Yo, Zeta. You're 18.

Posted by Arcadios

Hope you have a better burfday than I did.
**** sux'd
Get a Wii.

Posted by Xero

Happy birthday, tentacle-loving faggot.

Posted by Aesthetic

Aww, you're so itty bitty! Happy birthday, funny man. And Arcadios, happy belated, since I'm too lazy to go to your thread. Oh hey, you're a young one, too. Crap, too many kids on this site. :(

Posted by Grave Wisdom

Happy Bday,you slut!

Get crunk or something.

Yeah! :)

Posted by muffla

WERE GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB TONITE!!

Posted by Hyperactive Poster

Quoting Arcadios:
Dont get a Wii.

Fix'd

Oh happy Bday btw.

Posted by Xero

GET A WII.
Don't listen to Wiki.

Posted by Hyperactive Poster

Look towards the future, PS3 is were it will be at!!!!

Posted by Roger Smith

[quote]Yo, Zeta. You're 18.

And with it, innocence is officially lost. Happy birthday Zeta.

Posted by Alastor

ZETA HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU MAGNIFICENT PHOTOSHOPPING BEAST YOU

Get a Wii.

Posted by Ant

Now it can be officially creepy when you look at all that loli!

Love, Ant.

Posted by Alastor

Quoting Alastor: Now it can be officially creepy when you look at all that loli!

Love, Ant.

****. Way to kill the mood. CAN'T WAIT UNTIL YOU DO THAT AT MY BIRTHDAY THREAD. :(

-loldan

Posted by ExoXile

Hbd.

Ugh, the horror that is VGC.

Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

You share a birthday with my dad! Awesome!

get a wii

Posted by Hyperactive Poster

That you Panic?

Posted by Stalolin

whoa zeta is 18?

GRATZ BUDDY

NOW GO GET SOME SMOKES AND A JOB

and happy birthday good sir

Posted by Corrupt

Happy birthday, Zeta!

obtain a wii through any means possible

Posted by cool gamer dad

Happy birthday man. HECKA COOL yeah dude!

Get a 360.

Posted by Kit

hbd, get all 3.

Posted by Alastor

Wii or bust.

Posted by Linko_16

Too bad VGC had to be like this on your birthday, but... Yay, hbd Zeta!

Posted by junior senior

happy birthday zeta
luv, js

Posted by Xero

Quoting Xero: hbd, get all 3.

Quite the expensive birthday now 0_0

Posted by Kit

Hey, it's his Birthday. Maybe somebody else could buy em. :)

Posted by Roger Smith

The man doesn't respond to his own bd thread.

Posted by Zeta

Every birthday is an exciting adventure when it's right next door to Wacko Jessie Fun Time.

Posted by Omni

Happy birthday.

I realize that I'm late, but I didn't really pay much attention to VGC while the April Fools' Day layout was up.

Posted by Slade

HAPPY BIRTHDAY I AM UNAWARE I AM LATE THOUGH I POSTED A LITTLE BIT WHILE THE APRIL FOOLS LAYOUT WAS UP

and you're 18! woo yeah! look at it this way: you can finally tell your friend's mom how hot you think she is, and there's a .01% better chance she'll have sex with you because it's legal now!

Posted by Grave Wisdom

Happy belated Bday Fgt.

Buy porn and cigarettes. You will get hopelessly addicted, and ruined for life.

By the cigarettes I mean.

Posted by Ant

birthday's long over. someone lock this piece of **** thread.

Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Yeah, who the **** wants to keep patting Zeta on the back? Faggot's had his time in the sun.