EARTHWORM JIM 64 IS A BAD INVESTMENT
NO MATTER HOW GOOD THE SEGA ONES WERE
also, when your friend asks you to help him in an EVE online scam, do it
you could have made
and get a haircut
get a 360 before getting a wii
Use a Kleenex.
Don't trade in those games, faggot, you'll want to play them again in 4 years.
Wii has 4 games total.
Get a job.
Don't give Kirby Superstar back to that kid you borrowed it from. He won't give back Super Mario World.
Don't let your cousin borrow Ape Escape.
Don't walk home instead of taking the bus in 2nd grade because your parents will totally freak the **** out and ground you for like a month.
you're awesome
here, wear these
*hands myself sunglasses*
also, when the time comes to pick final courses in high school, politics is a bad choice
dont forget to go to your exam
Don't eat so much, fatty.
Scream "Here I come to save the daaay" when you're late for the Math B National Exam.
F
[quote=Linko_16;866047][COLOR=indigo]Don't eat so much, fatty.[/COLOR]
this and:
stop crying you faggot
go exercize fatty
read more you dumbhead
do your school work you lazy ***
I think I'm covered on those other things, except for the exercise. It's just, when I was a little kid, no one told me it might **** up my metabolism to have three sandwiches for lunch!
[quote=Linko_16;866063][COLOR=indigo]I think I'm covered on those other things, except for the exercise. It's just, when I was a little kid, no one told me it might **** up my metabolism to have three sandwiches for lunch![/COLOR]
No no, those were for me. I was just stealing something you put. PERHAPS I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE CLEAR
You're Fat, lose weight
Oh yeah. Addendum;
Stay the **** away from 4chan.
1) take pictures of the hotter one
2)be nicer to the nicer one
3)work out more
4)drin k less
Ask "Want to talk about it?" to validate the plane ticket, get a cheap f[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ck, and dump the psycho.
draw more you ***** *** **** **** ******
don't bring her on the cruise lol
in b4 it was one of his cousins and she just got on his nerves
nothing hot, i assure you
Invest in google.
Goof off more in HS.
You will be greatful she dumped you.
Seriously, don't let him suplex you off the roof.
Someday you will be gay, get used to the idea. You twink.
You're a ****ING retard. Stop it.
Well, other than things like "BET ALL YOUR MONEY ON THIS ONE TEAM IN THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON AND ON THIS ONE GUY THAT WINS THE GAME SO YOU CAN GET HUGE MONIES/PICK THESE LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR A 50 MILLION DOLLAR WIN" not much.
Too early in my life to regret anything.
look out for that wall
Location: in my house
probably him
what's to regret?
nothing because nothing happened
huh
nothing happened, silly ant
it's maian
What about warning yourself not to get your wife pregnant?
lol
Low blow, man, low blow.
But nah, wouldn't give that week at the hospital up for anything.
I didn't know she was your wife, man.
I was being serious, not mean. But oh well. If you enjoyed spending that week at the hospital, then you keep that memory, and love it forever.
We were really awesome close friends at the time I asked her to come, but several months later...not so much. :cookie: Granted, we were still friends, but it just weakened a lot over time. Whatever was "there" before wasn't really there come the time of the cruise. Therefore, there was a LOT of wasted time on the boat and stuff trying to have fun with her, when she simply changed so much in so little time that it was hard to by that point. So a lot of the trip became crappy. >_> There was no way to tell, though.
ah, PRETTY GAY. think of all the other females on the ship you could've raped. maybe next time
seriously, you're on a boat, man. WHERE ARE THEY GONNA RUN?
There are a few people I'd like my past self to have never met; it would've saved me a good year of pain and crippling depression. Maybe I wouldn't be such a cynic if circumstances had been different.
i told you nothing happened
SO ARE WE EVER GONNA PLAY GTA4 TOGETHER
I'll show you nothing happened
No delete? It's only 11:40!
Well, I did rape a couple of girls and throw them into the ocean, but I didn't think that was noteworthy enough to post here. :cookie:
that post deserves rep, of which I can't give.
YUMMY RAPE REP
JUST ****ING DO IT
**** I really hate my past self.
Wait, wait, wait, I've got one.
"All sex is is when a man puts his penis into a woman's vagina, and all your feelings right now are perfectly normal, natural and acceptable. You do not need to go on japanese hentai artists' websites to try and find yourself."
There we go.
and so began the dickgirl legacy
[quote]
The Judge agrees: YOU CAN HAVE MY AXE
Grenade Grasshopper agrees: AND MY BOW
Alastor agrees: But not my sword. **** you, go get your own.
Fragliche agrees: I've got nothing.
these rep comments together made me lol too. THAT DESERVES REP!!!
Umm...
I don't know if I really regret anything.
Well, maybe:
End the relationship before she does, MAKE HER CRY.
And then take her back.
Oh and, don't ever let yourself get whipped.
It's kind of sad that my only regret would be a woman.
Don't drop out of UAT, you faggot.
Stop slacking off.
Exercise more, pussy.
HAY KID WANNA YIFF
Oh man, lol.
I wish I could rep you.
dont smoke so ******* much.
...or at least use a vaporizer. that **** ****s you lungs, man
dont smoke so much?
truly you are now matt miller
rip rideman of spam
Don't drink those beers.
*facepalm*
Oh oh I have so many of these
Age five: Don't blow your nose in front of that nice looking lady. She's going to find out who you are, phone your mother and complain about the disgusting noise you made while doing it. And then you'll be grounded and won't go to Ed Debevic's for months.
Age six: Don't refuse to salute the flag and hail F
Know why he attacked me?
I turned his computer off.
Sounds like you deserved it then!
Did you pay to turn his computer off?
No. I was being egged on by the older guys.
...The older guys, who, back then, were 16-17. ****.
Can we find the said video on Youtube?
The full list of what Klarth would tell his past self: now available in hardback.
Hardcover, yankee scum.
hardback sounds mighty sexual
bentback even more.
Bareback even more.
That's a book without a cover, right?
Brokeback even more.
Oh and just, stay away from the laughing gas, will you?
**** will put ghosts in your brain for a long time.
Destiny is what we create.
lol
I stand true to it.
Doesn't necessarily mean a good one.
"Snape kills Dumbledore."
*******it you're ****ing banned.
Rosebud was his sled.
Jesus Dies.
the world ends in 2012
The world ends many times before 2012.
Large Hadron Collider.
I always read it as Large Hard On Collider.
you can imagine the rest from there.
It's just two black guys running at each other naked with a white woman standing in the middle (any white woman) to keep them up.
The entire purpose is to cause n[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]ggers pain.
So that's why they're called BLACK holes...
"DON'T GO TO YOUR PARENT'S HOUSE NEXT WEEK"
If I have to hear about the dimensions of cattle panels and gates or the answers to the bus-driving test questions or the problems encountered when siding a barn ONE MORE TIME, there's going to be some double-murder-suicide up in here.
Though, earlier today I got to see a sheep take a flying leap headfirst into a fence. not even CLOSE to worth it
totally worth it. ****ing loin just imagining it
animals r dum
Leave your dad's lighter alone.
(When I was 6, I took my dad's lighter out his truck and lit the woods on fire. :D)
"take it easy bro"
last week I downed the greater part of a fifth of tequila after a year of hardly ever drinking. I delivered a drunken philosophical speech for more than half an hour, ending with the phrase "...AND THAT'S HOW IT IS"
fifteen minutes later they found me in the bathroom lying in puke and pieces of broken glass. "JUST... JUST LEAVE ME HERE"
****, that's awesome
Sounds like you learned a lot about philosophers!
Open a bottle of alcohol near your brother and you'll get to.
"Hey their Slade,
I see you looking down
Don't wanna see my little buddy-
Down with a frown"
STOPPED READING AT SHADE
**** that faggot. **** him 32 times with 32 cocks in his 32-inch *******
[spoiler]actually I kind of miss MSNing him...[/spoiler] : /
I was practising.
Now it's perfect.