Ban netman




Posted by Proto Man

For flagrant misjudgment in his application of the new thread function, wanton abuse of posting powers, and being an arse.

Oh and for not being the REAL netman.




Posted by Tyler Durden

Shut up Break Man..




Posted by Xero

Netman's going to lunch.




Posted by Klarth

newsflash

the previous netman thinks you're a tool, too




Posted by Proto Man


Quoting Xero: Netman's going to lunch.



That's fine... cause I'm going to supper.



Posted by Poco

hey protoman had sex with any cats lately.




Posted by Proto Man


Quoting Poco: hey protoman had sex with any cats lately.


nah man I'm a virgin

EDIT: Oh and for all intents and purposes, this thread isn't serious. I'm not trying to get anyone banned. This is just satire.



Posted by Xero

funny stuff




Posted by junior senior

so how was the cat sex




Posted by WillisGreeny

A pussy's a pussy. I'm sure it was unbelievably great.




Posted by junior senior

oh im glad you enjoyed it




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

it would be funny if I banned you for this thread




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

like proto man would care, he has to take a year out from VGC to study for PE class




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

wouldn't matter. would be funny for me




Posted by mis0

PE, as in physical education..? So he is a retard!




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Yeah, don't you remember? He posted in BS saying he was taking time out from the internet to study because he had PE and Health this year.




Posted by mis0

That's just pathetic. I'd probably kill myself if I couldn't manage to complete a phys ed course and use an internet forum at the same time.




Posted by junior senior

lol i remember in 4th grade we ****ed off our gym teacher to the very end of her patience that she had left, and somebody raised their hand and asid "what's phys ed" and she said "physical education" in the *****iest manor ever lol




Posted by WillisGreeny

I remember having a gym teacher who tried too hard. It was pathetic.




Posted by O.T.L

I had a gym teacher that liked to wear the smallest shorts ever made.

This was elementary school.




Posted by Shade


Quoting Proto Man:

EDIT: Oh and for all intents and purposes, this thread isn't serious. I'm not trying to get anyone banned. This is just satire.


way to commit, buddy.



Posted by junior senior

lol i hate my gym teacher; she moved up from the middle school and we play games like "star wars" and shes a lesbian, a butch one




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

my gym teacher used to pick on me. it was pretty awesome. and then he'd allow fights because "boys need to work this out on their own" so at least once a week there'd be some huge fight in the change room or in the middle of the gym. Made it worth it.




Posted by Xero

None of my gym teachers were really fun. :(




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

in my last year at high school i got put in the physically incapable nerd class and we played ping pong and golf and all the other good sports with a 59 year old PE teacher who loved quoting forrest gump and telling us about his golden years as the stone-skimming champion of aberdeen

only year i loved PE




Posted by Shade

My teacher marks everybody down if they don't run a 6-minute mile. Good times.




Posted by Iris

Old gym teacher was preggers and really calm.

No, it wasn't a lamaze class...




Posted by WillisGreeny

My best gym teach was a 50 something year old Vietnam vet who just didn't give a ****. If he noticed everyone wasn't trying he'd tell us all to sit down and listen to one of his many encounters with heroin. The moral usually was "pot should be plenty". Anyway, he retired my soph year, but his legacy lived on through an e-mail he had sent on his last day to all of the school district faculty over how the school adminstration was ****ing up the city's public edcuation. Great man.




Posted by Stalolin

did we ban netman yet




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: stone-skimming champion


Holy ****. That's awesome.



Posted by mis0


Quoting Stalolin: did we ban netman yet

let's just promote him to a position of power where he can delete all of the complaints people have about him. that's the same thing as there being no problem whatsoever!



Posted by Klarth

only good thing about my hellish high school was that PE stopped being a compulsory subject halfway through the gcse year (age 15-16). from then on it was offered as an optional, technical sports science-orientated thing. dumbed down as ****, too. only person i know of in my year who did it was some cockgoblin who dropped out of school initially to go to a golf academy in california. i want to punch his spoiled little rich-kid nuts back into his abdomen.




Posted by Klarth

i should be a super mod. **** you all. iris, speedfreak and i are the only people with sound judgement left here.




Posted by Klarth

and linkman too i guess maybe.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

PE was optional after grade 9. Then it was called Super Fit. And right after the year I graduated PE became mandatory for all years. Dodged a ****ing bullet right there.




Posted by Klarth

oh **** i forgot vamp was a super mod

do you do anything




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

**** knows




Posted by Klarth

can i take your place




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

k




Posted by Klarth

srsly




Posted by Jesse Smith


Quoting netman: iris, speedfreak and i are the only people with sound judgement left here.


er, we don't need any more Super Mods. Not when we got da King of Sound Judgement here. He's da wacko admin!!!! :D:D:D:D:D



Posted by Klarth

i hate you




Posted by Jesse Smith

Heck, WackoHater also has sound judgement and would make a great Super Moderator!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D




Posted by WillisGreeny

How's my judgment?




Posted by Jesse Smith

Who...are...you???!!!! :D




Posted by WillisGreeny

I'm the pervert.




Posted by Tyler Durden

I want my name changed back to DownTheSun..

Unless everyone whose opinion I like, will in turn agree to like the name "Dr. Acula"?




Posted by Iris

Still years behind, I see.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

super mod right here

i mean iris hates this place, why does she still have power? mugabe of VGC




Posted by mis0

Think about it: what would it be like to change one of Exo's posts to FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK today, but not be able to do so tomorrow? That's why you hold onto the mod position.




Posted by Roger Smith


Quoting Tyler Durden: I want my name changed back to DownTheSun..

Unless everyone whose opinion I like, will in turn agree to like the name "Dr. Acula"?


Judge Fudge, to compete with Judge.



Posted by Tyler Durden

But Roger, I hate the Judge..

Why don't I just go with "Wayne Smith"?

I mean, both are Johns..




Posted by Roger Smith

Well, your so damn delicious I thought Judge Fudge would fit.

**** you then. Oh, and no more smiths. 2 is quite enough.




Posted by Shade

Why is your grammar always so atrocious?




Posted by Roger Smith

To upset little piss-ants like you.




Posted by Shade

*pissant




Posted by Xero

*pissANT




Posted by junior senior

i got a new toothbrush yesterday it smells like rubber




Posted by mis0

it's probably made out of recycled condoms.




Posted by WillisGreeny

How else can you get a touch of love in every brush?




Posted by Roger Smith

Wiiiiiiillis.....




Posted by WillisGreeny

*giggle*




Posted by Xero

*teehee*




Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=mis0;888855]it's probably made out of recycled condoms.


Or recycled dildos?