Super Happy Linko Gak Splat Dickgirl Blow-Job Picture Thread




Posted by Linko_16

So the reason I haven't posted pictures in like five years is due to three things:

1) I am not, nor is anyone I know, big on taking pictures in the first place, so I don't end up in front of a camera often.
2) I'm not very photogenic. What few pictures are taken of me usually look too goofy for me to show off.
3) I never took it upon myself to take my own pictures for online use because the only digital camera we had is my Dad's, which is a pain to use (has to be hooked up to this giant piece of crap that only he has, and will only attach to my dad's computer, etc).

However, my brother recently bought a camera of his own which just puts the pictures on an easy-to-use SD card, so I decided it was about time I got around to taking some pictures! And I did!



That bathroom's kinda gross, but it's the only room in the house with a mirror in it.

And now, funny faces!

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Linko_16/Photos/PICT0012.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Linko_16/Photos/PICT0015.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Linko_16/Photos/PICT0017.jpg[/IMG]

Here's one sans beret. My hair's a little funky but whatever.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Linko_16/Photos/PICT0037.jpg[/IMG]

And now, cats! Both of them were in prowl mode and didn't really want to sit still long enough to pose, but I got a few shots.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Linko_16/Photos/PICT0025.jpg[/IMG]

This is "Kitty." The name wasn't my idea. She's a meek little sweetheart.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Linko_16/Photos/PICT0040.jpg[/IMG]

"Muffy." Seriously, every cat I've had has been named by someone else, who chose terrible names. Anyway, she's the more playful, fiesty one. I couldn't coax her into any wrestling, so I'll have to show pictures of that some other time.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Linko_16/Photos/PICT0027.jpg[/IMG]

A rare pic of the two of them together. Not that they fight, but they usually keep their distance from one another.

And finally, random **** from my room I felt like showing off.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Linko_16/Photos/PICT0028.jpg[/IMG]

Yaaaay, it's all a mess!

Yeah, those are three TV's you see there. Originally we had one in my room and one in my bro's, then the one in my bro's got moved into mine since he doesn't play videogames too much anymore, which was cool because this way David and I can just hang in my room and play different 1-player games if we can't think of much else to do. We had to get an HD when my bro got the PS3, so the second low-def got moved to the upper shelf, so it's eye-level for Guitar Hero.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Linko_16/Photos/PICT0045.jpg[/IMG]

A FF3 Red Mage figurine my bro got for me when he was in Japan this Summer. My FF3 Red Mage was the chick, but oh well. Still cool.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Linko_16/Photos/PICT0047.jpg[/IMG]

Astaroth! I got this figurine online a few years ago as part of a Christmas gift to both myself and my brother - I got this one, and my bro got Nightmare from the same series. I didn't think to take pictures of his, unfortunately.



This one was taken a while ago, but it's one I want to show off anyway: the Cut Man action figure I quite randomly stumbled upon in a KB Toys a few years ago. So cool! He is displaying his superiority to Battle Network.

There's an Azumanga box set in the background there, too, the only anime I own. I'd collect more if I had money, but for now that's it.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Linko_16/Photos/PICT0050.jpg[/IMG]

The Tengu mask I made last Halloween when I dressed up as [url=http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters2/takuma-exsnk.gif]Mr. Karate[/url]. It turned out so amazingly good! Made from soft and light Crayola modeling dough mounted on a base mask with an attached beard and eyebrows.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Linko_16/Photos/PICT0052.jpg[/IMG]

The Red Mage hat! I've still got it! Stylish as ever.

That's it for this super happy etc. So tell me... HOT OR NOT?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

nice pink camera




Posted by Linko_16

Sheesh, I know. You can always count on my bro to make the gayest choice possible.




Posted by David M. Awesome

There's one for Myspace! 8U

Learn to camera timer. :P




Posted by Fragliche

Watch out, Mario! Donkey Kong looks angry!




Posted by Arcadios

My wacko, you are adorable.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

FF3 Red Mage, Astaroth, Cutman and Mr Karate? You've got good taste in child's playthings, boy.




Posted by S

Dig the pimp hat.




Posted by Arcadios

You kinda remind me of Crazy K.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting The X: FF3 Red Mage, Astaroth, Cutman and Mr Karate? You've got good taste in child's playthings, boy.


THEY'RE NOT TOYS, THEY'RE FIGURINES.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

action figures*

figurines to a father's ears is the same as "doll"




Posted by Arcadios

FIGS?!

MAI XBAWKS ;_;




Posted by Linko_16

I like figurines, but they're generally more expensive than I consider them to be worth.




Posted by Shade

Arc, I need to know where you got that Louise action figure.




Posted by #061402

Holy **** Linko, you look even more awesome than I pictured you!




Posted by Ant

strange, I didn't even notice the beret until you took it off. it's become that much a part of you.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

ps *****ing neckbeard




Posted by Xero

I want your FF3 Red mage fig :(




Posted by Jesse Smith

Your posts make you look normal and intelligent. Da pictures make you look...goofy and a wacko in training!!! :D:D:D:D

Now, make some audio of yourself and post that.




Posted by O.T.L

You look like someone from beauty and the geek.

[spoiler]a beauty of course.[/spoiler]




Posted by ExoXile

I see sum doney kong t-shirt.
Nice pics link0.




Posted by O.T.L

You should show your sword.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Your posts make you look normal and intelligent. Da pictures make you look...goofy and a wacko in training!!!


jesse, take a picture of yourself with a beret.



Posted by David M. Awesome

Hey Linko, you should get another beret and strap it to the bottom of your chin.




Posted by Linko_16

I think you should get another fist and strap it to your face.

You can borrow mine if you want.




Posted by junior senior

new camera? everything is cloudy :(




Posted by Linko_16

It's a pretty cheap one from what I understand. But for something like this, I'll take convenience over quality.




Posted by Admiral Anthrax

Artsy :cool:




Posted by Kodachi

"Would you like me to stop by the store later and pick up a fresh baguette?"




Posted by Klarth

Those are some pretty nice toys you've got going there Linko.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Kodachi: "Would you like me to stop by the store later and pick up a fresh baguette?"


Bien sur, ma cherie.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

What the **** do American's call baguettes?




Posted by David M. Awesome

French bread.




Posted by Linko_16

Either that or we just say "baguette," although saying "French bread" is more common.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

oh, that makes sense then. Thought baguette was too gay for america to say or something.




Posted by Linko_16

We still call croissants by their French name, although you will sometimes hear "crescent roll" instead.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I figured that's all you'd hear.




Posted by Lord of Spam

oh man, your brother is so gay it hurts. nice room though




Posted by Linko_16

You say that because you haven't seen the rest of it - putting those shelves in was the first step in a long process to renovate my room a bit, which did not get done, which means I didn't really have much of a room, which resulted in it being a mess since I don't have places to put things and extra useless crap lying in corners and inconvenient places.

Provided all that gets done, yes, it will be a cool room.




Posted by David M. Awesome

You should just hire me do it all. I've been doing this sort of **** for years.




Posted by Y2kMISFIT

I don't understand the name of this thread... =(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

you see, it all started with my picture thread. Whose title was edited by Ant I believe to resemble something much like this title. And from there it was adopted by other members and here we are today.




Posted by Y2kMISFIT


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: you see, it all started with my picture thread. Whose title was edited by Ant I believe to resemble something much like this title. And from there it was adopted by other members and here we are today.


have i just been rick rolled??



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

no




Posted by Foppy D

hahahaha




Posted by Linko_16

So a user on ZeldaPower has been drawing pictures of everybody based on their photos, a few of us at a time. My turn has just come around.



I ended up on the same page as a guy who posted pictures of himself in a dress, but it's all good.




Posted by ExoXile

Oh man, awesome.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

you all seem to be pulling the same face




Posted by David M. Awesome

If only if it had been a picture of you making that horrible face that shows three feet of your gums.




Posted by Ant

idk, the guy in the dress looks mighty classy.




Posted by Linko_16

It's the chick in the middle I feel special for being in a picture with. She is by far the most desirable female I have met on the internetz - super cute (Fuzzy's a great artist, but I don't think she did her justice), really good sense of humor, and practically the only person I've met besides myself who's into fighting games.

David, you don't count, since I got you into fighting games.




Posted by David M. Awesome

[quote=Linko_16;883107][COLOR=indigo]It's the chick in the middle I feel special for being in a picture with. She is by far the most desirable female I have met on the internetz - super cute (Fuzzy's a great artist, but I don't think she did her justice), really good sense of humor, and practically the only person I've met besides myself who's into fighting games.

David, you don't count, since I got you into fighting games.
[/COLOR]

And I hate you for it every day.

But I was already into Smash Bros, Soul Calibre, and some other ones, you know. I just didn't know about SNK until you introduced me to it, and I knew that I didn't like Street Fighter (and still don't).




Posted by O.T.L


Quoting Linko_16: It's the chick in the middle I feel special for being in a picture with. She is by far the most desirable female I have met on the internetz - super cute (Fuzzy's a great artist, but I don't think she did her justice), really good sense of humor, and practically the only person I've met besides myself who's into fighting games.

David, you don't count, since I got you into fighting games.



Have you met Iris? She's hawt.

The Internet is cool like that, that people form mental bonds with each other over the web. I feel ya man.



Posted by Linko_16


Quoting oswaldothelegend: Have you met Iris? She's hawt.


No, I have not met the member I assisted from her early days on VGC and became great friends with. But I'll look her up sometime.



Posted by Linko_16


Quoting David M. Awesome: and I knew that I didn't like Street Fighter (and still don't).


Spinning Bird Kick.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Street Fighter (III and A3 in particular) are way better than any fighter that SNK's put out. Except Mark of the Wolves.




Posted by Linko_16

[url=http://mochuisle.angelfire.com/]Here[/url]'s a link to Fuzzy's website if you guys want to check out more of her art. I think she's taken a lot down, though.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Pictures of the fighting game chick please




Posted by Linko_16

Like I know where they are anymore.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

poooost theeeem

dont make me come over to zelda power, boy




Posted by Linko_16

Rather than having a whole forum where people post different threads, they just have one thread for people to post pics in. As you can imagine, it is very long and I'm not sure how long ago she posted pics, which she doesn't very often. I don't really feel like flipping through pages and pages of that crap right now.

**** man I should be in bed right this second.

But **** that.




Posted by Ant

do they know about your dickgirl-dom over there?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'd bet on it.


Quoted post: Have you met Iris? She's hawt.


lol. I know mexicans have low standards, but jeez.



Posted by David M. Awesome

[quote=Linko_16;883163][COLOR=indigo]Spinning Bird Kick.[/COLOR]

She's the only Street Fighter character that I like.

[quote=The X;883165]Street Fighter (III and A3 in particular) are way better than any fighter that SNK's put out. Except Mark of the Wolves.

lol opinions. I hated Garou, personally.

[quote=Linko_16;883174][COLOR=indigo]Like I know where they are anymore.[/COLOR]

In your porn file, duh. Although that's probably twice as large as that thread you were talking about.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

just ask for her pics

or else i'll expose your dickgirl lovin to the whole world




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

although you'd probably like that




Posted by Linko_16

The other reason I'm not so keen on digging them up is that I don't want to being showing them off to people who, from her perspective, are complete strangers. But I also don't want to be a creep and say, "Hey, do you mind if I show my friends how sexy you are??"

It's basically exactly as it is in that painting (Fuzzy just drew them as they were in the photos, as you can see from mine) except I felt that the eyes came out somewhat unaligned.


Quoting Ant: do they know about your dickgirl-dom over there?


I think I mentioned it once, but to be honest I'm sure there are a good amount of them that are not actively aware of it. I'm sure they'd be accepting enough, but it's not exactly the kind of topic that comes up often, so it's gone unmentioned.


Quoting David M. Awesome: She's the only Street Fighter character that I like.


Ha, really? I didn't mean anything by that comment other than to, idk, be like mockingly attacking you with a Capcom move for saying SF sucks. But, sure man, rock on Chun-Li.




Posted by David M. Awesome

[quote=Linko_16;883563][COLOR=indigo]I think I mentioned it once, but to be honest I'm sure there are a good amount of them that are not actively aware of it. I'm sure they'd be accepting enough, but it's not exactly the kind of topic that comes up often, so it's gone unmentioned.

Ha, really? I didn't mean anything by that comment other than to, idk, be like mockingly attacking you with a Capcom move for saying SF sucks. But, sure man, rock on Chun-Li.
[/COLOR]

Hey, remember when they found out I was a furry? That was great.

Yeah, but Chun-Li really is the best character to come out of that series. The only other characters that I ever cared for were Blanka (who I used to play as when I played at the arcades as a kid because he's a huge freak) and Akuma (but he's basically the same as every other character in the ****ing game, only more badass).




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=David M. Awesome;883625]Hey, remember when they found out I was a furry? That was great.
[IMG]http://www.barcade.com/media/images/2653_JackSparrow300.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting David M. Awesome: Hey, remember when they found out I was a furry? That was great.



Yeah, but all that was just a gag. And being a furry is actually more socially acceptable on the intarweb than being into dickgirls.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

no it's not. other way around for sure




Posted by David M. Awesome

It depends on whereabouts on the interwebs you're at.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

gaia and furry sites = furry
everywhere else = dickgirl




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

for some reason furry still gets a cringe from me, but dickgirl doesn't

cant place why




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

we've excepted linko, that's why.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: no it's not. other way around for sure


Well, it's definitely not for ZeldaPower. This is a forum where you might actually get a minor infraction for dodging censors.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Zelda and furry go hand in hand though, so that almost doesn't count.




Posted by Lord of Spam

yet another reason to hate zelda




Posted by Kodachi


Quoting Linko_16: and practically the only person I've met besides myself who's into fighting games.

...kicked your ***

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v687/MissKodachi/Kodachi.png[/IMG]


Quoting Linko_16: Like I know where they are anymore.

I can probably guess somewhere in here:
C:\StuffIFapTo



Posted by David M. Awesome

[quote=Kodachi;884753]I can probably guess somewhere in here:
C:\StuffIFapTo

I already made that joke. :(




Posted by Kodachi

That thing was a joke? I couldn't tell because of how unfunny it was.

The only thing that made me laugh was your gross underestimation of how large his porn folder is. =(




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Kodachi: ...kicked your ***

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v687/MissKodachi/Kodachi.png[/IMG]


Don't worry, my dear, you'll always hold a far more powerful place in both my heart and my porn folder.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

C:\Documents and Settings\Jim\My Documents\Downloads\AIM_setup\qutils




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

though i deleted most of what's in there recently