wheres our favorite funky faggot, vampire v empiro




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

faggot's gone and left us again




Posted by Ant

Probably living a life of some sort.

I know, I'm disappointed too.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I'm going down to the metal club right now to hire a new grim guy for our forums.




Posted by Ant

Remember when that one guy joined who was pretty grim? He had the grim, but he wasn't a happy go-lucky grim guy. Just grim tends to be boring.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

We need:

- grim
- likes alien
- likes shootan
- likes xbox
- glam
- 20,000+ posts




Posted by Stalolin

i can fulfill the glam

perhaps we can all combine our powers




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i'm going to ask jesse for a name change and a post count change

i could easily do his job

VAMPIRO V. 2.0




Posted by Stalolin

can i become the X^2




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Yes.




Posted by S

[color=black]I'll be L




Posted by Stalolin

OH *** I LIKE WHERE THIS BANDWAGON IS GOING




Posted by Ant

I could pull off a pretty good Judge if need be.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Judge_16

The Ant

Linkolin

SlaX

Vamprrupt




Posted by S

THAT'S IT!

Linko! You, me, a duel to the death. Your *** is mine. No Dickgirls allowed.




Posted by Slade

You can't kill each other because then we wouldn't have enough people.


I think I could pull off the X pretty well. lol'd at Vamprrupt. Their posting styles are, like, opposites.




Posted by Stalolin

pull off linko?

hell, linko is like second nature to me.

or wait

is that what linko is going to be?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK




Posted by Slade

lol. this just got really confusing


So I guess two names get made up that share one name.

ex)SlaX, Slolin

Now we'd decide who gets which name. so I could be SlaX, in which case I'd be The X, The X would be anyone, and lolin would be me. EASY




Posted by Linko_16

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Posted by Corrupt


Quoting Slade: lol'd at Vamprrupt. Their posting styles are, like, opposites.


hey, fu[color=white]ck you buddy.[/color]



Posted by The Judge

I'd have a difficult time pulling off Ant, because the tempation to slap my fingers against the keys to faithfully recreate gigantic fingers trying to type would be too hard to resist.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting The X: Judge_16

The Ant

Linkolin

SlaX

Vamprrupt


ive been forgotten:(

FUUUUUUUUUCK
all of
YOOOOOOOOOU



Posted by The Judge

Oh, you exist. Weird.




Posted by Zeta


Quoting Linko_16: Yeah, Lolin's pretty much gotta be me. He's the only other one here who's into the dickgirls.


A month or so I was reading a doujin and some futa popped came out of nowhere. My boner stayed.

I have been... very confused since then.



Posted by The Judge

We've been over this many times, Zeta. You are a dickgirl.




Posted by Arcadios

I can't do much. :(




Posted by Sapphire Rose

I could do LoS, since, you know, we're both named Matt.




Posted by Slade

you know what? **** this bandwagon. I've decided to change my name to "sora sephiroth^^"




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Zeta;848389]A month or so I was reading a doujin and some futa popped came out of nowhere. My boner stayed.

I have been... very confused since then.

Linko and I welcome you. We've been waiting for a new member.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Zeta: A month or so I was reading a doujin and some futa popped came out of nowhere. My boner stayed.

I have been... very confused since then.


Deep down inside of us, we all know what sexual perfection truly is. Don't try and resist what you know to be good and natural.



Posted by The Judge

Freaks.




Posted by Linko_16

Hey, no one said dickgirls couldn't wear gasmasks.




Posted by Slade


Quoting Zeta: A month or so I was reading a doujin and some futa popped came out of nowhere. My boner stayed.

THERE'S NO WAY THIS HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME. NO WAY, MAN, NOT EVEN ONCE. NOT EVEN THAT ONE TIME WHERE ALL OF A SUDDEN HER CLIT BUSTED OUT INTO A DICK AND I KEPT ON READING/FAPPING

NO WAY



Posted by Linko_16

Resistance is futile.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[IMG]http://www.geekpulp.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/resistance.jpg[/IMG]

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! HAW HAW




Posted by Ant

it's ****ty posts like that that made vampire v empiro leave.




Posted by The Judge

Get back behind your desk.




Posted by Ant

I already am! CREEPY




Posted by cool gamer dad

Oh yeah...

His computer's in the shop. HE'LL BE BACK.




Posted by The Judge

How do you fags keep tabs on him offline?




Posted by Shade

Amazingly enough there are other ways to keep in touch with people without using the internet.


Quoting Slade: THERE'S NO WAY THIS HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME. NO WAY, MAN, NOT EVEN ONCE. NOT EVEN THAT ONE TIME WHERE ALL OF A SUDDEN HER CLIT BUSTED OUT INTO A DICK AND I KEPT ON READING/FAPPING

NO WAY



Don't deny the urge. Embrace the cock in all of it's veiny glory.



Posted by cool gamer dad


Quoting The Judge: How do you fags keep tabs on him offline?

We play XBL all the time. l:3



Posted by Ant


Quoting The Judge: How do you fags keep tabs on him offline?


fagbox



Posted by The Judge

Ah




Posted by cool gamer dad

hey Judge is that you in your sig? I like the 'doo dog.




Posted by Ant

That's who he wishes he was.




Posted by Slade

If it was, he'd be a pretty cool guy.


ninja'd

so he wishes he was a pretty cool guy.




Posted by Slade


Quoting Shade: Don't deny the urge. Embrace the cock in all of it's veiny glory.


I cringed when I read that. Just want to make it clear that I am not at all attracted to the cock, veiny or otherwise.

OKAY GUYS, ARE WE REALLY COOL?

good



Posted by The Judge

I'll make a note to shave my head and wear an Adidas robe.




Posted by Shade


Quoting Slade:

OKAY GUYS, ARE WE REALLY COOL?


Never were.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Looks like the guy from Seryoga.




Posted by The Judge

Shnur, singer for Leningrad.




Posted by ExoXile

It's creepy that my best friend and you both have a fixation with Russians singing "mamba mamba."




Posted by Ant

judge jacks off to anything russian. almost as bad as his demented obsession with gas masks and loli. almost.




Posted by ExoXile

Must be wonderful witnessing that.




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Ant: judge jacks off to anything russian. almost as bad as his demented obsession with gas masks and loli. almost.


Shut your otaku [COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]ss up.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

судья гомосексуалист




Posted by Iris

Судья должен быть пристыжен его фетишей.




Posted by Linko_16

Zdravstvujtye, comrade!

Yeah that's all the Russian I know lol. And I can't even spell it with Russian lettering.




Posted by Ant

истыженбыишей!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: VAMPIRO V. 2.0


Man, I actually like that name. I should use it!


Quoted post: We play XBL all the time. l:3


oh yeah, dude. You know how I was like FUUUUUUUCK MY RATIO? Well I figured out why it dropped so much. I started playing hardcore. So I went back to normal mode and holy ****. It's impossible for me to go less than 30 kills and over five deaths. People are just so bad in that mode. Man, get on xbox tomorrow night so we can play some of that. You'll likely do WAAAAY better too.



Posted by Ant

hardcore mode was pretty fun. though I only played it so my friend could get the double exp. still, I've yet to ever get in 1st place in any online match. tied for 1st, but never a full blown first. :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Hardcore is fun, not ragging on it. But I just enjoy normal after going back to it. Guns feel more balanced and it feels like it takes a bit more skill. Plus, you can escape claymores! But yeah, I like how I can actually escape from people if need be, you know, rather than dying from two bullets from a mini-uzi.




Posted by cool gamer dad

Hardcore's for beginners. Can sweep your crosshairs across someone and kill them.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I really loathe hardcore search and destroy.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

hardcore snd is actually preferable to me. It just... seems right. Since hardcore is more about placement and camping it fits the general idea of snd anyways.




Posted by Lord of Spam

oh, im not saying i have never been fapan and had a suprise cock come out of nowhere. im just saying that it killed my ponos.

fags.




Posted by The Judge

And out of nowhere, sex. Thank you Matt.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

He's gone again, thank ***.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

all right, I should be back for good. MAYBE. idk. I had my boss check out my computer and he couldn't figure it out so he got super mad at it and spent, like, two whole days trying to figure what the exact problem is. Apparently it works now. Time will tell.




Posted by Linko_16

DON'T LEAVE AGAIN VAMP OUR WORLD IS LOST WITHOUT YOU.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

and I you




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Ninja Gaiden 2's coming out in less than a week. He'll be gone.




Posted by Lord of Spam

******* faggots

<3




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Ninja Gaiden 2's coming out in less than a week. He'll be gone.


Hey, whoa. You totally called it! Nice, dude!