so you're in the library, right, and you're reading an awesome book (you know, a paper thing held together inside a cover, with words written on it. you guys might not have heard of them). let's say it's the kama sutra or some ****
well, along comes this black guy, who's all like I'M BLACK AND I READ TOO and READING IS MAD FAT and ^_____^ BOOKS ARE SO FLY
and then ten of his friends come in and pull the same **** and distract you from position #38
well, you don't want this do you
so in between cries of I'M BLACK AND I READ IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DEAL W/ IT NUGGA you ask the other guys in the library if they want this going down and they're all like "WE NEED ALL THE ACTIVITY IN HERE WE CAN GET"
and you're like "why, it's not like we're making a profit"
and they're totally all like "YEAH BUT IT'S REALLY QUIET IN HERE OTHERWISE"
and you don't get where they're going with this and then they castrate you for trying to keep things smooth
this has been an internet analogy on the internet brought to you by netman
LOL, you just did something to p[COLOR="Silver"]i[/COLOR]ss em off or they simply don't like you.
in the grim dark future of 1984, pointing out logical fallacies will lead to those in power throwing hissy fits, stomping their feet and telling you to stop being so mean
so you're new to bartending, right? you just got a job off campus working in a nice, full service restaurant, so you can help pay for college because your parents stopped loving you
of course though, there's a ton of other people working there, about 12 different cooks scheduled throughout the week, about 20 different people on the wait staff, and 5 hosts. of course, there's also 4 other bartenders, all of which have worked at the restaurant for 3-8 years
well, first day of training to be a bartender, you make your drinks and **** and get through the day with around $80 in tips. you made pretty well and the customers loved you
however, the other bartenders don't like you at all. it's because you're not as competent as them yet and you don't perform as quickly and accurately
because of this, they harass you and force you to leave because they don't want new bartenders invading their group of competent, long-term bartenders.
3 years later, those bartenders are all gone and have found different jobs and the only person left to pick up shifts are a fat italian manager who can't tell the difference between dark and light rum
I didn't know you did bar work.
18 in two days and then I can pick that **** up myself right before all the students roll back into town. I make a mean mojito.
I've been cross-trained for 4 different things.
Variety is the spice of life!
Hm, so why're you banned klarthykin?
Cause internet is serious business.
Ouch.
No, really, why was he banned? :/
Cause Jack don't like "^___~, O___O, >____>, O___o, ^__________________^."
http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=31937
I wouldn't've banned him, but Iris decided to. Though it was only for a day...
[quote=Roger Smith]Cuz he ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA, FIGHT THE POWA'D
Oh, wow... is that a... gurren lagann reference???
Edit: Only for a day? Good.
Shut up Roger.
-Solrok
true that
Solrok for mod of Wacko 09
who banned u
I did.
junior senior for wacko university valedictorian
Nah, how about Junior Senior for VGC spammer 08 instead.
no
hey junior senior let's date