How long will Vampiro be gone again?




Posted by Ant

I'm gonna say about 4-7 days.




Posted by Slade

Did he leave again? Or do you mean like the next time he leaves? ...Because somehow this affects how long he'll be gone.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

One week. His current pattern seems to be two days of activity to every week of non-activity.




Posted by Slade

I'm gonna go with X's guess, because I figure he must have kept track of vamp's absences on his calendar or something.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Nah, not even close, x. It was like 1 month followed by two days of activity followed by one week gone followed by a day of activity followed by two weeks gone. And now I'm back. Two days now without any problems from my computer at all! So it looks like I'll be back for good. Unless I totally just jinxed it.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Slade;854198]I'm gonna go with X's guess, because I figure he must have kept track of vamp's absences on his calendar or something. Well, I did make like 10 threads about it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Day 1: where is vampiro? he's usually here at 5 am... I'll give him some more time I guess
Day 2: ****, a whole day without vampiro? I hope he's all right!
Day 3: oh ****, something's wrong here... terribly wrong.
Day 4: I don't think I can go on anymore... please be here tomorrow
Day 5: ffffffffff
Day 6: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Day 7: a... a whole week, this can't be. I need him... WHY ME?!
Day 8: Oh hey, vampiro's back.




Posted by Ant

probably could have put in one more day and been all "maybe if I make more threads he'll come back!!!"




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Nah, I only noticed the two threads where I was going for one month and one week. And since I didn't feel like doing thirty of those...

But yeah, turns out I don't need anything to be happy. I just watched movies and sat around the house the whole time doing literally nothing, not even watching TV. I'd only turn on my xbox to keep my streak going (and those two weeks I played GTA) but otherwise I was fine without anything occupying my time. Good to know for the future.




Posted by Ant

*** among men etc.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Just figured I wouldn't be able to live without a computer or something. Can't say I missed it.




Posted by The Judge

I say you'll be gone for two weeks, because there wasn't a "trips and dies embarassing death tomorrow" option.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

down a well




Posted by Slade

didn't even make it to the mounties.

*sigh*




Posted by Linko_16

Forever.

*aims sniper rifle*




Posted by #061402

I'll go ahead and guess a week. And the guess is because I have no idea how often Vamp leaves/doesn't leave.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: And the guess is because I have no idea how often Vamp leaves/doesn't leave.


Last time was, like, over two years ago where I went to my dads and was too ****ing lazy to do anything when I got back home. So not often I guess!



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

This is probably the longest I've gone without leaving. Last time I came back was the day after I got my 360, a year ago.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, you were gone forever. In fact, you weren't even here when I started posting.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I know I left just before the drama with Sabredog and Admiral Anthrax and ****. And Sean Fury laughing at 9/11.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Then you came back for a bit then left again. Man, never again.




Posted by Ant

will you please leave again already




Posted by Stalolin

he's going to be gone 8 days

EXACTLY

8



































































days




Posted by Slade

Hey, does anyone remember those times I was gone?



ha ha ha...? :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I remember when you used to have that other name and sucked.




Posted by Slade

no wonder I sucked, I was basically named after this guy

[IMG]http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/4065641.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

cool guy




Posted by Slade

he's no really cool guy I'll tell you that much




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

looks like a cool guy




Posted by The Judge

But not REALLY COOL.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Well, no. Just cool. No caps, no really. Just a cool guy.




Posted by #061402

Why is he out of his HEV suit?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

he's been gone for a while now

i miss him




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Usually don't turn on my computer between friday and monday. Only time most of my friends aren't working so I'm not lazing about on the computer all day.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

he's been gone all through the holiday season!!

i know his xbox died though




Posted by Ant

so it did huh? I think I was playing some cod5 with him when it was happening. good times.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i'm your new xbox overlord anyway




Posted by Slade

Bet he's sleeping like 20 hours a day right now. post-holiday depression and all that




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

probably depressed that he lost his xbox streak




Posted by Slade

He didn't make it to 666 days did he?! ****, I'd kill myself




Posted by Jesse Smith

I say we de-mod him for being so inactive!!! :D:D:D:D




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

jesse stop poking your jew nose in here




Posted by Jesse Smith

Is this Darkness Advanced!!!! :D




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

he's never coming back

i literally sigh when i click new posts these days




Posted by cool gamer dad

he's back whenever i tell him to come back~




Posted by Ant


Quoting The X: he's never coming back

i literally sigh when i click new posts these days


sorry THE X



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, xbox died. Went out the next day to pick up a new one.

Current streak: 671 days
Longest streak: 671 days

I am the streak master. has survived a broken disc drive and a red ring




Posted by #061402

They always come back.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Never planned to leave for good.

never plan to leave at all, really. it just happens




Posted by #061402

Someone deceived us, then. Said you didn't have a reason to be here if Iris wasn't here, or something like that.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Ant apparently, and ant is a liar. If I leave for an extended period of time it's for no other reason than me not feeling like turning on my computer




Posted by Slade

I KNEW THE TRUTH ALL ALONG

Also, bro, you totally skipped out on having a 666 day streak like you said you might wayyy back. I hope you enjoyed the last 5 days, you dirty catholic




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Dude, I almost didn't play xbox on the day of. But the problem was it still showed 665 on the day where I believed it should've said 666 (since it blogs the day prior not the day of) so I was like "****, I'M I ON 666 DAYS OR 665?!" so to be on the safe side I played a game and the next day it said 667. Turns out I had to clear the cache on the website to update it due to an error, and I didn't know that.

raged




Posted by Slade

If you think about it, that's just the kind of thing the Great Deceiver would do. So... good job for letting satan do his thing. it's fitting




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

are you implying *** is the great deceiver?




Posted by Slade

what? no. satan himself kept you from using the number because he's in hell right now like "heheheheeh"




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

oh. ****




Posted by Lord of Spam

bibleowned




Posted by #061402

WackoHater, messing up threads since the dawn of time.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

get outta here




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

STALKER

i built a pretty sweet new rig after christmas, probably gonna torrent a couple good PC games and play em




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Is clear skies modded to **** yet? Like, so that it's actually fun?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i know there's a /v/ mod pack, i might try it




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Too bad they can't just make the game, you know, fun to play out of the box. STALKER with a ton of mods was actually badass.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

vanilla stalker didnt even have the code to allow enemies to throw grenades




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

SHOULD HAVE DROPPED A LINE TO INFINITY WARD HUH GUYS? AM I RIGHT? HEH.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Vanilla stalker didn't have anything. game sucked.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

also, Jesse and the judge were the only two people to guess right.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

this is actually a thread from mid-september that's been necro'd




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

oh. well they were wrong then.