you know what that means
I can stop buying you smokes?
iris will you buy me booze i need to drown out my sorrows in alcohol
stick with the razors, buddy.
poco smoked cigz at work today
cigs pretty much suck
they're actually addicting, so yeah **** that
yeah lol kottonmouth kings
BAD HABITS
PACK A DAY TO GET ME BY
OZ OF WEED TO KEEP ME HIGH
ALCOHOL STILL NUUMBSZ DA PAIN
SOME THINGZ IN LIFE JUST NEVER CHANGE
that person must have a **** life if they need those things to get by
you should hear their other songs lol
Life sucks, true enough, but there are better ways to feel good. Why destroy your body with tobacco, narcotics, and alcohol, when you could instead destroy some pavement with horsepower and torque?
BECAUSE DOING DRUGSZ IS COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
420sw
more like drive 420km/h am i rite?
[quote=mis0;856673]Life sucks, true enough, but there are better ways to feel good. Why destroy your body with tobacco, narcotics, and alcohol, when you could instead destroy some pavement with horsepower and torque?
I have a 1/4 of tank of gas and it needs an oil change :(
on the day after 4/20 i went to the city and we took the 4:20 train home lol
Change the oil yourself*? It's not really that hard, and it'll save you a few dollars vs. what Jiffy Lube would charge so you can put some gas in. But really, if it has only been 3,000 miles, you could put another thousand on it without really hurting anything. It's a bad idea to make it a habit of going over 3k, and you should also make sure your engine isn't consuming oil either, or else you'll end up running it low, which could lead to damage.
*It's easy if you've got the proper stuff, anyway. You'd need ramps, an oil-catcher-bucket-thingy, a hard, level surface to park on, and maybe someone to help you get the car on the ramps safely.
An oil filter is like $4, and you can get cheap oil for about $1.70/qt, most cars need 4-5 quarts. So your total oil change is about $13, where Jiffy Lube wants nearly $40 for the "Signature Service" these days.
Worth it if I don't have to do all that work.
Iris is a tease. I decided to just have babies with someone else.
How are you viking babies with Angelwing coming along?
I don't think she wants babies. Besides, I think I'm going to make Asian babies. Also, she's way far away and I want to be there to watch the drama due to pregified emoism.
Hehe, yeah, looks like so much fun on TV, imagine in real life!
My friend's mom just had an asian baby, she's so adorable. ^_^
I think I might have made one. I just have to wait one more week for the test results. Here's hoping!
[quote=Stalolin;856652]iris will you buy me booze i need to drown out my sorrows in alcoholHahaha, it's kinda surreal that someone older than me still needs an adult to buy them booze.
ONLY IN AMERICA!
[quote=The X;856934]Hahaha, it's kinda surreal that someone older than me still needs an adult to buy them booze.
ONLY IN AMERICA!
WHY WAS I BORN INTO THIS LAND
Germany's are the best. Can buy beer and drink in restaurants at 16, then buy strong spirits and wine at 18. Good ****.
you buy loch ness monsters lol
Where can I buy myself a baby?
[quote=Dexter;857124]Where can I buy myself a baby?
China.
They'll even serve it with rice.
I heard about cheap slave children in Thailand too, but they've been sexed up and are probably overly traumatized. I like drama, but I don't know if I'm seriously ready to rescue one of those and bring it up with my style. America doesn't make it easy for a single man to adopt. It's like they want me to get married or something. Game Over.
[quote=mis0;856693]oil-catcher-bucket-thingy
"Drip pan", I think was the term you were looking for. And what was your wager?
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They have all sorts of others uses too, Miso:
Draining out your transmission, anti-freeze, brake lines, holding babies, etc..
With most oil filters, if you don't buy the third party Wal-Mart brands (not to say they're cheap, just can't endure what a GOOD Fram can); you can actually exceed the reccommmended milage standard (by a couple thousand) through changes. Normally, I change out filters like once to every two oil changes.
[quote=mis0;856673]Life sucks, true enough, but there are better ways to feel good. Why destroy your body with tobacco, narcotics, and alcohol, when you could instead destroy some pavement with horsepower and torque?
But..but.. booze is all I have. That, and-
lots and lots of gratuitous sechs!!!1!...
[quote=mis0;857187]That's it, yeah. I had no clue! I don't have any of that stuff anymore, because I don't have anywhere to safely change my oil myself because my driveway is waaaaay too steep, and I also don't want to chance getting it in my hair or anything (almost happened last time :()
Just wear a bag over your head (figuratively speaking), maybe a showercap or you can look ultra badass when you drain your oil during the change by wearing one of them fancy hot bright-*** yellow raincoats?!
:cookie:I'd make out with that.
[quote=mis0;857187]I've heard this a lot, but I make sure the filter is replaced every time anyway, because I often exceed 3k per oil change and my car is nearing 100k.
And that's a good rule to live by. It's easy to overlook your milage, and when the next time is for your vehicle to be due for an oil change.
[quote=mis0;857187]Sounds like the life most people want!
Yeah, but I DON'T want it. I already live it. I'm not a dreamer, I'm a go-getter.
i smoke weed and 3 packs a day i plan on dying young
then drink more
weed isn't going to kill you off as fast as 3 packs of cigarettes
or just start ingesting large amounts of cough syrup everyday and trip bawls
I couldn't imagine smoking more than a pack a day. I'd get hella sick. :x
Hell, I've got a friend who does a pack a day, and I can't ever see him going anymore than that. He doesn't have that much time in a day. If you honestly did three packs a day you'd be vomiting uncontrollably and you'd wind up developing bronchitis within a few days.
i wanna smoke weed
If he really wants to kill himself with cigarettes he should smoke the unfiltered ones. @ 3 packs a day, he won't live a year.
poco do you smoke cigars
lay off poco, I laid claim to that snatch a long time ago.
I quit smoking. That makes me better than all of you smokers. Get some.
(insert anti-weed rant)
hey bj wsup
decided I wouldn't smoke anymore and got too busy to smoke afterwards
I never smoked so I lack the experience of BJ but possess the innocence of a child.
hes 18