The X guest on Willeth's internet podcast




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

http://savygamer.co.uk/search?q=savygamer%20podcast

ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuck, why couldn't it have been on the week they're interviewing denis dyack

what should i talk about




Posted by Ant

DA plug.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

DARKNESS ADVANCED.COM FOR ALL THE BEST DEALS ON FUUUUUUUCKS AND FAGGOTRY




Posted by Ant

I love it.

and I'm curious as to how the hell they got the braid creator to do their small little podcast.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

And Denis Dyack. I think the other guy (who I'm standing in for) has connections.




Posted by Ant

so do you live close to will or is it via INTERNET?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

internet chat. i actually have no idea how it's going down. i dont even know what he wants to discuss.




Posted by Ant

British stuff.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

price of tea is bloody high chaps tip top




Posted by Linko_16

Pip pip cheerio spit spot tea and crumpets watcher how 'bout a shave would you kindly?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Apparently we go live at 2pm tomorrow afternoon. I still have no idea what I've to say. Might just take a glasses of whisky and go on drunk. Sure to shoot the podcast to fame.

DRUNK REPRESENTATIVE FROM D-LIST VIDEO GAME DISCUSSION FORUM HUMILIATES SELF ON PODCAST (4322 diggs)




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

d-list? who am i kidding

q-list at best




Posted by Arcadios

Do shout outs at the end.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

me and willeth were talking about starting one up back when crackdown was new. And now they're having Dyack on? Dude, willeth has to make him give me a shoutout cause I totally work right near him.




Posted by Shade

who is this Dyack guy everyone seems to care about so much?




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Arcadios: Do shout outs at the end.


You're taking this "I'm a n[COLOR="black"]ig[/COLOR]ger" bit too far.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: who is this Dyack guy everyone seems to care about so much?


Controversial president of Silicon Knights, who are getting ready to ship the controversial game Too Human.

and by controversial I mean he's a dick and too human looks to be ****ty



Posted by Ant

which is a shame considering how much hype it got.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It didn't really get much hype. From the moment it was shown it was slammed over and over with Dyack in the background screaming "JUST WAIT, IT'LL BE ****ING AWESOME!" What it got was a lot of attention, just not a lot of hype.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

They discuss weekly gaming news, so I figure I'll just go 'SO YEAH DYACK SAYS THIS LITTLE TOWN OF ST CATHARINES IS RIDING ON TOO HUMAN'S SUCCESS, I ACTUALLY KNOW A GUY FROM ST CATHARINES HE GOES TO VEE GEE CHAT DOT COM BIG SHOUTOUTS TO SPEEDFREAK AND IRIS, HOLLA'




Posted by Ant


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: It didn't really get much hype. From the moment it was shown it was slammed over and over with Dyack in the background screaming "JUST WAIT, IT'LL BE ****ING AWESOME!" What it got was a lot of attention, just not a lot of hype.


it seems any exclusive gets a lot of attention now.


Quoting The X: They discuss weekly gaming news, so I figure I'll just go 'SO YEAH DYACK SAYS THIS LITTLE TOWN OF ST CATHARINES IS RIDING ON TOO HUMAN'S SUCCESS, I ACTUALLY KNOW A GUY FROM ST CATHARINES HE GOES TO VEE GEE CHAT DOT COM BIG SHOUTOUTS TO SPEEDFREAK AND IRIS, HOLLA'


lol, YES.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: it seems any exclusive gets a lot of attention now.


Indeed, which makes sense considering how rare they are. It's like how endangered species get a lot of attention. Except Too Human is getting negative attention, much like if eagles were total dicks who liked to pray on human flesh.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I liked Dyack's response where he said 'we created a beautiful innovation, and reviewers like to attack that which they cant understand'.

p. lol, would love to call him on that ****.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Dyack is ****ing stupid, but awesome. I'm really not sure he knows what he's talking about, and knowing St. Catharines natives I really wouldn't put it past him.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

When he goes on their podcast, they need to troll the **** out of him and try and get an angry reaction. Think of the publicity!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

1Up did that and it's one of the most listened to podcast episodes out there. True fact.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

So I'm recording in 5 hours and I still don't have a script or even the stuff we're talking about. ffff, just gonna have to browse Kotaku and **** while I'm talking.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

That's willeth's job. All you should have to do is comment on ****. He'll be all "so, games convention is this week and heavy rain has a new trailer out" and you'll be all "****ING QUICK TIME EVENTS!"

easy




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Yeah, I think I'm gonna channel the spirit of Speedfreak and just have a ton of inflammatory opinions to keep it going for two hours.

TOO HUMAN? CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

MUST LISTEN!




Posted by Ant

fuuuuuuuck, I won't be able to listen to it live. but I'll download it and listen later.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Yeah, there's no live stream. Just a .mp3 afterwards.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

topics on discussion

- leipzig
- prince of persia
- the force unleashed demo

HELP ME THINK OF WITTY STUFF




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

the force unleashed huh... sounds like my ex-wife after a few vodka mixers

hahahahah




Posted by Ant

That sucks.

talk about Dead Rising: Chop till you drop on Wii.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

those arent all the topics, will just said to me 'make sure you've played the FU demo, seen a prince of persia vid and know what happened at leipzig'.




Posted by Ant

wow i shud be on his show 2




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

dude, you should totally join the recording channel mid-session and be all like HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Well, it's done. I didn't get to deviate from my script much and was frowned upon for swearing. :(

I WILL POST THE LINK WHEN ITS UPLOADED TOMORROW




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

all the cool podcasts swear and are recorded while everyone is drunk.




Posted by The Judge

Talk about me in a complimentary light while keeping a straight face.




Posted by Ant

looks like someone didn't read the thread.




Posted by The Judge

I know I didn't. Who're you talking about?




Posted by Ant

at the point of that previous statement, he had already done the thing about 14 hours prior.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

its not up yet oh ****

did i do something wrong




Posted by The Judge

Mmhmm.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

they have to edit out all your parts.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

The site says that Willeth had personal problems and has to delay the release until this afternoon. Sweeeeet.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

so he went crazy?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

couldnt take the fact my hosting had doomed his podcast to failure




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Really can't blame him. He was on the verge of making it and then you showed up.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

*says forza 2 is hard as sh[COLOR=Silver]it[/COLOR]*

*ratings plummet*




Posted by Ant

the x and forza 2 hard make willeth go something something.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol


but seriously. Forza is hard. At least the achievements are.

Speaking of which, GeoWars 2 has some pretty badass achievements. Ones I actually want to work for unlike GeoWars Evolved.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i was > < this close to getting 30/200G in geowars




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Geometry Wars Evolved
20 of 200

Geometry Wars Evolved




Posted by Klarth

so this one time i did a podcast with wings

keywords: 'one', 'time'




Posted by Ant

which reminds me, is it up yet?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Seems to be. http://savygamer.co.uk/search?q=savygamer%20podcast

And what the **** is with the black text on black background on the main site?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Yeah, it's up. I actually got an XBL friend invite because of it. Haven't listened to it, but **** yeah, Scottish flag.




Posted by Ant

ECHO.

needs more brash american.




Posted by Ant

YEAH. LOTS OF "yeah"!




Posted by Ant

and PENNY ARCADE IS GAY




Posted by The Judge

TRIPLE POST INSTANT BAN.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

speedfreak is on the podcast too as a heel




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

wait till about 20 mins in when i'm on the ropes

DUN NU NU NU NUUU NAAA NAAAA KSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH *dry ice emerges*




Posted by Ant

woosh




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

watch more 90s wwf




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I actually got an XBL friend invite because of it.


Whoa, hitting it big!



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

your small-time, vampler




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

how many listens does his podcast get anyways?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I have no idea, but the guy he co-runs it with is pretty big on the Penny Arcade forums and they have a huge SavyGamer thread on there.




Posted by Ant

LOL PENNY ARCADE




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Willeth's at the Penny Arcade Expo right now.




Posted by Ant

maybe if he's lucky enough he'll be able to wait in the 12 hour line to suck tycho's dick.

was kinda funny seeing them at comiccon. no one really gave a **** that they were there.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

probably because they suck and aren't funny and never were. and are fat and bald




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

b-b-b-but guys the childrens charity




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

too much charity business these days.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i was reading something recently about charity fatigue

apparently the only way to get people to donate ****tons of money now is to be all like 'eh who cares about africa anyway'




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

IF I HEAR ABOUT AFRICA ONE MORE ****ING TIME

seriously, if they're not better off by now after 40 years of charity then they never will be. **** those guys.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Why did nobody donate money to us when we all lived in poverty back in the 1800s? ****ing favoritism.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I don't get the whole donating/charity **** when america is pretty much half a ****hole and there's millions of poor and homeless. Wouldn't it make sense to, you know, take care of your own first?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

but there were always be poor and rich people

THAT IS WHAT WE MUST REALIZE




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

with the amount of money that goes to breast cancer charities and overseas it wouldn't be too big of a stretch to fix the poor and homeless issue bya decent margin.




Posted by Linko_16

I tried listening to it as I did other things and just ended up not paying attention. Anything good happen?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

no




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

x punched wings in the face after wings said shootan was gay




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i punched him through skype, yeah




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

mother****er deserved that ****




Posted by Slade

remind me to listen in like a month

poop pee poooooooopeeeeeeeee




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

nah, not worth it

they need at least three people on it