Xenos can't play house :(

Posted by The Judge

D Virus VX13: welcome back honey
Anigmasis: ... honey?
D Virus VX13: yeah
D Virus VX13: you forgot our years of marriage?
Anigmasis: yes. :-(
Anigmasis: I've been having too much fun in Las Vegas.
D Virus VX13: dammit
D Virus VX13: Well welcome home to a caring husband
D Virus VX13: now how many guys did you cheat on me with?
Anigmasis: 20!
D Virus VX13: jesus
D Virus VX13: well at least it's not more
D Virus VX13: cmon, I'll take you out to dinner
Anigmasis: Sure.
D Virus VX13: where do you wanna go?
Anigmasis: No where.
Anigmasis: Busy.
Anigmasis: report
D Virus VX13: damn
D Virus VX13: fine I suppose I'll just fix us up something
D Virus VX13: what do you want?
D Virus VX13: you like cereal?
Anigmasis: It's okay.
D Virus VX13: k
D Virus VX13: *fixes up cereal*
D Virus VX13: *lights candles and dims the lights*
D Virus VX13: *turns on heavy metal and thrashes around the room while you eat*
D Virus VX13: *stops eventually*
D Virus VX13: enjoy your lucky charms?
Anigmasis: Yeag.
Anigmasis: *Yeah.
D Virus VX13: thank god
D Virus VX13: hm.........................................
D Virus VX13: I suppose you're just gonna write up that report?
Anigmasis: yeah
D Virus VX13: fine....I suppose I'll just be waiting in bed

And she never came to bed. :(

Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

...is it just me, or do these just keep getting worse.

Posted by Shade

I thought it was funny. :(

Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Quoting Angelwing: ...is it just me, or do these just keep getting worse.


At least hes trying :mad:

That wasn't funny though :(
Posted by junior senior

How many kids do you have?

Posted by Iris

Ha. I remember dragging out like 15 minutes of something like that with Skitzo not that long ago.

Posted by junior senior

I remember on Saturday I was feeding Skitzo popcorn.

Posted by The Judge

Roughly 11 kids.

Posted by Echo

Heh, me and Soul Calibur once had a conversation that consisted of the two of us fighting like a married couple. It was the entire conversation (no saying hi first or anything. It started with a :-* ), and we ended up seperating at the end. It lasted at least 30 minutes. I've only talked to him once since than. We're still on a break.

Posted by Ant

I was surprised to get a laugh out of that. yay

Posted by Skitzo Control

Quoting Iris: Ha. I remember dragging out like 15 minutes of something like that with Skitzo not that long ago.

I'd have gone longer, baby, but it had been so long... I'm sure you understand.
Quoting Shake It Brother: I remember on Saturday I was feeding Skitzo popcorn.
:cool:

I try to play games with Xenos, but she never plays along. All she wants is sex sex sex sex... No fun at all. Sorry, D, I am the guy she cheated on you with. She thought it was twenty, but she was so drunk and everything and I'm so good, it only seemed like twenty.
Posted by The Judge

Well that makes me feel better that it was only with one guy at least.

Posted by Dexter

That's too bad, Judgey. She knows how to play house with me. :)