If you're ever at my house, and you get asshammered in about 15 minutes, DO NOT repeat DO NOT try to take your anger at your ex wife out on any of the following:
my house
my roommates
my beer
my liquor
ANY vehicle in the complex
You will be suddenly and violently ejected from the premise with nothing more than a boot up your ***.
end rant.
haha what'd your brother do
Evidently, not enough of his Wife.
What about taking my anger regarding the lack of dickgirls in this world out on any of those?
I fully approve. the thought of linko rampaging through matt miller's house due to the lack of dickgirls is too great.
hey linko punch him in the fivehead!!
Guess I'm lucky I always return home before taking out my anger on anything.
Drunken misshaps:
- Brawled with my dad = 2 big windows broken + 1 door.(Not to mention my little sisters mentality.)
- Ubbe, a friend of mine arguing = dented bookshelf from throwing a siphon at it.
Uhh, that's about it.
Possibly the relationship with Heather, NO DRINKAN, LOL.
Considering he posted it in DA, maybe someone from here visited the dear ol' chap?
nope, just people from around here.
who will never be here again.
my 4 year old cousin called my girlfriend 'a fatty fat' so i kicked her out of my house once
true story, got my *** handed to me by my aunt
Your aunt if anyone should understand.
Next time anyone gets drunk in this house and wants to knock out the person who's making them angry, we've all decided to let them.
you say that, but things get broken in the process usually, plus theres the concern of neighbors calling cops.
once it happens in your house you'll understand. **** sux
I'm pretty sure the wall would appreciate the thought at least.
Plus, you know, since the house isn't ours.
the first post in this thread suddenly feels ten times more informative when you keep glancing back to matt miller's current avatar
I think his cousin was a girl and he kicked her out of the house. Not his girlfriend. WOULD MAKE SENSE
i know that, you silly commonwealther
just sayin', x shouldn't feel ashamed of currrrrves
my last girlfriend was curvy-but-not-fat-by-any-means, **** yes
curvy chicks are the best.
HEY KLARTH REMEMBER THAT TIME I SENT YOU THAT SUICIDE GIRLS SET YEAH I BET YOU DO
The perfect chicks are the ones who can get a little chub without it going into their faces. Not a lot of them around.
a little chub in the face is awright
dead
uh yeah i kicked her out of the house more because she used it as an insult
i dig cushin for the pushin
good thing too cause your girlfriend has a lot of it.
just stick my face in it like memory foam
hahaha, terrible mental image
decomposing fluids are a natural lubricant.
SAGGING TITS
one who disagrees with you?
pretty sure liking minors makes you legally a worse human being.
*dead minors
edit: moral musing: pedophilia is bad (mkay) because it causes a ****ton of metnal scarring and damage to the child. BUT, a dead kid is, well, dead, and hence immune to such damage. Does this make gettin it on with dead kids awwwwright?
Depends where you live and whether it's illegal or not. But more likely than not, yeah, it's awwwwight.
good to know i suppose
never know when you'll come across the fresh corpse of a six year-old.
Go to Yemen, get married at 7. :)
but then you'll be married to a yemen girl
And a pedophile.
who isn't
I prefer boobs you can actually feel, thanks.
if i wanted to fuck a 12 year old boy, i'd just fuck a 12 year old boy.
look at these guys. uneducated welps.
i find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies
MOTHER ****ING PROTIP PART 2
If you're ever at my house, and you down a bunch of beers before you come in, DO NOT repeat DO NOT try to con me into letting you get totally plastered after
I've told you not to bring beer every ****ing time you visit
you've lied to me about how much beer you brought
you've lied to me about drinking in your car before you came in
you've sent me off to get cigarettes and fill your car with petril
or, you know, do, because you won't be suddenly and violently ejected from the premise with nothing more than a boot up your ***. instead I'll try not to make a scene and talk to you about it the next day. OH WAIT, you left my house super early, so I guess I'll just catch you later alright buddy
end rant.
I FEEL YA HOMES
Pretty sure that was a Futurama reference, Mr. Numbers.
maybe they don't have futurama in V*****g land
huh
did you think about that alastor
do you wanna throw down dog
standin' right here let's go *****
We have ****ing winternets.
Numbers haven't seen Futurama yet, though.
FAIL OF THE HIGHEST MAGNITUDE
No ****.
**** you.
**** ****.
i think i liked DA better when exo was in self-imposed exile
hecka less confusing
sometimes I wonder if "numbers" is just a manifestation of exo's schizophrenia.
No, I'm a genuine person, thank you very much. :(
proof is required
SHOE ON HEAD
How about keyboard on shoe?
No.
****. :(
keyboard on foot
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Nice keyboard.
Cost me a hundred bucks though.
And you're putting your foot under it, JEEZ.
I got a ****ing scratch on it near the arrow keys last time I brought the computer over to your place. :(
Also, is it just me or does my foot look ****ed up?
Aww~
I must import a keyboard from your country.
"Yeah, nice, isn't it? That's my imported Sw*dish keyboard."
mtg? faggot.
I use it as a bookmark for when I read. Got a few, but no ****ing clue where I got them from in the first place.
But yes, I can see why you'd automatically assume that I played. Visited a school in Minnesota and walked around with a book with a card as a bookmark, came upon a guy who immediately broke out and asked if I played. Hadn't a clue what he was talking about until he pointed to the card. He seemed sad as he walked off.
gtfo my america
Long gone.
isnt that a logitech pro
Nay, a Logitech G15. First model.