kirby eats you




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

WHAT INTERESTING ABILITIES DOES HE GAIN?

intermediate shootan ability and being scottish over here. he'd gain a lil red beard, kilt and m16.




Posted by The Judge

Minor Muscle Palsy
OCD
ADHD
A better grasp of his own existence
The Ability to eat twice as much as he already can




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

oh yeah and for me he'd also gain the ability to make a bunch of throwaway threads on a blog within an insignificant message board




Posted by #061402

A goatee and 100% facepalm.




Posted by Linko_16

A bunch of weird fetishes and the ability to freak others out with them.




Posted by cool gamer dad

lil kitty ears ^___^ ~




Posted by Linko_16

Oh yeah, I guess he would need to gain some kind of hat to go along with the power. So, a beret and glasses?




Posted by Klarth

an alternating superiority/inferiority complex




Posted by The Judge

And facial peach fuzz.




Posted by Stalolin

240 pounds




Posted by Klarth


Quoting The Judge: And facial peach fuzz.


i have a pretty impressive (see: terrible) neckbeard now thanks



Posted by Shade

The power of diminished eye sight and ability to make substitute teachers weep.

Oh, and his hat could be one of those things the pilgrims wore.




Posted by David M. Awesome

Kirby becames a furry. He gains a respectable fashion sense and a decent ability to draw and sing.

[IMG]http://www.freewebs.com/davidmawesome/arte/Kirby.JPG[/IMG]




Posted by Ant

he's also delusional.




Posted by Slade

kirby becomes REALLY COOL! ~~~


...and bitter




Posted by The Judge

And becomes a pothead. And gains parents who catch him in the act.




Posted by ExoXile

Becomes a Scandinavian.

He also lets his beard grow wild, and start thinking way too much.




Posted by Shade

*drinking way too much




Posted by #061402

"Hi. My name is Kirby, and I'm an alcoholic."




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

corpse paint in the shape of a maple leaf




Posted by Lord of Spam

glasses, beergut, a smoking habit, and nerdrage. also, the ability to memorize vast amounts of incredibly useful information that nobody gives a **** about.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

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Posted by Klarth

ok here's one

kirby gains a comically oversized tongue and the 'racist tirade' ability