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at first I thought it was pretty stupid. but then it made me lol. YEAH SHOOT DA THE **** UP.
Shut up or I'll rip your fat eyes out of your head and eat them.
at first I was confused, then I realized it was the threat posting only thread.
in which case, don't expect to live through the night.
You're one to talk.
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Slade, Washington really isn't that far of a drive.
Quiet, or we're having sex again.
So whenever my cats starts meowing at me really loud and I dangle her over the banister and shake her really hard until she gets scared. I then hold her in my arms and comfort her until she purrs and she loves me that much more afterwards.
Girls of any species are incredibly stupid.
tonight...YOU.
shutup or i'll bop ya one
BONK
Ever trip on an object and turn around at it real fierce-like with clenched fists and jaw and swear vengeance on it? Then you're like "haha, wow" but you're still mega ****ed off at the cable you tripped on anyways like it's the inanimate object's fault?
the only happens when I'm already in a ****y mood.
also, TONIGHT...you.
TONIGHT
I'm gonna have myself a real good time.
I feel ali-la-la-la-liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
and the world turnin' inside out, yeah, and floating around in ectasy.
So don't stop me now.
etc
you're not gonna have yourself a real good time after I'm done with you...
I've always imagined we'd have a good time together, no matter the activity.
I've always imagined...
tonight...YOU
we're gonna have ourselves a good time
Now I'm imagining Ant and Vamp in that Shaun of the Dead scene with Queen, whacking the **** out of lil zombies.
It's funny because aunt would make a good fat guy
lol aunt
yeah, you'd make a good DEAD GUY.
I was gonna say that was uncalled for but I had forgotten what thread this was.
yeah, you suck at it too. "it" being this thread.
and now I'm listening to queen. and for that you will die.
Whatever. I actually live within reasonable enough distance of you that any death threat I make (like the ones I shout at you promptly at 4 pm on Tuesdays) should be taken at least a bit seriously.
I've been to the US, and I'm mentally unstable.
Your powerlevels are insufficient.
Within the week, I'm going to go to your grandmother's house and knife her in specific locations, as to not damage the texture. Then I will skin her, using the same knife to fillet her down the spine. After a few steaks, I will go home and slowly sundry her hide in the open sun for about a week.
Soon after it's done, I will appear in your room on a warm but cloudy night, and smother you with her epidermis while you sleep. The last thing you will smell will be Icy-Hot.
grr
I'll bite you on the ass.
...Growl.
this isn't the gay innuendo posting only thread, faggot. I'MA GONNA BEAT YOU UP GOOD
Why all the threats, people? :( Can't we all just, oh, get along and share the love? :love: [spoiler]They see me trollin', they hatin'[/spoiler]
Since I'm already on my way to do in ExoXile, I'll make a quick side-trip to finish you off as well, lover boy.
Still got ravens all around me.
They eat the dead. [IMG]http://vgchat.com/images/icons/icon9.gif[/IMG]
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I have the Norse ***s on my side.
>=O
what are you guyz using to do that kewl stuff?!
Drugs.
first I take a hit of marijuana with my bong called zergbong, then I blow a line of coke, then I drop a hit of acid, then I go to http://www.netdisaster.com/
and that is my art
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I can't decide which I like more between this one and the one in the threat X made that has crap right on my avy.
I'M GONNA BOP YOU ONE, GURL.
this thread has taken a turn for the worse
Much like Vamp.
Everyone's taken a turn on Vamp.
For the worse.
NO BODY LIKES ME EVERYBODY HATES ME GOING TO THE GARDEN TO EAT WORMS...
worms...or worrrrrds?
Worms. There's no words in gardens.
you're gonna regret that.
OH YEAH? C'MERE A MINUTE
****it...I was gonna say that at one point(yes I was planning on it)
you're gonna regret that.
Shut up, or so help me Christ I'll kill you.
EDIT: Haha, you know what makes that awesome? I didn't even realize what thread this was.
That's an insult, not a threat. We have another, long dead thread for that ****. Seriously, get it right or I swear to *** I will ban you.
Hope to beelzebub you don't live in Sweden, some 450 meters away from me.
Otherwise, things won't be so clean.
C'mon, Pelican!
Let's all hold hands and be friends. [spoiler]Then I'll stab you all in your sleep.[/spoiler]
PEACE AND LOVE 12:00 JULY 7 RINGO STARR
...needs to die
You'd better check under your bed before you sleep tonight, Slade.
Might as well check under the mattress, too.
If you could fit underneath the bed... then WOW. I can barely fit a dinner plate under there.
that said, if I find you under my bed I'll flop around like a walrus until every bone in your body is crushed.
WHAT IF I HAVE NO BONES, HUH!?
Then you wouldn't be a very effective killer.
Or a very effective anything, for that matter.
WHAT if this is ExoXile?
[quote=The Judge;858873]Then you wouldn't be a very effective killer.
Or a very effective anything, for that matter.
Psh, dinosaurs had no bones, and they conquered world.
@Stalolin: I keep forgetting why I like you, and you keep reminding me.
@ExoXile: I'll assuming you're joking, because no one who's not from Kansas can be that stupid.
I'm dead serious man.
Wasn't it the big one that first started to develop bones?
And then later become a bird.
[spoiler]I can feel my IQ dropping...[/spoiler]
Why does it feel like Stalolin's avatar is very relevant at the moment?
Stalolin's avatar is always relevant. [spoiler]Disagree and I'll shoot you in the eye.[/spoiler]
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A cat is hardly a threat. Lolin.
Much less a dead one.
And it's inaccurate, cat's eat birds, not bird-eggs.
...who the hell puts dinner plates under their bed? That's so gross.
One of my awesome friends left it there.
also, everyone needs to die blah blah especially exo
lol dinos without bones lol most retarded thing ever said bol
woooow.
CATS HAVE EYES
...that must be gouged out
Fukken bol at Vamp's reaction.
Also Slade:
That is me.
in the cube of jelly, long since been eaten alive
Gelatinous Cubes are to be feared and respected.
But they're so delicious.
FEARED. AND RESPECTED.
now take off your pants.
Waaaay ahead of you.
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FEARED AND RESPECTED
Fear it.
X, I add me or you'd better check under your mattress, too. >=O
Luneth as a White Mage, Arc as a Black Mage, Refia as a Monk and Ingus as a Warrior. Up until I lost an hour of progress to the ****ty save system and gave up playing.
I can't think of a Red Mage without seeing Linko.
Just like how Linko can't think of a chick without seeing a dick!
it can't be unseen
Red mages are the dickgirl class of Final Fantasy. A little of column A, a little of column B...