Darkness Advanced: The X's new blog




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

threads started by the x on page 1: 13
threads with THE X in the title on page 1: 1

I'm the new lord emperor of this blog




Posted by Ant

it's cool, makes up for the slack on the rest of our parts in making new threads.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

ARGH SHUT UP NINTENDO RULES




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i... i'm sorry ant

your post were just so... annoying




Posted by Lord of Spam

take a quick peek at who made the current iterations of all the classic DA threads.

Hows that humble pie taste?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

lord of spam did

*** rest his soul




Posted by Ant

doesn't count




Posted by Lord of Spam

rip
1986-2007




Posted by #061402

I'm just gonna go ahead and vote for Linko as Lord Emperor.

"There is only the Emperor, and he is our shield and protector."




Posted by Lord of Spam

linko can never be emperor. He'd make some gayass mandate where every chick has to get a dick attached. **** that ****.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

the x is a mod here? WHOA




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

how do you think i did fuuuuck edits




Posted by Ant

vamp sure can be a big dummy sometimes




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

haha, oh yeah.




Posted by Zeta

I completely forgot about FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.




Posted by The Judge

I'm still the spiritual lord of this place.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

shhh




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Lord of Spam: linko can never be emperor. He'd make some gayass mandate where every chick has to get a dick attached. **** that ****.


I'll attach a dick to you one of these days.



Posted by Lord of Spam

sweet, then i can dp chicks by myself




Posted by Linkman

I refuse to bow to THE X.

So I wont, I'll just enjoy my seat in greater power and overturn him whenever I see fit. I trust Vamp and Linko will do the same.




Posted by Linko_16

Perhaps our power is what The X was after all along...




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

X FOR SUPER MOD

Y/N




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i'd be a good super mod, man

on this site every day




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

If I can get modded you sure as hell can lol




Posted by Ant

let's see. of all the active mods who vote and ****(all five of them) you'd probably win.




Posted by Linkman

Yeah, it'd pretty much be unanimous. VGC is on a downward spiral anyway.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Iris and Speedfreak would never let him in, and they're 2 of the 5.


Oh, wait. That's still 3 against 2. SOMEONE MAKE A THREAD




Posted by Lord of Spam

soon da will completely take over vgc

MWAHAHAHAHA




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

remember when that's what everyone was afraid of? That massive thread that pointed the finger at us as VGC's downfall?

good times.




Posted by Shade

and it turns out there was a bit of truth to it after all




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Not really. Which is the point.




Posted by Shade

i said a bit

which is true. not like "OH SHI- DA GTFO YOU'RE RUINING LIFE"




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

EXPLAIN




Posted by Zeta

TIME TO PRUNE DA AGAIN LOL




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

90% of VGC's active posters are in here anyway, **** i wouldnt even come here if there was no DA




Posted by Lord of Spam

da: the cancer you cant live without!




Posted by Slade

like the kind of cancer that suppresses violent and self-destructive urges by forming a growth around that area of the brain




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

we were once the cancer that stimulated those violent and self-destructive urges.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

da is the cancer

speedfreak is the poorly-implemented chemotherapy




Posted by Linkman

No, Jesse is the cancer that kills VGC.

DA is just the festering swarm of maggots ready to consume the soon to be lifeless corpse.




Posted by Stalolin

jesse doesn't kill anything

he just suppresses it

watch

hyper will come back and hack this **** up someday




Posted by Linko_16

The sad thing is that Jesse is actually what keeps this place alive. Any opportunity to create a flux of noobs or create drama, he'll take it, and all the **** hits the fan, which is annoying but inevitably creates more long-term community activity on VGC.




Posted by Zeta

I dunno, I think out of the million and five Kingdom Hearts fags VGC got swarmed by, only Arc stayed.




Posted by Ant

Nexi stayed for awhile.

and let us not forget kairi. so easy to troll




Posted by Linko_16

Not just new members, though, but a renewed interest and loyalty to the forum by oldies, too.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

We need a big publicity stunt. BIG.




Posted by Alastor


Quoting Ant: and let us not forget kairi. so easy to troll


Wasn't she the mod back when we flooded the KH board so hard the entire thing got locked?

That was fun. All the KHfags were all "KAIRI PLZ DELETE THERE POST" and she's all "I CAN ONLY DELETE ONE AT A TIME GRRR *LOCKS THREAD*"



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: DA is just the festering swarm of maggots ready to consume the soon to be lifeless corpse.


We're already feasting on the blackening flesh of VGC.



Posted by Arcadios

:kirby:




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

should rename the site darkness advanced and have vgc as a blog




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Someone add up all the posts in VGC. DA has almost 80,000. Let's see how they compare.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

we're huge man, lets get started on a DA merchandise line

GET YOUR FUUUUUUCK TSHIRT AND 'THIS IS GETTIN CREEPY' PLACEMAT TODAY




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

fuuuuuck isn't ours. We can't use it.

Cats have eyes, what?!, this is getting creepy, etc




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

sniper memorial plate




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

sniper perched upon a cloud with a bbq in his sights.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

or perched upon a cloud of black bbq smoke




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

man, you should work for a tshirt company.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

lolin for super mod 07 tshirt would sell 1000000s




Posted by Linko_16

The official Gak Splat strap-on.

Looks and feels like a real dick for all your futanari desires.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

except you can mold it and stretch it and it comes in this ****ing awesome black container and smells terrible.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

auction off the ACTUAL BOWL SLADE WAS CAUGHT WITH for charity




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

200 DOLLARS




Posted by Linko_16

Vamp wigs.

Fifty bucks a pop.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

more like a full vamp dress up kit with clip-on piercings and ****




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I bet cancer patients pay a lot more for them than that.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

clip-on piercings? lol i guess you got ninja'd




Posted by Linko_16

Fivehead hats.

Like Goofy hats from Disneyland, but with a Fivehead.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: clip-on piercings? lol i guess you got ninja'd


hair. donate hair for cancer patients.



Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Linko_16: Fivehead hats.

Like Goofy hats from Disneyland, but with a Fivehead.



shaved my head recently. makes my forehead look smaller, but then again it could also be said that it looks like my forhead took over the rest of my scalp.

so im either like a 4.5 head or a 6head



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

post pix




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

LoS memorial plates too




Posted by Slade

I would so buy a lolin for super mod tee.


Quoting The X: LoS memorial plates too

10 different drunken ramblings about marijuana etched on plate! collect them all!!!

SOON TO COME: matt miller plates with 10 different, slightly more negative, drunken ramblings about marijuana


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YOU SUCK BIRD[/center]


ON A SHIRT



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

things I'd buy:

YOU SUCK BIRD shirt

slade bowl

sniper tshirt

lolin shirt

worth every penny.




Posted by Corrupt

how about a t-shirt showcasing the wonders of grim and glam

Hell, just get the entire comic that I edited and print it on a shirt.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

would love to have my breakfast from a slade bowl




Posted by Ant

don't let your parents get catch you though.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE...

IT'S JUST.... JUST FROSTIES, MOM!




Posted by Lord of Spam

the only thing i would eat from a slade bowl would be... a salade.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I would put potpourri in it and then put it in the bathroom.