So I'm driving up to my grandma's a couple of weeks ago. My cousin's with me, and it's just the two of us. He asks me, "Have you ever gotten a ticket before?", to which I responded, "Nope. Never even been pulled over."
*** **** jinx
I got pulled over on my way back. A cop gets behind me as I leave one town (which happens to be ****ing NOTORIOUS for hard-*** cops who'll pull you over for doing like 2mph+ over the limit). He tails me for like 3 miles and then pulls me over at a gas station. He said my tag was expired. I was nervous as **** since I wasn't sure (it was my dad's car, so I had no idea whether the tag was good or not), so I didn't correct him.
Young cop, too. Couldn't have been older than 23.
Got a $73 ticket and a court date. Ugh.
Soon as I get home, we checked the sticker on the tag to be sure. "Feb 09". What the ****.
We got in touch with the tag office the other day and were told that if a cop were to run the tag through, it would've come up as current, and would have since mid-February. So this ******* tails me for 3 miles, goes back to his car for like ten minutes and it turns out he wasn't even running my tag? What.
Still, the judge of the court I'm due in is the only person who can deal with that ticket, so we've gotta take like a 45 minute drive Friday night because some ******* cop can't tell the difference between an 8 and a 9. lol.
So now I'm going to court on Friday night with papers showing that the tag's been current since February, as well as two witnesses who can vouch for the sticker being on there at the time the ticket was given to me.
I'm going to laugh if he loses his job over this. He probably won't, but hey, here's hoping.
You asked me the same question.
Watch you jinx me.
Sorry, but I'd laugh hysterically.
And then he'd hate you.
But you'd still laugh.
YOU'LL BE IN MY PRAYERS.
I got pulled over and ticketed once for a pretty ****ed reason too (though at least they had some proper cause); I was driving from Phoenix to Payson on one of those roads where the speed limit changes every ****ing mile and a half because of the winding turns. Speed limit is 65 at standard, which I followed pretty faithfully, but I let my speed get away from me on a hill (75 mph), which ended in a turn and a sudden change in the speed limit (55 mph). Cop was apparently waiting for people, here on this particularly ****ed piece of highway, and pulled me over for this. Accused me for all kinds off crazy crap I was definitely not doing, too, like slowing down suddenly when I caught sight of her (wrong - I hadn't seen a cop the whole trip under she pulled me over! I was doing what any good driver would do, which is slow down going into a turn) and weaving between other cars (no idea where she pulled that idea from).
Anyway, I went through a Defensive Driving course to dodge the fine, the fee for which was only a little less than the fine anyway. But whatever.
Pulled over. Court.
(Cops. America. (works too.))
...America.
That sucks, though.
[quote=Linko_16;873564][COLOR=indigo] when I caught sight of her [/COLOR]she was a woman? explains everything
She was kinda hot, though.
*joke about her having a wacko*
Nothing disgraceful about illiteracy and incompetence.
Not really, in the grand scheme of things. I don't know about in america, but we've had cops in toronto that've killed people outright for no real reason and still only got a paid suspension.
maybe if it was caught on tape. otherwise they don't give a ****.
Weren't there a pair of cops who beat the **** out a kid during the LA Riots, got caught on video, and still got away free? FUK THA PO-LEEZ
Hope they at least ****ing reimburse us for the gas we'll have to waste driving up there.
They probably won't.
You can claim damages in the counter-suit. Although maybe that's Scottish law.
I think I failed to mention this in the first post, but I've never even been inside a court in my life, so I have no idea how this **** is going to work.
It's easy stuff. Just be polite and dress well.
THE JURY WILL DECIDE YOUR FATE
Suit. Or at least a shirt and smart trousers.
Yeah, I'm ****ed. I don't really have anything besides t-shirts, hoodies, blue jeans or shorts in my entire wardrobe. They're all nice (no tears or any of that stupid ****), but I don't have anything remotely formal.
Guess I'll have to bum some of my dad's clothes or something. He dresses just as casual as I do, but at least he has a few suits.
Doesn't have to be formal. Just get a golf/button-up shirt and some decent slacks.
When I was in Argentina, we were pulled over. My mum's boyfriend was driving.
"No hablo espanol" resulted in every person in the car (me, him, and a pair of American mechanics) being interrogated as to whether we spoke Spanish.
He got frustrated and told us to **** off with no reprimand.
*makes fun of Dan*
I expected a judge-related remark.
:(
anyone remember judge used to have an animated AIM gif of a guy banging a gavel on a desk for his avatar? loooooooooool
remember that old judge avatar of a tiny judge? good times
**** yeah. Didn't he, like, have pink hair?
that's the one. that was like his first one iir
Yeah, I remember getting to know him in that avatar. But he told me once he no longer had it. Weak.
It's from "We're Back" that lame movie about dinosaurs. I really wish I had it, because I'd totally use it again. Unfortunately, I can't find it.
If anyone can find it for me, you'll be handsomely rewarded.
I still hold the honor (lol pun) of being one of the members to have a personal smilie. :judge:
Sounds like you're probably going to get the ticket cleared from your record. Here's hoping. Still sucks about having to go through all of that ****.
i just posted in the wrong thread
before my car got fuxx0r'd, i went on a 1am tacobell run while on watch. my watch supervisor went with me, so there were two of us, in uniform, in the car, and nobody else.
well,on the way back, i get pulled over on a blind turn on a road that nobody even takes during the day. i had just turned off a road with a 50mph limit, so i was doing like 45 through the corner. cop stops me, tells me i was doing 15 over in a 35. well, one, no i wasnt, i was only doing 45, but hey, im not gonna **** a cop off. so i explain that this was the FIRST DAY i had been driving on these roads and that i had onyl even owned the car for 12 hours, so hey, still gettin used to hwo fast it moves. i hand over license, id, and OOPS lol military id just in case the TWO ****ING UNIFORMED SAILORS dont let him know that im in the military. ******* walks back to his car, comes back and gives me a ticket.
****ing *******. i bet a sailor ****ed his wife and hes just out for revenge.
why should you get different treatment because you're a sailor?
cuz i ****ing said so
cops generally tend to look the other way for minor **** like that if you act politely, and let them know somehow that youre in the military.
you're barely in the military. The cop knew it and didn't let you scam him.
bull****. the two most powerful weapons on earth are reduced to billion dollar dock decorations if it werent for people that do what i do.
american aircraft carriers are capable of projecting sufficient firepower hundreds of miles inland. By itself, a single carrier group is capable of taking out any single nation on earth except about 10 or so.
ONE american ballistic missile submarine, when at sea and fully outfitted, counts as the 4th biggest nuclear arsenal on the planet (not sure if i can say just how many warhead it can carry, might be classified. ill check and get back to you on that).
BOTH of those warships make up the centerpieces of american forward deployed military power. As I said, without nukes, they're nothing.
suck my epeen, faggot.
okay, mr all i do is look at doodads and have never actually had a reason to use my crazy expensive sub full of nuclear weapons i'll never have a chance to use
lord of huge ego
exoxile crying over edits
lord of spam talking like a yeehaw
*salutes grave of vgc*
good thing we have slade.
the thought of exo actually bawing his eyes out over the edits made me lol
considering the fact he's a ****ing builder makes it funnier
also the fact that he'd be mumbling nonsense in non-english
das guten editener heatherheatherheather... fuuuuuuck zeig heil frankfurter
Look, if you guys don't want tickets, here's the really easy way to do it: be female. Once I was pulled over for exceeding the speed limit by 15mph. A simple bat of my lashes, however, and off I go!
Also, los wtf? You used to be chill, and now you remind me of specops GRRRRR MILITARY MUSCLES
[quote=mis0;874596]Look, if you guys don't want tickets, here's the really easy way to do it: be female. Once I was pulled over for exceeding the speed limit by 15mph. A simple bat of my lashes, however, and off I go!
Also, los wtf? You used to be chill, and now you remind me of specops GRRRRR MILITARY MUSCLES
What if you get pulled over by a woman?
Oh wait, I forgot, you're all in it together, right?
KAZIIIIING
[IMG]http://sharetv.org/images/cory_in_the_house-show.jpg[/IMG]
cops always tryin to keep a nigga down
Lol.
Cory is my twin bro. Also known as Ezhno for those of you who have seen him with me on Brawl. In fact, I may refer to him as Ezhno from now on just because that's what his all-purpose username is.
Ezhno is also what he named his... nevermind. Ezhno's gay.
Let's stop talking about this please, I just ate.
Your needs and wants are immaterial. The penis discussion remains.
We're actually talking about the buttplug he bought.
EDIT - No, seriously. A buttplug. That apparently stimulates him somehow when he faps.
DOUBLE EDIT - It also amuses me how amazingly useless it would be for my brother to name his penis, considering he never uses it. His a[color=indigo]sshole, maybe, but not his penis.[/color]
LOL
So you must have named yours, then.
I'll bet you call it Mary. :cool:
so, what do you think happened to daniel?
Seems that they threw the book at him, I haven't seen him in days.
Mine is named Ivan the Terrible.
so lord of spam, you show your true form
*attacks eyeballs with twin laser while barrel rolling*
follow me, x
HOLY **** THE GHOST OF SABREDOG
*follows sabredog and makes escape from the depths of vgc*
DABERSOG
edit: someone get a car ful of pink bunnies in here pronto
Like this?!
[IMG]http://i34.tinypic.com/2mh7c02.jpg[/IMG]
I was at a gay couple's flat a week or two ago. Was pretty sweet, they had a nice bathroom.
I'll bet they had nice curtains and no carpet.
... they had wood floors, yes. [spoiler]i'm ****ing my pants pretty hardcore right now[/spoiler]
Heh. :cool:
couple of my dude friends got married a year back. was one of the better weddings I've been too.
well one of them was probably a wedding planner by trade
genetically anyways
PAGING DR SNAP TO THE BURN WARD :eek::eek::eek:
you need a cold compress for that burn?
proper first, everyone ;)
oh hey guys it turns out my court date isn't until next month sometime lol
HEY GAIS FEEL BAD FOR ME I HAVE TO GO TO COURT oh jk nvm
fag
Didn't really want any sympathy to begin with since I didn't do anything wrong
sir
Well that's good.
Because you'll get no sympathy from me.
Well played.
THE INTERNET HAS NO SYMPATHY. THUS IT IS WRITTEN, SO SHALL IT BE.
Didn't know Matt Miller reads LFG.
read it a while ago, but im no where near current
hell, youve talked to me about it, faggot
Maybe in Bizarro Freak World.
It is said that the universe is so weird that if anyone were to figure out both the question and the answer to life, the universe, and everything that the universe would instantly cease to exist, and be replaced by something more odd.
It is also said that this has happened three times already. I believe this could account for that.
shut up, matt miller
feel bad for me, the cops wouldnt let me speed because i defend your freedom with my super powerful gun bombs hrrrr
its a hardknock life for matt
faggot, i use doodads. GAWD, everyone knows that :rolleyes:
White People.
Black People.
doodads
guns
squeeze the doodad, end a life... its too easy...
no wonder batman never uses them
no, no, no. white people use doodads. black people use guns.
22 doodads* per thingy**, 8 independently targetable dealies*** per doodad.
*trident missiles
**ssbn
***nuclear warheads
fifty thousand doodads used to live here...
now its a doodad town
navy talk is banned now. I'm wiping out any trace matt miller.
*of
or is proper english b& now too?
this is pretty much the same way the third reich began
first they banned the SWEDEN, and i said nothing
then they banned the navy, and i said nothing
then they banned the shootan, and nobody said anything
and then the jews were killed and celebrations were held worldwide.
ANAKIN! HELP MEEEEE!
TOGETHER...WE...CAN...SAVE...HER!
only a disgusting pedophile deals in absolutes
and child rape
That statement, though, is an absolute.
exactly according to plan...
bufeet
anakin skywalker is a pretty good judge allegory
ant is obi wan
I can't resist your charm.
faggot
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;877773]Qui-Gon Jinnthat's sniper
dohohohohoho
obi ant kebobi watches in horror behind the laser gates as darth barbeque exacts his revenge
hahaha, oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
obi wan = ant
qui gon = sniper
anakin = the judge
darth maul = the barbeque
padme = that 15 y.o. who used to post here
palpatine = vamp (seems like a nice guy but is really grim and evil)
luke = slade (lives on a farm)
leia = iris (whiny *****)
han solo = the x (x shootan first)
yoda = lord of spam (used to be a badass but then went insane and became a crabby old man)
R2 D2 = exo (cant understand what he's saying)
C-3P0 = number man (useless accomplice to exo)
boba fett = zeta (says very little, robot suit)
lando = maian (traitor who isnt really a part of the group)
general grevious = stalolin (robot who attempts suicide)
dooku = netman (used to be with us, but turned to evil as it would better suit his plans)
lando's copilot in ROTJ = arcadios
DA is the jedi order
****ing bol
haha, holy **** that's an awesome list. wow
jar jar binks = junior senior
retarded? check
annoying? check
spouts incomprehensible jibberish? check
you sir, are a genius
Forgotten again.
But I can guess who I'd be.
chewbacca
more like jabba
sick sexual fetishist
linko, i send you a gift... these two swedes. *motions to exo and numbers*
oh yeah. thought he was already taken.
you get to have me frozen to your wall, who can complain
Jabba with a beret.
You can't un-see it.
David Awesome is the Rancor.
[COLOR=#cccccc][FONT=Arial]obi wan = ant
qui gon = sniper
anakin = the judge
darth maul = the barbeque
padme = that 15 y.o. who used to post here
palpatine = vamp (seems like a nice guy but is really grim and evil)
luke = slade (lives on a farm)
leia = iris (whiny *****)
han solo = the x (x shootan first)
yoda = lord of spam (used to be a badass but then went insane and became a crabby old man)
R2 D2 = exo (cant understand what he's saying)
C-3P0 = number man (useless accomplice to exo)
boba fett = zeta (says very little, robot suit)
lando = maian (traitor who isnt really a part of the group)
general grevious = stalolin (robot who attempts suicide)
dooku = netman (used to be with us, but turned to evil as it would better suit his plans)
lando's copilot in ROTJ = arcadios
jabba the hutt = linko (sick sexual fetishist)
jar jar binks = junior senior (irritating freak)
chewbacca = dexter (furry with weird speech method but ultimately lovable)
[/FONT][/COLOR]
BY IRIS OH SHI-
PS. Yes, David is the Rancor. Only because there are no bird-people he can be, and that's the next best thing.
EDIT - Ninja'd.
my list keeps growing! i got a chewbacca
Ant and Slade sit down at a table in Kingdom Hearts Smoothie Shop.
THE X: ITS GONNA COST YA
ANT: 2000 microsoft points now, and another 4000 when we get to general gaming chat.
now to meticulously rewrite all six episodes with vgchat references
mos eisley = kingdom hearts board (a wretched hive of scum and villainy)
cantina = smoothie shop
truly an epic undertaking.
I rewrote a whole chapter of A Scanner Darkly once to reference The Judge, this is nothing.
lol, you need to post that ****
It should still be in current DA. Pretty sure I posted it a couple of days after the movie came out.
I remember that. At least I had good wine.
[quote=Linko_16;878149][COLOR=indigo]PS. Yes, David is the Rancor. Only because there are no bird-people he can be, and that's the next best thing.[/COLOR]
Except that the Rancor is disgusting and doesn't look like any sort of animal that I've ever heard of, so that's not good at all.
Too late. You're stuck with it.
Besides, you are kinda like a wild monster only I have control over anyway.
I'll kill you.
No, Iris will.
Only because Slade kills me before I get a chance to.
We are a doomed people, you and I.
getting choked by iris is kinda hot though
i have nothing to say here that isnt creepy as all ****
so i'll instead just request a car full pf pink bunnies.
wait who am i
No one.
Best character.
[IMG]http://www.nerf-herders-anonymous.net/images/ROTJ_Malakili.jpg[/IMG]
like i said in the other thread
this guy
Best character.
So what, Dan's gay for me now?
certainly let his standards drop
None can resist my charms.
except for women.
That's not what your mom said last night.
That would be an odd way thing to say in the bedroom, yeah
I was refering to "except for women"
oh, well that's stupid.
such is the internet
wut
Nothing. Nothing at all.
>STAR WARS IS A LOT LIKE DARKNESS ADVACED IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT
>DARKNESS ADVACED
>ADVACED
This is unforgivable.
clearly you are not of the bretheren of the freedo fighers
*stands there looking cool*
WECOME, BOTHER. SALL WE DINK BER?
Would these... FREEDO FIGHER... fight for illiteracy?
1)fuk
2)yu
I can really feel the love in those words. <3
i love dinking bers
Makes two of us. Sounded awfully kinky.
dinking bears is all right too.
or some bees...please.
I DINK BERS ALL DAY AND NIGHT
oh linko...
****ing love bers.
full-time webcomic has gotta happen buddy
fund it
Not 'til I start getting paid for this bull****.
i'll buy your hosting
Pay my rent and buy me food and we'll start talking.
i demand a sig-able version
Kinda loses its charm a little when the direct MS-Paint blockiness is reduced.
EDIT - Here, I managed to reduce it to the same size using MS-Paint's resizing:
Not as much of a success as I'd hoped but take the one you prefer.
Wait, what? MS Paint has resizing?
Of course it does. You can either make a selection and drag from the corner, or go into the "Image" menu and select "Stretch/Skew." But it's cheap and looks funny for most anything.
Yeah, I knew about the selection thing. Got me confused for a while there.
bandwagon abandoned. meme started.
I'm detecting a lot of win in this sector.
**** i hate the term 'win'
haha this is win
so epic
this is epic win
huh, I'm actually curious when the last time I used the term "win"
I use "I lose" a lot. :(
Nothing wrong with that.
[quote=cats]haha this is win
so epic
this is epic win
almost as bad as "epic fail." but not quite
using epic in front of every word automatically makes everything you say cool and relevant
epic games
epic metal
Epic epic.
division by zero detected
I thought that only applied to programming though?
u thot rong
ohshi-
That post was not funny.
It was more meant as a delayed self-implosion than to be funny.
I stand by my previous statement.
locked cause this thread is going nowhere and it bores me.
like most of DA lolol
ohshi-
viva la revolucion
GUYS I JUST WOKE UP
Hey look where I can still post lol.
advent children sucks and that is ****ing final
/posting things I don't want to have to delete faggy replies over
advent children was the greatest cgi movie to date take it back
toy story 2
or wall-e maybe
I liked toy story 1 way more than 2. had more charm. 2 was an obvious MONEY MACHINE
you got a friend in me :)
randy newman. musical genius.
i wanna watch toy story now, that movie owned. pretty sure it was one of the first movies i saw in theatres after lion king and a new hope
first movies I remember seeing in theaters were Aladdin, Super Mario Bros, and Jurassic Park. **** yeah.
agreed with the wall-e thing. Man, that movie made me SMILE
what thread is this anyways?
[quote=Vampiro]I'm too stupid to read the title of the thread
That's quite a problem!
What was it originally, drr
Look at the first post, drr.
oh, that was posted in DA? HUH
alastor's a ****ty driver, owned