yeah, so I've been offline for a few days cause I was involved in a pretty sweet car accident and ****ed up my leg pretty bad. I was in the passenger seat of my van when he ****ing slammed really hard into some immigrants car. Picture
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/P8303840.jpg[/IMG]
it actually doesn't look that bad and I was the only one that got hurt, but it totaled the van I was in. And I only got hurt by a metal shard being driven through the passenger seat leg area from the engine compartment and cutting my leg up pretty ****ing bad. Huge gash from just above my ankle to the top of my knee, but hey, could've been worse all things considered. Kinda sucks that I was the only one hurt though and the kids in the car that we hit weren't even injured, but what are you gonna do.
But yeah, no car anymore and we're not sure what the immigrant guy is doing. We tried to call the police but he told us not to, so we assume he doesn't have insurance. Hopefully anyways. SOON FIND OUT.
get him deported
and then post pictures of your leg
Yeah, I was hoping the dude who took the pictures (witness who just happened to have a professional camera) would get some pictures of our van and my leg, but he only took a handful of pictures of the immigrants car and then hauled off once he learned we weren't calling the cops.
Which is a good thing, all things considered. No pictures of our van means the immigrant can't prove **** if worse comes to worst.
Probably an illegal who wants to forget the whole thing. Only accident I ever got into was a guy hitting the side of my car at like 15mph while I was reversing out of a space. He was all like 'yeah here's
That's what I'm hoping. If he doesn't file a report or call insurance then we're just going to tell him to **** off and pay for his own repairs. Plus, it doesn't even look that bad in terms of damage. Just over 1,000 bucks I'd say.
Unlike the van I was in that had over 4,000 dollars in damages. Piece of ****ing ****. Good riddance.
leg pics
So I'm guessing it's just over now, legally? I don't quite know how that works, since my entire family's been in like, 3 accidents EVER. And none of them involved other cars. just hills and bears and stuff
My dad represents a lot of people in car accident disputes and usually the whole battle is more costly than just repairing your **** car and getting over it.
**** insurance, new road policy should just be giving money to people you **** up
people would drive more carefully that way
the x has spoken
My cousin's a cop so we called him once we got home. He has seven days to file a report and it happened on Saturday. He figures the guy is an illegal immigrant, so he told us if the immigrant calls and doesn't have insurance to call him so he can fine him ($5,000 for no insurance) and get him maybe deported. lol
Sucks about the crash. Kill the immigrants and your friend as pennance.
Yeah, I'm gonna **** up my buddy pretty good once I can actually walk around without looking like a faggot. Only time I've ever let him drive my van before and this is what happens...
this is why you dont give roadhead
DUR HUR HUR HUR
as far as the car you hit goes, $1000 is probably right if there isn't any structural damage. A bumper cover will be about $300, the paint will be about $300, new bumper and foam inserts probably $200-300, and labor will likely be $50-75 per hour.
Sucks about your car and definitely your leg. The kind of accident you were involved in, even at low speeds, channels in incredible amount of energy through a small amount of the chassis. If you had an old school van, it's not surprising you got hurt a bit. Hopefully you'll get something better? Heal up soon, buddy.
We were actually going pretty ****ing fast. Way over the speed limit and my van has no treads on the tire and some of the most unresponsive breaks you'll ever use. So how that car came away with so little damage I have no clue.
And yeah, the van is from 1997 and was already falling apart. So I wasn't too surprised at seeing a piece of metal jutting through the interior.
Yeah, the shop we took it to was pretty impressed by the amount of damage the van took. Everything under the hood was more or less crushed or splintered apart. lol chrysler
But yeah, makes sense why the immigrants car didn't take too much damage now that you put it that way. I guess I just always expected a van to detroy a car if it ever hit anything. Not the other way around.
cry more you big ****ing crybaby faggot
jeez matt miller are you drunk AGAIN?
matt miller can't post in da anymore
Oddly enough, I saw a car accident on the way home (car got totaled) at about THE EXACT SAME TIME you first posted this.
Anyway, **** sucks. Heal up soon and kick his ***.
i am the new exo:(
yeah car accidents are pretty cool
I got in a car accident almost 3 weeks ago.
***** hit me from behind at a red light.
Got a brand new bumper and frame adjustment out of the whole deal.
The grim lords of darkness have protected our Vamp to crash another day.
Hurray!
dan said:
ah man, should have swiped your leg and rubbed the gushing blood all over your face
CJ said:
hahahaha
came out of the car yelling "OH **** HOLY **** OH **** OH **** HELP"
dan said:
LOL
getting in another accident to do this.
That would've been f[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cking hilarious. Seriously. Lol'd just thinking about it.
What kind of van was it anyways?
1997 Chrysler Town and Country.
Voted the worst vehicle of that year.
Only car accident I can remember being involved in was nearly a decade ago when I was on my way to the final little league baseball game of the season, when our little '90 white Toyota Tercel was rear-ended by some rubbernecking piece of shit. Perhaps he was admiring the stunning scenery surrounding the grossly polluted San Diego Bay, but either way we made sure to give him an earful. I think I remember mom getting pretty severe whiplash and my grandma's favorite hat flying out the window and probably getting crushed by one of the other cars. It's funny because ol' granny didn't really pay attention to my mom being hospitalized, and was *****ing the whole time about how she'd never see her hat again. Good times.
But yeah man, hope that leg heals up soon, and I'm glad you came out of it alive. Take some pictures too, will ya?
THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU, CORRUPT
HOW DARE YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE TO RUPTY, YOU WHORE
[quote]Oh my, I was worried very much about your well being! But I'm quite relieved to have found out that you are still alive and well. Peace be with you, friend.
ant is so cute
You can have your car re-sprayed at some ****hole like Maaco for $300. For a professional body shop to precisely match the existing paint color, spray the part, possibly blend with surrounding panels, clearcoat, etc, it costs a lot. Not saying it's not a ripoff, but there is a fair amount of work to it. And to truly make it look like "it never happened", it gets costly.
I'd say it's only worth it if you really a) care, or b) your car is new/in overall good condition. If you've got a car that's more like a beater, or you don't really care about it and it gets damage that needs to be repaired, go to the salvage lot and pick up the stuff you need for a few bux and bolt it on. Nothing is classier than mismatched paint/tint/interior parts.
paint is for chumps anyways. My dead van's roof was 80% rust and 20% chipped paint. It was impossible to lose it in a parking lot and for that reason it was badass.
Oh, so the guy hasn't called yet. Illegal/no insurance confirmed?
both
good ol' lax borders.
he was probably a terrorist or something
call the mounties
...So the Mounties are busy I see...
Mounties are pretty embarrassing. America has these badass FBI agents in suits and we have dicks in red riding horses that do ****all save for cracking down on grow-opps.
...THOSE *******S
BIG PICTURE
♥
oh yeah, those guys. Mounties are a bit better than them.
Though they're carrying assault rifles...
so, any developments?
get that ****ing illegal a 4-star wanted rating nigga
Nope. Dude missed his chance to get police involved and has until saturday to get insurance involved. So I think we're good. My cousin is getting us to wait until next week to get a car, and then once we do he'll likely charge the guy for not having insurance.
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;881266]My cousin
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;881266]illegal immigrant
GRAND THEFT AUTO ST CATHARINES
except the cousin's the cop
or IS HE
fffffffffffffffffffffff
was playing GTAIV last night, *** **** the text message car missions take an eternity.
still a great game though, gonna buy up that DLC
Yeah, I still need to do those. I got bored of grabbing the car, going back to my house and sleeping and repeating the process. It should just send a new message to you right away.
Also, best thing to do in this game:
- get 1 star wanted rating
- drive out onto a bridge while keeping the cops on you
- stand on the edge of the bridge
- wait for cops to do the GET YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD routine
- break out at last second and dive into river
2nd best thing is going online and trolling the airplane escort mission:
- nominate yourself as chopper pilot
- say you're attempting a speed run for the achievement
- load everyone on
- take them on a pleasANT helicopter tour of liberty city
hahahaha
I've yet to go online, want to beat the game first. I'm at 50%, so not quite sure how much there is left.
I played it for maybe half an hour, then I got bored with it. Haven't touched it since.
I don't understand why people got bored with it. It was ****ing awesome for a story driven game. It sucked as a GTA game, but as a game it was great.
I found the driving handled really, really well once you got it down.
I think people expected an over-the-top game where you can do anything you want at any time with any gun and they didn't get that. In a way, the achievements actually limited the fun of the game for most people because cheats deactivated them. I think that's why people lost their interest.
That, and having people call you all the time.
the cheats thing didn't bother me. since it's only 2 of them as far as I knew?
and the calling thing can be annoying, but that's how it is in real life too lol
and shut up numbers
cheats dont disable achievements unless they're specifically related to an achievement. been using the annihilator spawner to do car thefts and still got the achievement.
online sucks balls unless you make a tiny map and play with your buddies
Wait, what? There are cheats for the game? Ohshi-
Man, Goldeneye with cheats. Good times, good times...
also, the driving is waaaay better in IV. only people who dont like it are underage fags who've never driven a car
I liked the driving part actually. I pretty much just went cruising about when I played it. And went bowling with some chick?
i know you're just a stupid baby
taking a comet up star junction is hella fun
tokyo drift mother****er
BAAAWWW I CANT GET AUTO ACHIEVEMENTS
fag
im matt miller i didnt read the thread but i think i know whats going on
back in the day we'd pay sixty bucks for some ****ty copy-paste platformer where you couldnt even get past the fourth level because it was so poorly designed and difficult
count you fags lucky
*** will someone shut his *** up.
oh boo ****ing hoo i paid 80 bucks for it too and it was money well spent mah cazzin
80 american?
yeah, games are
what a rip.
expensive games are the price to pay for free abortions and nose jobs
are you a mommy yet?
****, dont know
According to mainstream Republican logic, that would mean everyone is aborting fetuses all through high school with little to no remorse.
[quote=Iron Koala;882495]According to mainstream Republican logic, that would mean everyone is aborting fetuses all through high school with little to no remorse.i can honestly say that at this point, i wouldnt feel much regret choosing to abort. would be hecka more relieved about not having a kid spinning my life around than remorseful
maybe 4 - 5 years from now i'll feel different
shut up exo 2
lol
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
what did i say
oh yeah i remember
[quote=The X;882733]shut up exo 2
JUDGEMENT OF X REPLACES WITH FUUUUUUUUUUCK
**** you with something hard and sandpapery.
ALL HAIL LORD X, EDITOR OF FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Didn't you make a poll on what word other than fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck to edit into my posts, X?
that was when i was spoiled for choice
no more exo means you're the fuuuuck fill-in
this topic is about CJ's leg
man i hope it;s alright
i'm freaking out man he hasn't given us the results.
get a new car yet?
I BET HE DIED IN A HORRIBLE CANADIAN COMMUNIST HOSPITOL
Oh yeah, and we never got pics. /r/ leg gash pics
maybe work some tits in there somehow
next album cover could be your gashed leg with some hardcore slutty chick throwing up the shocker next to it
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;882622]and why people feel bad about abortions I'll never know. I'd feel worse knowing I brought a kid into the world when I'm not financially or mentally ready to raise one.
You know what I think it is? Pro life people just want those who do pre-marital sex to be punished for what they had to suffer marriage for. That's all. It's not hard to see how a congnitive dissonent person would rechannel their emotion of jelousy to being injustice for hypothetical people.
you know, that's not a bad theory, i will remember it if i have to tackle pro-life protesters at the clinic
thanks, willis!
So wait, I'm not even up to date with the modern abortion. What're they gonna do? Will it be kinda hot? Will you want to tape it and fap to it later?
and how's your gf gonna feel? only girl I know who got one ended up breaking up with her 25 yr old mexican boyfriend (she was 17)
Well we won't actually know if she's pregnant until tonight. Right now it looks like it might just be a late period induced by her going out to the US and Mexico for 2 weeks. If she is pregnant, the baby can only be a couple weeks old. Based on what I've read, she'll get some sodium injected into her stomach and the baby will be flushed out within a couple of hours when she goes to pee. We'll be booking one ASAP because abortions closer to the 24-week cut off sound horrific as hell. The one around 20 weeks and over is basically a live operation where you see it being lifted out of your uterus, which would undoubtedly **** you up.
She was actually the one who suggested it (she's from a hardcore catholic family, I figured she would want to keep it and didn't say anything), and seems to be okay with it. Same as what Vamp said, she'd rather just put an end to a tiny blob of cells than **** up some poor kid's life for 18 years.
actually yeah i probably will fap to it
Hey
You're movin' in on my turf there buddy.
cool
I mean mmmmm sodium flush + ****ing out my baby SO ****ING HOT
i came all over my breakfast sammich
seriously, during sex the x should just say "aww yeah piss out my baby MMMM"
you've now entered the ****ed up zone. soon to come, awkward silence.
You people are sick and twisted. [spoiler]I think I like it.[/spoiler]
*cough*
that actually sounds like a speedy bebop opinion
or a bebopinion
heh
GUNS? GUNS ALWAYS MAKE A GAME SUCK.
I SHOULD KNOW, I'VE PLAYED FPS GAMES FROM FIVE YEARS AGO. THEY'RE ALL THE SAME
what a guy
2d top-down shooters and pacman games with new maps are the highlights of this generation
**** innovation, **** art games, **** rehashes... speedfreak has spoken.
you go suck a dick. Play the game more before you start crying.
I see you are unfamiliar with the phrase "Boys don't cry." :-D
I see you are unfamiliar with the other definitions of cry besides to shed tears.
Indeed I am, good sir.
I am a faggot.