SHAAADE
Posted by AlastorYou're 17! Better start nailing some underage girls while you still can! :kirby:
hbd2u
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire17 is the age of losers
Posted by ExoXileI lol at the fact that we can legally fornicate with whomever we want to as long as they're 15.
lol
Ondhbday.
Posted by BLUNTMASTER XSWEDEN IS SO COOL HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Posted by ExoXileCan't you shag 16 year olds, though?
Posted by #061402Only Austin Powers can shag.
Also, happy birthday.
Posted by junior seniorhappy birthday
lol as a gift ill call you at 2am one day
Posted by ShadeWouldn't be a good thread without Exo promoting Sweden.
Quoting ExoXile: Can't you shag 16 year olds, though?
Yup. ****'s good.
Thanks guys. :)
Posted by Arcadios17? I thought you were older.
Happy birthday.
[spoiler]WATCH GEASS R2[/spoiler]
Posted by ShadeYeah, I'm not cool and 18 like everyone else on this site.
Someday. Someday.
Posted by mis0Wow you're young! HBD kiddo.
Posted by XeroHappy birthday, buddy :)
Posted by Alastoridk, 17 was a good age for me. Enjoy it, Shade.
Know what'd be real enjoyable? If you [spoiler]watch Geass R2[/spoiler].
Posted by Zetahbd shade
you should [spoiler]watch goldensunsux[/spoiler].
:cookie::cookie::cookie:
Posted by ShadeI heard that show's not very good, actually. Full of LIES.
Posted by G-Sideshbd sir 8-)!
Posted by CorruptHappy "one more year until 18" day! Have a good one, really.
Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3Shade use your fingers to your advantage
If you know what I mean ;)
Posted by O.T.LHappy Birthday Shade!
I wish I was 17, lucky.
Posted by Vampiro V. EmpireHAHA, 15? THAT'S IT? SWEDEN SURE DOES SUCK. NOT LIKE COOL CANADA WHERE YOU CAN **** ANY 14 YEAR OLD YOU WANT WOOOOOOOOO
Posted by Xero
Quoting oswaldothelegend:
I wish I was 17, lucky.
Why?
Posted by Vampiro V. EmpireWHEN I WAS 17 I DRANK SOME VERY GOOD BEER
I DRANK SOME VERY GOOD BEER I PURCHASED WITH A FAKE ID
MY NAME WAS BRIAN MCGEE
I STAYED UP LISTENING TO QUEEN
WHEN I WAS 17
Posted by O.T.L
Quoting Xero: Why?
So i can be a year younger, life goes by too fast. :(
I think in Mexico you can bang any chick you want as long as your in "love" or maybe thats marry?
Crime is very high in the capitol of Mexico, people get robbed and **** every day, they even have cops that watch over prostitutes so they dont get abused or robbed! Thats in Mexico city where I hear all that happens... Looks like that place needs a Dark Knight....
Posted by Shade[quote]NOT LIKE COOL CANADA WHERE YOU CAN **** ANY 14 YEAR OLD YOU WANT WOOOOOOOOO
That just for citizens or for anybody? Because I'm just a stone's throw away and hot **** that is a good arrangement you guys have.
Posted by Vampiro V. EmpireI assume for everyone.
Posted by Xero
Quoting Shade: That just for citizens or for anybody?
Nah it's for anyone. As long as the 14 years old girl/boy concents, you can do it.
Posted by KlarthDon't American kids receive monster trucks and Thai sex slaves on their birthdays around this age
Either way, happy materialism
Posted by ShadeNah. Wouldn't be opposed to that Thai sex slave, though. Got:
50 bucks (more cash coming)
Juno on DVD
A ****in' sweet new tennis racket
Posted by O.T.L
Quoting netman: Don't American kids receive monster trucks and Thai sex slaves on their birthdays around this age
Either way, happy materialism
lol, yeah some redneck kids do!
**** yeah! New tennis rackets pwn!
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: 50 bucks (more cash coming)
Juno on DVD
A ****in' sweet new tennis racket
What terrible gifts.
Posted by cool gamer dadyeah, worse than the time i got a bedspread for Christmas. I mean, at least i got something to warm my *** up.
happy bday dudeman. keep it real.
Posted by O.T.L
Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: What terrible gifts.
Tennis racket dood, plus
cash what more could you want?
Edit- worst Christmas presents ever ( happened to me):
Men in black VHS tape. A super nintendo controler and a MIB toy( one of those aliens that are always drinking beer.)
I was hoping for the Power rangers video game for the super nintendo, I wanted to play as the white ranger. With the MIB tape and the super controler boxes bieng similar in size of the snes game boxes, my hopes rose and fell so hard....:(
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: cash what more could you want?
50 dollars is terrible cash.
Posted by Xero
Quoting Shade:
A ****in' sweet new tennis racket
Cool! Which brand?
Posted by Alastor
Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: 50 dollars is terrible cash.
Not when you're an unemployed teenager.
Posted by Vampiro V. Empirealastor is terrible human
Posted by BLUNTMASTER X[quote=Shade;869825]Nah. Wouldn't be opposed to that Thai sex slave, though. Got:
50 bucks (more cash coming)
Juno on DVD
A ****in' sweet new tennis racket
she doesn't keep the baby
Posted by ShadeLA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA
Quoting Xero: Cool! Which brand?
A Prince O3 White Speedport. And oh man is it amazing.
Posted by Crazy Klol, happy birthday.
Posted by Xero
Quoting Shade:
A Prince O3 White Speedport. And oh man is it amazing.
I'm jealous :(
Posted by O.T.L
Quoting Shade: LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA
A Prince O3 White Speedport. And oh man is it amazing.
sweet!
Posted by Vampiro V. Empiresounds pretty gay
Posted by Mystic HeroReally belated happy birthday David. Hope you had a good one. Enjoy your last year before you become this thing called an "adult."