He mysteriously disappeared over a week ago. :( Has anyone talked to him?
he left because you and vampiro haven't been posting. he doesn't have anyone to follow.
Haven't seen him on here or MSN for like, a week and a half. :(
MOVING TO LAS VEGAS FOR THE MLG YEEEEEEEEAH
Without the HAHAHA OH WOW's, the populace of VGC was left to wonder.....what next?
Well apparently his router broke but now he has a new one. Yeah.
We'll have our HAHAH OH WOW's yet!
:D
I SEE YOU CATS
DON'T LEAVE LISAWANG HANGIN :o
heh he finally contacted me.
good :(
Man, me and him talked for, like, the first time in three weeks the other morning. Missed him hard. What a guy.
Yeah!
Thought he killed himself because his test results came back positive. JEEZ
Tests for what?
Cancer.
Man, I've never known anyone under like, 30 years old to get cancer.
Not uncommon. My buddy's brother got testicle cancer when he was 18. It was pretty funny.
He survived, right? Otherwise you're a dick.
yeah, dude. You can't die from that unless you're a pussy who doesn't want his testicle removed. Needless to say we still make fun of him for it to this day.
1000 bux later...
****
HEALTH INSURANCE LOL
AMERICA LOL
So what tipped you off to your ball having cancer?
Wait, you're already detesticled? Sweet.
so what you're saying is that the zerg (cancer) infested his command center (testicle) and sent infested terrans to destroy his, uh, other command center. but then his goliaths and siege tanks stopped them before they reached their goal.
I get it now.
Exactly.
actually chemo would be protoss units.
gotta give the guy some credit making it all the way up to my neck though.
nasty micro.
I have no idea how much of this is actual truth.
The testicle making it to his neck is, just not the whole invaders thing obviously.
ended up spreading to the other too. had to have it removed.
now it's just a big flap of skin.
the protoss leave nothing behind
eh, wouldn't really bother me. don't have to worry about getting some chick prego.
Or ever having sex again ever without the use of pills wooooo yeah
enjoy ur hormone therapy ball-less freak
you can get implants. Like those pumps in basketball sneakers.
Girls don't give a **** about balls anyway, buddy.
some do, and those that do, BAM
Majority don't. We just like a big cock.
haha, dudes without balls... idk man.
Stitch a zipper onto it.
might get my wiener caught in it...
it's the price of being a good pot mule.
maybe I'll just have the wiener removed too. : /
Nah, the wiener is still good, and you can get paid for that stuff in the porn market.
velcro it is.
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;846282]Nah, the wiener is still good, and you can get paid for that stuff in the porn market.
2 GIRLS 1 BALL
[quote=Angelwing;846200]Majority don't. We just like a big cock.
I'm glad I have small balls. Wait, how big are we talking, we're not talking in kilograms right? Also, is there a limit to how big :mad:, you're so tiny, wouldn't someone break you?!
edit: thats hawt
I'll call soon, it just hurts to talk again
She's already been broken, son. :cool:
I don't think she will be broken, she's not dirty
and you're not my dad
I drink your milkshake.
so, guys, I'm a virgin. any takers?
pix first
I break every time.
I believe I took you for a beautiful horse ride near the coast sometime ago. It was exceptionally romantic.
It was quite enjoyable and I look forward to doing it again.
[quote=Angelwing;846754]I break every time.
I meant sleeping with a black dude, unless you break yourself even O=
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;846856]haha, he thought you were a horse
well I lolled
I'd sleep with a black dude.