excellent choice
amerikkkan pigdog infidels your election is in one month but who is the ultimate president???[LIST=1]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington"]George Washington (THE JUDGE)
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[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Adams"]John Adams (ANT)
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[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Jefferson"]Thomas Jefferson[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Madison"]James Madison[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Monroe"]James Monroe[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Quincy_Adams"]John Quincy Adams[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Jackson"]Andrew Jackson[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Van_Buren"]Martin Van Buren[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Henry_Harrison"]William Henry Harrison[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Tyler"]John Tyler[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_K._Polk"]James K. Polk[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zachary_Taylor"]Zachary Taylor[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millard_Fillmore"]Millard Fillmore[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franklin_Pierce"]Franklin Pierce[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Buchanan"]James Buchanan[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln"]Abraham Lincoln (LINKMAN)
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[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Johnson"]Andrew Johnson[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulysses_S._Grant"]Ulysses S. Grant (GRASSHOPPER)
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[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rutherford_B._Hayes"]Rutherford B. Hayes[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_A._Garfield"]James A. Garfield[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chester_A._Arthur"]Chester A. Arthur[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grover_Cleveland"]Grover Cleveland[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Harrison"]Benjamin Harrison[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grover_Cleveland"]Grover Cleveland[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_McKinley"]William McKinley[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt"]Theodore Roosevelt[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Howard_Taft"]William Howard Taft[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodrow_Wilson"]Woodrow Wilson[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_G._Harding"]Warren G. Harding[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_Coolidge"]Calvin Coolidge[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbert_Hoover"]Herbert Hoover[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franklin_D._Roosevelt"]Franklin D. Roosevelt[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_S._Truman"]Harry S. Truman[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwight_D._Eisenhower"]Dwight D. Eisenhower[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_F._Kennedy"]John F. Kennedy (THE X)
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[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyndon_B._Johnson"]Lyndon B. Johnson[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Nixon"]Richard Nixon (LINKO)
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[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Ford"]Gerald Ford[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Earl_Carter,_Jr."]James Earl Carter, Jr.[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Reagan"]Ronald Reagan (CATS)
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[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_H._W._Bush"]George H. W. Bush[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Jefferson_Clinton"]William Jefferson Clinton[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_W._Bush"]George W. Bush[/URL][/LIST]show your support by choosing your favorite ****ing president and bandwagoning the **** outta them its gotta be better than whatever ****ty anime avatar you got right now
the x is jfk because jfk fukin owns
George Washington was a Grade A badass, and it was for that exact reason that I saved a picture of him about a year ago, knowing I'd use it one day. Not enough presidents take photos with swords anymore.
I AM MY OWN MAN
That said, I'll pick one later.
lol Lincoln
wait who are you
ronald reagan is a pretty ownage president
lol
I choose the american Hitler
alastor, man what a fag
would rather have an animu chick than a mighty world leader
Nation leader*
shut up and pick your president
I don't even know ten of them!
get out
any fag who refuses to get in on this while there's still a chance to be THEODORE OR WOODROW is ****ing insane
or billiam clinton
Bill Clinton should be reserved for Iris
need to put this through congress first
President Grant
photoshop a keg of beer into your picture
Into the one where he looks homeless?
Richard Nixon. An awkward and nervous man worried about whether everyone likes him, but was impeached because everyone suddenly thought he was a douchebag. I'll get it fixed up in a little bit.
I would have gone with George Washington if some other ******* wasn't here before me. But since he was taken I'll go with John Adams. He was a pretty cool dude too. And apparently I'm somehow relegated to him via Abagail.
and why did some scottish scum make this thread?
not actually scottish
what!?
my whole reality is shattered
One of you fatasses should be Taft.
I almost was, but Nixon is too perfect for me otherwise.
EDIT - Nixon and ELVIS **** YEAH.
Theodore Roosevelt, because he's a crazy mother****er.
hey david I bet I can kill more indians than you can kill cubans
I bet I can nuke more Japs.
silly zeta, everybody knows that doesn't qualify as hunting
who should I be?
too many great men to choose from.
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d6/Eisenhower_official.jpg/479px-Eisenhower_official.jpg[/IMG]
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Do the greatest of them all
George W. Bush
I pick Thomas Jefferson, it was because of him we got the Louisiana purchase. He also was an awesome architect. He also wrote the Declaration of Independence! A great man was he!
Eisenhower it is, since I was already thinking about choosing him.
Posting so I can look at my signature. sup linko
Also, what's the context of that picture in SR's sig? I used to have a chair like that...
Oh yeah, I saw a stage production about that. Samuel Clemens, aka Mark Twain, was trying to help him write it, but it was difficult because they were poor and Grant was going senile, just ****ing old and crazy. He did lots of cool ****, though, traveled all over the world. They loved him in Japan.
We could have an American History month some time. Every week we could change to various things in American History, like Major Players in the Civil War, Famous Inventors, Worthless Minorities That Snuck In Here, and so on.
I like this idea
EISENHOWER GETTIN TIPSY IN DA CLUB 2NITE
That was fast.
pixel vampire animu chick
how many terms did she serve again?
welcome to communism, ant
also ant you fudged the typing of presidential
Maybe it was intentional. PresiDENTAL PLAN or something.
Roosevelt is mine!
Working on avatar and signature as we speak.
[quote=David M. Awesome;887500]Theodore Roosevelt, because he's a crazy mother****er.
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solrok proving his worth as an s-mod yet again
****, what I get for skipping a page. -_-
#53: read EVERY SINGLE POST
Wow, Anthony and Dan should get some sort of resort they can go have buttsex on all day.
hey solrok what's wrong
not enough president going on over there
Work, I'll think about who I want after. I'll get somethin' up tomorrow mornin'.
excellent choice
so many gay little boys itt
oh yes well Your Mother™ goes to college
how do you like that little fairy boy
edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWjmALf-Gs0
just replace "JFK" with "The X"
owned much?
s000000 tru
btw i'm oswald in that video ;-)
THE LEGEND?
nah, i'm just a faggot that got shot by jack ruby
at the orders of Lyndon B. Johnson.
hey corrupt that's who you should be
*fat buttsex
Is it just me or did Ant's pic get larger?
It did! how observANT of you. seriously though I didn't like how small it was so yeah I made it bigger :cool2:
Perfect slogan for penis enlargement products. :cool:
Ant's sig needs more source.
I SHOULD BUST OUT MY OLD QUOTE AVATAR SO WE CAN BE AWESOME CAVE STORY COMMUNIST BUDDIES
This is not enough "Huzzah!"s.
Guys I have an avatar
Now you're truly alive.
gordon brown owns, no doubt about it
Expected Jack to go with a President from Futurama for some reason.
GIVE US MCNEIL
Chester A. Arthur fall down.
alastor is banned from bandwagon threads.
hell yeah, vamp is back and laying down the laws i was too afraid to
every bandwagon thread this is alastor: "lol"
**** you
THAT GUY...THIS GUY!
look at this fag
you're next
:sniper:
what a guy that guy
i feel uncomfortable having an avatar
it's like everything's read aloud (well, in my head) in a scroogey scottish drawl
weird, i always imagine people as their avatars
weird, i always thought you were an idiot
you imagine me as an asian man licking a girls eyeball.
pretty much, not kidding
Sup.
awesome
to the x. not exo. exo is a fag
what's that **** in exo's avatar
i just imagine that fag as some muscly builder who cries over ladies
Don't forget the beer.
david m awesome can suck my ****ing cock, i picked teddy before i knew that asspounding faggot did, and i'll be *******ed if i'll change. not only that, but i bet ive better connections to him anyway.
i'm from tampa, site of the plant hotel (now the university of tampa, where my brother went to school). During the spanish american war, the rough riders were staged through tampa on their way to cuba, staying at said hotel. to this day there is a rough rider contingent in the annual parade called GASPARILLA (which on a side notes celebrates the invasion of tampa by the notorious pirate jose gaspar some time in the 1700s iirc).
Plus, roosevelt was the secretary of the navy prior to being the president. AND I THINK YOU SEE WHERE IM GOING WITH THIS.
so yeah, suck a dick and change your ****, faggot. plus, i picked better pictures/captions anyway
teddy is a pussy. WAH DON'T KILL BEARS THEY'RE CREATURES OF G[COLOR="White"]OD[/COLOR]
biggest pussy ever.
someone find me a black and white picture of a true american hero: the original george bush.
hey there mr troll do you happen to have the time?
fdr was a pretty cool guy. he set american foreign policies to this day and doesnt afraid of anything.
Troll? No, sorry. Teddy Roosevelt was a pussy.
I couldn't have picked a better president or avatar. Just about every time I look at him, I'm holding my face in almost the same position he's holding his. like we really CONNECT you know?
edit: wow, I'm such a fag. so after I focus on his face for a while, I start laughing, and then I look at my sig and... yeah. WE'RE LIKE THE SAME
bet you guys have the same ears too.
Nope, his look big and round like lollipops, but mine are two different shapes. One is rounded and the other is pointed. a mark of my ancient elven bloodline
Joined. Clinton
I'm kinda surprised it took this long for him to be taken.
Me too.
Cliched Lewinsky references to come.
lord of spam, what a faggot that guy is
this is almost as bad as maian's snake avatar ****
not even close lol
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
yeah
lord of spam is a cool guy
Yo wassup L.o.S. This is yer bro J. Excellent post, mainly cause you mentioned me, and I RULE!!!! :) Sorry I've been too lazy to call you back. +1 on the Teddy rockness. You forgot to mention I am joining the Rough Riders this month, so I should get extra asskicking points for that. So anyone who knocks TR can deal with me, my mustache, and my slick slick slick El Kabong dance moves. J Dog OUT!!!!
what the hell...?
oh man i wish i had an ounce right now.
los has friends?
hahahahaha
My guy was the best president.
..holy **** you guys. that was actually my brother.
like, not even joking.
If that's how he talks in real life, I stand by my words.
Nah, he's pretty chill. was probably just trying to be goofy or something. HES NOT LIKE US COOL INTERNET KIDS.
Seriously though, he's one of them thar grownups. Respectable job and everything.
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;887986]someone find me a black and white picture of a true american hero: the original george bush.
k
TOO BIG
slick slick slick
LoS's brother? What kind of forehead does he have, may I inquire?
I'll shrink it for you if you want, Vamp.
wait nvm i'm banned
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
why must I be so hasty
ilu vampy
[IMG]http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x65/Dystorce/Avatars/BUSH.jpg[/IMG]
use it
I ONCE AGAIN PROVE TO BE THE LANDO CALRISSIAN OF DA I'M A CRAZY MOTHER****ER BAHAAHAHHAAAHA
If Ben Franklin had been a president I would've been all over that ****. That guy is a badass mother****er.
My sig should be enough to prove that.
yeah, those naked boys really bring out his badass side
also, thanks alastor. unbanned
WAIT
[IMG]http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/13/91813-004-827F6DCA.jpg[/IMG]
smaller and black and white. whoever does this for me is awesome
[IMG]http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1323/vampcy3.gif[/IMG]
I don't need to be awesome though.
Assuming it was supposed to be a sig since you just said "smaller"...
[IMG]http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x65/Dystorce/vamplol.jpg[/IMG]
But if you wanted it as an avatar, I've still got Photoshop open.
OH HEY EXO
canadian prime minister?
yeah, thanks exo and alastor.
And yeah, Stephen Harper our PM. The biggest mother****ing ******* you'll ever meet in your life. If he had a huge stage like the US to operate in he'd be 10 times worse than Bush, that's how bad he is. Not even kidding.
Yet, I'm voting for him in the election in the coming weeks. That's how bad the candidates of the other parties are.
He looks exactly like Dan Quayle.
[IMG]http://mf3076.k12.sd.us/Year/dan_quayle.jpg[/IMG]
not really
Looks pretty ***dam close
[IMG]http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/13/91813-004-827F6DCA.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://mf3076.k12.sd.us/Year/dan_quayle.jpg[/IMG]
gonna have to disagree
unless you think all white dudes look the same, idk
Thanks for the warm welcome everybody. I'm going to go find a rope now, I mean how can I argue with all those comments???? And if I ever talk like that in real life it's to make fun of those who really do. All right, sorry for the distraction... back to your regularly scheduled program. TR pwns. Later -J
Nice username
I can only assume that's a picture of him. Makes me wonder... how did he dodge the 5head?
dang film projector broke down. had to play guitar to calm the natives.
It calms natives?
The man knows what he likes.
So, J Dog, what's your name?
The J is for Jason. J Dog is a nickname forced upon me by co-workers and fellow students (independently of each other) during college, mainly because I'm probably the last person on earth who deserves a gangsta nickname, and I loved my Black & Milds back then. So it's funny because it's ridiculous. Kind of like Visitor Q.
"My name is Judge." (-JR, AD)
so matt miller senior what do you do for a living apart from playing in a wedding band
He plays in a travelling band too.
We might as well get this out of the way:
How do you feel about... dickgirls?
double neck guitars are the best. Makes the player look like a total *******.
how does your mom feel about giving birth to two math nerds?
we can find this out using the formula
am^2 + bm + los.log (a, b, c -> R)
where los is a fivehead
"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
I concur. Welcome, J.
Wanna join me and Numbers and drink beeran?
Sounds like a plan. I'll head up to the Kwik E Mart right now.
Who needs the Kwik E Mart? [singing] I...... doooooooooo........ [/singing]
RR Update: Membership application and dues have been placed in the hands that will place them in other hands. TR still pwns. I want to go to a TR show. But he doesn't tour etc etc.
welcome to the group
also, i got a new president
simpsons quote: auto-in
Hmmm... that's not a bad idea. There is a book of letters I've been meaning to check out.
Talk about a thread res-erection. Well, I'm officially a 100% tool. I just bought the doubleneck guitar in my earlier avatar. I'll change it back when I get home.
Edit: avatar's back to reflect toolness
you wanker, werent you just talking of "thinning the herd"?
also, i'll be smoking ribs for 6 hours straight this weekend. suck on that ****.
What can I say? The heart wants what it faps. And I had to trade four other guitars for it.
Mmmm... ribs.
Gimme ONE RIB! F*** the cup, po' it in m'hand fo' a dime!
ribs long since gone. chicken quickly vanishing.