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"I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans. " - Zach Braff on the holidays.
"I have to admit, I fapped when i first heard about it." - Zach Braff on the Jon Benet Ramsey murder case
http://www.zachbraffquotes.com/
I'm going to lunch.
- zach braff [scrubs ep.0230: my lunch]
""I didn't forget about the people that made me famous, you know? I still remember them and all and they did a lot for me. It's just that they don't have very much money so they, like, aren't that important to me anymore." - on fans.
"I'm grown [COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]ss man and grown [COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]ss men can do whatever they want, got it?" - Zach Braff on child pornography
LOL. surprised I missed that one. The child porn and Hitler related ones are mai favorites~
Haha, wow. It's hard to tell if he just cracks incredibly crude jokes all the time (wouldn't be surprising since he sounds like a huge /b/tard) or if he really is a huge sleazeball. But it's entertaining either way.
EDIT - Oh, I just noticed the disclaimer. Are they all just fakes? I don't know if it's implying that they are just to avoid a lawsuit or if it all really is false.
I wouldn't be surprised if they were all fake. I mean, "I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog" - Zach Braff on the plight of African-Americans"?
Well, even if some are true, no doubt many are fakes.
"I never understood all the hype until I got one of my own." - Zach Braff on slavery
"Rosa Parks didn't call shotgun." - Zach Braff on civil rights
EDIT - "One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I'm a doctor on TV. I'm also a real doctor. But I'm also Zack Braff, so I kicked him in the groin." - Zach Braff
"I never go easy on kids when I play board games. The sooner they learn what the consequence of entering a competition is, the better. If they win, I punch them in the face like any adult." - Zach Braff on board games.
I lol'd.
They're user-submitted, so they're all fake even if he'd be likely to say something like that. Pretty sure I read that on the site.
"Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me" - Zach Braff on Heath Ledger.