Go ahead and HUG yourself :-)




Posted by The Judge

So look around your room. What could you use to kill yourself? Let's not go into minutae, just some of the main ones. And not just what you could use (cause you can use anything, really), but what you'd prefer to use if the mood just took you.

In my room, there's nary an item around that'd end my life properly with any sort of speed if I did it myself, but I'm sure jumping out my window head-first would do it.




Posted by Linko_16

Slit my throat with the little plastic cutter on my Cut Man figurine.




Posted by cool gamer dad

ungrounded outlets

bench press set

water heater (CO poisoning)

can of lysol

mirror haha no really




Posted by cool gamer dad

suppose i could rig the treadmill to fling me into some sort of sharp object on the wall




Posted by Arcadios

Outlet + Fork




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Take a couple of pins and insert them into my chest, removed the power supply from my computer and hook it up to the pins and power it on. Pretty much a guaranteed death, quick too. Couldn't use an outlet for the same effect because the breaker will just shut it down, so no good.

That's the only thing I can think of that would be fairly fast and effective. I have a hunting knife and some tools in my room, but that wouldn't be my preferred way to go in terms of available objects.




Posted by Alastor

Cause all of my electronics to explode in a hellish firestorm from which no living thing can escape, since my parents say that's the way I'll most likely die anyway.




Posted by Slade

I'm sitting at the dinner table in the main room of my house.

To start out, I'd play Sortsind in the stereo system across the room on repeat. Then I'd hang myself from the top of the staircase with the cord of a USB controller. It'd be pretty easy to rig up, and would be theatrical to boot. I would position a bar stool under me because it looks like they're about the right height. Anyone who walked in would hear gore/suicide-inspired black metal, then see the bar stool on the ground, and finally turn the corner to see my body framed by the staircase walls and the window above.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: with the cord of a USB controller.


Unless it's thick, doubt it would hold you.



Posted by Arcadios

He just called you fat.

You gonna take that?




Posted by Slade

No way! I'll just prove him wrong.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Even if he weighed 100 pounds, the fall and acceleration would add, what, at least 3 times the weight? Yeah, pretty sure the typical USB cord can't support that much weight.




Posted by Ant

Have the xbox360 power block thrown at me.

pretty sure that'd do me in what with how HUGE IT IS RIGHT GUYS THE YEAR 2005 ROCKS




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

every few months I'll be behind my tv and see and just silently chuckle to myself.




Posted by Slade


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Even if he weighed 100 pounds, the fall and acceleration would add, what, at least 3 times the weight? Yeah, pretty sure the typical USB cord can't support that much weight.

It's thicker than most because it's a little old school, and I could probably double it up. step off my suicide, man

Actually, there are quite a few chords around, including two laptop power cords. I'm sure I could twist two or three together to make a good noose.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

****ty way to die, all things considered. Think I'd rather bleed out than suffocate.




Posted by Crazy K

There's food in the kitchen; I could go eat myself to death.




Posted by Ant

while sleeping in your lazyboy chair/bed? that'd be pretty cool.




Posted by Crazy K

While nearly 1000 lbs, watching porn and while jacking off. Best way to go out. MS paint version guys.




Posted by Stalolin

i have an old crt monitor

i figure if i just bash my hand in there i'll get some electro shock therapy

DEATH THERAPY THAT IS




Posted by Lord of Spam

pocket knifes all i got




Posted by #061402

Impalement upon my sword. Slow and painful though. Possibly use one of the pretty little knives I've got.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

- club myself to death with the vault-tec lunchbox
- eat thermometer liquid
- lick uncovered power supply




Posted by ExoXile

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The possibilities are endless.

There's also an abundance of plastic bags in my apt, I guess I could put one on my head and seal it off with some electric tape.
Uhh, and yeah, 4th floor, could jump out from my balcony with my head first.
And with the lack of food I could probably starve myself to death, too.




Posted by The Judge

I suppose I could do most of the electrical stuff mentioned. I also have a couple metal knobs on my bed that I could probably do myself in by slamming my head against them.

Though really, there's a balcony like 20 feet away from my room, if that. Landing on my head would kill me no problem.




Posted by Klarth

my ashtray is a huge chunk of uncut amethyst

it is spiky and heavy as hell




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i could probably just ram my head into the corner of a radiator




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: - lick uncovered power supply


Likely wouldn't work. It's surprisingly hard to get electrocuted by a power supply. Would have to do something like I said/rewire it.




Stick a knife handle into a wall and then drive my head into it.