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we left 6/30/08 for south georgia to see family down there (my dad, my aunts, it doesn't matter) rite? k so on the 11th we get home and i go in my room, put my shi up, etc, then go into the kitchen for a drank. open the fridge for some milk and the expiration date reads: jul 4, so i figured it was way expired etc etc. so i call my brother into the kitchen to smell the milk :s he takes a wiff... takes another wiff, shrugs, hands it back to me, and walks out. naturally, i smell it and it smells fine so i pour it into the glass i had and water comes out. :) very perplexed, i take the juice out and pour it into my glass, and water comes out. :) my little brother's lactose-intolerant friendly milk is also filled with water. about this time, my brother calls me into the living room to look at something drawn on the couch. 'lo and behold, a cock&balls has been sharpie'd on the arm of our sofa, and "i want to fuck mrs. smith" has been written on a box next to the couch (mrs. smith = mom). in my mind i'd already pieced together who did it, so i come back in my room and get on the computer to view le browser history. myspace, runescape, and youporn galore! 5 different days, someone was in my house, in my room, on my computer, playing runescape and beating off (the 3rd, the 5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th.) what pissed me off even more was that time stamps for a few of the dates went from 12 AM to 7AM, meaning the fuckers stayed the night. upon further inspection of the house: $40 worth of freezer food and cereal and shit like that has been eaten with the food left sitting in the trash can, a sink that was empty is now piled with dishes, oatmeal is spilled all over my giant bean bag, spaghetti sauce which i guess was from ravioli is on my wall and the hallway wall, dried raman is encrusted in the couch infront of the sofa, and my last.fm has scrobbled plays for music listened to on the dates above!
after the runescape and youporn i already knew who had done it because the little 13 year old dick went and my room to "look at his myspace" and ended up looking at anal shemale shit on youporn about a month before (which subsequently resulted in banishment from my room). other kids in the neighborhood said that he also draws in other places, like on peoples' mailboxes, street signs, etc. so mom goes down to his house and confronts him and his mom (a very very strict fat black woman who has the temper of a pitbull). apparently, it wasn't just him, and two other kids who are just as young and dick-like as him end up being involved. cops come, etc etc, kids are arrested, juvy for the weekend. turns out that we accidently left our basement door unlocked :/ they went to court today me thinks but i have no idea what was ruled or if a ruling was even given.
needless to say, i'm pretty fucking disgusted to even be in my own house right now. i'm pretty sure at least two different people sat in this chair and came on my carpet or some shit, i don't really know what all was touched, manipulated, whatever. i still feel like i've been invaded, like i've been PSYCHOLOGICALLY MOLESTED =-O or something.
sux
dude, that's ****ing gross. I don't know where you live, but kids down there have a lot of balls to just stroll into some house and beat off on some kids computer and eat their food. if those kids aren't guilty it will be a horrible failure of justice. I don't care what their age is, you can't just walk into someone's house. Wow
can't say I'm surprised they're black.
only one was black. :S the oldest (14) is hispanic and the youngest (12) is white.
Find out what the court ruled, if you can.
****ers will probably get off basically scott-free because they're under 18.
JUSTICE!
That's disgusting, man. :(
My advice for feeling gross in your own house would be to clean/throw out everything that has been ****ed up in some way, then re-arrange your bedroom.
clean everything with some wipes. That will probly help you feel better about your stuff. Some fabreeze should do.
I third that **** ^
DUUUUUUUUUUUDE, that's ****ed up. I'd feel beyond violated. I actually feel bad for you.
Also, fourth'd.
Post on his myspace saying what he did and precisely what porn he looked at. RUIN HIS LIFE. Post the story on 4chan tonight, I think you'll have the legion as backup.
I accidently left the garage door open today after leaving, and having read this post yesterday, I came home and was like "oh shi-" and scanned the entire house to see if ANYTHING was out of order. Makin me paranoid. :(
[quote] I think you'll have the legion as backup.
The internet is not your personal army.
Dude, that sucks! I'd be furious, and I'd probably clean everything in my house. But yeah, I would feel violated myself.
pics or it didnt happen
That is just nasty and wrong. I'd be really grossed out and uneasy about it if it happened to me, too. At least you caught the little ****s.
They should have jizzed in the milk bottles. I figure that's where the story was going.
were in jail over the weekend, two were bailed out and the third is still sitting in there because his parents don't love him, court tomorrow
Yeah, I feel really bad for you, but I have a feeling the legal system won't really help you a whole lot. I'm gonna back up Speedy and suggest you embarrass him terribly by announcing any fetish porns he looked at and such.
Go to his school and post printouts of it all over.
Sucks, at least they got some form of punishment for it.
That sofa's ruined unless you find some way of cleaning permanent ink, though.
Yeah, hopefully the family will at least pay for damages.
you should be really nice to him and try to teach him what he did was wrong.
now go do the same thing to him REVENGE LOL
beat them up and post it on youtube. that seems to be the new trend, nowadays.
If it's any consolation, you're lucky it was a bunch of dumb kids and not a bunch of adults. :/
No, I mean with adults it would've been something like robbery. Or worse, they could've trashed the house completely. Probably the worst thing ever would be if they were still in the house when everyone came back from the vacation, they panic, and hurt someone trying to get out.
I don't know, sounds like something even young teens are capable of.
It's just a matter of whether or not you want young kid semen or old man semen in your milk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conversion_therapy
Yes, there's such a thing, along with many, many other techniques to "de-gay" someone.