(now with NEW HAT!)
Bring new life to this new monster.
DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY
9998 POSTS REMAIN
whoa, 10,000 posts. That's pretty impressive for it not being a currently playing thread.
in on first page
Yo guys, maybe this time around I can participate a little more. :cool:
I just don't know what to believe in anymore.
What's on your mind, Linko?
Well, I'm fappin' right now, so I'll leave that to your imagination.
I'm gonna attempt to actually make an effort of posting only in this thread during the night hours. Should be easier since it's going to be Winter soon.
It's not too late, my friend.
It's never too late.
O RLY? :jump:
Edit: I say you PM me the link... if you still have it, that is... :dunno:
This is more like a massive MSN conversation, rather than a forum thread.
nah, this is exactly like a forum thread. It just lacks a clear topic.
Which is why it resembles a conversation more than a thread. >=O
Not really. Most threads veer off topic, or switch from one to another. Plus, delayed responses.
in b4 derail posts during the day
in 2011 we will look back on this first page and laugh. hysterically.
Not really.
Aww, I missed the last day of the old thread.
you guys will just be unremembered dust in 2011. i will be an supermod
nah probably admin
i still wish to buy vgc. jesse is a domain squatting pedant
One page in and I already don't give two craps about the current discussion. How f[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cking sad.
**** this ****. I'm going to do homework.
Let's talk about gas masks, guys.
The kind that protects you from gas, or sends it straight down your lungs?
im probably the only person here who's actually had to wear one for its intended purpose.
Comes with any branch of the military, I'd wager.
I'll look back on the first page and see matt miller talking about army gear and tear up. He'll of course be dead by that point, having fallen asleep at the doodads and blown up the entire sub. It'll be a hard memory, but then I'll remember he was a douche.
---At the funeral of Matt Miller---
Priest: Does anyone have any final thoughts or words to share about our deceased friend, Matt Miller.
*crowd chatter*: "About time" "There IS a ***!" "Ding dong the douch is dead!" "Who the **** is Matt Miller?"
Priest: Enough. Well! I'm ****ing done.
Everyone: Hurray!!!
Matt Miller:
---Newspaper Headlines---
Douch died, and Iraq war finally ends with terrorists surrenduring.
Cure for cancer!
World Peace!
No One Hungry Anywhere
P E O P L E ARE A L L HA PP YYYY.
Planet Earth: HURRAY!!!
jesus christ shut up
Have a job yet?
Douche*
Dutch*
DEUTSCHLAND*
i preferred the beginning of nighttime mk.I
I remember the original Nighttime thread. Man... that was an exceptional thread I must say.
seems like it was still a sticky just yesterday...
I'm talking THE original. Before all the wipes.
ohhhhhhh. all but a sweet memory. might be able to find it on some archive site maybe?
I wouldn't doubt it. But no way I'm looking for it. Would be nice to flip through again though. I mean, that had to've been what, three years back? Jeez.
wasted three years of muh life here?
jesus
Cheers to another 3 more years down the road!
I was a member before los? whooooooa.
both of you burst into the scene in a pretty big way around the same time.
I recall LoS' entry being less than spectacular. At least I thought he was a mega douche at the time anyways.
look at him now. big man
some things don't change.
the whole megadouche thing
love him like a bother though.
or a cousin anyways. since they tend to be douches.
possible freudian slip? maybe
I'm an older member than like all of you.
Hahaha.
psh, barely.
shut up you faggot.
haha
:X
you would suck pretty bad at that
can totally imagine you getting crunk on the job
in b4 inability to deal with drunk morons
how do you get rejected twice from minimum wage jobs? do you go in looking like a slob or something? because that's, like, the only requirement.
remember i got rejected from pizza hut? **** yes
pasta hut*
that place smells like **** anyways. It's like walking into a wendy's, except replace old greasy fries with old greasy dough
semper domino's
upon reflection, i realize that ive been accepted at every job ive applied for
must suck to be unhire-able.
also, seems i'm posting the same **** in every thread now. they don't want to hire capable people at the moment, they want to hire people they can get rid of in january without batting an eyelid.
The second Nighttime thread was nowhere near as good as the original. This process can only repeat itself.
I created Daytime.
You made daytime, I made picture. I remember I thought the idea of a thread where we talk with pictures would be cool. HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED.
They certainly have!!!
...didn't they?
[img]http://www.fmft.net/EU%20Constitution%20EU%20Treaty%20Referendum%20Mr%20Free%20Market%20I%20Say%20No%20Free%20Market%20Fairy%20Tales.JPG[/img]
but your body says yes
no. you don't come up with everything derick.
Neither do you, you big jerk.
both of you are fat uncreative ****s, so shut it
You're a fat, uncreative ****.
Have I posted in this thread yet? DON'T THINK SO
Was reading a bunch of older IM conversation and general drama as far back as 05. Lots of good reading and laughs had. I SUGGEST EVERYONE ELSE DO IT!
link or i wont
I log all of my IM conversations now. Every single one.
So beware.
Have I posted in this thread yet? DON'T THINK SO
You think wrong.
Slade is, and always was, a fish. Nothing more, nothing less.
You're not even high up enough on the food chain to be a fish.
High enough on the food chain to eat you, b[COLOR="black"]itch[/COLOR].
EVERYWHERE I GO I SPREAD RUIN AND DESPAIR *bloop*
And then get eaten by a bear
Just goes to show life isn't fair.
i haven't posted in this nighttime posting thread and i feel the need to let you know i'm still here
Ninja me lolin, if you dare
****ING PSYCHIC
you're not psychic
if anything you're a fire type
[quote=Linko_16;894459][COLOR=indigo]What type am I.[/COLOR]
poison type
shade's fire because he's full of hot air
linko's poison because of his weird fetishes
judge is dark type because he's judge
slade is grass type because he loves the grass (weed joke lololol)
How does fetishes equals poison?
Oh well. Now I can be Nidoking.
EDIT - although according to Dan-lore I have to be Ivysaur.
Better idea: The X, decide what Pokemon all of us are.
/facepalm
what type am i
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
at lolin
[quote=netman;894529]what type am i
ghost, because you're mischievous
awesome
lolin you strike me as something of a flying type
i do not know why
flying type is awesome
i could be like, zapdos
I know you are, but what am I?
Swinub.
Hey, Swinubs my fave.
I refuse to accept a pokemon classification
Would that mean I'm MissingNo?
if grass-type's the game, then shroomish is my name. aww yeah double the drug references
if no one comes up with anything for me i'll just pick sneasel (haha bet you never saw that coming)
I am shocked and alarmed.
[quote=#061402;894576]Would that mean I'm MissingNo?
I just saw the greatness in this.
Well played.
*monocle*
So, I'm a teacher now. Only do it two weeks out seven (that's how long the course is) but I'm the only one there during those two weeks and I have to deal with quite possibly the worst assortment of adults. Everything from old people to mentally challenged people to drug addicts to anger management people to everything else you can think of that's not considered normal. AND I have to teach computers. And most of these people have no idea what a mouse even does. It's brutal but I get an extra thousand bucks a week so it's worth it I guess.
But man, these people make you feel utterly depressed for humanity. All they do it cry and yell at each other if you don't keep them in line or occupied with a task.
Whoa, man. So how much are you supposed to teach them before your two weeks are up? Do you walk around trying to help individual people the whole time or what?
man, lol'd pretty hard at the thought of mr hxc metal face peircings as a teacher
why am i laughing so hard at the thought of vamp motivating people to believe in themselves
Vamp motivating people to believe in themselves is one thing, but motivating Vamp to believe in other people is quite another judging by his grim online exterior.
What qualified as an answer? Would "web address" work? because that's what I'd write down. I'm a lazy test taker like that, answering with the fewest words possible.
always that one ****er that busts out some dns answer bull****
what a dick, man. i hate trick answers in multiple choice!!!
nothing tricky about it.
Except for when I put Universal Resource Locator and Uniform Resource Locator as two possible choices.
Then I felt bad and gave it to them anyways if they guessed either.
you are a good teacher :)
I bet they all went home smiling after class, thinking about how well they had done. saying to themselves, "you know what? I think I'm ready to join the workforce and become a valuable member of my community."
also, I remember my mom teaching the same kind of course, though it was mostly just old people. she was reeaaaaaally stressing out, and she probably didn't grade them as nicely as you do~
I'm more strict than my mom. She's just like "HAHA LOOK AT HOW WRONG THEY GOT THIS... you know what, I'll give it to them cause I'm a nice guy" whereas I'm like "haha, wow" then circle it in a thick red pen and put a huge question mark.
it's just that one question which was unfair because URL used to me Universal and now it's Uniform.
So I heard your mom's a nice guy.
I bet she tells all her students how tough you grade them, and then when they get tests back from you they're super happy because they got almost perfect scores.
Also, I think there is a bird, or a flock of birds, or a bat, or maybe a mouse living in my garage right now. I first heard the sound this morning and thought it was a smoke detector letting me know it was almost out of batteries. BUT there it is again... in the night... the squeaking. it never stops... it only pauses.
it made more sense for vamp's mom to turn into a guy to fight the daedra. in the context of canada, anyway.
oh ****, I laughed hard. hahaha, jeeeeeeez
So I was having trouble remembering the words for "left" and "right" in Japanese. The brilliant solution I had for this was to write "ひだり" (hidari, meaning "left") on my left hand and "みぎ" (migi, meaning "right") on my right hand with a sharpie.
Only now I feel like I'm ****ing Akuma or something with Moonspeak tattoo'd on me to make me stronger. HIDARI NO PAWNCHU.
i got a job
(supermarket hurr durr)
congratulations. is it a union job there? cause it is here. :/
don't know, don't care
plan to jump ship on it in six months anyway
never had a union job ever, probably lost
It's Sainsbury's.
Pretty sure night shift is only eight hours or so anyway. Besides, it's not like I won't be able to slack off.
NIGHT SHIFT BROTHERSSSSSSSSS
Figured I'd be pinned as Psychic, but it's all good. I don't know any Dark types though.
EDIT: I was looking two pages back. Night shift was okay.
I've been thinking about applying at a gas station for the nighttime position. Should I get certified with a shotgun first?
Nah, only people you'd need to use it on are your co-workers.
Have fun working at one of the worst minimum wage jobs.
So today I had my first pleasant encounter with a store manager. At every other place, the managers would literally yell "WE'RE NOT HIRING" as I was walking to the front counter with my app. WELL I DON'T REALLY HAVE A CHOICE DO I
anyways, kenneth says I'm just what he's looking for, and if he needs to fire some of the people he got pinned with he'll give me a call.
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;896313]Have fun working at one of the worst minimum wage jobs.
I'm already having fun working at one of the highest paid part-time jobs with minimal skills every weekend. Getting a graveyard shift where I can study and be paid at the same time during weeknights is what I need now.
Who wouldn't like to have the graveyard shift? Extra pay and less work; need I say more?
Plus, it overlaps perfectly with my usual hours of operation.
im on weird rotating shifts. work 7 days, 2 days off, and BAM shift changes. awesome.
currently working 1200 to 0000, next shift is 1900 to 0700, so i really only get like 36 hours off or something. WOOOOOO
hate that sh[COLOR="Lime"]it. sh[/COLOR]it is MAD gay
i almost always work 0630pm till 1030pm or 0930am till 0630pm on weekends
not all bad
sure do like making my own hours
unless I have to go in.
sure do like have my hours set for me.
except when they aren't.
not a fan of people setting hours for me. Always pick the worst possible hours.
7pm to 7 am.
fuuuuuck
Those are the worst hours I've heard all day.
so just went out and grabbed something to eat and the local 7-11 with good pal judge while he was wearing a blanket and robe.
i found the situation hilarious.
that's ALL he was wearing?
that's our judge!
I also had slippers on, and a belt around my waist so the blanket didn't fall off.
1337 status.
shoulda showed em your pen0r. free slushie amirite?
No. Unlike you I'm not a faggot.
On Halloween I hung out a little with this guy dressed as the millennium baby. Imagine a 6'5" guy wearing a diaper and a blanket. yeahhhhh
Was he at least, you know, not fat or anything?
they gotta be fat if they're gonna dress like that.
and also have a really bad farmer's tan.
And hairy. With a really gross outie.
the army. be all that you can be.
pretty much the exact opposite. i have a buddy from high school he's signed up to one of those COLLEGE GRADUATES BECOME ARMY OFFICERS programmes and he totally failed his first year and they were like 'whatever bro, we'll still take you'
Yeah, they've really lowered their standards. I was recently looking at requirements and this was all you needed to be to join
"YOU MUST BE 18"
"YOU MUST BE A CITIZEN*"
and then in small letters
*you may not have to be a citizen
you don't need top-class soldiers to go around driving into IEDs or whatever they do in iraq anyway
or in our case hand out food and blankets and get bombed by the US army.
IT WAS FRIENDLY-FIRE I SWEAR
the cod4 gunship mission has eternally changed my view of bombing runs
Yeah, nothing else will work. CoD5 is trying to replicate it, but they totally don't get what made it awesome. In that game you're just in a rinky-dinky plane strafing a ship. Nah, you gotta be above the clouds blowing up little dudes with massive bombs all while completely cut off from any outside sound. ****, that mission was amazing
i'd give it an 8.8
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;899066]Yeah, nothing else will work. CoD5 is trying to replicate it, but they totally don't get what made it awesome. In that game you're just in a rinky-dinky plane strafing a ship. Nah, you gotta be above the clouds blowing up little dudes with massive bombs all while completely cut off from any outside sound. ****, that mission was amazingthe commentary from your pilot and spotter was the best part. would be kinda hard for them to replicate that unless they're all like GOSH DARN NIPS, SPORT!
I should play COD4 sometime
it's okay.
[quote=Ant;899149]it's okay.best single player campaign in an FPS
one of the best online multiplayer games too
it's okay.
Ant has spoken.
I shall tattoo Ant's decree to my forehead since it holds all true substance in life...and death.
they're okay.
yeah, well, we have a lot of arabs around these here parts, so idk. Well, not here but in Ontario.
half-life 1's single player blows
HL2: very good
HL2E1: warm ****
HL2E2: 2nd best fps campaign, would be best if it wasnt short
I was going to say "uhoh resistance fag watch out" but I'm not sure if he's talking about that or not :(
actually, gonna guess killer 7.
killer7 wasn't an FPS
well technically but jeez it wasn't any genre
I was going to say Goldeneye, Duke Nukem 64, or The Suffering: Ties that Bind. Resistance is a fun game, but by no means the best ever.
Bioshock was pretty good too.
The suffering? you serious? nawwwwwwwwwwww
Atmosphere and backstory.
it wasn't that great. only good part was what's his face from the green mile doing his deep voice thing. or was it deevo from the friday? regardless, YOU ARE A FOOL.
The Suffering? Rings a bell. Might've been one of those games I wanted but never got.
so yesterday at work I found a canadian penny. I traded it in for a regular penny I had on me and now I can hold onto it forever.
*looks for penny in wallet, doesn't find it*
nevermind.
I stole it
Muahahahaaa.
yeeeah, that'd be truely absurd.
There's a bunch of foreign currency in this coin jar I inherited from somebody.
It's from me
Muahahahaaaa....haa...
that'd also be absurd.
WillisGreeny: Thief/Dead Relative
I killed them
Muahah-NO!...twice is enough.
i have a dollar bill and an indian jack of hearts in my wallet for some reason
what's an "indian jack of hearts" ???
Probably a piece of a heart cut with a tomahawk axe.
ive got no actual currency in my wallet. huh.
53 cents in my pocket though!
Who keeps cash in their wallet? I use me debit card for everything.
[quote=Ant;900498]what's an "indian jack of hearts" ???[IMG]http://www.wirz.de/music/vonschm/grafik/geremia4.jpg[/IMG]
perplexing.
deep and hidden meanings
I don't get it.
its not a joke
i just have that playing card in my wallet
Think I'm missing something.
WOOSH
oh my *** there's a hand behind him with a cigarette he's going to be assassinated
oh, indian. I get it.
i dont get it, nor do i care to
All the kings on cards are meant to represent a great leader in history. Forget who is who though.
I like how the old breakfast lady here wants to hear all about this fire that isn't anywhere near us. I changed the channel because I was sick of hearing about it. Doesn't affect us in any way.
did you change it while she was watching?
if so you are king of the dicks... in a good way
What the hell is a breakfast lady.
a lady made out of breakfast would be pretty cool
Sounds messy.
Breakfast in bed. Literally.
You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Mr. Numbers again.
:rainbow:
the rep system really has lost it's luster. should be replaced with some other arbitrary rating system.
THUMBS UP THUMBS DOWN
Mad, red chibi and happy, green chibi.
number of shoulders you (as a chibi wolf) would be allowed to sit on
actually I think that's how I'm going to read the current rep system from now on.
can you guys teach me about the chibi wolf thing i am but a hapless newbie
it makes me lol if only because it upsets linko. I THRIVE OFF THE ANGUISH OF OTHERS~!
That's it.
Everyone is banned.
:( We love you too.
i dont get why it makes you so mad :(
yeah, obsessive girl had a crush on linko, came to vgc, turned into chibi wolf and sat on his shoulder
so loney~
We should go back to stats like the RPG days.
Kill me.
Everyone in DA would be in the quadruple digits for levels.
wish DA added to your post count
i'd be like an old wizard from the ancient age who has really ****ty stats because i post for like a week a year...
Yeah!!!
*turns into a chibi wolf and sits on 13 shoulders*
nobody reads breakman's posts, heh
COUNTER-DISS
DISSED COUNTER-DISS
counter THIS
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
BACK ON TOPIC, since no one even cares about post count any more, why shouldn't blog posts count towards our total? I'm interested to see how many more thousands of posts I've accrued.
I'm not sure I want to know just how many posts I've posted in DA..
as a one-time special, someone should move all DA posts into off-topic and just to see
i'll do it
someone mod me
Too much work.
so then you guys'd all have like 20,000 and i'd have like 400
it already hurts enough guys
post +1
just in case
We should ask Jesse just to make blog posts count for a week. Doesn't involve moving hordes of threads, and it might be the kind of thing we could convince him to do.
I'll race you to 10,000 posts, Linko.
I AM NOT FOOL ENOUGH TO TAKE THAT BET.
Fooly cooly
Furi Curi
Furi Cura.
Furi Curaga.
My homework for the night is finished. My DS is fully charged.
It's time to defeat Zeromus.
edit: it is finished. pretty cool ending, too.
I'm at the very last area, and have been for 2 months now. I should beat that sometime.
i do that with like every game ever
i still need to finish ... twilight princess, phantom hourglass, mario galaxy, dragon quest 8, final fantasy 12, hell i never even completed paper mario 2
and now I have all these huge games like tos2 and tales of vesperia and fallout 3 to get and i'll probably be blowing them off for animal crossing and ****ty neverending online pc games for ages
Took me forever to finish Galaxy because Exo wouldn't let me beat the game before he did. :o
i chose not to study for an important maths test and instead drove about unlocking safehouses in FC2
what is wrong with me
You are a gamer. It is your destiny.
Apparently all the parents around here are familiar with kids playing games instead of studying in collAge. There must have been a special on TV a while back or something that I missed. Every time going to college comes up some adult is like "you aren't just gonna play video games are ya? hyuck" and outside I'm like "how did you know I played games" and inside I'm like "you have NO idea."
good thing this year hasnt been all that challenging
gonna suck in like fourth year and FALLOUT 5 is out and i'm all like fuuuuck
man... what's collage like.
you gotta tell me guys :[
imagine high school
except attendance isn't checked and there's only two or three classes per day
also your high school is ****ing huge and you're a nobody to the point your own tutors cant remember your name
if we blog posts counted I would be at 50,000 posts.
I've always come off as a responsible student, so whenever there's a good game out, I can just "forget" about homework and play games and it'll be forgiven.
:)
Never did homework, never studied, never showed up for class. Near straight A student anyways.
same
only i was a C+ student and i still showed up to class most of the time. might as well not have been there though because i never had a clue what was going down.
drawing has ruined my student life
I got by pretty sweet even when I didn't care. Makes me wonder how I would do if I actually did care.
Try a college language course and skip!
trying hard at school is pointless
only people who get recognized are TROUBLEMAKERS
jaded hard worker reporting in
at my school all the kids who were too disruptive in class got exiled to this special needs group where you learned easy ****
they got to go on a trip to the ice rink and then mcdonalds at the end of the year for 'considerable personal improvement'
wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Yeah but no university would accept them and their life will be ****, so it works out.
i do love that the kids who used to pick on me in school are now pregnant and unemployed
I used to pick on kids in ye olde days. sigh...
shameful
Haven't picked on anyone since 2nd grade... I was the baddest mother****er in the whole (christian) school.
then I went to public and got shoved around every day for being fat and wearing glasses lol
It was elementary though. In highschool I was all "whatever" and was cool with the nerds and popular kids.
what does slade look like
think he posted some pictures before...
gonna look for em
I made a STONER DOOOOOOOOOM thread mostly full of pictures of my house and dog.
[IMG]http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/673/ketnouq7.jpg[/IMG]
here's a relatively recent slice of heaven [spoiler]in b4 MIRROR**** MYSPACELOL[/spoiler]
you're hot
i like how we all look moderately alike
you, cats and i that is
haha yeah, me you and cats especially. more like cats is the bridge between me and you, now that I think about it.
hivemind
we're sort of like a vgc triforce
split up and spread across the land
WHOA, that's you? I was thinking of someone way different then. Man, you and cats really do look like. Except you're like the tiny cats.
and x is like the adorable version of both of you.
Hell, Slade looks like I guy I know named Eric. Only Slade looks a bit less like the wannabe-Alpha Male kind.
dude, that's totally my name. Even out of all the different ways to spell it, it's the SAME SPELLING.
creepy D:
Papa Miller
Hahaha holy **** Slade looks a little like David.
david is a furry though. big difference.
i am wisdom
gaming wisdom that is, semper games
what does david look like
i look like dr. robotnik in real life
did i ever show you guys my NEW HAT
(now with NEW HAT!)
viddies droogs etc
Haha, Slade looks like a cream puff.
-Weakness joke, not a fat joke. Though it can be one if you close your eyes really tight and believe.
my huge muscles will make you cry
perhaps moreso now that i've ditched the nasty sideburns and chin scrub again
malcom mcdowell owns
- alex
- linderman
- president eden
truly a ***
malcom mcdowell is gash as all ****; it's all about neeson
who, as i was reminded today by yahtzee, was in darkman
THEY'RE MY BABIES NOW YOU COMMIE SUNUVA*****
linderman tried to blow up new york
COINCIDENCE HMMMMMMM
What happened to this thread. :(
you posted in it
Touch
this is getting creepy
what?!
delayed response much?
k loop over thanks corrupt
k loop over thanks corrupt
k loop over thanks corrupt
bawwwwwwwwwwwwww
ls in my mouth
I really want to sleep a good sleep when I sleep the sleepy sleep today.
I just woke up at 5PM. it is dark outside
[IMG]http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/stingerishere/104646.jpg[/IMG]
i look like slade i guess.
only a mean-*** mother****er slade.
you look slightly different in every picture.
your hair is hecka wild again, YES
Hecka is even worse than Hella and you should feel terrible for using it.
heck off
if you use it ironically it's hecka cool though
judge & ant vs use of the word "hecka"
judge the judge presiding
aboot
yeah, exactly. you americans love to use aboot and eh ironically while I can't help but say either.
A CURSE
Hecka is still funny/fun to use because I don't hang out with poor people (californians) who actually use it. though sometimes I'll see an old friend and they'll say it 4rlz and I'll be like "I can't take you seriously."
also, holy **** the x's posts have gotten terrible over the last couple weeks. I'm noticing it a lot more now though. it looks like a self-imposed 5-second limit per post that involves figuring out what to say and then typing it.
they're so bad it's kind of impressive, so it's not like I'm saying DO THINGS MY WAY RIGHT NOW FAGGOT
i use it unironically
that's judge's department
[quote=Slade;904520]also, holy **** the x's posts have gotten terrible over the last couple weeks. I'm noticing it a lot more now though. it looks like a self-imposed 5-second limit per post that involves figuring out what to say and then typing it.did i inspire that thread
too old
I think we've all done that at some point. :cool:
idk, I haven't. If I don't turn on my computer right when I wake up I'll never get around to turning it on. And I certainly won't do it for a thread idea. WHICH I NEVER HAVE ANYWAYS
way to ruin our gayness.
tomorrow I'll think of a thread and turn my computer on specifically for that
prepare to be disappointed.
never made a good thread in my life
TODAY'S THE DAY
i probably did at one point but now i just type whatever the **** and hit post
last main thing I made an effort of doing on the site was making sure I locked and unstuck the ntpot at 10k get.
YO XENOMORPHS WE HEARD YOU LIKED EATING
SO WE PUT A MOUTH IN YOUR MOUTH SO YOU CAN EAT WHILE YOU EAT
Hahaha
Oh, speaking of Science Fiction, I watched Event Horizon last night (Dead Space in movie form, which technically means it's Event Horizon the video game: With aliens), and I lol'd pretty hard when I heard the two lines I'd heard online for a while now: "Where we're going we don't need eyes to see," and "DO YOU SEE?!" Yup, got a good lol out of me indeed.
And the guy who directed it directed the first Mortal Kombat. Neat.
that alien: colonial marines game got binned :(
I only remember it from South Park.
which is where most people recall it from. And in that context it's definitely taken from silence of the lambs.
never saw that movie
new page, what?
silence of the lambs I'm guessing? That's ****ed up dude.
does it upset you to learn that i only saw aliens about 2 years ago by chance
Like you wouldn't believe.
Say that **** when I was, like, five.
i own the alien quadrilogy now, which was a mistake
the last two movies kinda blew
Bought it day of, so worth it. Last two movies are ****ing terrible, but it doesn't matter. Sweet ****ing set.
I never really watched any of them.
No one would except any differently.
really? not even a little bit?
First one was great for its time, and a great movie, but falls short of number 2, which rocked.
Only saw 3 and 4 once, but I remember thinking they kinda sucked. I should watch them again to make sure.
the problem with alien is that most of the techniques it pioneered have been ripped off by every horror movie ever so if you watch it now it almost seems kinda cheesey
but still a good movie, 10 Xs out of X
Alien seems cheesy now because it's basically a B-movie script that the poured a ****load of art, money, and quality directing into until it kicked ***. But a lot of the special effects and whatnot are obsolete now so the cheesiness shows a little bit.
Wikipedia believes otherwise.
But Wikipedia believes a lot of things.
I'll clarify that then. Most fans don't consider it canon.
Yeeeeah, I try to pretend that movie never existed.
Aliens is still the best in my opinion.
Because it is the best.
hey guys what movie are you guys talking about guys?
Predator.
****ing gay
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that was a badass movie
AvP2 on LANs back in the day was freakin boss
THE ALIEN IS BEHIND YOU **** MAN LOOK OUT LOOK OUT
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fuuuuuuck, AVP2 was such a great game. I honestly can't believe AVP3 hasn't been made yet. They really had something going there, and a new entry in the series would likely sell really well.
there's a guy who posts sometimes on SA and is working on the new aliens FPS
says it kinda sucks...
The Marine one? Yeah, well, no surprise there.
yeah, colonial marines
he also worked on alpha protocol for a while (the new obsidian RPG) and said he didnt give a ****, apparently the code he wrote for it is horribly inefficient and prolly crashes the game
Yeah, the Alien game was apparently one of the few games that survived the ax. And really, if everything else is getting axed, the ones that survive likely aren't much better. Shame. Since it was a tactical FPS if I recall. Could've been good.
no one cares about rehash games
****ing rehash games. had it up to here with that ****
vampiro is a rehash game. don't waste your money on him.
****ing bargain bin rehash **** vamp
true fact: rehashes are better games than original ones
mirror's edge? mediocre.
assassin's creed? mediocre.
halo: CE? laughable.
street fighter? pathetic.
call of duty 1? good, but nowhere near as good as COD2 or 4.
takes a couple of tries to make a truly great game
Which, really, makes a lot in sense of the medium. I mean, for movies it's the complete opposite, but they don't have controls and mechanics to work out. It really only makes sense for the sequels to be a lot better.
But there does come to a point where it's like "all right, that's enough."
it took street fighter 15 games to achieve perfection (3rd strike)
3rd strike sucked. Sorry but it's true.
Judge wouldn't know a good game. Suffering.
[quote=The Judge;907353]3rd strike sucked. Sorry but it's true.every day you get a lil more gay, judge
*parrys all of your posts then activates super art, KOing you out of this thread*
ever notice how similar judge and ant are when it comes to games? Not that they like or hate the same ones, but that they both have ****ty taste in them?
anime and grim are terrible premises
[quote=The X;907388]anime and grim are terrible premises
BUT
BUT
ATLUS
same game over and over
fATLUS
heh, the x is a master of comedy
Needs to make a new Super Dodge Ball Advance
Actually, being as "taste" is dependant upon the individual, there's no real way to judge someone else's tastes without your own personal bias.
That said, just because I'm not mega into the next popular game doesn't mean my taste in games is bad. Just different from yours. But, then again, to you, that means bad, so there's no point in defending myself on this one.
YOU WIN ALL MY GAMES SUCK I'M A MORON.
3rd strike: next big game confirmed
can't wait for SFIV
He even said later in the posts that that rule only applies to video games. ****.
wow, say you don't like one ****ty game (mass effect) and you get ostracized by the 360 krew. too easy.
and for the record I really liked 3rd strike. Got into it waaaaaaay to late to be bothered to get crazy good though.
2d fighters suck as a genre
BRACE FOR IMPACT
Lord of Spam sucks as a VGCer.
Brace for nothing because he sucks.
[quote=Lord of Spam;907886]2d fighters suck as a genre
BRACE FOR IMPACTjust ban this guy already, his posts are painful to read
I can't. I still can't help but laugh at almost everything he posts when I imagine Data saying it with that face.
my thumb hurts after playing sf2hd for just one arcade play through.
all 2d fighters which don't have the words "guilty" and "gear" in the title have thusfar failed to captivate me
although blazblue looks fairly good
[quote=Ant;908004]my thumb hurts after playing sf2hd for just one arcade play through.LET'S FIGHT!!
I hate the dpad on the xbox. who thought that was a good idea.
http://www.hori.jp/us/products/xbox360/fighting_stick_ex2/index.html
[quote=Ant;908053]I hate the dpad on the xbox. who thought that was a good idea.i play xbox fighting games with the stick, it owns once you get used to it
as you saw today when i frackin p0wned u
This thread needs more Judge. :judge:
[spoiler]I await X's retarded remarks. Probably involving sheriffs.[/spoiler]
So yeah, I'm getting a PS3, JUST TO **** YOU GUYS OFF!!!
the xbox 360 pad however is the work of le ***s
this is true. Best gaming pad since the SNES.
what do you mean by "pad"?
... controller
no, but seriously, tampons.
that's what I thought.
i would unironically bleed into xbox maxi pads
should i buy mgs4
no
sure. really good movie.
first half is goty, second half is moty
i like how a stealth series comes to a climax with a full blown shootan, followed by a button-mashing challenge, followed by a fist fight between two old men
mgs4 was more shootan than stealth anyways. MGS in general wasn't that stealthy. Pretty much why I believe Splinter Cell is the better stealth series (mgs being the over all better series.)
which is why I raged when I played the boat mission in Double Agent.
also, Assassins Creed 2 confirmed for stealth game
goty 09
assassin's creed wasn't so much stealth as it was 'run away a whole ****ing lot'
SNEAKING GAMES TIER LIST
***
Splinter Cell
GOOD
Metal Gear Solid
MID
Thief
LOW
forsaken fortress in zelda
BOTTOM
star destroyer level in jedi outcast
never gonna forget that level where you're in the zombie caverns. scary as FUUUCk
Oh, Tenchu needs to be on that list somewhere. tied with thief maybe
i saw tenchu z for
idk, dude. badass game. only 5 stages, repeated throughout the 50 or so missions where no mission differs from the last yet still ****ing awesome.
you know a game is good when it doesn't even matter that it's repetitive as ****
I've been cold all day.
*snuggles u*
I just finished my first day of finals, and they were both pretty easy. I'd snuggle just about anybody right now.
my finals would be freakin awesome easy if it wasnt for calculus, **** that **** in the ***
Calc isn't hard unless you suck at pre cal. Algebra's a *****.
my finals are like 2 months away. then i get to go to sea :3
under the sea
Two more today. One test on fish and one paper on how much I recycled this quarter.
four huge garbage bags of beer bottles and one of cans
algebra was all I was good at. Could do that **** blindfolded
Assuming I had a calculator because I don't know my times tables.
CASUALTY PROCEEDURS WILL KILL YOU ALL
or save you from death. either or
causality procedures*
So is Klarth banned for a real reason this time or should I just assume it's Jesse and go reverse it.
Far as I can tell it's just Jesse. But the fact that he's being banned by Jesse repeatedly is making him troll pretty hard whenever he gets unbanned. I'd assume that if he's unbanned (and remains that way) he'd get the trolling out of his system in a couple days and return to his normal posting. which still includes trolling, but it's different somehow idk
I'll just lift the ban and get in trouble if it turns out to have been legit. Whatever, like anyone stays mad at me when I break all the rules around here.
there was no infraction
which means it was more than likely jesse switching his usergroup to banned in an effort to thwart him from posting
Yeah, I checked for an infraction when I first saw he was banned, but when there was none, I thought it might've been for a real reason.
no, jesse just loves the cock
klarth kept posting jesse's address iirc
banned for sig
yeah, so, theres this segment of pipe in a part of the system that keeps the plant from over pressurizing, and they made some welds in it like 10 years ago. The problem is that they were only supposed to last 1-3 years, and someone just realized that they havent been inspected in 7 years. So yeah, we're shut down right now. Graduation is being pushed back.
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oh well, at least im not in new york
no one cares.
hey it's night out.