[quote]Ladies and Gentleman, we finally have a chance to rid the cinematic world of a cancer. Uwe Boll, the German director behind such horrid video game adaptations as House of the Dead, BloodRayne, Dungeon Siege and Postal, has recently admitted that he would retire from making movies if enough people want him to stop. When FearNet mentioned to Boll a petition online signed by 18,000 people requesting that he cease making films, Boll responded that
The day Uwe Boll retires from movie making, Brawl will be released in Europe.
Seems like a win-win.
...Oh, wait, that was a joke. Har. :link:
/signed