whats your msn name, faggot?
purvis 425 @ hotmail . com
in b4 the x
well ****, i just updated the msn client since i hadnt used it in about a year, and apparently the ass**** im stealing wireless from has a firewall setting thats blocking
****FAIL
**** this, im going for a smoke and some whiskey
a smoke or a whole pack?
WHOLE PACK just 4
smokers are jokers.
funny, that popped into my head earlier today
but i swear to *** ill kill anyone who flushes my sin sticks down to hell
speaking of smokes, what kind are those in your signature?
they look a bit like that fancy new camel crush that's out
camel no. 9 menthe
they are lovely
nom nom menthol nom nom
**** now i want a pack of smokes
no you don't.
[quote=Shade;879065]no you don't.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO MAN
ONLY THE NICOTINE CAN
*cough* YEAH GUYS I'M COOL *coughcough*
hey guys i tell people how to live, am i cool yet?
never said smoking made you cool, im well aware its not cool. then again im past the point in my life where i care about cool :*
lets make this thread serious
The internet is always serious. You can tell because I use proper grammar and spelling, as well as proper capitalization.
Everyone is serious on the internet because LoS uses proper grammar? Hmm.
I have tried smoking so many times and never been able to derive pleasure from it for some reason. I'm a pretty big faggot, no doubt.
nah
i mean, you are a giant faggot, but not because you dont smoke
My friends lit up some cigars while we were Salt River tubing a few weeks ago.
Me: "Oh boy, now it smells like my grandma's house!"
Friend: "Your grandma must be a pretty cool lady."
Me: "She's dead."
if you don't smoke you're not cool
Is it that simple? What if a guy smoked virginia slims? I'm guessing that'd probably qualify as "gay", not cool.
any kind of smokes. Instantly cool.
Really..?
A friend of mine picked up smoking, and then decided to have a go at some unfiltered cigarettes one day at the university. It looked painful, not cool.
cigarettes are cruise control for win?
unfiltered is about as cool as you can get
*handrolled
Cuban cigars*
jesus*
Filter? Wrapped? Just light the **** in your hand and cover your face.
...i just got the mental image of a man smearing burning tobacco on his face. And i laughed.
unfiltered's are pretty baller
virginia slims are for vaginas
vaginas are pretty cool
Smoking is for faggots.
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snus]True men snus.[/url]
EXOXILE POSTING IN DA ALERT
Posted in daytime a couple of days ago.
Glad you're the first one to notice, X, ya miss me?:)
no
numbers is an adequate replacement
Knew I saved that for a reason.
hell yeah
the exo we love is back, kopparbergs for everyone
Man, thx Judge.
That looks pretty cool.
And makes up for my apathy.
CRUEL WORLD!
stop being a baby
Whenever did I drink kopparbergs?
It's a Swedish cider I tried at the weekend. Tastes like regular apple juice.
then you're doing it wrong
whoa whoa hey there mr no-alcohol, dont tell me what i can't drink
I hear this is awesome alcoholic cider: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strongbow_Cider
Yeah, that's pretty much synonymous with 'cider' in the UK. Strong as hell but hecka nice tasting. I would quite happily drink cider as a refreshment.
but nawwww i gotta sit with my little glass of whisky, growin a mustache
cider is for faggots anyways
beer is bottom tier
cider is low tier
cocktails are middle tier
whisky is high tier
melon sours are top tier
all low tier
Beer is for men.
Nothing is better than a fine beer after a hard day's work in the sun.
Nothing.
Also, kopparb
beer is for faggots, it tastes like ****
beer is for faggots who want to feel like men when they're not.
it's like queer-bashing in liquid form
this thread is getting PRETTY GAY
you
you're part of the problem
I'm the solution
Beer's the temporary solution.
beer is what i drink if i just want something to go with a meal that consists mostly of meat.
if im drinking just to enjoy a nice alcoholic beverage, rum ftw
if im drinking to get fuxx0r'd, whiskey is my poison
I take whatever my parents have in the fridge. Hardcore, I know.
massively seconding whiskey.
oh *** ice cold crown royal. gives me chills just thinking about it.
crown royal tastes like rancid goat cock
jameson is where its at
..brrrrroooooooooooooooow
there's no e in whisky you fags
*chugs some famous grouse*
AL YOU MIN E UM
V-IT AH MINS
NUCK YOOOO LER
certainly there is some bull**** rule that explains the pronunciation?
yeah
being british
Never touched the stuff.
I wouldn't touch the british either. Except for Emma Watson
Meh, she's French.
HOT CHOCOLATE'S WHERE IT'S AT
Actually, I was just thinking how it's funny that mr. the x can be like "yeah sittin at home sippin whiskey" while in my case if there's ever a hint of alcohol in this house I lose:
a) not having to pay rent
b) living on an awesome tract of land
c) tuition for at least the next two quarters of collAge
d) any chance of having my parents pay for my **** ever again
I mean... lol!
*that chick from PotC
you know the one
NOT WHISKEY
WHISKY
whiskers
whiskers meow
It's accurate BECAUSE it rhymes.
vamp is gay hip hip hooray
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Slade still paid to get laid.
iron koala is a straight balla
Oh snap.
all this rhyming is really making me despise my lack of cleverness
Shade rhymes not, for he is, Shade.
Terrible English plagues his posts in this Heather-less life through which he coasts
But his internet friends are blessed with luck as the judgement of X replaces with FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
...i cry'd
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[quote=Shade;881885]inappropriate comma usage.
dude shut up you make grammatical mistakes everywhere
I was going to do a rhyme but after that I don't know if I should even try.
DO WHAT YOUR HEART TELLS YOU
My heart tells me to quit.
okay don't do that.
[quote=Linko_16;881911][COLOR=indigo]My heart tells me to quit.[/COLOR]
whoa hey, firsthand experience here, don't do that
Too late.
Doing it.
MIGHTY JUDGMENT OF X
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS ONNNNNNNN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll hurl
*** bless you, wayne's world
Ugh, I never shoulva kom back.
My enklis is two illeterite for teh suprume and elitois DA.
I MEAN, ***, WTF.
DA is an unforgiving, elitist bully. Hell, even I have realized that.
exo you've been posting in DA forever
how do you not get this
Guess having a life has made my internet analytic abilities slow.
I kinda realized I only post like, 1 to 2 posts a day, if at all.
Oh well then, carry on.
carry on? **** you, only faggots that get to say that **** to me are officers, and even then im thinking about ****ing their daughters
do you have a duaghteR?
No worries MM, I did not adress you.
Awfully proper speech. Butthurt, mayhaps?
Nah, I guessed I'd join in with the rest of the elitist ****s.
Sounds like a plan, good sir. Now where is my monocle?
Trinoculars are superior and you know as much.
[IMG]http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/08/sam_fisher.jpg[/IMG]
trinoculars, eh?
quadnoculars: for getting those hard to reach light waves.
Edit: Fukken' ninja'd.
Pretty cool.
Although octonoculars would be ****ing awesome.
man i loooove sam fisher
gonna be pretty bummed when i have to play as his bum version rather than super slick black spandex and emerald trinoculars
anyone noticed that exo does the same thing every few months? Gets all frustrated and leaves, comes back and complains/doesn't get jokes, then joins in like he never left then repeats the process?
Make up your mind.
For the longest time my opinion of him has been that he's still COOL underneath, and that as soon as he learns to let it go he'll be a valuable member of the team again.
But it's repeated so much lately, with almost no instances of him being COOL that it's like... **** it, man, he sucks now. :( I STILL BELIEVE IN YOU EXO