So look around your room. What could you use to kill yourself? Let's not go into minutae, just some of the main ones. And not just what you could use (cause you can use anything, really), but what you'd prefer to use if the mood just took you.
In my room, there's nary an item around that'd end my life properly with any sort of speed if I did it myself, but I'm sure jumping out my window head-first would do it.
Slit my throat with the little plastic cutter on my Cut Man figurine.
ungrounded outlets
bench press set
water heater (CO poisoning)
can of lysol
mirror haha no really
suppose i could rig the treadmill to fling me into some sort of sharp object on the wall
Outlet + Fork
Take a couple of pins and insert them into my chest, removed the power supply from my computer and hook it up to the pins and power it on. Pretty much a guaranteed death, quick too. Couldn't use an outlet for the same effect because the breaker will just shut it down, so no good.
That's the only thing I can think of that would be fairly fast and effective. I have a hunting knife and some tools in my room, but that wouldn't be my preferred way to go in terms of available objects.
Cause all of my electronics to explode in a hellish firestorm from which no living thing can escape, since my parents say that's the way I'll most likely die anyway.
I'm sitting at the dinner table in the main room of my house.
To start out, I'd play Sortsind in the stereo system across the room on repeat. Then I'd hang myself from the top of the staircase with the cord of a USB controller. It'd be pretty easy to rig up, and would be theatrical to boot. I would position a bar stool under me because it looks like they're about the right height. Anyone who walked in would hear gore/suicide-inspired black metal, then see the bar stool on the ground, and finally turn the corner to see my body framed by the staircase walls and the window above.
He just called you fat.
You gonna take that?
No way! I'll just prove him wrong.
Even if he weighed 100 pounds, the fall and acceleration would add, what, at least 3 times the weight? Yeah, pretty sure the typical USB cord can't support that much weight.
Have the xbox360 power block thrown at me.
pretty sure that'd do me in what with how HUGE IT IS RIGHT GUYS THE YEAR 2005 ROCKS
every few months I'll be behind my tv and see and just silently chuckle to myself.
****ty way to die, all things considered. Think I'd rather bleed out than suffocate.
There's food in the kitchen; I could go eat myself to death.
while sleeping in your lazyboy chair/bed? that'd be pretty cool.
While nearly 1000 lbs, watching porn and while jacking off. Best way to go out. MS paint version guys.
i have an old crt monitor
i figure if i just bash my hand in there i'll get some electro shock therapy
DEATH THERAPY THAT IS
pocket knifes all i got
Impalement upon my sword. Slow and painful though. Possibly use one of the pretty little knives I've got.
- club myself to death with the vault-tec lunchbox
- eat thermometer liquid
- lick uncovered power supply
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The possibilities are endless.
There's also an abundance of plastic bags in my apt, I guess I could put one on my head and seal it off with some electric tape.
Uhh, and yeah, 4th floor, could jump out from my balcony with my head first.
And with the lack of food I could probably starve myself to death, too.
I suppose I could do most of the electrical stuff mentioned. I also have a couple metal knobs on my bed that I could probably do myself in by slamming my head against them.
Though really, there's a balcony like 20 feet away from my room, if that. Landing on my head would kill me no problem.
my ashtray is a huge chunk of uncut amethyst
it is spiky and heavy as hell
i could probably just ram my head into the corner of a radiator