Wii games.




Posted by Ant

which is a ****ing shame. I busted out Super Mario Galaxy and MP:3 a couple days ago just for the heck of it and was having a fun time.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

super mario galaxy was frackin amazing




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Metroid Prime 3 was ****ing incredible. WHY IS THE WII WASTING SO MUCH POTENTIAL

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCK




Posted by Ant

my friends keep bugging/making fun of me to get wii music. kinda funny.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

haha, ****. My buddy just bought that for his mom for christmas. **** looks ****ing abysmal.




Posted by Ant

miyamoto. how far you've fallen.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Brilliant mastermind.




Posted by Linko_16

Nintendo is totally, like, mocking us with the Wii. "BEFORE YOU THOUGHT WE COULD NEVER MAKE ANYTHING COOL WITH A MOTION SENSOR! NOW THAT YOU SEE HOW BADASS IT IS, WE MAKE NOTHING FOR YOU!! BWA HA HA, STUPID AMERICANS!!"




Posted by Ant

amerikkkans like there xbawks. and japan was warming up to it for awhile. but that has since stopped I think with the lack of new jrpgs.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

when is final fantasy XIII coming out? wanna play dat




Posted by Ant

probably fall 09.




Posted by Ant

better be ****ing amazing with how long since XII came out. they used to pump these out nearly one every 2 years.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

they spent all their time making ****ty spin-off games




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

AND HD FINAL FANTASY VII THE PS3'S ACE IN THE HOLE




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: better be ****ing amazing with how long since XII came out. they used to pump these out nearly one every 2 years.


Takes a long time to make six games with the same name.


Quoted post: AND HD FINAL FANTASY VII THE PS3'S ACE IN THE HOLE


E3 2009, Microsoft Conference: WE GOTS FINAL FANTASY SEEEEVEEEEEEEEEN



Posted by #061402

And suddenly you'll have fangirls and boys flocking to stores to buy a 360.




Posted by Ant

I'd be happy :)




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Pretty unnecessary. Unless it's a complete remake including mechanics I don't see the point




Posted by #061402

I think I'd still prefer the original game. Part of what made it charming was the graphics, horrid as they may be by today's standards.

Not to mention they'll probably **** it up by trying to add in extra stuff that ruins the original feeling, like making Cid more child-friendly (aka not our dear ****ed off engineer) or make Sephiroth even more of a pretty-boy faggot to attract more fangirls.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

only remake games if they're so old that they border on unplayable

see: bionic commando and uhhh FFIV i guess?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

FFVII is pretty unplayable.

And I hope they add in a whole lot.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

or when next-gen allows you to add **** that wasnt possible before




Posted by Linko_16

FFVII: Motion-Sensor Edition.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

wii couldnt pull of FFVII's graphics




Posted by Slade

I'd play FF VII with updated graphics for a few good shots of Yuffie's ass/legs.




Posted by #061402

I don't know what people see in Yuffie. Always thought she was annoying as hell.

Aeris.




Posted by Ant

I don't know what people see in Aeris. Always though she was annoying as hell.

Tifa




Posted by #061402

Boobs are too big. Imagine how those'll look when she's old.

Edit: in b4 Barret version




Posted by Linko_16

Yuffie/Tifa. Aeris can come too, I guess.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Ant;901588]I don't know what people see in Aeris. Always though she was annoying as hell.

Tifaemptyquotin this