- taking the shrink wrap off a new game
- finally getting my head around a difficult problem
- proving a customer irrefutably wrong at work
- getting paid even if its **** wages
i would say jacking off, but there have been times where i've been like 'LOOK WHAT MY LIFE HAS BECOME'
Holy ****, three new threads in a single day?
But yeah it'd be taking the wrap off a new game, or finishing a long book.
what was the third one
pretty sure i only posted the one about OUR PLANET
the judge:
being touched by little girls mmm yes
-Getting my paycheck.
-Seeing an injury that isn't me.
-Hugging warm laundry.
-Holding any weapon.
-Eating Lobster (most shellfish actually).
-Pressing the stop button on my camera after finishing a snuff film.
-Telling a woman her place and having her agree.
-Yelling at Anthony.
-Dreaming I'm someone else.
EDIT: The last little girl who touched me was my sister, and it was her shoe in my groin. It was swift, painful, and the sexist joke I told was funny enough that it wasn't deserved.
EDIT 2: I should rape your pasty little as[COLOR="black"]s[/COLOR]hole to teach you a lesson in complacency.
the thick smell of cloves that wafts straight into my face when I open a fresh pack of kretek
'excuse me where are the red jumpers, you dont seem to have any'
'behind you'
'ffffffffffff'
'i dont think you gave me 10% of this
[QUOTE=The X;886806]
'i dont think you gave me 10% of this
The comforting thought that dickgirls are real.
finding in 30 seconds a valve that someones been looking for for about an hour
I think there's a reason he couldn't find it.
Looks like they plugged the wrong thing on the back of Morpheus' head.
-browsing kittenwar
-holding cheese
...Honestly, that's all I can think of right now.
edit: OPENING A CARTON OF EGGNOG AFTER AN ENTIRE YEAR OF ABSTINENCE
Punching Linko.
Punching Linko's brother.
Punching other people.
Punching things other than people.
Making a fantastic work of art.
That's pretty much it. :(
Fappin'
Watching/Reading certain anime/manga like Lagann/Geass and Shana/Hayate
Playing Team Fortress 2
Talking to Dan
Playing Brawl
Face full of kitty belly.
oh yea, it's rare but I'll add talking to zeta to make it double homolust
watching someone else smash themselves on something you yourself bashed earlier
I hate cats.
In before rage.
Rule #53: Hate cats? GET OUT!
****.
I like the new thread name.
I always get a raging boner when I see vids of Ant stripping in front of his webcam.
That kinda nonsense may very well be the cure for being gay.
obviously didn't work on me
ANT ISN'T GREASY
Any sort of "sheen" he may seem to have is merely his ***liness in visual form.
wat
gomenasi ant-kun ^_^;;;
brb, FBI.
Suddenly, this thread went kinky.
:/
dont know if want
something like that.
I personally think making Anthony awkward is hilarious. By all means, continue without concern for his feelings.
Unfortunately, nothing that Ant has done so far made me want to have sex with babies. :(
i want to **** a baby so hard that its impaled on my dong.
then i will **** ant, using the baby as a condom.
Keep going.
dont want to give away too much of the surprise
..I thought I'd seen Corrupt earlier today.
In time. Maybe you won't let me down then.
Edit: No, you didn't, and stop ****ing intercepting my posts
im not gonna perovide you with fap material faggot
things that never fail to disappoint me:
90% of "internet word" usage. people just do it so ******* wrong
i'll drink to that bro
*downz his mudkip*
I can't believe you've done this.
man i havent seen optimized gif dude in forever~
i bet you'd like to
it's all about the seksi uniform bby
za-za-zing!
[INDENT][quote=Lord of Spam;887343]man i havent seen optimized gif dude in forever~
[/INDENT] hell yeah, i was cleaning out my pictures (how the **** it got to 4GB i will never know) and found a folder with every worthwhile OGD edit out there
Why is that quote box slightly less wide than normal?
I am terrified.
Now that you mention it...
[INDENT][quote="DARKNESS ADVANCED"]HOW DOES HE DO IT OH MY ***
[/INDENT]get out of my head charles
It's called [indent]
I wonder what other exciting tags are waiting to be discovered...
pretty sad how I didn't know that after all my time on the site. or I did and forgot. yeah the 2nd one.
I never even knew about it in the first place! And uh, someone mind telling me what the fuck the "strikethru" tag on here is? I've tried [/s] and [/strike] and neither of thEM WORK PLEASE HELP
Pretty sure that one doesn't exist, since I remember being really sad about it in the past.
I mostly remember things I was really sad about...
hm, I remember it USED to be around. Think it was lost with the vb upgrade.
all was lost...
It's too bad, since that presents the opportunity for tons of jokes about what you might've been typing, but then decided to cross it out and type something else.
Maybe we could ask Jesse about it. Seems like too small of a thing for him to care about refusing us, and he generally likes to keep the board equipped with useful things.
just tell him he can use it to make fun of wackohater. he'll love it then.
wackohater is cool STRIKETHROUGH wackohater is gay
:D :D :D :D :D :D