Here's the rules, take a statement or quote from any metroid games and add "in my pants" in it's the end.
Example:
Faint life signs detected... In my pants
The last Metroid is in captivity... In my pants
Phazon Radiation detected... In my pants
Planetary energy absorbed ...Into my pants.
Adam: "Any questions about what's in my pants, Lady?"
Samus: "WTF!?" 0_o
Genetically mutated robots... in my Pants
Enerygy spike detected......in my pants
That one is great!!!!!!!!!! Get it?
Energy spike detected......in my pants
That one is great!!!!!!!!!! Get it?
Cheese Cake.....in my pants.
Space Pirates...in my pants.
The mutations of Omega Pirates are... in my pants.
Kraid is a huge, fat monster... in my pants.
The X parasite have infected large amounts of my power suit and are now... in my pants. I'll never have children now... (cries)
Missile Station Located... in my pants.
The Metroid attach themselves to their prey and suck out their energy... in their pants.
Self-destruction iminate...in my pants.
--Metroid Prime
Evacuate immediatly...in my pants.
--Every Metroid game I've played (and maybe all, I bet $5 it's every one) thus far
for me one life ended and another began...in my pants