cum laff im a fag




Posted by Alastor





Posted by Ant

aww look at the little baby. where's your mommy?




Posted by #061402

That was great. I should probably feel horrible for laughing at such, but I don't.




Posted by Alastor

I fully expected laughter when I decided to post this in DA.




Posted by #061402

If you weren't, I think I would feel a little sorry for you. Then probably laugh.




Posted by Alastor

I failed to mention that I've never been to any concert ever, and I had hopes of The Protomen being my first. :o




Posted by #061402

Hey, neither have I. Could be because I value my hearing, but I dunno. Most newer bands suck live anyway.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Why 21+? Too much beer going on? Every concert I've been to is 14+, even with a bar.




Posted by Zeta

Lie about your age. It ALWAYS works.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Maybe ten years ago. Now it's all WHERE IS YOUR IDENTIFICATION, CRIMINAL SCUM




Posted by cool gamer dad

kilos of weed are goin around whether or not it's 21+


ooooh weeeeeeell




Posted by Linko_16

Do what I do and barely care about contemporary music. YOU'LL NEVER BE DISAPPOINTED.




Posted by Slade

good thing the show wouldn't be freaking awesome or anything.

[youtube=i--_lJGCGuA]i--_lJGCGuA[/youtube]


...NOT!




Posted by Arcadios

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ;_;




Posted by Corrupt

I suffered your pain for many years since ALL the ****ing worthwhile venues around here were and still are 21+. On that fateful day of February 2nd, however, I was liberated from my prison. One day, you will be graced with the same fortune

but yeah that concert looks pretty awesome too bad you can't make it man!




Posted by Shade

Haha, the south... you guys chug moonshine like it's water but a concert is still 21+? lol




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

corrupt is not from the south

unless you consider san diego to be part of confederacy




Posted by Alastor


Quoting Shade: Haha, the south... you guys chug moonshine like it's water but a concert is still 21+? lol


We're not that cliche.

...SOME of us aren't that cliche, rather.



Posted by Shade


Quoting The X: corrupt is not from the south

unless you consider san diego to be part of confederacy


I remember that Cali was up for debate back in the day, but history class was two years ago and I can't for the life of me remember who it went to

so yes I do. only people Cali drink colorful fruit flavored alcohol instead of moonshine



Posted by Alastor


Quoting Shade: only people Cali drink colorful fruit flavored alcohol instead of moonshine


Bunch of college-aged people around here do that.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Love fruit-flavored alcohol. Whaddup Melon/apple sours.




Posted by Slade

h8 it. First time I got wasted was on a case of watermelon flavored beer.

...but slightly flavored vodka is awwwwright




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Red-Headed-Sluts are the only way to go. [spoiler]Peach Schnapps, Jagermeister, and cherry juice.[/spoiler]




Posted by The Judge

Bwahaha. That made me lol. Good job.




Posted by Alastor



i got bored




Posted by G-Sides


Quoting #061402: Hey, neither have I.
[quote=#061402;866670]Most newer bands suck live anyway.


wha :S











anyway sorry dan :( traveling out of state of shows tends to be stressful as **** most of the time anyway, given that this show is only an hour away



Posted by The Judge

That last one I tried to rep you for, but alas.




Posted by maian

HA, HA, LOOK AT DAN HE'S AN UNDERAGE FAGGOT HAHA




Posted by Alastor

i'll never forgive you for this




Posted by Ant

so wait is there another ant eating at this buffet or what? huck huck




Posted by #061402


Quoting G-Sides: wha :S


I've watched videos of live bands. Not to mention there's a Peace&Love festival here each year with a ****load of bands dropping in.



Posted by Ant

sweden, gay, no one cares, etc.




Posted by Corrupt

Scandinavia has always fascinated me, from the cold, dark forests in the north down to the thriving cities such as Stockholm, Oslo, and Helsinki. The vibrant nightlife would definitely complement the diverse and incredible music scene, what with the area being home to the melodic death metal capital of the world and many, many outstanding electronic artists. Plus, the concept of polar night and midnight sun (moreso the former) is definitely appealing to me. I'd also love to visit Tromso, perched waay up at the top of Norway. WHY, I COULD FEEL LIKE I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD

And trust me, you Swedish rascals, if/when I get the opportunity to visit, you'd better expect me to swing by and hang out. :cool: So in short, Scandinavia rocks, you ****ers




Posted by #061402

"Vibrant nightlife"? Nothing but drunken stupor, here.




Posted by Ant

He probably wasn't talking about your ****ty city. But you're still right.




Posted by Xero


Quoting Alastor:

i got bored


Dude! Those are hilarious! Keep bringing them XD



Posted by Alastor

If I can get any more ideas. :(




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

judge and some kind of child beauty pageANT




Posted by Alastor

woosh

You know you guys are free to copy paste that thing and make your own. I wouldn't mind in the least.




Posted by #061402


Quoting Ant: He probably wasn't talking about your ****ty city. But you're still right.


There are no cities that are different. Villages, maybe, but all cities are the same. Tend to contain a ****load of sand******s, too.



Posted by ExoXile

[quote=Corrupt;866861]The vibrant nightlife

[quote=#061402;866869]Nothing but drunken stupor, here.
Yeah?

[spoiler]Nothing could be more vibrant and awesome than that.[/spoiler]


Also, Rupty, I'd buy you a beer any day~ :-*




Posted by Linkman

Good one Dan lol.




Posted by Klarth

this reminds me of all the times Boris played in london over the past year

they only ****ing play at 18+ venues

same when The Ocean had a scala gig with Cult of Luna.

Oh well, not a problem I have to worry about for more than another 50 days or so.




Posted by Corrupt


Quoting netman: this reminds me of all the times Boris played in london over the past year


oh hey man that also reminds me how they scheduled a stop in san diego and THEN ****ING CANCELLED IT

consider yourself lucky :( I would also kill to see artists like Shitmat, DJ Scotch Egg, and VSnares live, all of which I'd imagine would have prominent influence in the UK underground electronic scene. Lucky ****ing bastard. <3



Posted by Alastor


Quoting netman: this reminds me of all the times Boris played in london over the past year

they only ****ing play at 18+ venues


I was confused at first, because I'd completely forgotten that I'm older than you.

If anyone gives me a DA member, what their hair looks like and a gag (ant's fat, i'm a baby, etc.), I'll make another one.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

judge has normal brown hair (i think?) likes little girls
vamp has long black hair and has the voice of a little girl
zeta has like no hair (if he still has the same haircut as he did in 05) and likes metroid and ****
linko has a beret for hair and likes dicks




Posted by Alastor


Quoting The X: vamp has long black hair and has the voice of a little girl


Oh ***, really? I want Xbox Live a lot more now.



Posted by Arcadios

Like I said, great xbox moment: Having Vamp sing the old batman theme song.

BATMAN DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA BATMAN




Posted by Alastor

But you didn't say a thing about him having a girly voice.

Anyway, I'm working on Linko's.




Posted by cool gamer dad

not so much girly, but more light and nice guyish.




Posted by Alastor

That's like the opposite of grim. If my voice is deeper than Vamp's I'm going to laugh. Hard.

Here's Linko's. COMPLETE WITH CENSORSHIP!





Posted by Slade

bol. Though I got distracted when I realized one of the hottest videos I've ever seen featured her. and she's french, so the beret totally fits




Posted by Alastor

Oh ***, she's French? I'm unwittingly a genius, then. I just got a totally random image for "nude model" off of Google.




Posted by Linko_16

Lol'd HARD.




Posted by Fragliche

The Protomen in Chattanooga? Seriously considering going.

Probably won't, though.

Probably CAN'T.




Posted by #061402


Quoting The X: judge has normal brown hair (i think?) likes little girls
vamp has long black hair and has the voice of a little girl
zeta has like no hair (if he still has the same haircut as he did in 05) and likes metroid and ****
linko has a beret for hair and likes dicks


This guy is just getting more and more awesome by the minute.



Posted by Linko_16

Finally, someone realizes it.




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Alastor: I was confused at first, because I'd completely forgotten that I'm older than you.
What. Is it because I act like a crotchety old man whenever I come back here for a shit-slinging spree?

[quote]If anyone gives me a DA member, what their hair looks like and a gag (ant's fat, i'm a baby, etc.), I'll make another one.

Oh oh I travel a lot

Run with that I guess



Posted by Slade

you... "travel a lot"?

no, no, you'll always be little concave chest boy to me <3




Posted by Alastor

yeah, you act like an old man :pikachu:




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Slade: you... "travel a lot"?

no, no, you'll always be little concave chest boy to me <3


You hit me where it hurts, comrade. Not even kidding. Getting slammed in the solar plexus is an agony you will never know!



Posted by Slade

Are you saying it hurts because of the chest thing, or was it caused by getting slammed in the first place?


...Maybe if I keep on hitting you where it hurts, it'll stop hurting? :(

VICTORY THROUGH COMPROMISE




Posted by Lord of Spam

[quote] If anyone gives me a DA member, what their hair looks like and a gag (ant's fat, i'm a baby, etc.), I'll make another one.

im balding and hate everyone and everything, and am frequently drunk. like now.


Quoting Corrupt: oh hey man that also reminds me how they scheduled a stop in san diego and THEN ****ING CANCELLED IT



you can suck satans dick in hell. I can even go to a show where people are gonna be toking up, because i get randomly drug tested, and get a dishonorable discharge if i pop. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH OF THE MUSIC I LIKE IS LOVED BY STONERS grumble



Posted by Klarth


Quoting Slade: Are you saying it hurts because of the chest thing, or was it caused by getting slammed in the first place?


...Maybe if I keep on hitting you where it hurts, it'll stop hurting? :(

VICTORY THROUGH COMPROMISE


COMPROMISE THROUGH FAITH

Nah, it's the result of a syndrome. Not hindering in the least unless I wind up in a fistfight. Seriously, I can't breathe for hours if I'm winded up there.



Posted by Klarth

Hey LoS when are you going to leave the navy

It's not even as if you get to sail the seven seas

No, instead you work with EXPLODING ATOMS

I bet I could use a geiger counter as a grindcore metronome around you, boy




Posted by Xero


Quoting Alastor:

Here's Linko's. COMPLETE WITH CENSORSHIP!




XD



Posted by Corrupt

haha faggot




Posted by Linko_16

Wait, is that a naval piercing I see?

Do not want.




Posted by Klarth

Naval piercing? Is that a euphemism for engine room rape?




Posted by ExoXile

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucku~




Posted by maian

I have long blonde hair and I like metal gear and stuff lol :cookie:

and I guess I suck at meeting brawl tournaments and stuff lol




Posted by Ant

I can see it now. make it happen stat




Posted by Alastor

The hardest part of thinking up ideas for these is getting a "Wait, what's this at the bottom?" out of it, and having that result in GLOOOOM

Someone else make one ffs




Posted by Shade

nvm

short brown hair and I died inside when those golden sun 3 screenshots were confirmed fake




Posted by Zeta


Quoting maian: I have long blonde hair and I like metal gear


LIQUID!?



Posted by Arcadios

Hey, Zeta.

Nice Nia avatar you got there.




Posted by maian

more like red haired dude in Arc's sig than Liquid, my hair is

lol




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting maian: red haired dude in Arc's sig


IORI.

Also, it is sick and wrong for that hairstyle to actually exist in real life. You should be ashamed of yourself.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Arcadios;867926]Nice Nia avatar you got there.
that's adelle

fag




Posted by Arcadios

http://vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=11744&page=113


derp




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Zeta: LIQUID!?


Fate told me I looked like Liquid during my brief mullet stint.

I should totally grow it out and bleach it again.





BROTHER!



Posted by maian

My hair isn't actually stlyed like lirrolr or whatever the crap his name is, it's just more around that general length than it is Liquid's. :cool:

It's like, long medium hair instead of uh, long long hair.




Posted by Klarth

also i have the british gimmick going on




Posted by Alastor


Quoting maian: lirrolr


Iori. Jeez, it's only four letters. Not hard.



Posted by Ant

still doesn't matter though.




Posted by maian

oops i guess i'm just bad at remembering things could've sworn it was lirrorl




Posted by David M. Awesome

[center][IMG]http://boollette.free.fr/images/kof/gifs/iori_laugh.gif[/IMG][/center]




Posted by maian

what a faggot




Posted by Alastor

takes one to know one




Posted by maian

you would know wouldn't you

FAGGOT




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting David M. Awesome: [center][IMG]http://boollette.free.fr/images/kof/gifs/iori_laugh.gif[/IMG][/center]


I still remember when I once used that gif when some guy thought he was a mod for some reason (tricked into it, I think) and asked how to get to the mod control center. I just replied, "[url=http://boollette.free.fr/images/kof/gifs/iori_laugh.gif]Here it is![/url]"



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

FUN FACT: Most bars don't even card you for shows. There's too many people for a minor to get spotted and they want the money and business. So you could've gone (preferably with someone over 21 just in case) and got in with no problem whatsoever. 21+ is typically just a formality.




Posted by maian

hey look guys i made one

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v113/maian/FFIVallegory-2.gif[/IMG]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

games are $39.99. What did you expect?




Posted by Alastor

SQUARE-ENIX = 5BUX




Posted by Zeta

SPOILERS: Golbez's real name is Theodor.

Ruined the game for you.




Posted by maian

I don't know how they are around there, but here, probably 95% of DS games are $30, with the rare $35.

...I forgot that Square Enix games are the ONLY ones that cost $40. :(




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

****ING CAGNAZZO **** OFF




Posted by Zeta

ICEBREATH
BLAZE
SCORCH
ICESTORM
THERMAL RAYS

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I don't know how they are around there, but here, probably 95% of DS games are $30, with the rare $35.


oh, weird. Makes it less funny then.



Posted by Slade

I like the drooling frame best.


wait, I thought the us release had the black and silver box-art




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Zeta;868316]ICEBREATH
BLAZE
SCORCH
ICESTORM
THERMAL RAYS

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
COUNTER: SLEEP
COUNTER: HOLD
COUNTER: SILENCE

CAGNAZZO IS CHARGING HIS TSUNAMI

BUT ALL YOUR CASTERS ARE IN SOME FORM OF PARALYSIS LOL




Posted by Zeta

Cagnazzo was easy; the **** is wrong with you?




Posted by Slade

semicolon OWNED




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Zeta;868322]Cagnazzo was easy; the **** is wrong with you?i beat him the second time with no problems, but jesus christ the first time was a mess. hate any enemy that has multiple counters.




Posted by maian

It does have black and silver box art, but I didn't really care enough for that comic. ;o

Notice: ALL of the other DS games are "Petz" games because THAT'S HOW IT FSCKING IS AT TARGET




Posted by Klarth

That's how it is everywhere.

Went into GAME to see if they had S.T.A.L.K.E.R. today. Stood behind a woman with a girl who looked about eleven. In her cholesterol-swollen mitts she clutched "Imaginez Fashionz Designerz", "Bratz Rockz Angelzz", "Imagine: Masterz Chefz", "Imaginez Babyz" and "ZZ Topp'z Zymotic Zygote Zoo". That last one, sadly, doesn't exist.




Posted by Alastor

Remember, kids: Nothing screams "COOL" like using the letters X and Z in otherwise simple names.




Posted by Zeta

Mega Man Xtreme 2 taught me that.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

What's with all the STALKER hype recently? Is it really that good?




Posted by Klarth

I don't know; that's what I'm trying to find out. /v/ suddenly exploded with it about a month ago. Can't find a copy anywhere in meatspace.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

STALKER isn't so great. It's quite good at best. But /v/ is a horrible source for what's good and bad with games, since they often flip between loving and hating a game depending on its popularity. HOWEVER Clear Sky looks pretty great.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

CORY IN THE HOUSE




Posted by Linko_16

Cory is my brother's name.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

who is gay




Posted by Linko_16

Vamp is a man with a plan.