DA Time Machine




Posted by Alastor

Step 1: Go to the earliest pages of DA.
Step 2: Find an amusing thread.
Step 3: Link it.
Step 4: Invest in Google.
Step 5: PROFIT!

[url=http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=16593]This one was good.[/url] Particularly the first 7 posts.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=12337

Speak like the poster above you.




Posted by Arcadios

***, LoS got played so hard.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Or better yet "lol im fag ghost. at first i had no clue what a joke was, now i just attempt to be humorous and horribly fail at it!!!"


True two years ago as it is today.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=14104

Escapes gay hell only to wind up in christian hell




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

"JESUS CHRIST ITS A- THIS MEME SU- lol i concur-goo-NO- when will this ma- DIE MONS- ."


This thread title. I remember this. GOOD TIMES




Posted by Alastor


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Escapes gay hell only to wind up in christian hell


I get it.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

BECAUSE SUICIDE IS A MORTAL SIN




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=13028

FATENING




Posted by Alastor

[url=http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=13902]We had an entire ****ing board closed.[/url]

Me, Lolin and Zeta. Good times.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=12616

ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS




Posted by Linko_16

http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=15178

This one always makes me laugh.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

worth posting that link just for this

[IMG]http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs9/300W/i/2006/057/f/c/Hiyah_by_Loneychan.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Linko_16

But this is how she draws herself:



lol internet.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

don't we all see ourselves as a blue-loving wolfy?




Posted by Linko_16

I'm looking through her DeviantArt now... I think she deleted all references to me. Lol Loney.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

how's it feel to be deleted from someone's life?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

linko's useless data that has been deleted by the patriots




Posted by Linko_16

The Desert Rogue belongs to no one but himself.




Posted by Klarth

I wish I had a minging lardass otaku e-stalking me.

Or do I. Is this seriousmode.




Posted by Ant

I've enjoyed this thread so far. feels good man.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[url=http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=13337]Rideman: Origins[/url]




Posted by Alastor

A vegetarian wolf...?




Posted by maian

I haven't posted at DA long enough to be cool enough to do this. :(

then again I really just post here in phases so w/e :cool2:




Posted by The Judge

I've been enjoying these threads. They were pretty funny.




Posted by Corrupt

I ****ing HATE THEM.

nah, they're pretty fun to read




Posted by The Judge

Except your posts.




Posted by Alastor

burn




Posted by Corrupt

[quote=Alastor]burn

quiet, sycophANT


Quoting The Judge: Except your posts.


ur gay



Posted by Corrupt

burn




Posted by The Judge

f[COLOR="black"]uc[/COLOR]king lol.




Posted by mis0


Quoting Corrupt: burn

Excuse me, sir, I don't think you can declare your own burns a "burn"!

All of these old threads are great. Ah, teh memories!



Posted by Alastor


Quoting Corrupt: quiet, sycophANT


what :(

i am not ant :(



Posted by Corrupt

[quote=mis0]Excuse me, sir, I don't think you can declare your own burns a "burn"!

Well, you pretty much just acknowledged it as such, so that's good enough for me. ;)

[quote=Alastor]what :(

i am not ant :(

You seem awfully upset at the thought of you being likened to Ant, eh? Way to make Ant feel terrible, you asshole.

And I promise that I'll look up some old favorite threads very soon. :angel:




Posted by Alastor

Ant had it coming, I'm sure.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

ant never has it coming




Posted by Alastor

oh *** what




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

never




Posted by Ant

wow dan ur a jerk. :(




Posted by Ant

Broke penis :(
http://www.vgchat.com/showpost.php?p=257997&postcount=15




Posted by Klarth

That was a funny day for everyone who was not him

Seriously, his howl of agony was one of the most hilarious noises to have ever graced my ears.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

dear internet forum,
[spoiler].............[/spoiler] my penis is broken.




Posted by Slade

I read em all, lol'd pretty hard in general. Some of those threads are ones I've re-read more recently, too. Every once in a while when I get bored I surf the ancient DA archives in my star cruiser.

http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=13337&page=6

Too bad this one never came to fruition. The world needs a LoSwastika.




Posted by mis0

never too late, right?

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/khaos_the_sane/los.png[/IMG]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

hahaha, man. it's funny because he's in the army now




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

post to his CO for maximum profit

although it wouldnt be as bad as this

[IMG]http://i37.tinypic.com/2empesg.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

ah, good times.




Posted by The Judge

Social rejects are funny.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It's funny because that's not even what it smells like. All for nothing.




Posted by WillisGreeny

When I first arrived.

[URL]http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=24319[/URL]




Posted by Ant

weird how that was already a year ago.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

WEEABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO




Posted by The Judge

You were so cute back then!




Posted by WillisGreeny

Let's see:

I wandered into DA, the forbidden zone.

I made stupid jokes.

Fought a Scott over what Scottish people were like.

Tried to talk to as many members as possible on AIM.

Used an avatar theme that was already in use by Pit.

Made a big deal about learning Japanese.

Made a bigger deal about being called a weeabo.


All in an attempt for comedy, really. I wasn't really expecting to stay at VGC for very long, so I had an idea of a persona to take that would be fun to do for a week; be like a person who acted like they wanted to stay forever, yet do everything wrong. Few people had caught on, few people didn't (which was funny), but most people didn't care.

Then the place grew on me. :(




Posted by Ant

you can put me in the "didn't care" category.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

We didn't care man, seriously. You only become a fag on VGC when you start caring.




Posted by Corrupt

I don't know man, I always thought you were a pretty cool guy from the start.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

LEMMY_KOOPA




Posted by WillisGreeny

Where's the Omni sex change?

Better yet, the Xenos sex change.




Posted by Ant

The xenos one is gone with the wind.




Posted by The Judge


Quoting The X: We didn't care man, seriously. You only become a fag on VGC when you start caring.


As long as you're not a total fag, you're welcome in DA. Hell, even if you are. Look at Xile and Numbers.



Posted by mis0

I like how both cited examples of fags are Swedish, as opposed to actually homosexual or something.

SWEDEN IS THE GAY




Posted by #061402

Geez. I've checked every thread in here so far... Phantasma was stalked by "Noli", Linko was stalked by Azure Wolf and was also Vamp's/everyone's ***. Also, Linko's cursing was awesome. That LoSwastika was pretty ****ing awesome too.

I also feel a certain unexplainable respect for mis0, and I can't really decide what to feel for Jesse Smith. Hell, I respect all of you guys more now. :(




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting #061402: Also, Linko's cursing was awesome.


Really? I didn't think me cursing was a novelty anymore.



Posted by Ant

I remember back in the day it was like "oh shi linko is serious"




Posted by Linko_16

Yeah, back when I sort of still projected that image of being an innocent little kid. I knew people expected that of me and I was a bit afraid to show I had grown up.




Posted by #061402


Quoting Linko_16: Really? I didn't think me cursing was a novelty anymore.


I haven't really seen you chew someone out like you did with that chick though. For me it was like "Oh ****, and he came to like dickgirls?"



Posted by Linko_16

I'd do the same to anyone as absolutely hair-brained and offensive as her. Though I'm not sure why that makes it strange for me to also like dickgirls.




Posted by #061402

Not strange, really. Just if I'd read that post before finding out you liked dickgirls, I'd never have guessed.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

We always tell Linko the same thing

grow a pair

which, incidentally, is what he suggests to every girl he meets




Posted by Slade

Linko, you should write up an affordable plan for penis-attachment surgery, and market it to all the females you wish had dicks. I'm sure you could convince someone, someday.

someday...




Posted by WillisGreeny

Sounds like a first date question.

"So, how do you feel about having a penis?"




Posted by ExoXile

I gotta try that sometime. Seriously.




Posted by #061402

******* it. Sleep deprivation is bad for you.

But I'm seriously gonna try that one time, Willis.




Posted by The Judge

I finally re-read the epic linko thread.

My goodness, I'd forgotten a lot. I remember Linko chewing the moron out, and I remember her being stupid.

What I'd forgotten is Iris being a Knight in Shining Armor for the fat one, Sabre galavanting in and saying how absolutely disgusted he was with us, Xenos's blunt truths, my huge arguments, Klarthykin's bipolarism, Ant's actually good posts, Vampiro's matter-of-factness, and how there was one of those rare occurences where me and CJ actually saw eye-to-eye on a topic.

Man, that was a good read.




Posted by mis0

http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=15072

This thread made me giggle.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting mis0: http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=15072

This thread made me giggle.


Funny, I was just thinking about how I got some Lil' Slugger pics for someone, but couldn't remember who.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

that thread made me hate roger smith like never before




Posted by Klarth

I dunno, he's pretty good with photoshop




Posted by ExoXile

ROGEY'S AWESOME, MAN.
[IMG]http://vgchat.com/images/icons/icon8.gif[/IMG]




Posted by mis0


Quoting The X: that thread made me hate roger smith like never before

It was a pretty painful post to read, wasn't it?



Posted by #061402

Dunno why you guys dislike Roger. I've just seen him be a little blunt in his posts.




Posted by The Judge

You haven't known him for as long as we have.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=#061402;872083]Dunno why you guys dislike Roger. I've just seen him be a little blunt in his posts.Join Date: Jun 2008




Posted by #061402

It's usually easy to see which people you'll wind up disliking and not. Roger's one of those tricky ones, then?




Posted by ExoXile

Naw, Rogey's cool.




Posted by The Judge

He's annoying. You missed most of his drama fits and stupidity.




Posted by ExoXile

Meh, he's always been awwright to me.

You row?




Posted by Iris

He's one of those old members who haven't noticeably changed since they first joined.




Posted by #061402

Wouldn't that normally be a good thing?




Posted by Iris

Not if you first joined as a tool.




Posted by Ant

kinda like amy rose da pink hedgehog. *** I miss her :(




Posted by Iris

EXCUSE ME WHILE I'M DYNAMIC




Posted by Ant

How you managed to be so stupid is pretty amazing considering how you are now. :) That was back when I would post on the Sonic board a lot too. Good times.




Posted by The Judge

Well I personally don't see any improvements in her.




Posted by WillisGreeny

The Judge is so sweetly cruel. :D




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I wish Trigger was still around to fight Fate. :(




Posted by Ant

yeah I'd be all over that **** if you know what I mean yeah yeah yeah




Posted by Corrupt

I've been told that "I never exhibited any n00bish traits" by various VGC members. I, however, beg to differ. While I may have never resorted to using chatspeak to get my points across, my early posts in the war board as tehbowser were just awful. It's just too bad that we can't look back on VB2 anymore :(

Oh yeah, and I distinctly remember Foppy getting really pissed at me and when he tried to start an argument, Raptor came in out of nowhere and began defending me without me even asking or anything. I hardly even knew him at the time. good times

oh yeah and THE JUDGE YOU SHOULD FEEL TERRIBLE FOR WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT NUKING IRAQ I HOPE YOU ****ING DIE I ****ING HATE YOU **** **** ****

fuck

I still remember that pink-haired cartoon judge avatar you had




Posted by The Judge

I remember us first meeting. Magic, I tell you.

And yeah, I totally remember that! It's from the movie "We're Back!" about dinosaurs or the founding fathers or some sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t. If anyone could find that I'd use it immediately.




Posted by Corrupt

Oh man, I remember that movie too. Anything involving dinosaurs had a large influence on me as a child (like hundreds of thousands of other children, I'm sure). There was We're Back!, The Land Before Time, oh man... I just might hunt those down and watch them again.

And speaking of when we met for the first time, I'd say it needs to happen again... preferably in the "IRL" sense. :o




Posted by ExoXile

Land Before Time is awesome and will for all time be, awesome.




Posted by Corrupt

^^^ This man knows what he's talking about. ^^^

I don't know why but Petrie was always my favorite.



**** yeah. Oh, and the two villain dinosaurs from the second movie, what were their names... Strut and Ozzie. Pretty much the LBT equivalent of Pinky and the Brain (respectively). Man, now I really need to watch these again... I wonder if the old VHS tapes even work anymore :(




Posted by The Judge

Land Before Time stopped being good after number 2. What are they on now, 8?




Posted by Corrupt

Yeah, something like that. Admittedly I do have the first five videos in the series, and I remember enjoying them all quite a bit. Plus, seeing Chomper (the baby T-rex) make a return appearance in the fifth movie was like "HOLY **** THAT'S AWESOME, HE CAN TALK NOW". Haven't bothered with any of them after that one, though.




Posted by ExoXile

I used to love all of them.
Now anything but the original's inferior. :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: When I first arrived.

http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=24319



Quoted post: I never really noticed a problem with this kid... he seemed fine to me.


One of the few times I was kind to a new member. Called it.



Posted by Alastor

Sure is Zeta around here.




Posted by Ant

sarcasm?




Posted by Alastor

No. Zeta really likes The Land Before Time.

Just to be clear, I mean "really" as in "a lot", not as in "actually".




Posted by Ant

something pretty gay to like "a lot"

now rocko's modern life. don't get me started




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

meeeeeeeega gay




Posted by #061402


Quoting Ant: something pretty gay to like "a lot"

now rocko's modern life. don't get me started


I never liked that show. Just came off as disgusting to me. Same with AHHH Real Monsters.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

hahahaha, wow




Posted by Ant

wow.




Posted by Corrupt





Posted by #061402

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE




Posted by Corrupt


Quoting #061402: wow thats pretty gay guise


What, you not liking Rocko's Modern Life and Real Monsters is pretty gay? Absolutely.



Posted by The Judge


Quoting #061402: I never liked that show. Just came off as disgusting to me. Same with AHHH Real Monsters.


I actually tried to derep you for that. I couldn't though. Repped you too recently. Which confuses me because I've never seen you say anything worthy of my respect.

[quote]I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID. ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE IS A FANTASTIC SHOW. I'M OFF TO GO SUCK MY OWN DICK NOW SINCE I'VE BEEN TO ROUGH WITH THE LOCAL FAGGOTS RECENTLY AND SCARED THEM OFF.

G[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]dspeed.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

see, this is why i fuuuccck edit




Posted by #061402

Keep in mind I watched that **** in Swedish.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Doesn't matter. Real Monsters was ****ing awesome and Rocko's Modern Life is G[COLOR="White"]o[/COLOR]d tier




Posted by The Judge

I concur.




Posted by #061402

And you de-rep me for being of a different opinion?

Eh, whatever floats your boats, I guess.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

welcome into the fold




Posted by #061402

Hey, thanks! Nothing quite warms your heart like a simple "welcome."




Posted by WillisGreeny

[quote=#061402;874302]And you de-rep me for being of a different opinion?



NO, JUST FOR BAD OPINIONS.

[IMG]http://english.people.com.cn/200705/17/images/wallaby1.jpg[/IMG]

If it wasn't for cartoons, we'd all think this was a kangaroo.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

That was a hoot.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=#061402;874302]And you de-rep me for being of a different opinion?

Eh, whatever floats your boats, I guess.
the rep system's frivolous, dont worry about it




Posted by Linko_16

I liked the Chameleon Brothers.

Any episode with them in it kicked ***.




Posted by Ant

they were faggots.