In about 8 minutes I'm turning off my computer and won't be on until Saturday at the earliest. Use this thread (and this time) to enjoy (or weep over) my absence.
I think the obvious thing to do here is not post in this thread at all, then delete this post before Saturday.
JUDGE = OWNED
and I'll only be around from the hours of 11pm-7am until thursday. then maybe back saturday. WHAT EVIL THINGS COULD JUDGE AND ANT BE UP TO?
JUDGE GONE? WHAT WILL WE DO WITHOUT HIM?
oh wai-
The same stuff that we did when Vamp was go-- oh wai-
No Judge? Who will preside over high court now?
Who will set totally impossible rules in Final Fantasy Tactics?
moving out is quite the hasstle. I have my bed, desk...and that's pretty much it set up right now. THE JUDGE has everything together since he only worked on his room for the most part. Probably playing his PStriple right now with his goth girl(friend).
too much new information in that post. you gotta be like
post 1
hey guys im movin out
post 2
oh also judge is movin out 2 with me
post 3
oh also also judge has a girlfriend now
post 4
shes a goth
no. she's a girl. and they're friends. not girlfriend. he had over some nice christian girl over earlier who was nice enough to help us move our ****. needless to say, I'd hit it.
but yeah, judge, myself, darksong, and another friend of ours and his ***** all moved out today into our new home. should be interesting. and I'm at work so that's how I'm online right now. no internets til saturday at the new house :( :( :(
man, gonna walk in on judge bangin' his hot loli-goth gf EVERY DAY
***, no. my bed is not against the wall that I share with him for a reason.
make sure you invest in some watershoes for the shower. you know, the whole masturbation remnants factor.
hmmmmmm, despite such things. I can't help but thing of how faggy it would be to wear "water" shoes in the ****ing shower. no, **** that. I'd rather stomp my way through mountains of jizz than wear ****ing watershoes. **** you.
thing is though, it sticks to your feet. you get out thinking it's all good until you're wiping your feet with the same towel you're rubbin' all up and down your face.
fine. I'll put up a sign that reads "Please, if masterbating, aim toward the drain. Thank you very much." or ****, tell him to do it in his room. that's where all my action takes place. lol
UGH, well fine. have it your way mr. jizz-towel face-wiper.
I'll be honest with you. I ****ing love jizz-towel face. it's all I live for anymore.
This sounds like the premise for an ironic sitcom
I LIKE IT
eh, I really don't think it'll be too much of a problem. we're all pretty chillax most of the time.
Never really seemed to matter for me. I'm usually always relaxed, though I stayed at my best friends and almost broke his arm and he almost broke my nose, and another time I nearly smashed my buddy's head in with a shovel and he almost killed me with a fire poker. Not even sure how it got to that point.
no...no I don't think anything like that would ever happen.
Would be funny if it did
I probably couldn't live with another guy because he'd be all up in my XBox and ****, and you KNOW that would **** me off.
Yeah, he'd need his own consoles.
it's like touching another woman! you gotta ask first.
****, this price drop better go through this weekend. I want my xbox ****it. srsrly. only 5 days left if that's the case.
Too many sources confirming it for it not to happen.
Enjoy your ****ty refurb though.
YEAH, ENJOY YOUR NO RROD
FAG GOT
That was said not to be true. They've had that deal going on at gamestop for quite some time now. And hell, Austraila got theirs already. IF ANYTHING, I think I'll enjoy my 60gig harddrive instead of 20! :O
Nah, 20. They're getting rid of 20s for 60s.
it's not like the price is gonna go up. still, 20 is fine by me.
Who cares about HDD sizes anyway? Still plenty of space for all your ****.
it's just nice to have :(
Street Fighter 2 HD Remix is out soon. Thanks for reminding me.
Agreed, it is nice to have. Though I still have 8 gigs left and even more room if I get rid of map-packs I don't use anymore.
sfii is a money maker. why would they let money die?
BUT THE HI-DEF GRAPHX
Agreed, sir. But apparently more people like II hence it getting all the remakes. Though, man, I'd really like to see a SFIII update or something.
YOU CAN'T UPDATE PERFECTION
EXCEPT MAYBE TONE DOWN THE AI ON THE ****ING ENDBOSS
beat his *** with every character just to play as him...and I don't even like playing as him!
Also, while I was writing that, I started being a dick to my roommate who's like "LOL HOW DOES I USE .BIN FILEZ"
YOU JUST ****ING OPEN IT IN POWERISO
WAIT, WAIT... IS THAT uTORRENT?! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO CLOSE THAT **** YOU'RE HOGGING ALL THE BANDWIDTH
ARE YOU STUPID?! OF COURSE IT'S STILL USING BANDWIDTH, IT'S SEEDING
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SEEDING IS?! HOLY **** DUDE I'M GONNA TAKE A SHOVEL TO YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW C'MERE
if someone said that to me I'd lol.
So far I've made it through several instances of both situations without harming anyone.
...But mentioning the shovel and firepoker things to my roommate made me really want to hit him for doing stupid little things, like just pouring the contents of his dirty soup bowl into another bowl in the sink instead of down the drain WHERE IT BELONGS.
GEE, SURE IS BORING AROUND HERE. I WONDER WHAT JUDGE IS UP TO.
Yeah, 90 percent of my fights with my brother are just over the most trivial ****. I remember slapping him across the head once for taunting me with G&W's bell in Melee. ***, that was frustrating.
hahahaha
There's really no point in getting upset over the big things. You gotta laugh at those. But small things that happen over and over again slowly eating away at your soul until you feel like a shriveled husk of a man-shell? **** that *****.
so how long is judge gone for
far too lazy to go read the first page
but anyways thank *** he's gone
that skinny faggot
Comes back on Saturday, nothing of value will be noticed.
saturday?
TOO SOON
watch, the second he gets back he's going to yell at me to make a comic
Make a FUUUUUUUUCK, SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
PI[COLOR=Silver]SS[/COLOR] IN MY AAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS
hahahaha
I FUUUUUUCK BALLLLLLSSSS TITTIEEEES as a CUUUUUUNT, seeing as PI[COLOR=Silver]SS[/COLOR]-STAINS want me NIGGGERRRRRRRR.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
CC
KKKKKK
H-H-H-H-H-HOLY FUUUCK
[quote=ExoXile;860327]I FUUUUUUCK BALLLLLLSSSS TITTIEEEES as a CUUUUUUNT, seeing as PI[COLOR=silver]SS[/COLOR]-STAINS want me NIGGGERRRRRRRR.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
CC
KKKKKK
H-H-H-H-H-HOLY FUUUCK
Is this what X deleted?
never gets old
[quote=WillisGreeny;860332]Is this what X deleted?
Not even close, but it's far more funny.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
bol
ANYWAYS, I'm at work again another ****ing night after having only managed to get 2 hours of ****ing sleep this morning so I'm both tired mentally and physically. my ****ing elbow joints hurt like a *****, and my back. ugggggh. I think I'm gonna be a bit lazier tomorrow. and actually sleep in.
oh, and as I turned on my computer and everything I checked to see what connections were available, and found a few. and after having clicked one I clicked my vgc tab and it worked! and I was all like "oh **** yeah we already can mooch off someone else's internet." but then after I got to some page on here I realized it was just going off my temp internet files or some crap. then I was :(
and ****ing judge bought an hdtv and new monitor today after having just got a pstriple a few nights prior. turd. 360 ON SUNDAY FINGERS CROSSED!
Wow, you guys will really be living the high life.
he will, not us. though there is a big screen downstairs for everyone to use.
Gonna have a WICKED HOUSEWARMING PARTY!!!!! ?
yes, actually.
so yeah, this time I found one to actually mooch off of for reals. it's a low signal, so I'm not sure how stable it is...neat though :cool:
Firefox can't even spell dialogue.
Haha, yeah. That's thrown me for a loop a couple times. Made me go to dictionary.com thinking I was mega wrong or something.
Crouch down and lift with your knees, not that hard! It's pretty easy to mess up your back.
wow you should become a ****ing professor in the art of lifting.
go **** yourself
I'm just kidding! You're a wonderful man.
It helps not to weigh 200 + pounds.
Actually, it helps to weigh 200+ pounds, considering to effectively lift you need muscle and muscle has weight AND it's easier to build muscle when you have more body fat. Hence the fact that all the world's strongest men have an excess of fat on them to go along with the massive amount of muscle.
If he was lifting only one box, then yeah. Depends on the heart's condition, since blood circulation is important to stamina. The world's stongest men stay on a workout regiment that keeps the heart, and the rest of the cardiovascular system, healthy. For people with Fat Albert hearts, they do nothing, so the heart's walls expand to the point of paralysis.
BS.
I'm calling you out, buddy.
*** ****it Willis.
No dude, I saw the whole thing on the Geographic channel. And you know how they repeat the same **** over and over after each commerical break, making it almost impossible to not learn something.
There's no way any of those dudes have any fat on them. I don't believe it
I never said they had fat on them... waht!?
just extra energy buddy. and yeah, I wasn't breathing heavily the whole time or anything...just said my muscles were sore :/
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;860545]Someone who's morbidly obese won't be doing a lot of lifting. Fat fat, not fat helps build muscle due to muscle consuming fat, if I recall correct.
Yeah, but shortness of breath will usually stop a fatty long before they've consumed their fat into muscel, making 200+ pounds more of a burdan than a blessing depending on the person. It's good to put on some weight for muscel building, but like all things, there's a balance.
Hey Ant, get ripped, and then tell us the difference.
wait, what? I never said all that weight would be fat, FUUUUCK. Just that, you know, the more muscle you have the more you'll weigh (usually over 200 pounds) and extra fat (while not being obese) can only help you.
What I've been saying applies more directly to Ant, so that's probably why I seem unclear. For Ant, 200+ is probably more of a burdan. Yeah, fat is great energy for muscels; Without it, you're ****ed. For Ant, unless he's exercising some, he's probably more fatty than musceled (no offence, Ant...). What you said about extra fat is exactly what I mean with balance. soooo yeah, there's not really a disagreement here.
hey willis, why don't you go flip some tires in your backyard
I use to take weight lifting seriously, until I realised how unserious it all was. That was back when I played football.
you're a deadman.
oh, and I lost the internet connection again earlier today :( so I'll be on tonight and then gone till saturday.
I remember buying one of those ****ty
I used that when it came to DS wifi since the house Modem was upstairs while I lived down. **** hardly worked when it came to playing with Linkman, Alastor and Zeta on Mario Kart. But ****, it was fun when it worked. It was mostly a race for first between Alastor and Zeta while I stayed close behind on 3rd and Linkman all the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay in the back in 4th.
poor stinkman.
and lol got it working again. BUT FOR HOW LONG?
10 hours
lol no it was down most of the night I think. should be getting internetz later today.
nvm. we got ****ed and now the next time they can apparently come is on ****ing friday. I'm pretty ****ed off about that actually. want me some stable internetz.
Why's it taking them so long to set it up for you? That's a pretty ridiculous amount of time they're making you wait.
SUE
Huh, that's pretty bad! My cable/internet company, though a monopoly, is pretty good about that stuff. Takes 'em three days tops to swing by if I need help.
I am nothing without my stable internet connection. NOTHING.
That would imply that you are something with a stable internet connection.
man, makes you think...
*** I miss having a stable internet at home :(
I went a week or two without it when I moved in here... and then a month without it later on when I thought my computer was broken. so many lonely nights spent cruising the boob tube for some fukken BOOBS
yeah, no tv either. however, my one other friend/roommate has a modded xbox with basically every nes,snes, genesis, and more games on there. I'll probably start a psychonauts file when I get back since he has that on there as well.
eh, when my computer broke I can't say I missed it. Likely helped that I couldn't even turn on my computer. If I had a working one and the internet was down it'd certainly frustrate me because I'd want to know what the deal was... but I found other ways to occupy my time.
Didja fap to some magazines?
Nah, didn't fap. Internet has ruined my imagination and TV porn.
we really are quite spoiled.
I could live quite happily without a TV set.
... and porn, too.
[quote=The X;862078]I could live quite happily without a TV set.
Me too.
[quote]... and porn, too.As long as there's bars and beer im good. :big_bird:
Only reason I'd want a TV is for games. As for porn, I could live without it no problem. I'd just need to deal with a girlfriend. Not something I'm too keen on though.
yeah you could live without a lot of things. but that's not were all about.
Yeah, thankfully I don't actually have. I could live without things, doesn't mean I want to.
it's more so annoying when you know those things are accessible but you can't have them. if everyone couldn't have it'd be no big deal.
Agreed. The internet could go, but if I know I'm paying for it and I know the cables are right there in front of me it just ****es me off.
Earthworms eat dirt and poo it out as they move through the ground.
You eat dirt and poo it out as you move through the ground.
It's funny cause it's true.
Hey DA, I'm back and I'm sure you're all pretty bummed.
See ya.
Take pictures of your new house.
[IMG]http://www.sweetawesometours.com/photos/003portland03/box-house.jpg[/IMG]
That's a pretty nice box house all things considered.