4chan's been down for a week




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Presumably because some PO'd site is DoS attacking them. And I just got an email from Zelda Universe saying it had been hacked and taken control of by 'ebaumsworld'.

WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON




Posted by Klarth

Haha you registered at a franchise-specific forum

Basically, script kiddie wars. A load of cockmuffins are using the various chans as their battleground. Sigh.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=netman;868052]Haha you registered at a franchise-specific forumthis is the curse of having the same email since i was 12 years old




Posted by #061402

Happened to the Spanish *chan already. Possibly 2ch raiding again, since they're the ones who took down previous chan.




Posted by Klarth

I know Russian 2ch went under, too, but that's apparently up again




Posted by Linko_16

Thank *** I have plenty of other places to fap.




Posted by #061402


Quoting netman: I know Russian 2ch went under, too, but that's apparently up again


Now that you mention it, maybe it was down.. But I think that was because 4chan raided them?



Posted by David M. Awesome

brb soup




Posted by Klarth

Yay it's back!




Posted by Ant

woo




Posted by #061402

Now they're in the process of raiding 2ch to hell instead.




Posted by Corrupt


Quoting netman: Yay it's back!


What a shame.



Posted by Linko_16

Funny how it comes back as soon as I'm done with a fap. I even checked if it was back beforehand!




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

it isn't loading for me

fuuuuuudge




Posted by The Judge

Someone yelled my alias?




Posted by Linko_16

/b/ isn't working for me, but that's about it.




Posted by David M. Awesome

[quote=Corrupt;868212]What a shame.

YOSHI COMICS!?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I MISSED IT FUUUUUCK




Posted by #061402

****, it's down again.




Posted by mis0

This is probably scientology trying to confuse the various chans and make them destroy each other. They DDoS one chan, and then seed some rumors it was another chan.

Anonymous has been reckoned with.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

It's all an elaborate ploy by moot.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

4CHAN, IF YOU WANT TO STOP THE ATTACKS YOU MUST SEND ME MONEY RIGHT AWAY. SEND MONEY.



mexico all over again




Posted by #061402

Maybe some of the cancer will leave with all the downtime, though.




Posted by Ant

no




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

it's back up, for me at least

there's always gonna be cancer. people have selective memories when it comes to 4ch.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

people have selective memories when it comes to just about everything.




Posted by mis0

Thankfully so, as most everyone has things they'd like not to remember.




Posted by Ant

everyone has a penis.




Posted by mis0

The world doesn't need 6 billion dicks, quite frankly.




Posted by The Judge

Of course it does.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

world needs less genitals in general.




Posted by Ant

better get to work on that one then buddy. or should I say... "captain buddy"!




Posted by The Judge

I'm going to start calling Vampiro "The Captain."




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Vampiro V. Belmont




Posted by The Judge

Captain C. Captain.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

capeetan




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

C. J. V. V. Empiro




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

for a minute I was like "HEY, PAL, WHAT'S THAT J SUPPOSED TO MEAN" thought the c was for captain you see.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

CCJVV Empire




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

sounds like a jerk




Posted by Ant

yeah I don't really care about this anymore.




Posted by mis0


Quoting The Judge: Of course it does.

That's like 12 billion balls! Are you prepared for a global sausagefest?



Posted by #061402

Not gay unless balls are touching, though.




Posted by mis0

So semen dribbling down your face is fine so long as you didn't grab the other guys junk? Interesting logic!




Posted by #061402

Ain't it though? :D




Posted by The Judge


Quoting mis0: That's like 12 billion balls! Are you prepared for a global sausagefest?


Some are castrated.