Sorry it's late.
Wow, you're old. 22. Do you have any grandchildren yet? Anywho, all I can offer you as some sort of present is some time on Brawl or Mariokart. But I'll be ****ed if I'm ever going to play Maplestory again!
Well, regardless, happy birthday! :amy: :amy: :amy:
Your tits will start sagging soon, old lady. Enjoy it while you can.
Happy birthday! :D
22? jeeze iris i thought you were younger
WHATEVER THOUGH
happy birthday!
Thanks. Tits are already past my navel and lactate involuntarily, and I can't have babies now that 22 = fried ovaries. Oh well, I must still have some sort of future left!
And it's okay Ant, I'd prefer not playing with you at all ever anyways. :mad:
Happy birthday faceless internet person! :)
All you old farts are really making me feel young again.
Happy Birthday Iris. We need to brawl some more. Promise I won't bowsercide anymore lol, I'm done with that tactic unless just messing around with characters.
I'd use Din's Fire to light some candles for you, but that oversized hitbox might engulf the cake in flames. :cookie:
hbd iris :link:
Happy birthday yo.
and the rise of the 1986 babies continues
happy birthday missy irissy :*
Happy Birthday, Iris.
1986 BABIES ROCK!!
All grounds of wit have been covered. Therefore, I have nothing more to add. Sorry about your tits. :(
man it's your birthday? that ****'s dope yo.
wow, maple story. I remember one time you were helping me level and I had to be away for a bit so I said 'brb 10m lol~', and it ended up being 2 hours and you were still there. DEDICATION.
hbd dude.
happy birthday, you whore!
happy birthday :)
id play you in brawl, but you'd just kick my *** again so idk what difference it would make. :dunno:
Thanks everyone. I appreciate the witty and demoralizing comments far more than the congratulations.
[quote=The X;856424]Your tits will start sagging soon, old lady. Enjoy it while you can.
She's still got a few thousand miles left in'er.. let's do a trade-in for a 1987 Toyota Tercel?!
[quote=Iris;856467]Thanks. Tits are already past my navel and lactate involuntarily, and I can't have babies now that 22 = fried ovaries. Oh well, I must still have some sort of future left!
Happy birthday young lady with failing mammories and poached eggs..
Sorry it's late.
LOL.
And nice use of cake from SMRPG.
My original concept was for you to be bursting out of a cake, but when that was the only one I could find (although it is a pretty great cake), I just went with tabledancing.
Originally I thought the "vortex" effect I used in my cheap program was worth it even if it made it a little blurry, but I just noticed it sort of looks like it says "Birthdag."
Table dancing? I assumed he was warming up some delicious snack in the microwave.
hbd
haha, gj Linko
TEMPLATE INFRINGEMENT OMG B&
Haha, I'm wearing glasses because I'm hung over, right?
Awesome job, Linko. I love it.
" face. I interpreted it as a face at first, but now I can't unsee the glasses. Glasses look funnier, but it would've been more appropriate were Iris 21 instead of 22. :(
***** you stole my week. But I still love you. Happy birthday!
My thread...
Suddenly reeks of queefs and cabbage.