you choose the BAAAAAAAAAAW




Posted by Lord of Spam

So, right now I have two choices of chicks to pursue that actually interest me.

CHOICE THE FIRST.

Girl Ive known for some time now (9th grade, bout 6 years now or so). Cool girl, lots of **** in common, little bit thin for my tastes physically, but not bad. Smart, funny, fun to hang around. BUT, hates pretty much everything I find fun (alcohol, parties with friends, risky ****, etc). Basically would be like being in a relationship with a wet blanket. Also, very flexible.

CHOICE THE SECOND.

Girl Ive known for 2 weeks. I know little about her except that shes batshit fucking loco and likes star wars. Shes cuter physically, but I dont really know what she'e be like in a relationship. All the guys I know that knew her say shes too crazy to date. BUT, I tend to like weirder girls, so who knows. We get along so far in class, and I've detected some light flirting, but not 100% sure the interest is reciprocal (call it 75%).

So, which should I lean towards, 100% meh (first girl) or maybe ****WIN/maybe BAWWWWWWW(second girl)?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

second girl. People say opposites attract, but that **** never lasts. You can't stay together if you're too different, so it's a waste of time with the first chick. Second chick may end up being a faggot *****, but you won't know until you try. Wait two more weeks or a month and then hit that ****. By that time you should know if she's a y or n




Posted by Lord of Spam

yeah, thats what i was leaning towards. but the first one is so easy. so little effort, and im so very lazy:(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

go out with her for the next month, **** around a bit and dump her when you know the other chick is viable. WIN WIN




Posted by Lord of Spam

OH, ****, almost forgot. first chick is in another state, so obvious difficulty there. second chick is in my class, so technically I'm not allowed to date her.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

technicalities are for pussies. distance, however, is too much effort.

second chick confirmed.




Posted by Linkman

I personally would choose the first girl, if she weren't in another state.

But for you, second girl.




Posted by mis0

what you really need to find is a girl who shares your interests. I'm sure e-harmony can hook you up with a woman who knows her doodads!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

the second girl is in his class, sounds like she knows doodads




Posted by Ant

there needs to be three choices. otherwise I refuse to vote.




Posted by The Judge

You could pick the first girl and actually settle down into a serious relationship which you use to kickstart the foundation for a good, sensible adult life.

Ha, what am I saying? Go with the nutso one.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: You could pick the first girl and actually settle down into a serious relationship which you use to kickstart the foundation for a good, sensible adult life.


They'd split up, whether a month down the road or five years. They don't mix, so there's no point. Might as well dick around with someone more wild and who likes the **** you do.



Posted by mis0


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: the second girl is in his class, sounds like she knows doodads

not those doodads silly!



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

her nether doodads? not enough girls know about their own doodads, sadly.




Posted by mis0

it was just a dumb joke, actually.

srs: LoS likes a lot of man and nerd stuff, it's a hard combination to get in a girl. If he's gonna be happy that's what he should look for, though. he never really specified what he's trying to get out of the relationship, but "crazy" isn't good in the long term. My last relationship was that way, and it didn't end well because beyond the initial excitement that someone like that can cause, it was actually stressful to deal with the instability.

On the other hand, dating old friends usually doesn't work well either, especially when you don't have much in common. And it usually ruins the friendship in the end.




Posted by cool gamer dad

girl 1 sounds like the type you'd settle down with.

you're way too young for that!




Posted by Slade

****ing **** in ***'s ****hole pick the second one ****** **** ****er


I mean *******.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

SHE LIKES STAR WARS AND IS CRAZY AND DRINKS ALCOHOL

this could be your one chance in life to get someone to dress as slave leia for you bro




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting The X: SHE LIKES STAR WARS AND IS CRAZY AND DRINKS ALCOHOL

this could be your one chance in life to get someone to dress as slave leia for you bro


CASE FU[size=6]CKING CLOSED[/size]



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

most women will dress up in anything if you treat them well enough. Except for girl number 1. Sounds like a prude.




Posted by #061402

It's the prude ones you want. Get on her good side and you're in for the ride of your life.

Go for the second one. If things come to a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWing end, first chick will maybe comfort you and you'll have another shot with her in the future. Win-win situation.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You gotta break prudes, and that's too much work. By the time you work your way up to a "normal" girl you could already be doing ****ed up **** with said normal girl.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

too much work

therefore girl 2




Posted by #061402

Too much work? You lazy bas-yeah you're right. :( Haven't gotten very far in two years, myself. Oh well. It'd better be worth it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

unfortunately it's not like porn where suddenly the girl will get addicted to sex and just go crazy.




Posted by #061402

Oh, I have a pretty good feeling about this one. Unless they've been religiously raised, prude ones most often just keep it as a facade, but once they have their Mr. Right, your life is complete.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

raised in strict religious family = most likely to do crazy ****.

I'd know, I went to catholic school all my life!




Posted by #061402

Well, yeah that's true. Depends on the person I guess. I got one friend who thinks it's a near-sin to hug before marriage.

"There are three ways to get things done, do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it." Can't remember who said it though.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Well, yeah that's true. Depends on the person I guess. I got one friend who thinks it's a near-sin to hug before marriage.


I'm talking about girls that don't necessarily believe in all of that ****, but have had to live under it their whole life.



Posted by #061402

Thereof the "Depends on the person." :D




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

catholic dude with catholic girlfriend testifying to the word of the lord vampiro v empire over here




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

IN BEFORE SPEEDFREAK AND XVAMP




Posted by Ant

you're lucky he doesn't venture off into this scary place.




Posted by ExoXile

Just got the most awesome picture of VGC as a map in my head.

But I will not share it with you as it is too much work.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

c'mon man, draw it

you're a cool guy, we'll like it




Posted by ExoXile

I was going to draw it for myself, but it has already faded from my memory.

And it was a masterpiece. :(




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

well f************************************ck u then




Posted by ExoXile

Can tell you the path to DA was rough.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

darkness advanced = australia (chilled isolated place)
black sun = new zealand (wannabe australia)
general gaming chat = the middle east (obvious)
wacko u = united states (stupidity abound presided over by an insane wackjob. occasionally produces something worthwhile)

the rest of the boards are too unremarkable




Posted by ExoXile

They all chill in africa.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: darkness advanced = australia (chilled isolated place)


Quoted post: wacko u = united states (stupidity abound presided over by an insane wackjob. occasionally produces something worthwhile)


Nah, dude. Australia used to essentially be a prison continent. That's fits wacko u perfectly.