Happy birthday to netman/Klarth!




Posted by Corrupt

It's already well into the 18th over in the UK, that's all that matters. Happy birthday, bud. I hope your day treats you well, and seeing as you've hit the magic number 18 now, I don't see any reason for you not to have a grand ****ing time. Enjoy thyself. :D




Posted by Shade

happy birthday man, have fun. not that you need to be eighteen to do anything you already do anyway!




Posted by O.T.L

Happy birthday dude. :)




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

thought he was already 18. HUH!

hbd, dude




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Welcome to adulthood!




Posted by mis0

hbd you little oik




Posted by WillisGreeny

happeh birthdeh.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

another 03 veteran turns 18!

now you can get like soooo wasssteddd without needing an adult!




Posted by Ant

HAPPY BRITISH BIRTHDAY




Posted by Slade

happy birthday fatty


sometime after you wake up tomorrow afternoon you should recount your adventures to us in a very textual way.




Posted by Linko_16

Happy Birthday Klaaaaaaaarth.




Posted by Klarth

Thanks, guys. <3

Now to throw together something resembling fun!




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

also, as an 18 year old with 6 months experience being 18

the excitement of alcohol wears off roughly 48 hours into your coming of age and i haven't actually bought an 18-rated DVD yet




Posted by Klarth

The excitement of alcohol wore off for me when I was twelve.

I'm just looking forward to the novelty of buying it with a real ID.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=netman;884269]I'm just looking forward to the novelty of buying it with a real ID.yeah, that's what i meant




Posted by ExoXile

I only had to show my ID once, and it wasn't even cool.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

who buys porn? even when I turned eighteen I was like "oh yeah, computers"




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

porn? huh?




Posted by WillisGreeny

Amazing that it's such a profitable business when there's so many easy ways to get it for free.

18 gets you access to porn...here...legally...ish.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

stupid people over 30 or so still pay for porn, plus porn sites still get massive pageviews and ****




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: porn? huh?


I assume by 18-rated you mean porn.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

nah, 18 is the UK equivalent of an NC-17




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

oh, basically porn then

with story




Posted by ExoXile

Porn's 15 or 16 over here.
Sex isn't looked upon as devilworshipry over here.




Posted by Lord of Spam

you just turned 18?

hahaha oh wow




Posted by ExoXile

Oh and happy birthday Jack!
If I did not say so already.




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Lord of Spam: you just turned 18?

hahaha oh wow


how ****ing old did you think I was



Posted by Crazy K

I'm late, happy birthday anyways.




Posted by Xero

Late as well. Happy birthday.

And you're only 18? I don't know why, but I thought you were like 22 or 23 for some reason...




Posted by Klarth

Odd, because I'm sure I don't act it!




Posted by junior senior

happy late birthday jacky, you and the gay boy in my class have the same birthday!!!! he wore a tiara yesterday




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Happy belated birthday, love!