I'm back, but I have asperger's now!
Posted by PocoWell, I've been unbanned. While I was banned I made an insightful discovery: I have Asperger's syndrome. My syndrome is self-diagnosed, of course. My inability to communicate with the world around me led me to this single conclusion: that those I have persecuted, those I have so hated, I have become one. I am an aspie. I demand not your hate, but only your understanding.
I guess it all began with my trouble with women. I am unable to approach girls. I decided this was because of asperger's. I am unable to keep a job because of my syndrome. Please just try to underastand aspergers. I am having a very hard time getting used to my new condition. It would be great if my friedns could help me thru this.
Posted by cool gamer dadi've been having trouble geting it up lately
i'm all "i havent had sex or masturbated in awhile now. maybhe today's the day"
and like, i cant get aroused enough
Posted by Poco
Quoting cats: i've been having trouble geting it up lately
i'm all "i havent had sex or masturbated in awhile now. maybhe today's the day"
and like, i cant get aroused enough
Maybe this is because of you're difficulty interacting with the world around you? Maybe you have asperger's too? If you are interested in talking, maybe you can hit me up in a pm, and we could blog about our disability sometime. Hey, maybe we could start a forum dedicated for people with aspergers to discuss thier problems on? If you're interested dont be afraid to hit me up.
Posted by ShadeUgh.
Posted by Poco
Quoting Shade: Ugh.
What? Do you have a problem with asperger's, or something? huh?
Posted by mis0[IMG]http://i37.tinypic.com/zv2yxz.png[/IMG]
We're rootin' for ya, Poco! Hang in there!
Posted by junior seniorI have asperger's, too.
Posted by mis0Of course you do, dear.
Posted by junior seniorI do.
Posted by Bj Blaskowitzgas the retards
Posted by PocoUm, asperger's doesn't make me a retard. Maybe you should take you're hate speech and shove it. I'm the solution, you're the problem. Maybe you should adjust yourselfe to my social condition? Or should I have to adjust myself to you, you hatemongering *******? Aspie rights and freedoms. I don't care what you think, Bj Blastowitz. I'm suffering from a disease, I can do nothing but watch anime or play video games all day, I'm 31, I live with my parents, and I'll never find a boyfriend free girl? Get away from my thrread you troll.
Posted by Poco
Quoting mis0: [IMG]http://i37.tinypic.com/zv2yxz.png[/IMG]
We're rootin' for ya, Poco! Hang in there!
Thank you. you're support is appresiated in these times of need. it is great to know i have friend like you.
Posted by WillisGreenyCan somebody with Asperger know they have Asperger?
Posted by Bj Blaskowitzunless you're this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbASOcqc1Ss or my hilariously witty cousin, I ain't got time to put up with your antics
Posted by Jesse Smith
Quoting Poco: While I was banned I made an insightful discovery: I have Asperger's syndrome. My syndrome is self-diagnosed, of course.
Oh crud!!!!!!!! :mad: er, wake me up when you see a professional that actually diagnoses you as having Asperger's syndrome! For those of you in Rio Linda....he thinks he's autistic, like me and Real One Bjarnie!!!!!! :mad:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspergers
[quote]Asperger syndrome is one of several autism spectrum disorders (ASD) characterized by difficulties in social interaction and by restricted, stereotyped patterns of behavior, interests and activities.
gah!!!! er, kid, you're not even close to being like me or Real One Bjarnie!!!!!!!
Quoting Poco: I can do nothing but watch anime or play video games all day, I'm 31, I live with my parents, and I'll never find a boyfriend free girl?
Oh crud!!!!! He's describing me!!!! :eek: Except I do nothing but live on da internet and live in a grocery store!!!! Oh, and I have yet to ever ask a chick out on a date!!!!!!! Ack!!!! And he's da same age as me!!!!! :eek: Luckly I'm not still living with my mommy!! I kicked her out about 10 years ago!!! :D:D:D
Quoting Iron Koala: Can somebody with Asperger know they have Asperger?
Of course, once they are told!!! :D :evil: If you ever have kids that are autistic, try to never tell them they are autistic!!! :evil: You'll regret it for da rest of your life if you tell them!! :evil:
Posted by Shade
Quoting Poco: What? Do you have a problem with asperger's, or something? huh?
Nah, I just have a problem with you.
Posted by KlarthHey I sometimes feel unhappy too
I guess I must be an aspie
Posted by Stalolinsomedays i feel that suicide is the best course of action in my life
do i have aspergers?
Posted by junior seniorNo.
Posted by ShadeShut up
Posted by XeroReading this thread is so stimulating.
Posted by IrisHey JS, Poco said it'd be okay if I deleted your posts. That cool? Maybe it was just the Asperger's talking.
Posted by Poco
Quoting Shade: Nah, I just have a problem with you.
Then you have a problem with Asperger's sufferers worldwide. Maybe you should learn compassion for those with a crippling social disability?
Quoting netman: Hey I sometimes feel unhappy too
I guess I must be an aspie
You might actually have asperger's send me a pm and we can set up an irc chat and talk about our disease. though i must warn, you sometimes we get trolled.
Quoting Stalolin: somedays i feel that suicide is the best course of action in my life
do i have aspergers?
Yes.
Posted by Shade[quote]Then you have a problem with Asperger's sufferers worldwide. Maybe you should learn compassion for those with a crippling social disability?
I myself am a sufferer of Asperger's. The only activities I can engage in are masturbating and sheep herding, and my social ineptness prevents me from being nice to people (such as yourself, brother).
Please try to understand. I ask only for your understanding, if not your undying love.
Posted by cool gamer dadIt's alright Poco. I'm on your side. Don't let these guys bring you down because you're different.
Posted by Antmy cousin(sniper) had asperger's(retard syndrome). he's dead now.
Posted by WillisGreenyDid Ant just say he killed Sniper?
Posted by Poco
Quoting Ant: my cousin(sniper) had asperger's(retard syndrome). he's dead now.
You mean he died from having asperger's? *chortle*. Impossible. and we aren't reatards. You seem to have a lot of hate in you directed to aspie's? What will it be like when we rule the world?
Posted by junior seniorThe world is going to ban out anime.
Posted by Ant
Quoting Poco: You mean he died from having asperger's? *chortle*. Impossible. and we aren't reatards. You seem to have a lot of hate in you directed to aspie's? What will it be like when we rule the world?
no, I'm just saying he had it. and now he's dead. what's not to get? and the retard thing is a joke.
Posted by mis0
Quoting Ant: my cousin(sniper) had asperger's(retard syndrome). he's dead now.
Sniper was your cousin? Didn't know that... poor kid. :(
As far as Poco actually having Asperger's goes, I kind of doubt it. This whole thing reeks of SA fakepost.
Posted by WillisGreenyWait, the legendary Sniper died?
Posted by Antlol yeah thread hyjack
Posted by Jesse SmithAny one else other than Sniper and Chica?
Posted by Bj BlaskowitzI hate that I can't tell when anyone's joking or serious anymore
Posted by PocoUm, I have the f*rking 'sperge, you faggots. Quit persecuting me for my disability, or as my mom calls it my pro-ability.
Posted by ShadeThen get a real diagnosis
Posted by mis0
Quoting Poco: Um, I have the f*rking 'sperge, you faggots. Quit persecuting me for my disability, or as my mom calls it my pro-ability.
I remember reading a thread quite similar to this at SA where the guy self-diagnosed his Asperger's. Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake.
Posted by Poco
Quoting mis0: I remember reading a thread quite similar to this at SA where the guy self-diagnosed his Asperger's. Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake.
heh. so the jig is up. you read gbs. the gibbis. how bout you go there and never return?
Posted by mis0Right, because reposting GBS theads on VGC is clearly comedy gold and I'm such a horrible person for suggesting otherwise.
Posted by Poco
Quoting mis0: Right, because reposting GBS theads on VGC is clearly comedy gold and I'm such a horrible person for suggesting otherwise.
ummm... i just gbs is unfunny ****? mayhaps you should go back there?
oh and btw that thread wasn't funyn the guy really did think he had asperger's.
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: I hate that I can't tell when anyone's joking or serious anymore
poco is joking, ant is not
Posted by ExoXileAnt's serious business.
Posted by SI would've found it real comical if Poco got banned because of this thread, before he admitted it was all a farce. Probably because he would've kept this gimmick going for a week.
Posted by Bj Blaskowitzhow'd sniper die? He and i used to argue like all the time :(
Posted by ExoXileSuicide.
Pills methinks.
Posted by Bj Blaskowitz. . . aw wack, man
Posted by Shadepretty sure it was the gas the car trick
Posted by Vampiro V. Empirebbq in the back of his car
Posted by Vampiro V. Empireexo, how do you post in DA and not know this?
Posted by ExoXileI was absent at the time it happened.
And I strongly recall it being pills.
Did he try it and fail first?
Otherwise my memory has really failed me.
Posted by Vampiro V. EmpireIt's been mentioned, like, twelve times in the past couple months. four of those by me. AT LEAST
Posted by ExoXileNever heard the cause.
EXCEPT PILLS.
.......My wowsome memory has failed me
Posted by Vampiro V. Empirehe took pills once on a camera infront of 4chan. still got the pictures. But that didn't kill him.
Posted by ExoXileThat's what I thought.
I recall him doing the same thing again and it didn't fail.
Wierd. =/
Posted by Poco[QUOTE=S
Posted by Bj Blaskowitz
Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: It's been mentioned, like, twelve times in the past couple months. four of those by me. AT LEAST
I've already established that I don't keep up with the boards happenings :(
Posted by Vampiro V. Empiretalking to exo cause he actually posts where it was talked about.
Posted by Bj Blaskowitzoooooh, my bad. Exo you suck.
Posted by ExoXileIndeed.
Posted by Pocothe vote is final...,, fiinal. 5 people thinks i have the saperge' 4 dont'
and i have aspergers
Posted by mis0It's actually a tie, so until someone breaks it, you've got naught.
Posted by Vampiro V. Empireproblem solved
Posted by Stalolini should just become a website admin and make a popular forum
yeah
that's totally what i'll do
i mean jesse can do it
and poco says i have aspergers
so i can do it
Posted by Admiral AnthraxHEY I HAVE ASBERGERS THIS OFFENDS ME
Not really, but a doctor diagnosed me with mild autism when I was a kid. Looking back and comparing me back then/me now, with the actual symptoms of autism and aspergers, I'm pretty sure it was a false diagnosis.