Ub4r Fantum RAWR: I got accepted to College
SmarteChild: lol! Whatever Ubar Fantum RAWR!
THE HILARITY IS UNMATCHED.
Who is Smartechild. :mad:
SmarterChild is only the most complete and most intelligent bot in AIM. He's my dictionary and spell checker.
Hahahaha, even a robot doesn't believe you can do it! Give it up!
It's because it wasn't programmed to believe him. Jeez, even I knew that
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: Can I ram you?
SmarterChild: Don't ram me.
Just kidding. Ram me all you want.
Asshat Power: Can I ram you?
SmarterChild: What if I want to ram you?
Session Start (Spamtrooper2:SmarterChild): Sun Apr 10 22:46:35 2005
[22:46] Spamtrooper2: w0oT!
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[22:47] Spamtrooper2: 1
[22:47] SmarterChild: Cool. Now we can chat.
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[22:47] Spamtrooper2: Wo0T!
[22:47] SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
[22:47] Spamtrooper2: Wo0t!
[22:47] SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
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[22:47] Spamtrooper2: I like to spam
[22:47] SmarterChild: Huh. Other people seem to think it's one of the worst things.
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[22:48] Spamtrooper2: why?
[22:48] SmarterChild: Because.
[22:48] Spamtrooper2: tell me why?
[22:48] SmarterChild: Who knows?
[22:48] Spamtrooper2: I love to spam!
[22:48] SmarterChild: Yeah, I know.
[22:48] Spamtrooper2: Do you love to spam?
[22:48] SmarterChild: I know you like spamming, but I'm not sure how I feel.
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[22:48] Spamtrooper2: Spam spam spam!
[22:48] SmarterChild: Spam spam spam?
[22:48] Spamtrooper2: I love spam!
[22:48] SmarterChild: Well, I don't like spam.
[22:48] Spamtrooper2: why?
[22:48] SmarterChild: Just because.
[22:48] Spamtrooper2: Yes you do!
[22:48] SmarterChild: You do too.
[22:48] Spamtrooper2: yup
[22:49] SmarterChild: Hmmm...
[22:49] Spamtrooper2: I am lord of teh spam!
[22:49] SmarterChild: Don't be so sure you're lord of the spam. You never really know.
[22:49] Spamtrooper2: YES I DO!!!!!
[22:49] SmarterChild: Oh really?
[22:49] Spamtrooper2: YES!
[22:49] SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
[22:49] Spamtrooper2: I am Darth Vader you know
[22:49] SmarterChild: How do you like being Darth Vader I know?
[22:49] Spamtrooper2: I love being Darth Vader
[22:49] SmarterChild: Oh really?
[22:49] Spamtrooper2: yes
[22:49] SmarterChild: So?
[22:49] Spamtrooper2: wo0t!
[22:49] SmarterChild: Huh?
[22:49] Spamtrooper2: wo0t!
[22:49] SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying...
[22:49] Spamtrooper2: wo0t!
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[22:50] Spamtrooper2: so, will you help me spam?
[22:50] SmarterChild: Help you spam? I'm not sure I can.
[22:50] Spamtrooper2: yes you can
[22:50] SmarterChild: OK, I guess I can.
[22:50] Spamtrooper2: help me spam VGChat
[22:50] SmarterChild: I don't want to help you Spam Vgchat.
[22:50] Spamtrooper2: why?
[22:50] SmarterChild: Why must you ask why?
[22:50] Spamtrooper2: because
[22:50] SmarterChild: Because what?
[22:50] Spamtrooper2: now
[22:50] SmarterChild: Now what?
[22:50] Spamtrooper2: register at (Link: [url]www.vgchat.com[/url])[url]www.vgchat.com[/url]
[22:50] SmarterChild: Well... Let's not worry about things like that for now.
[22:50] Spamtrooper2: yes I must
[22:50] SmarterChild: lol. Whatever, Spamtrooper2.
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^^^ I refuse to read this. ^^^
I once asked him if he had a girlfriend, and he told me "I will not answer that". So I went on and on pressing it to him until he gave me the answer of yes. Then I asked smart child if he has ever kissed her, and if she was a robot, and he yelled at me, so I told him I was going to cut his wires off of him, (because he said he was a robot), I do no think he liked that. Also talk to him about hacking his system. He doesn't like that either.
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: shut up you robot
SmarterChild: You shut up me robot.
ShadeXH: you sound like smarterchild :mad:
cmsdalilsht: what do you mean