Xx Scott (10:18:55 PM): You're grumpy today >:o
Xx Scott (10:19:02 PM): bad day?
Shin Rawr (10:19:12 PM): No, not really.
Shin Rawr (10:19:16 PM): I'm not grumpy:-(
Xx Scott (10:19:24 PM): you so are
Shin Rawr (10:19:48 PM): SO NOT *GOES INTO ASTERIK RAGE****
Xx Scott (10:19:58 PM): WUT************
Xx Scott (10:20:03 PM): **** ** ** * **
Xx Scott (10:20:38 PM): thats it
Xx Scott (10:20:45 PM): i'm taking your viking hat
Shin Rawr (10:21:06 PM): NO
Shin Rawr (10:21:14 PM): *CRACKS HAMMER ON YOUR HEAD*
Shin Rawr (10:21:27 PM): Don't make me summon Lv.3 Odin with my materia pls:-(
Xx Scott (10:21:45 PM): but, you've tapped all your land for the Hammer of Thor :-\
Xx Scott (10:21:49 PM): you cant this turn :-(
Shin Rawr (10:22:05 PM): Well crap
Shin Rawr (10:22:29 PM): It's k, I have a card face down
Shin Rawr (10:22:33 PM): WHAT WILL IT BE THOUGH?
Xx Scott (10:22:37 PM): thats ok
Shin Rawr (10:22:40 PM): BETTER BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS!!!!!!!1
Xx Scott (10:22:52 PM): tap my land, play wrath of g0d
Xx Scott (10:23:00 PM): all creatures gone :-(
Shin Rawr (10:23:16 PM): sry my face down card was a creature with counter:-(
Xx Scott (10:23:26 PM): FINE, >:o
Shin Rawr (10:23:28 PM): And you tapped too many mana
Shin Rawr (10:23:31 PM): MANA BURN
Xx Scott (10:23:32 PM): stupid white deck :'(
Shin Rawr (10:23:32 PM): HAHAHAHA
Shin Rawr (10:23:41 PM): blue pwns thnx
Xx Scott (10:23:49 PM): tap 3 swamps >:o
Xx Scott (10:23:54 PM): get the flying dude with 2/3
Xx Scott (10:24:00 PM): do damage nuke a card from hand kthnx
Shin Rawr (10:24:27 PM): Oh no it was a black magician!!!!!
Shin Rawr (10:24:32 PM): omfg though!
Xx Scott (10:24:35 PM): im talking magic >:o
Xx Scott (10:24:37 PM): not ygo
Shin Rawr (10:24:47 PM): THAT BACK FROM THE GRAVE YARD CARD THAT'S PLAYED EVERY GAME
Shin Rawr (10:24:53 PM): Too bad
Shin Rawr (10:24:58 PM): Now he's in play
Xx Scott (10:25:02 PM): ok, i'm gonna summon pikachu then
Xx Scott (10:25:08 PM): since we're blending card games
Shin Rawr (10:25:28 PM): with the other two black *insert magical names* and so my black magician gets TWENTYTHOUSAND bonus points:-(
Shin Rawr (10:25:32 PM): k fine
Shin Rawr (10:25:37 PM): POKEBALL!!!
Shin Rawr (10:25:39 PM): CAPTURED:-(
Xx Scott (10:25:41 PM): Nope
Xx Scott (10:25:44 PM): i got 21q
Xx Scott (10:25:45 PM): 21*
Xx Scott (10:25:47 PM): black jack
Shin Rawr (10:25:54 PM): I summon Knights of the Round
Shin Rawr (10:26:09 PM): sry I had to get a gold chocobo to do it
Xx Scott (10:26:30 PM): nope. sorry
Xx Scott (10:26:44 PM): you can't
Shin Rawr (10:26:46 PM): PREPARE TO DUEL!
Xx Scott (10:26:51 PM): Too late!
Xx Scott (10:26:55 PM): i hit you with the calvinball!
Shin Rawr (10:27:00 PM): PREPARE TO CONTINUE DUELING THEN>:o
Xx Scott (10:27:01 PM): the score is now 20 to Q
Shin Rawr (10:27:43 PM): Well I summon Q
Shin Rawr (10:27:45 PM): QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQq
Xx Scott (10:27:55 PM): and because i hit you with the calvinball, you have to recite the Gettysburg address in german piglatin. backwards
Shin Rawr (10:28:28 PM): FINE
Shin Rawr (10:28:38 PM): a;jdsfkljasdfklja ;kajdfkljfkljd;sklja kldfj;;kldjfkl;ja
Shin Rawr (10:28:43 PM): Uh oh!
Shin Rawr (10:28:50 PM): Turns out that was a chant to summon.....
Shin Rawr (10:28:52 PM): SIREN!
Xx Scott (10:28:54 PM): That isn't german piglatin!
Shin Rawr (10:28:59 PM): It ended with a>:o
Xx Scott (10:29:01 PM): that was a bunch of random keys on a keyboard!
Xx Scott (10:30:23 PM): Quote:
Originally Posted by Shin-Ra
The posts are related to the bands in the title. Even though it's mostly Dream Theater related, it's still valid. Sorry sweetheart. If you want the other bands to be discussed... why not start with posting about them?
oh we are soooo broken up :bowser:
Shin Rawr (10:30:57 PM): SRY
Shin Rawr (10:31:01 PM): It was my final attack
Xx Scott (10:31:25 PM): yeah, well, i called your bluff
Xx Scott (10:32:01 PM): and i have my Blue Eyes Karona The Fase Charmander on the field
Shin Rawr (10:32:19 PM): Oh man wtf:-(
Shin Rawr (10:32:43 PM): Well I'm going to Digivolve my dudes into Ultramega Black War Garmon:-(
Shin Rawr (10:32:51 PM): omfg I'm summoned onto the field8-)
Xx Scott (10:32:51 PM): osht
Xx Scott (10:33:11 PM): i'm gonna summon my girlfriend to the field.
Xx Scott (10:33:16 PM): insta-win
Xx Scott (10:33:29 PM): GGNoRe
Shin Rawr (10:33:39 PM): gg:-(
lol. good battle. :cool:
hah, the blackjack bit made me laugh the hardest.
Haha. MtG. Awesome.
Where's the "Go Fish!" at though? :(
Round two:
Xx Scott: man
Xx Scott: i love star wars
Shin Rawr: man
Shin Rawr: I don't really care for it
Xx Scott: wtf why?
Shin Rawr: It's silly
Xx Scott: so is black metal
Shin Rawr: Not as silly
Shin Rawr: There's lots of darkness, but no darkside.
Xx Scott: i'd rather have a ****ing awesome lightsaber than have vocals being all GRR 110% of the time
Shin Rawr: I'd rather sound like a beast than a retard talking through a distorted helmet microphone
Xx Scott: Lightsaber > anything black metal can produce
Shin Rawr: Lightsabers are silly
Shin Rawr: Give me Thor and Satan pls
Xx Scott: if you could have a real one
Xx Scott: they'd be omg awesome
Shin Rawr: Thor would stick kick your ***
Xx Scott: no way.
Shin Rawr: Totally. He has a badical hammer.
Xx Scott: Force + Lightsaber > Satan and Thor
Shin Rawr: No ****ing way
Xx Scott: Yes ****ing way
Shin Rawr: Well, Force = Mass times Acceleration (F = MA). Well, Satan is quite a large fellow and Thor IS a lightening *** much like Zeus. So, I have the ***s of mass and acceleration. Sorry, my force rules your force by definition.
Xx Scott: No way
Xx Scott: My Force > regular force
Shin Rawr: But my force is real
Xx Scott: Star Wars Force*
Shin Rawr: pff luke skywalker's a fag
Shin Rawr: I win
Xx Scott: I
Xx Scott: have Chewbacca
Xx Scott: oooo now what?
Xx Scott: Chewbacca > everything
Xx Scott: even lightsabers
Shin Rawr: I have Varg Vikernes
Xx Scott: Chewbacca > Varg
Xx Scott: Chewbacca > *
Shin Rawr: No. Varg rules all.
Shin Rawr: He's the biggest tit in history, you cannot defeat his tittery.
Shin Rawr: heh tittery
Xx Scott: im sorry. A 7 foot walking carpet that can roar and shoot guns at the same time is by far the most genius invention since sliced bread
Shin Rawr: lmao
Xx Scott: ggnore
Shin Rawr: A five foot guy who lived with his mother until he murdered a man and went to prison is CLEARLY more frightening than Chewy.
Xx Scott: you can't hug Varg
Xx Scott: you can hug Chewie
Shin Rawr: LMAO
Shin Rawr: Well
Shin Rawr: The screams uttered by Varg are more frightening than Chewie's yetti roar.
Shin Rawr: Varg = Demon, Chewie = a queefing yetti.
Xx Scott: But the simple fact that Chewie pretty much IS a Yetti makes him > *
Shin Rawr: But you forget
Shin Rawr: Yetti's are incredibly gay
Xx Scott: Nope
Xx Scott: Chewie is the king of all awesome
Shin Rawr: Did you see the clamation version of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer? The Bumble is clearly a representation of a Yetti and that thing was flaming.
Shin Rawr: Claymation*
Xx Scott: that wasn't a Yetti
Xx Scott: that was the abominable
Xx Scott: 'no-man*
Shin Rawr: Abominable Snowman = Yetti
Xx Scott: no way
Shin Rawr: Oh yes.
Xx Scott: Star Wars has real yetti
Xx Scott: they're on Hoth
Xx Scott: they're called WOMPAS!
Shin Rawr: I hate you so much right now
Xx Scott: lmfao!
Xx Scott: besides
Xx Scott: Chewbacca could do the world a favor and rip out Dani Filth's arms
Xx Scott: and not to mention, the Emperor is like the embodiment of all that is awesomely black metal
Xx Scott: evil old men casting spells and shooting lightning
Shin Rawr: CRADLE OF FILTH IS NOT BLACK METAL
Xx Scott: LMFAO
Shin Rawr: Oh yeah
Shin Rawr: Well we both have Emperors
Shin Rawr: Except mine's better
Xx Scott: My Emperor rules spaces
Xx Scott: space*
Xx Scott: your's just has to sit in fire
Shin Rawr: My Emperor rules the deepest pits of HELL
Xx Scott: Space > Fire
Shin Rawr: Hell has more space than space. Space hasn't been proven to be infinite while Hell and Heaven are both seen as infinite except in the Dawn of the Dead movie promotions.
Xx Scott: Hell sucks cuz if you're there, you're dead
Xx Scott: and you're in pain
Xx Scott: Space = awesome
Shin Rawr: Yes. You're dead, thus invincible. I rule you
Shin Rawr: Suck it dry *****!
Xx Scott: invincible, but not unvulnerable. Which is why satan would kick your *** every day for eternity. In Space, you get to fly around in awesome space ships and go to new worlds and have incredible sex with strangely-hot aliens
Shin Rawr: Alienality
Xx Scott: omg MORTAL KOMBAT
Xx Scott: !
Shin Rawr: You're a otherworldly
Shin Rawr: Close to furry I guess
Xx Scott: O_o
Shin Rawr: HAVING SEX WITH ALIENS
Xx Scott: dude, i dressed up in a cloak
Xx Scott: to go to the star wars premere
Xx Scott: it was awesome
Shin Rawr: ...
Shin Rawr: I have nothing else to say
Shin Rawr: just
Xx Scott: i still have my toy Lightsaber
Shin Rawr: lll
Xx Scott: LMFAO
Xx Scott: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Xx Scott: I WIN
Xx Scott: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Shin Rawr: Yeah, you went in a cloak to a Star Wars premire with a toy lightsaber and I'm the loser. k
Shin Rawr: Well, you have a toy lightsaber, it's comparable.
Xx Scott: i didn't bring the lightsaber
Shin Rawr: Mind reader
Xx Scott wants to directly connect.
Xx Scott is now directly connected.
Xx Scott: *posts picture of his stupid lightsaber*
Shin Rawr: I'm a very sad gar
Xx Scott: lmfao
Xx Scott: but it's ok
Xx Scott: *posts picture of him doing the \m/ sign* im still metal
Shin Rawr: Yeah, well so was Rob Halford
Shin Rawr: and he still turned out a flaming homosexual
Shin Rawr: I win.
Xx Scott: *insert picture of Captain Hook* Bad Form sir!
Shin Rawr: Dude. I've actually been saying that recently
Xx Scott: lol
Xx Scott: but i have whitney
Shin Rawr: I have Houston
Shin Rawr: Texas
Xx Scott: you lose
Xx Scott: Whitney > all
Shin Rawr: She's beaten me again.
Shin Rawr: **** that's two battles one because of her
Shin Rawr: won*
Xx Scott: damn
Shin Rawr: I NEED SLEEP!
That was long...
Jesus christ that was great.
I'm gonna have to take gar's side though =)
That was awsome, very funny,
[quote]Xx Scott: you can't hug Varg
Xx Scott: you can hug Chewie
Shin Rawr: LMAO
Shin Rawr: Well
Shin Rawr: The screams uttered by Varg are more frightening than Chewie's yetti roar.
Shin Rawr: Varg = Demon, Chewie = a queefing yetti.
Can you say, "Shin and Vox Chronicles"?
[quote]Xx Scott (10:32:51 PM): osht
Xx Scott (10:33:11 PM): i'm gonna summon my girlfriend to the field.
Xx Scott (10:33:16 PM): insta-win
Xx Scott (10:33:29 PM): GGNoRe
Shin Rawr (10:33:39 PM): gg:-(
That made me lollerskate.
This one's long omg :(
Shin Rawr: I just went outside
Shin Rawr: There's a kitten stuck in the motor of my step mom's car
Xx Scott: O_o
Xx Scott: what the?
Shin Rawr: The dog's scared it up there
Shin Rawr: We don't know if we got it out or not, but my step mom is on a fifteen minute drive to get some chicken
Shin Rawr: So I guess we'll find out
Xx Scott: LOL
Xx Scott: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY ****
Xx Scott: LMFAOLMFAOLAFMAPSMFL:AKHSGT"KAGH:ALSGWQEOPVSL:GZK:***ISHGSLD
Shin Rawr: What?
Xx Scott: That poor kitten
Shin Rawr: Yeah, it's ****ing great isn't it :cool:
Xx Scott: XD
Shin Rawr: It's a cute little bastard too
Xx Scott: :(
Shin Rawr: I'll take pictures if the engine gets too hot
Xx Scott: XD
Xx Scott: i'd love you
Shin Rawr: np:cool:
Xx Scott: Gar, we need to meet up
Xx Scott: and take pictures
Xx Scott: and be like "Stupid British People at VGC, take this"
Xx Scott: and do awesome things
Shin Rawr: **** yeah man
Shin Rawr: I'm good at doing stupid **** too!
Xx Scott: or be waving american flags
Shin Rawr: Both:cool:
Shin Rawr: WE should have vamp there too
Shin Rawr: He can hold a canadian flag
Xx Scott: Stupid **** with American flags?
Xx Scott: no
Xx Scott: make him hold an american one
Xx Scott: just for added funny
Shin Rawr: hahaha I agree!
Xx Scott: and i'd hold a Swedish flag
Xx Scott: for my gothenburg heart :-*
Shin Rawr: NORWAY!!!!!!!111111
Xx Scott: ok
Shin Rawr: Nah, an Irish flag would do nicely:cool:
Shin Rawr: Seriously, we should do some stupid **** one day
Xx Scott: i concur
Shin Rawr: I've always wanted to put on corpse paint, ride a ferris wheel, and look grim as ****
Xx Scott: YAY MY WINAMP GAVE ME EVERGREY'S THE MASTERPLAN ^_^
Xx Scott: We should go to the Spice Girls concert
Shin Rawr: YES!
Xx Scott: dressed as black metal heads
Shin Rawr: omg I'll be dressed normal:D
Xx Scott: and just headbang our heads off
Shin Rawr: Dude that'd be perfect!
Xx Scott: and start moshing
Shin Rawr: Seriously
Shin Rawr: HELL YES
Xx Scott: XDXDXD lmfaolmfao
Shin Rawr: Thus it is decided
Shin Rawr: I will wait and see the Spice Girls tour dates when they come out
Xx Scott: I'd be forced to go frontstage
Xx Scott: and just STARE
Xx Scott: to see if we can scare them
Xx Scott: just keep a straight face
Xx Scott: and just go :mad: at them
Xx Scott: holy ****
Xx Scott: what if
Xx Scott: they invited us on stage?
Xx Scott: holy ****, i'd so end up laughing my *** off on the way home
Shin Rawr: Necrokvlt Spice and Christianslaughterwithagoatpenis Spice
Xx Scott: dahahahaha
Shin Rawr: It would be great
Xx Scott: Can we have your autograph?
Xx Scott: "Sure! Who do we make it out to?"
Xx Scott: Conqueror Vlad and Destroyer Thor
Shin Rawr: HAHAHA
Shin Rawr: And send them our infernal hails, of course
Xx Scott: Just be like "HAIL ODIN!"
Xx Scott: \m/ :mad: \m/
Shin Rawr: And they'll be like
Shin Rawr: IF YOU WANNA BE LOVA YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS :mad:
Xx Scott: LShdglashdg;asdhga!!
Xx Scott: Gahahahahahaha i love it
Xx Scott: We need to cover that song
Xx Scott: make it all meloblack metal
Shin Rawr: Yes!
Shin Rawr: OH DEAR LORD YES!
Xx Scott: Can you imagine it?
Shin Rawr: I've been practicing my vocals lately too:cool:
Xx Scott: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIFFFFFFF YOU GRFFWAANNAAA BEE MIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE LOOOOVVVVAAAAHHHH!!!!
Shin Rawr: hahahaha
Shin Rawr: Give the obligitory black metal EWAHHHHH lugey dislodging sound at the end
Xx Scott: Of course
Shin Rawr: And we have a song!
Xx Scott: YES
Xx Scott: and just do some random guitarage in there
Shin Rawr: Yeah, and no melody
Shin Rawr: MELODY DOES NOT PLEASE GAR OF THE NORTH>:o
Xx Scott: ...but it has to be meloblack
Shin Rawr: NVM THEN8-)
Xx Scott: MELODY PLEASES COTT OF THE ...uhm...MIDDLE-EAST
Xx Scott: :(
Xx Scott: TAIF
Xx Scott: I go eat at TAIF
Xx Scott: It's great food 8-)
Xx Scott: Thank Allah It's Friday
Shin Rawr: ....
Shin Rawr: HAHAHAHAHA
Shin Rawr: LMAO
Xx Scott: I love this conversation. I would ebay with again.
Shin Rawr (8:44:39 PM): did I ever tell you the slogan of a guy I went to high school with?
Xx Scott (8:44:45 PM): no
Xx Scott (8:44:46 PM): do tell
Shin Rawr (8:45:03 PM): Garrett, you need to kill your parents, worship satan, and get you some of that 14 year old poontang
Shin Rawr (8:45:25 PM): Now he's in the Navy...
Xx Scott (8:45:29 PM): LMFAO
Xx Scott (8:45:37 PM): GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY HELL I LOVE IT
Shin Rawr (8:45:37 PM): Getting himself some of that 41 year old mantang wtf:(
Xx Scott (8:45:43 PM): Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Xx Scott (8:45:45 PM): he's Cody?!
Shin Rawr (8:45:56 PM): No, Cody in the Military?
Xx Scott (8:46:03 PM): I'd laugh
Xx Scott (8:46:30 PM): -swoon- "The Twilight Is My Robe" =
Xx Scott (8:46:32 PM): Sex
Shin Rawr (8:46:33 PM): He'd be all :mad: with the drill instructers and then they'd be all :mad:! and he'd be :love: and it'd all be :cool:
Xx Scott (8:46:39 PM): no
Xx Scott (8:46:40 PM): it'd be
Xx Scott (8:46:44 PM): YOU:mad:
Xx Scott (8:46:49 PM): me pls:love:
Xx Scott (8:46:52 PM): YES YOU:mad::mad:
Xx Scott (8:46:58 PM): ksup!:mad::love:
Xx Scott (8:47:05 PM): 20pushups!:mad:
Xx Scott (8:47:15 PM): kno lol:mad::cool:
Shin Rawr (8:47:28 PM): *cody wants to direct connect*
Xx Scott (8:47:29 PM): wut:mad::mad::mad::mad:
Xx Scott (8:47:32 PM): LMFAOHAHAHAHA
Xx Scott (8:47:41 PM): -97k loading-
Xx Scott (8:47:46 PM): Check this out -Sound-
Xx Scott (8:48:05 PM): It's so overthetop power k:cool::mad::love:
Shin Rawr (8:48:30 PM): I'm serious
Shin Rawr (8:48:33 PM): That was funny as hell
Shin Rawr (8:48:41 PM): I LMAO'D hard man
Xx Scott (8:48:42 PM): I know!
Xx Scott (8:48:47 PM): I'm so posting that