Here we have a lazy excerpt from IRC, and my thoughts.
[21:32] Krelian: Okay, that was odd.
[21:31] Krelian: So a ten-year-old girl comes up to out front door, saying she thinks some guy's following her, and asks if she can use the phone to call her parents.
[21:31] Krelian: Housemate answered the door, said "okay, uhhh gimme a sec" and came and asked me what I thought
[21:31] Benjamin: DO NOT LET HER IN SHE IS A DEMON
[21:31] Krelian: We don't have a landline, and considering this was nine at night, it was a bit odd for a little girl to be wandering around alone
[21:32] Benjamin: DO NOT LET HER IN SHE IS A DEMON
[21:32] Krelian: SO
[21:32] Krelian: She offered to walk her home, as she lives like a block and a half away.
[21:32] Krelian: Slipped scissors into my pocket just in case (lol paranoia) and headed out
[21:33] Krelian: Walked up to where she lives, staying on the main roads all the time to be safe
[21:34] Krelian: Made small talk, housemate dropped the fact that our other housemate's back home just in case (this is a lie)
[21:34] Krelian: I mean, ****, she could have been scoping us out for her manipulative parents or something, right?
[21:34] Benjamin: or she could have been a demon
[21:34] Krelian: Anyway, little scrot vanished into her front door without so much as a thank-you or a goodbye
[21:34] Krelian: So we called the cops and told them the gist of what happened
[21:35] Krelian: Now I'm concerned about the safety of my ****
[21:36] Krelian: The woman who we got on 999 was all like "wtf was a ten year old doing out alone"
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As I've said: paranoia, yeah, but I have heard of kids being used for **** like this by nefarious parents, and once upon a time my area was a council estate (it isn't particularly rough now, though). I think I shall hide my laptop under my mattress or somewhere else clever while I'm out the next few days, just in case. Or leave my ancient, dead, broken-beyond-repair Vaio on my desk as a decoy. She did ask what our jobs were, and I made it clear that I (currently) sit on my *** in the house all day, and will wind up (hopefully) on the graveyard shift at Sainsbury's, so I'm hoping we properly established that someone's always in.
Fake edit: Actually, my other housemate just arrived in and said that the girl's been round here before, so she's clearly being cajoled by her family. I'm going to check the house number tomorrow and call the rozzers myself (and kindly ask them to take it as an anonymous tip).
**** I hate children. Demon children doubly so.
hunny, go check if the new neighbors are rapists or not. try to be back in an hour!
dude, if she asked what your jobs were
this is major dodgy
well, you remember where she lives, right? if your **** gets jacked, send the cops straight over to their place.
As I said, gonna call them anyway. The fact that the same girl's been round twice should be enough for them to share my suspicion...
Probably won't actually call them tomorrow though, lest the family make a connection and I wind up shanked by vindictive chav scum parents.
That is a little odd. I would likely react the same way you do. Usually we don't lock our doors, but whenever something strange happens (car going back and forth infront of our house) I usually lock up every night for a week. And when I got into a car accident and gave all my info away I locked up my house for a good while. Can never be too safe!
sure you can!
its called paranoia
might have been looking for a landline number so they could see you on caller ID and call to see if anyone's home before going in and taking your ****.
they do it 'round these parts on occasion.
Would suck for someone to try that on us. My family never answers the phone.
Haha, same here. In fact, it probably looks like nobody's home almost all the time since we hardly keep lights on and ****. Actually, nvm, we do have like a car for ever family member out front so I guess it'd be pretty obvious.
Still, uh, I think you'll be okay seeing as you saw the foul play at this point and know how to play it safe.
Just have sex with the little b[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]tch and make her learn that crossing you is worse than disobeying her parents.
Better yet, send her flying in parcel fer the judge.
OK, update...
Landlord came round to do some stuff this morning, and I told him about her. She's actually been round a few times while he was still living here; seems she moved into the area six weeks or so ago and doesn't know anyone and has a bit of a ****ty home life, so she'd come to the house to hang around and chat.
Maybe not so devious, then, but simply lonely. ****, I feel kind of bad now. Half-minded to call CPS or the equivalent thereof; I know the address now.
That's both sad and pathetic. Also, kinda dangerous! More than a few men would take advantage of an opportunity like that.
rape, i think
yeah, pretty sure the answer is rape
Joke went straight over your head.
ditto. I AM NORMAL.
lol @ edit
i dun get it
Invader Zim, screwing with the voice modulator while on the phone?
Zim (progressively getting deeper): Hello? H-h-Hello. Hello. Yes, this is Zim. I am normal.
the only people i know that liked that show were morons in highschool that thought it was cool to talk about how they all had crippling mental disorders and bawww my life is so hard etc. needless to say they were all trendfaggot hot-topic fapping cumchuggin morons.
so i guess you could say i never felt the need to watch that show.
this man knows where it's at.
suddenly things got really ANTi-conformist. that's only wall number one guys. three more to go.
Yeah, sorry guys, I'm gonna have to disagree with you on principle. I can dig disliking something that other people like, UNLESS other people already dislike it for that reason. I'm gonna have to like it because you dislike it, now. *******s
WAFFLES! XD DOOOOOOOOOM O____o oh man this is so witty
i think doom is a pretty cool guy. eh battles demons and doesn't afraid of anything.
you know, parodies of randum XD humor are bordering on the levels of irritation the original concept touted back back in 05
[COLOR=Silver]nah who am i kidding
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lol i guess thats why they call this place random XD
gonna delete that later
Go ahead. I died a little on the inside typing it anyway.
gonna delete that later
**** you.
gonna de-eat you later
:)
It's awesome because that's what they're called!
So what's the deal with the little girl now? Has she been back around since before?
does she shoot bees out of here mouth when she barks?