Too good to be a ****ing Gem.




Posted by Linkman

Majoracle: haha, yeah. Love your barrets
Linko Sixteen: barrets?
Linko Sixteen: berets*?





I meant what I said.




Posted by Linko_16

****ing yes.




Posted by Lord of Spam

i both lol'd and came




Posted by #061402


Quoting Lord of Spam: i both lol'd and came

[Spoiler]**** yeah[/spoiler]



Posted by mis0

oh *** linko's expression is perfect




Posted by Linko_16

I just got weirded-out seeing my real-life self referred to as "Linko."




Posted by Linko_16

Nooniens00ng (4:26:12 PM): so where can i get my very on barret?
Linko Sixteen (4:26:42 PM): no where
Linko Sixteen (4:26:44 PM): it's one of a kind
Nooniens00ng (4:27:05 PM): fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Nooniens00ng (4:27:06 PM): uck

Nooniens00ng (4:41:31 PM): seriously though, i want a barret
Nooniens00ng (4:41:47 PM): i want an angry black man to sit on my head and blame all of society's ills on pizza
Linko Sixteen (4:42:00 PM): you might have trouble hailing a cab
Nooniens00ng (4:42:24 PM): nah, i think it;ll help me get a cab driven by a black guy if anything
Nooniens00ng (4:42:34 PM): which means ill never be far from fried chicken and grape drink
Nooniens00ng (4:42:36 PM): which i love
Linko Sixteen (4:42:51 PM): rats, you've figured out my secret
Linko Sixteen (4:42:55 PM): just keep it under your hat
Nooniens00ng (4:43:20 PM): or, my barret, as it were
Linko Sixteen (4:43:45 PM): haha, right




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: oh *** linko's expression is perfect


definitely the part that made me laugh. well played, stinkman



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

now to shoop cloud hair, tifa tits and SEPHIROTH KATANA onto him




Posted by Ant

it's a masamune you RETARD




Posted by Lord of Spam

same thing




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

1)F[COLOR="White"]U[/COLOR]CK
2)YOU




Posted by Lord of Spam

1)o
2)k




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

1)BE MY
2)VALENTINE




Posted by Lord of Spam

no, fag




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

:[




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Ant;881342]it's a masamune you RETARDmasamune was the name of a katana blacksmith

you FAG




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: :[


nah jk baby, i'd never miss a chance to make a mess on your face



Posted by #061402


Quoting The X: masamune was the name of a katana blacksmith

you FAG


Indeed. Funny how so few people seem to realize this.. He made Tachi-style swords, if I remember correctly. Or was it ōdachi?



Posted by Ant


Quoting The X: masamune was the name of a katana blacksmith

you FAG


and the sword.



Posted by ExoXile

We're hardly talking about the real world here, durrhurrh.




Posted by Lord of Spam

SHUT UP FF7 WAS BASED ON A TRUE STORY >.<




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: nah jk baby, i'd never miss a chance to make a mess on your face


of*



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Ant;881579]and the sword.ITS A MASAMUNE KATANA

THATS NOT THE NAME HGFJSHRGJHRSJGJ FINAL FANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASY




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

glorious nippon~ :3




Posted by #061402


Quoting The X: ITS A MASAMUNE KATANA

THATS NOT THE NAME HGFJSHRGJHRSJGJ FINAL FANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASY


Actually, when I think about it, I think they might actually call the sword "Masamune" when they find the president dead. As incorrect as it may be.. c'mon, seriously, it's Final Fantasy. The series that somehow managed to make fangirls think all men should look like wimminz.



Posted by ExoXile

Not to mention it mad our childhood superb.
All of a sudden it's cool to hate FFVII, but I've stayed with it since I was in 5th grade.
And I'm not moving. [IMG]http://vgchat.com/images/icons/icon8.gif[/IMG]

Just cause you peoples opinions change cause someone on the internet thinks it's uncool.

FFVII is ****ing awesome. ;_;




Posted by #061402

Was awesome back when we were kids. Now I wouldn't bother with it if Cid wasn't in it. Only noteworthy character in the entire game.




Posted by ExoXile

FALL UNDER THE PEER PRESSURE, WOOOOO




Posted by #061402

You've seriously misjudged me if you think I fall for peer pressure.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

long and short of it is, FFVII did not age well and is only cool when you are VII years old




Posted by Lord of Spam

i hate to say it, but barret was probably my fav character out of 7. he was just so **** retarded, and his garbled profanity only made him better




Posted by Linko_16

Most if not all characters were pretty likeable to me. I can't think of one off the top of my head that got on my nerves. Except maybe Cloud, that fag.

Tifa is still ****ing hawt.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

only final fantasy girl i would ****

even if meant sticking my dick in the controller port




Posted by mis0


Quoting The X: only final fantasy girl i would ****

even if meant sticking my dick in the controller port

What's stopping you? Do it and post that **** on youtube



Posted by ExoXile

Psh, Tifa's got nothing on neither Aeris nor Yuffie.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

I wish I could punch you.




Posted by ExoXile

Feel free to do so.




Posted by Shade

Aeris I might agree with




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

are we talking about ninja gaiden?




Posted by Ant

BIG BOOBIES




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

oh okay, we are.




Posted by Linko_16

I'd hit all three of them. At the same time.

Eleven times.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

know what was a great part of ninja gaiden? when you beat the ninja staircase and get to see that fiend chick all naked and nippleless, soaked in blood

that's when i decided it was my GOTY




Posted by Lord of Spam

more like, you wish they'd hit you

aeris is the clear choice. tifa is too OMFG HEY LOOKAT MY TITX0RS LOLROFL!!1! and yuffie was just annoying as ****, not to mention 12. aeris was a tad bland, but not a caricature.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: know what was a great part of ninja gaiden? when you beat the ninja staircase and get to see that fiend chick all naked and nippleless, soaked in blood


Oh yeah, forgot about that bit. It was like "HOLY **** 1,000 NINJAS COULD THIS GET ANY BETTER? OH FUUUUUUUUUUCK NAKED DEMONS"

still gotta beat it



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

boss rush sucks but at least the final battle is easy




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Lord of Spam: tifa is too OMFG HEY LOOKAT MY TITX0RS LOLROFL!!1! and yuffie was just annoying as ****, not to mention 12.


You know not the ways of the animu.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

aeris was pretty ugly, no tits and stupid hair
yuffie is just a kid man, thats wrong




Posted by #061402

I'll have to say I'd go with Aeris. I like the shy kind. For some reason I get the feeling that (older) Yuffie would be the kind to drug people and then steal one of their kidneys, or something like that.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[IMG]http://webpages.charter.net/reunionvii/images/Aeris/HallwayAerisFront.jpg[/IMG]

numbers... im come... get u




Posted by #061402

OH *** NO!




Posted by Ant

she wants your nuts so bad man.




Posted by #061402

Well, she looks decent to the background, so it can't be all that bad. Except for the blackness/emptiness that is behind that layer of skin/clothes, of course.




Posted by Ant

she has her arms wide open for you. and that's the way they'll stay. FOREVER




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

WHAT ABOUT ASHE

[IMG]http://www.ashelia.com/Ashe_aka_Ashelia_Princess.jpg[/IMG]

mmm yeah pick that nose *****




Posted by Ant

****, yes. her smaller rack makes her look more innocent and attainable.

really should beat that game.




Posted by ExoXile

She looks just like S-E's males.
****en ugly.




Posted by #061402

Never got into that game. I try to stay the **** away from games where you can't discern the men from the women.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=ExoXile;882456]She looks just like S-E's males.
****en ugly.
[IMG]http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/4017/riverkv9.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by #061402

Hey, sweet! That place is awesome in the winters.

Addendum: X, why the hell do YOU have pictures of Heather?




Posted by ExoXile

Yeah X, it's a girl that I kidn of loved.
She isn't CG, she was pretty and ****ing good in bed.

Go **** on someone who cares.




Posted by Linkman

Pretty harsh for him calling a girl that doesn't exist ugly.




Posted by Lord of Spam

tad too far

im not BAAAAAAW-ing here or anything, i still lol'd pretty hard... but ouch.




Posted by #061402

Wait, what?




Posted by ExoXile

I think stinkman is making a mockery out of me for calling the FF-chick ugly.
And MM is somehow halfly on my side saying X went a bit low, albeit still laughing.




Posted by #061402

Haha, oh wow. Sure, pixels can be arranged in a way so that they create the illusion of beauty, but it's still just an illusion, lads.




Posted by Iris

My girlfriend is prettier than yours, I'm cooler.




Posted by #061402

Yeah, you wish she were!




Posted by ExoXile

That's hawt.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

compared to making sniper suicide jokes this **** is small-time for THE X




Posted by #061402

Suicide jokes are always fun.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

see?

if anything, fuuuuckmonster should be laughing along with us about that whore




Posted by ExoXile

No, see.
Only dead fish float along with the stream.

I can go along with that she's a coward, maybe even idiotic.
But she didn't do anything except breaking up with me, and ruining my heart for a little while.

I'd never take her back, but I do occasionally miss her.

Nevertheless, you can trashtalk her all you like, it's not my problem, nor do I take offense.
I have no obligation to protect her anymore, hurh.




Posted by ExoXile

I am left scratching my head after posts, jeez.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

jeez, take a joke buddy




Posted by ExoXile

Realized taking it in a bit far, hence the head-scratching part.
Anyway.

OCTONOCULARS, **** YEAH




Posted by Linkman

Except I wasn't mocking you. I meant The X getting upset by you calling an FF chick ugly enough to go so far.




Posted by ExoXile

Oh, alright then. :)
Lub wo stinkman. :-*




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

what can i say

anyone dissing my waifu ashe is gonna get dicked sideways




Posted by Ant

lol




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/1221271568525.jpg[/IMG]

tales of vesperia > final fantasy




Posted by cool gamer dad

i think i'm getting off on the artsy brush strokes more ;3




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

we have found your fetish. finally.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting The X: WHAT ABOUT ASHE

[IMG]http://www.ashelia.com/Ashe_aka_Ashelia_Princess.jpg[/IMG]

mmm yeah pick that nose *****


I never noticed before how cool those boots are. Too bad all that cool armor goes to waste when the rest of your body is barely covered in anything at all.

The one I'd hit from the FFXII cast would be Penelo, or at least the shaplier, more grown-up version you see in hentai. Ashe never appealed to me and Fran is just a freak who got on my nerves.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i dont dig penelo's hair




Posted by Ant

yeah she'd be last on my list of ffxii character I'd **** list.

vann is my bishi.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i wanna ram the bunny chick alllll niiiiiight loooooong




Posted by #061402

You need girlfriends.




Posted by Iris

Rita x Estelle 4lyfe.

Way more romantic than Yuri x Estelle.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

At least you're finally not playing a faggot male in an rpg. Almost refreshing.




Posted by Iris

i have to... kill? waaaah

Really, I like the whole cast, even Karol. Yuri's actually got a pair, Judith's definitely got a pair, Estelle and Rita are cute lesbian bffs, and Raven can successfully pull off being a pervert without it getting obnoxious.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Karol annoyed the **** out of me for the first ten minutes. But he eventually became all right once you left Hallure. Which is surprising, because kid characters always suck and usually remain that way.

He's still not in my main party though.




Posted by Iris

I always use Judith. So much fun to play as. I rotate everyone else around, aside from Karol and Repede who aren't allowed to fight. :(




Posted by #061402

What game are you talking about?




Posted by Iris

Tales of Vesperia.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Haven't got Judith yet. Only got past that Guttso boss or whatever his name was, then I got sidetracked with other games. So right now I have Yuri, Rita, Estelle and Repede in my party.




Posted by Iris

Judith is all aerial. She's great at isolating enemies and kicking the **** out of them high off the ground.

Also, she's pretty harsh when you first get her, which is good in its own way. It'll be a little while though.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Well Rita was pretty much a ***** at first too, so it's all good.




Posted by Zeta


Quoting Iris: I always use Judith. So much fun to play as. I rotate everyone else around, aside from Karol and Repede who aren't allowed to fight. :(


Why the **** would you NOT use the pipe-smoking dog?



Posted by Iris

I don't want all that barking distracting me during honorable battle, **** that.




Posted by Ant

suddenly this thread sucks. but not as much as the tales games.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Why the **** would you NOT use the pipe-smoking dog?


cause he's a dink



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

420 smoke weed every day

[SIZE=7]PICTURE OF THE DOG[/SIZE]

vesperia represent




Posted by #061402

NO LINKING FROM THIS HOST




Posted by Slade

Whoa, he edited that at 4:21 AM my time. SOOOOO CLOOOOOOOOOSE




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I like how they go out of their way to say the dog doesn't actually smoke. Would've been cooler if he did.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

bubble pipe




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

pipe that does absolutely nothing. not even bubbles




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Wait, so does the dog just say in game, 'ruff ruff i am a non smoker woof hoof' or what?




Posted by Iris

thankfully, dog doesn't really speak. I think the protagonist says it when some one asks about the pipe.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It's in the manual too. Some memento from a previous owner that the dog holds on to.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

pfffft, manual

who reads those things




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I do. It's a ritual.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

used to read them when i was a kid and i was so excited about games that the car journey home would take foreeeeveeeerrrr




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Man, yeah. I remember those days. Or when you'd buy a game and your mom would be like "k, now we gotta go buy some groceries" and you were just like NOOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

oh hahaha man, that exact thing used to happen to me all the time

going up to my mom with perfect dark 64, keeping my thumb over the huge 18+ sticker, those were the days




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Good thing my mom never cared about that ****. Playing Doom when I was eight.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I was usually allowed them, but she'd be all like 'i need to watch you play it first'.

good thing perfect dark started off with you walking around a nice mansion




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

shoulda started with boobz and gunz




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

DUKE NUKEM 3D




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: pipe that does absolutely nothing. not even bubbles


****ing heresy



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

When I was a young lad I'd smoke a bubble pipe and wear a cape all day.




Posted by Lord of Spam

bubbles is fine. just do something

buffet