Account Suicide




Posted by Kendra, Warrior Babe

So, what's a creative way to get yourself banned from Gamespot / Gamefaqs? Planning on commiting account suicide, there, but I can't think of a way to do it thats not too overdone. Any ideas?




Posted by Tyler Durden

Porn is ALWAYS an option.

What's the reason for account suicide?




Posted by Kendra, Warrior Babe

Its actually my sister thats doing it. She's going on tour later this year with a couple of missionaries, and is going to be gone for at least two years. Not much time for screwing around on the internet, so she figured she'd suicide.




Posted by Tyler Durden

Just fake her death. Worked for Oforia, until everyone here remembered that wikipedia is untrustworthy.

Oh, and don't claim she was eaten by bears/sharks!




Posted by Xero

Porn, flaming, spam (if they're serious about it)

Those usually work.




Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=Xero;889162]Porn, flaming, spam (if they're serious about it)

Those usually work.
She's trying to be creative about it, ya' ***.




Posted by O.T.L

Fake her death that sounds like fun. Then after the two years it will be like she rose from the grave. O_O




Posted by Roger Smith


Quoting Tyler Durden: Just fake her death. Worked for Oforia, until everyone here remembered that wikipedia is untrustworthy.



HE'S REALLY DEAD, RIGHT TYLER?? :(



Posted by Tyler Durden

OMFG. Yes. Oforia aka Mixman aka David Robinson is dead. I killed him with a wiki.

Roger Smith > account suicide.




Posted by Roger Smith


Quoting Tyler Durden:
Roger Smith > account suicide.


brb cp



Posted by Xero


Quoting Tyler Durden: She's trying to be creative about it, ya' ***.


Well there aren't many methods that weren't used yet.



Posted by Trigger

Talk about how you had sex with your sister because your mum is out of town and you're wondering whether you should keep doing it, because you liked it but you heard some things about how it was wrong.

Yahoo! Answers is a great source of dumb questions that you could re-use for banning purposes. ^^




Posted by Panic!

Post 1 Girl 1 Plate. 2 Girls 1 Cup has nothing on it.




Posted by cool gamer dad

**** i've been there before.

just leave and pretend you've never been to the place before you make a wiener of yourself.




Posted by Shade

I'm permabanned from GameSpot. Made a thread in off-topic talking about how myself and my gay lover, Quentin, incorporated such devices into our sex life as tiki torches, pancake batter, and a DVD player. And how he was leaving me despite my openness towards weird **** like that.

Good times.




Posted by Xero

Hahaha nice! :)




Posted by Ant

didn't jesus look down on suicide?




Posted by Klarth

[quote]She's going on tour later this year with a couple of missionaries
i hope someone told her god doesn't exist before she committed to this




Posted by Bj Blaskowitz


Quoting netman: i hope someone told her god doesn't exist before she committed to this


oooh YOU



Posted by Roger Smith

Change your name to Panic and post child pornography.

Although changing your name to Panic will probably be enough to warrant a ban.




Posted by Kendra, Warrior Babe

She could post a video of her own suicide..? Have someone else do it, at least.
It would be hard to pull off (to make it look real) but it would get her account permanently banned and they would think she's dead.




Posted by Jesse Smith


Quoting Xero: Well there aren't many methods that weren't used yet.


For starters...aal she has to do is post exactly like WackoHater does here!!!! He get's banned every where he goes...unless da forum has a wacko for an admin that has compassion for freaks and n00bies!!!! :D:D:D:D:D



Posted by Xero

yeah but you have to be beyond stupid to be as annoying as wackhater is




Posted by kinderwords

You could state that your brother is using your account. and he could say that you went to a hardcore concert and you got trampled to death in the pit?




Posted by Kendra, Warrior Babe


Quoting kinderwords: You could state that your brother is using your account. and he could say that you went to a hardcore concert and you got trampled to death in the pit?


Um... what the ****?
No, really, didn't that happen at some Selena concert a while back?



Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=kinderwords][IMG]http://www.vgchat.com/signaturepics/sigpic8444200_4.gif[/IMG]

Your sig makes me want to go punch innocent unborn children. Yeah that's right, STILL in the womb!