Be an Actual Pirate: Move to Somalia




Posted by Skitzo Control

Apparently, Somalia doesn't have its own navy, which means we can all go out there and steal some ships! ARRGH MATEYS!

An article on Yahoo! News states that over two dozen ships were seized of the Somali coast, last year. The US has attempted to help, like when the USS Porter opened fire and and destroyed pirate skiffs that were tied to a Japanese tanker, but the status of piracy of Somalia has seen an increase of about 10%. Crazy, no?

So, ye landllubbers, who of ye be olde salty dogs, who wish to sail the seas with I, Captain Skitzo Control?




Posted by Lord of Spam

There are few better ways to get some gunner's mate to open up a 50cal on you than trying to be a pirate.

Go for it.