WHERE DID CATS GO




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

He mysteriously disappeared over a week ago. :( Has anyone talked to him?




Posted by Ant

he left because you and vampiro haven't been posting. he doesn't have anyone to follow.




Posted by Slade

Haven't seen him on here or MSN for like, a week and a half. :(




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

MOVING TO LAS VEGAS FOR THE MLG YEEEEEEEEAH




Posted by Roger Smith

Without the HAHAHA OH WOW's, the populace of VGC was left to wonder.....what next?




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Well apparently his router broke but now he has a new one. Yeah.




Posted by Roger Smith

We'll have our HAHAH OH WOW's yet!

:D




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

I SEE YOU CATS

DON'T LEAVE LISAWANG HANGIN :o




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

heh he finally contacted me.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

good :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Man, me and him talked for, like, the first time in three weeks the other morning. Missed him hard. What a guy.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: heh he finally contacted me.


GOOD TO HAVE HIM BACK, YEAH? man, what a relief!



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Yeah!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Thought he killed himself because his test results came back positive. JEEZ




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Tests for what?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Cancer.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Man, I've never known anyone under like, 30 years old to get cancer.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Not uncommon. My buddy's brother got testicle cancer when he was 18. It was pretty funny.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

He survived, right? Otherwise you're a dick.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

yeah, dude. You can't die from that unless you're a pussy who doesn't want his testicle removed. Needless to say we still make fun of him for it to this day.




Posted by cool gamer dad

1000 bux later...

****




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

HEALTH INSURANCE LOL




Posted by Ant

AMERICA LOL

So what tipped you off to your ball having cancer?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Wait, you're already detesticled? Sweet.




Posted by cool gamer dad


Quoting Ant: So what tipped you off to your ball having cancer?

you see ant, it all started off with this strange lump in my neck.


next thing I know they're ripping my balls out of their pristine ball-holding sockets.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: you see ant, it all started off with this strange lump in my neck.


Ended up that it was actually his testicle. The cancer infected it and commandeered it, trying to go on a suicide mission to attack the brain. I mean, what brain would see a testicle coming? Luckily cats caught it just in time and the chemotherapy hypnotized the cancer invaders to return to their point of origin.



Posted by Slade

so what you're saying is that the zerg (cancer) infested his command center (testicle) and sent infested terrans to destroy his, uh, other command center. but then his goliaths and siege tanks stopped them before they reached their goal.

I get it now.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Exactly.

actually chemo would be protoss units.




Posted by cool gamer dad

gotta give the guy some credit making it all the way up to my neck though.


nasty micro.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I have no idea how much of this is actual truth.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

The testicle making it to his neck is, just not the whole invaders thing obviously.




Posted by cool gamer dad

ended up spreading to the other too. had to have it removed.

now it's just a big flap of skin.




Posted by Slade

the protoss leave nothing behind




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: now it's just a big flap of skin.


Turn it into a vagina then go date linko.



Posted by Ant

eh, wouldn't really bother me. don't have to worry about getting some chick prego.




Posted by Shade

Or ever having sex again ever without the use of pills wooooo yeah




Posted by Slade

enjoy ur hormone therapy ball-less freak




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

you can get implants. Like those pumps in basketball sneakers.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Girls don't give a **** about balls anyway, buddy.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

some do, and those that do, BAM




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Majority don't. We just like a big cock.




Posted by cool gamer dad

haha, dudes without balls... idk man.


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Turn it into a vagina then go date linko.

nah, just gonna cut a slit in it and hide my weed in there.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Stitch a zipper onto it.




Posted by cool gamer dad

might get my wiener caught in it...




Posted by Shade

it's the price of being a good pot mule.




Posted by cool gamer dad

maybe I'll just have the wiener removed too. : /




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Nah, the wiener is still good, and you can get paid for that stuff in the porn market.




Posted by cool gamer dad

velcro it is.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;846282]Nah, the wiener is still good, and you can get paid for that stuff in the porn market.
2 GIRLS 1 BALL




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

[quote=Angelwing;846200]Majority don't. We just like a big cock.

I'm glad I have small balls. Wait, how big are we talking, we're not talking in kilograms right? Also, is there a limit to how big :mad:, you're so tiny, wouldn't someone break you?!

edit: thats hawt

I'll call soon, it just hurts to talk again




Posted by Dexter

She's already been broken, son. :cool:




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

I don't think she will be broken, she's not dirty







and you're not my dad




Posted by Dexter

I drink your milkshake.




Posted by Slade

so, guys, I'm a virgin. any takers?




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

pix first

I break every time.




Posted by Dexter

I believe I took you for a beautiful horse ride near the coast sometime ago. It was exceptionally romantic.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

It was quite enjoyable and I look forward to doing it again.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I believe I took you for a beautiful horse


haha, he thought you were a horse



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

[quote=Angelwing;846754]I break every time.

I meant sleeping with a black dude, unless you break yourself even O=

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;846856]haha, he thought you were a horse

well I lolled




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I'd sleep with a black dude.